Quotes / Mushroom Samba

Thus begins the last trip and testament of Theodore Victor Allen... Destination? Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh...

Because you neglect to do God's work wallowing in acedia and tristilia, you choose NOTHING. And in choosing nothing, you neglect to begin that which is good.

— Se7en: Sloth

"Well, I hope you packed your bags, kid, because you're about to go on a triiiiip..."

— Cinnamon, Dead Zone Abridged, after Gohan ate some drug-laced apples

"Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya! Nothing's quenchier. It's the quenchiest!"

— Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender, after drinking water from a cactus

"My body is made out of sugar! ...I hope I don't fall into a cup of tea..."

— Random chatter from Aldy after eating blue mushrooms, Fable

"As the hour passed, JC could feel a burning sensation at the base of her neck. Her ceiling became like jello, wobbling around. 'But ceilings are cringe. I'm floor gang now,' she thought; 'always have been'. JC had never felt more relaxed, as she turned on some music. She could hear people chanting her name over the speakers. 'That's the sound of being TikTok famous,' she thought. She tried recording more videos of her trip, but eventually she forgot what she was doing. Her vision was blurry, but she didn't need her eyes to see anymore. There was a drum beating faster and faster in her chest. Her mouth was like a desert, devoid of water, and her teeth were like giant stones, grinding each other down into sand. JC looked at the clock. 12 hours had passed. Her dad had come in and asked her, 'How much Benadryl did you drink?' But she wasn't sure if that was a hallucination or not. She said she took ten million, which is how many TikTok views she'd get, as she suffers her first seizure. In reality, no-one was around; her dad hadn't seen JC since hours before she took the Benadryl, as she falls unconscious on the floor."

— Chubbyemu, A TikToker Drank 2 Bottles Benadryl. This Is What Happened To Her Organs.

Peter: Believe me, Chris, you don't want to mess with drugs. I tried 'em once; big mistake. Things got way too real.

(flashback to a live-action scene of a man in a Peter costume)

Peter: Holy crap, I am freakin' out!

—Family Guy, "Let's Go to the Hop"

Hop Pop: Always gotta make it about you, don't you? "I'm Anne, and my life is worse than everyone else's."
Anne: Oh, yeah? Well, at least my head isn't a tea kettle! (realizes what she just said) Wait, what?
Hop Pop: Oh, yeah? Well at least my hair isn't rainbow stardust!

—The result of human and Amphibian swapping energy drinks, Amphibia, "Stakeout"

Mariner: Boimler, what is up with your head?! You look like a goddamn sea creature!
(Boimler's head looks like a rainbow pufferfish)
Boimler: (giggling) My head? What about your arms?! (laughs loopily)
(Mariner's arms are extended to ridiculous degrees)
Mariner: Yeah, I mean I don't hate it, though.
Boimler: Hey, guys, this is actually so funny. Look at this. It says oxygen levels are depleting! (laughs)
Mariner: I can taste sounds? What?!
(Tendi looks like a starfish with butterfly wings)
Tendi: (high-pitched) We have to get out of here!
Mariner: "Oh, we have to get out of here!" (laughs)
Boimler: How?! It's a maze!
Tendi: What?! (scene cuts to her perspective) What-what maze?!

— Star Trek: Lower Decks, "Room For Growth"

Frog: Hey, mister, this here's the stairway to heaven. Ya know that, don'tcha?
Spike: Obnoxious little frog.

— Cowboy Bebop

Chapel: What exactly have we been drinking for the last hour?

Ortegas: Orion hurricanes. Karas gave us a whole bottle of real Orion delaq so they're genuine.

Pike: Interesting flavor.

Number One: Does anyone else feel strange?

Uhura: Why does everything feel so... two dimensional?

Spock: My arms don't normally do this.

Ortegas: My eyes feel HUGE! Do my eyes look huge?

M'Benga: ...WHAT THE HELL IS IN THESE THINGS!?

—Star Trek: Strange New Worlds: "Those Old Scientists" ^note  This scene is done entirely in Star Trek: Lower Decks style animation

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