Quotes / Sequel Snark

"Oh, like you didn't see this coming."

— The post-credits Sequel Hook of Dr. Nefarious becoming a robot in the Ratchet and Clank movie.

"Fools! Haven't you heard of sequels?"

— The Pizza Monster to Jimmy Neutron and co. after seemingly being killed, Sleepless in Retroville

"Shark still looks fake."

— Marty McFly reacting to a holographic ad for Jaws 19, Back to the Future Part II

Rowan LaFontaine: We tried everything. Electrocution, gas, firing squad, we even hung him once. Nothing worked. Finally, it was decided that, if we couldn't terminate him, we could at least contain him. Cryogenic stasis. Freeze him until we could figure out what to do.
Dr. Lowe: Seems sensible.
Rowan: I thought so. But unfortunately, some people who were too smart for their own good thought the creature that couldn't be killed was simply too valuable to just file away. <smirks> In the end, it always comes down to money.

— Jason X

"You're gonna need a hearty breakfast if you're going to see... [inhales deeply] The new Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy Pets Movie: "Mermaid Worm & Barnacle Barnacle: Episode 6: The Bubble Blowers Revenge, Part 2"! [gasps for air]"

— SpongeBob, The Patrick Star Show, "Movie Stars"

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