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"Oh, for God's sake come in! This dress is not for public consumption."
Natalie, Forever Knight, "Curiouser and Curiouser"

You know when I'm down to just my socks, it's time for business — that's why they're called business socks!
Flight of the Conchords' "Business Time".

"I'm ready for love!"
Beavis And Butthead Do America

Tadkeeta Penguin: But for now, let us forget about work for a while.
Tawaki Penguin: Agreed.
Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Hidden Truths, Hidden Lies

"Going to bed in the buff also inspires sexual thoughts and feelings. It's as if you have taken off the armor for the day and entered a private retreat where only you and your partner are allowed. That can be highly sexy, especially if you usually spend the day, surrounded by people or swept up in a hectic family life. Taking your clothes off and hitting the sheets is like flipping a switch and entering a world that exists only for you and your partner — a world in which relaxation, sexuality, and intimacy are welcomed and celebrated."
Dr. Laura Berman, Benefits of Sleeping in the Buff

Miss Buxley: I can't come in today, sir. I'm waiting for the repairman. There's a leak in my plumbing and missing part on my heating thingy.
Beetle Bailey, "July 25, 2007" strip

(Bud has gone skydiving to impress his Girl of the Week, she and the jumpmaster are talking to him via radio)
Biff: That's right, just enjoy the freefall. I'm watching you all the way.
Bud: Oh, man. What fun. Okay, I've had enough now. Uh, listen, this is Grandmaster One here. Should I be be concerned that I'm plummeting to my death over Lake Michigan? Over.
Biff: Yes but stay calm. I'll talk you in. All you have to do is— s-say, Kara you're cute.
Kara: Thank you. You're cute, too. The second I saw you I knew we were going to have sex.
Bud: Uhh, instructor? Grandmaster One here. Uh, listen I seem to be heading towards the smokestack of a tugboat. Could use some last minute advice. Over!
Kara: Take me Biff. Take me now!
Biff: I thought we were going to jump?
Kara: How can you look at THESE and still think of jumping?
Married... with Children, "The Mystery Of Skull Island"

"My body is ready."
Reggie Fils-Aime, originally meaning he was ready to demonstrate Wii Fit, but has since come to mean this.

Rewind, already naked
Inside, sun on the pavement
Feels like we could be dancing
Tonight, maybe a chancer...
Blondie, "Already Naked"

"Shinji...?"
Stopped by her quiet call, he looked back to hear what she had on her mind. She let him wait though. Her eyes downcast, she was apparently contemplating whether or not she really wanted to say what was on her mind.
"Would... would you stay here for the night... with me?" She didn't leave much doubt to the deeper meaning of her request, exposing her chest a little more than it already was.
Shinji swallowed hard as he slowly walked back to her. Technically, it was hardly their first time, but it had been so long that it almost felt like it.

Rose Tyler: "Take us into the Vortex, Doctor, and then take me to bed."
The Doctor: "Barcelona…"
Rose Tyler: "Will wait. I don't need a fancy hotel or flowers every morning. I just need you." (dropping her clothes) "Take me to your room and make love to me."
Being To Timelessness, Chapter 32

Kara entered the dressing room, and found that she was not alone.
Jasmine was there, clad only in a short robe. She was looking straight at Kara.
Kara Zor-El dropped her towel and her jaw at the same time.

He was answered by a muted flushing noise from inside the bathroom. A moment later the accordion-style door drew open with a racket and Asuka stepped out. Perspiration beaded her creamy skin, giving her a wet sweaty sheen and making her clothing seem uncomfortable despite how little she was wearing. Skimpy dark, tight shorts hugged her hips and bottom and pressed into the gap between her thighs, while up above only a fluorescent pink bra kept her modest.
Shinji, who had already begun opening cupboards to put away the groceries he had just purchased, stared at her with an open mouth. Asuka had never been shy about her clothing, and with a body like hers it was hard to argue, but the more comfortable she got with him the less she wanted to wear at home. One day he fully expected to find her going around the place completely naked. He wasn't sure he would mind terribly.
"Well?" Keen to press her advantage, Asuka tilted her head, golden-red bangs shifting across her forehead, and gave him a lopsided smirk. She approached him like a prowling cat, with a swagger in her waist. Her blue eyes met his. "Are you just going to stand there and stare at me?"

Kyril: Now as for your duties... (sees Grace trying to kiss him) what on earth are you doing?
Grace: I thought I was to warm your bed, Sir Kyril.
Kyril: ...I did not say you were going to do any of that. Look, what I need you to do is simple: paperwork and gathering information.
Grace: Ah... o-okay.
The Night Unfurls, Chapter 11

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