Sean: Not looking at the Sun from up close is better than not looking at the Sun from Earth.
"How We Found Your Sun"
Sydney: It's nice of you to help Sunspot. Did he bury [the remote] somewhere?
Mindy: Nope, I did. [beat] Hey, I'm only four. Live and learn.
"Backyard Moon Base"
Jet: [imitating Elvis Presley] Thank you, thank you very much.
"How Come the Moon Has Craters?"
Sean: You did great, Sydney. Next time, I'm gonna fly [the saucer]. Wait, don't quote me on that.
"What Goes Up..."
Mitchell: What kind of Earth pet parachutes? Someday I'll figure that Jet Propulsion out. Someday. JET PROPULSIONNNNN!!!!!!!!
"What Goes Up..."
Dr. Rafferty: You know, it's okay to call me Mom.
Sean: I know, but I'm just so proud that my mom is also a scientist. I think I should call you Dr. Mom.
Dr. Rafferty: Aw...
(they hug)
"Constellation Prize"
Sean: Can I say something?
Carrot & Celery: Sure, Sean.
Sean: Okay, [clears throat], WE'RE GOING TO BORTRON 7?!?
Carrot: Right, that's what we said.
Sean: But its far, really, really far. I mean, the moon is ok, and maybe Mars, but another part of the galaxy?!?
Celery: Oh, oh, oh! We can get you there and back and almost no time will have passed. We'll make it back Sunday morning, before your parental units get back from their conference!
Carrot: Peasy-easy, as you Earthies say!
Sean: Wow, really? And its "easy-peasy" to cross the galaxy on a weekend?
Sydney: Sean, think of all the things we'll see! Think of all the scientific discoveries! Think of what Bortron 7 has that Earth doesn't have!
Sean: Hmmmm, we could make a plan. A list of terrific scientific questions
Sydney: Yes, to compare Planet Earth with Bortron 7!
- "Back to Bortron 7"
Lillian: So, are you playing a detective?
Mitchell: I'm not playing one, I am one. And yes, I'm also dressed as one.
Mindy: Mitchell, remember you promised to go trick-or-treating with us?
Lillian & Mindy: We're ready to get candy!
Mitchell: Uh...well, okay. I'll go.
Mindy: Hooray! Let's start our magical night of trick-or-treating.
Mitchell: You mean our regular, non-magical night of trick-or-treating?
Mindy: Oh, Mitchell. Halloween is magical, you'll see.
"That's One Gigantic Pumpkin, Jet Propulsion!"
Mr. Peterson: Sheesh, another 'Surfing Santa' pitch. This is your third year as volunteer director of holiday pageants, Peterson! Everyone's gonna be expecting a new, fresh idea about Christmas! What are you gonna do, YOU'RE JUST ONE SCIENTIST!
"Holidays in Boxwood Terrace"
Sydney: Jet, where in the world did you get the idea to put rutabaga and garlic into a cookie?!?"
Jet: Hey, someone had to be the first to try it.
"Satellite Selfie"
Carrot: Can we please talk to an actual Bortronian?
Tech Support: Please hold. We value your time and appreciate your business. Please stand by.
(Hold music comes on, and Carrot dances to it)
Tech Support: Hello. Please state the nature of your request.
Celery: The saucer won't start.
Tech Support: Did you say, the monster is in a cart?
Celery and Carrot: The saucer won't start!
Tech Support: Got it. Are you in the saucer?
Carrot: Yes!
Tech Support: Are you sitting in front of the dashboard?
Celery: Yes!
Tech Support: Is the power on?
Carrot: Yes!
Tech Support: Is the saucer there?
(Jet, Carrot, Celery, and Sunspot all do epic facepalms)
Jet: YES!!! We're calling from it!
Tech Support: Please hold. We value your time and appreciate your business. Please stand by.
(Hold music comes on again, and Carrot dances with Sunspot)
Tech Support: Thank you for standing by.
"Sunday Drive"
Mindy: I think we need to order an emergency pizza, to get the taste of these cookies out of our mouths.
Face 9000: Emergency pizza? Did my system correctly detect an attempt at Earth humor?
Mindy: Um.....yes!
Face 9000: Excellent, I am programmed to laugh encouragingly. Ha ha, ha ha ha, Mindy! Ha ha!
"Satellite Selfie"
Carrot: (looking into a mirror) Carrot is wearing a cutting-edge woolen Earth scarf. Ooh, all the rage.
"Castaway Carrot"
Sean: (sighs) Neptune this, Neptune that. But it's so far away! Like, more than 2 billion miles! And so cold!
Jet: Sean, are you talking to yourself?
Sean: Yes. Yes I am.
"Sean's Neptune Tune"
Jet: No way! A dog star? You can't be serious.
Dr. Rafferty: Actually, it is Sirius.
Jet: I get that it's serious, but I wonder what the star is called.
Dr. Rafferty: It's Sirius.
Jet: What's serious? I just want to know what's the dog star's name.
Dr. Rafferty: It's seriously called Sirius.
Jet: Whoa! Slow down...
"Constellation Prize"
Dr. Bergs: Since Ellen Ochoa isn't here yet, I'm going to refill my coffee cup.
Dr. Skelley: Okay, Bergs, but you might want to consider decaf.
Dr. Bergs: Why do you say that? (laughing in a hyper manner)
Dr. Skelley: Oh, no reason.
"Astronaut Ellen Ochoa"
Dr. Skelley: What about your rule about staying calm in any emergency?
Dr. Bergs: THAT DOESN'T INCLUDE COFFEE EMERGENCIES!!!!!!!!
"Astronaut Ellen Ochoa"
Mindy: Jet, you know who's the best hooper in the whole universe? Saturn, 'cause it has a hoop ring around it, right?
Jet: Right! Good one, Mindy.
Sydney: Mindy, that's kind of brilliant and funny. A hooping planet.
Sean: Mindy's right, but guys, I kind of said that about Saturn a second ago.
Jet: Oh, right Sean. But I didn't think you said 'Saturn'. I heard wrong. I-I heard "ice cream sundae" or "Cincinnati" or "sauteed sausages".
Sean: (under his breath) Ugh, fine.
"What's Up With Saturn's Rings?"
Celery: Carrot, are you alright?
Carrot: I-I don't know. (sniff) I can't breathe through my nose, and I-I keep having these sudden face explosions!
Celery: Oh, dear. This is very alarming!
"Endless Summer"
Carrot: Now, can I grow slices of moon pizza-cantaloupe? I hope...
"Castaway Carrot"
Sean: (moans) I think I left my stomach on Venus.
Celery: Ooh! Should we go back for it?
"Tiny Blue Dot"
Carrot: Ugh, so do any of these airtight containers here come with matching lids?
Dr. Rafferty: They all do! And look, a special compartment just for cherry tomatoes, huh?
Carrot: (putting the container on his head) Oh! You don't say. Just incredible. What will they think of next?
"Constellation Prize"
Mitchell: Dad, this sandbag is kind of heavy
Mr. Peterson: That's okay, son. Mine is too. Builds character.
Mitchell: I think my character’s big enough.
"Mindy's Weather Report"
Face 9000: Remember, don't try this without a grownup.
Carrot: Um, but I am a grownup...aren't I?
Mindy: I think he means me.
"Comet Fever"
Sean: You guys, I know Neil Armstrong had challenges on his missions. But did he give up? Did he ever quit? No! And neither will we! No! Failure is not an option!
"Sean's Robotic Arm"
Sean: Um, is this trip really necessary?
Sydney: It's okay if you're scared, Sean.
Sean: Well, I'm not scared, exactly. It's just that I like to be scientific about my space travel, and-
Carrot: Me too, Sean. I get nervous about it sometimes.
Sean: You do?
Carrot: I do! But just because something makes you nervous doesn't mean you can't do it.
"How Come the Moon Changes Shape?"
Mindy: (whispering) Hey, Sunspot! I know there's only one moon. I just like making the big kids have to explain it over and over again. (giggles)
"How Come the Moon Changes Shape?"
Jet: Whether a job is work or fun, it's all in the way you look at it.
"Chore Day"
Sydney: To do it tomorrow, you have to imagine it today.
"Backyard Moon Base"
