Without much thought, [Jonathan] carefully patted Josuke's head and set about slipping his satchel back on.
Josuke blinked. Did he really just let someone touch his beloved hair? He quickly looked in the mirror, relief washing through him when he saw not a single hair escaped or was out of place. Usually, if someone so much as breathed too hard around his hair, he'd flip his shit and quickly take out his emergency comb. But it actually felt nice, the loving pats to his hair.
"Hahaha, jeez, you two couldn't hit the broad side of a ba-..."
[the music stops, and a single golden hair falls down in front of her eyes]
"You... YOU MONSTERS!!! AAAAGGHHHHH!"
[cue Curb-Stomp Battle]
[the music stops, and a single golden hair falls down in front of her eyes]
"You... YOU MONSTERS!!! AAAAGGHHHHH!"
[cue Curb-Stomp Battle]
— Yang Xiao Long, RWBY: "Volume 1, Episode 6: The Emerald Forest"
Shady Guy: You look like a regular Huntress, and a beauty at that.
Yang: Good. Thanks pal.
Shady Guy: Seriously! Not too bulky, not too lean... You're...
Yang: Just right. Yep, like I said, I'm good.
Shady Guy: And your hair...
[music suddenly cuts out, Yang grabs his reaching hand and glares at him]
Shady Guy: Huh!?
[Yang floors him with one punch]
— RWBY: "Volume 5, Episode 1: Welcome to Haven"
"I spend a lot of time on my hair, and he hits it. He hits my hair!"
— The Dude, Quelf
"Hey! I don't touch your buttons. You don't touch my 'do."
— Zidgel to Midgel, 3-2-1 Penguins!: Season 1, Episode 3: Lazy Daze
"How dare you! Don't tell me you have the nerve to hit me over the head with that filthy broom of yours, mister? What were you thinking? You know how long it takes to look this good? Listen! No one messes with my hair! Got it?!"
— Koan, Sailor Moon: Episode 72: Battle of the Flames of Love! Mars vs. Koan
Lone Starr: You hold them off. I'll get the door.
Vespa: I'm not shooting this thing. I hate guns!
[A stray laser blast singes part of Vespa's hair]
Vespa: My hair. He shot my hair! Son of a BITCH!
Barf: Holy shit!
Vespa: How was that?
Lone Starr: [shrugs shoulders] Not bad...
Barf: Not bad...for a girl!
Dot Matrix: Hey, that was pretty good for Rambo!
"You mess with the 'fro, you got to go."
Fabian: That's not even the worse part. They... they killed...
Kain: Who? Who did those bastards kill? Tell me!
Fabian: They killed... my hair! [Reveal Shot where half of Fabian's hair is scorched]
Kain: ...
Fabian: Avenge my hair, Kain. Avenge my hair.
Kain: ...I hate you.
Kain: Who? Who did those bastards kill? Tell me!
Fabian: They killed... my hair! [Reveal Shot where half of Fabian's hair is scorched]
Kain: ...
Fabian: Avenge my hair, Kain. Avenge my hair.
Kain: ...I hate you.
— Wrack
"What happens when we squish your squishy hair?" I'll bonk you. With a crowbar. Don't do it.
— Ina’nis, hololive
"Ah! No! Hands off the hair, you bearded miarlken basaboon!"
—Greazer, Sentinels of the Multiverse'
"All right! THAT'S IT! This 'white devil' thing has gone far enough! NOBODY! MESSES! WITH THE 'DO!"
—Ace Ventura, When Nature Calls
