Stong Radd: Why do I hate things? BECAUSE IT AMUSES ME, THAT'S WHY!
Webcomics
Actor: If they hate the show so much, why do they keep coming back?
Playwright: Do you know some people can orgasm from outrage alone?
Actor: What? No!
Playwright: Me neither, but it's the only guess I have.
Playwright: Do you know some people can orgasm from outrage alone?
Actor: What? No!
Playwright: Me neither, but it's the only guess I have.
— Oglaf
Web Original
The Secret Rival exists in the shadows. I never actually see him, but he is my worst enemy and my most faithful reader, popping up every now and then to reassure everyone I still ruin his life. With every article he continues to read, he hates me more and further hates the world that allows me to exist. More than anything, though, he hates the taste of his giant Me poster... I can't really tell a guy to suck my balls when he's already lurking under my toilet in a wetsuit screaming at them while I shit on him.
...I haven't thought about suicide in a long time, not since high school, when a guy talked me out of it, though to this day I doubt he realizes it. So, I lived on to wind up with a job where one of my tasks is to ban people who follow him from one comment section to another telling him he's not funny and should kill himself.
—Jason "David Wong" Pargin, "Robin Williams and Why Funny People Kill Themselves"
Lena explains that she did it because she was tired of people using their 140 characters to hiss rudeness at her. Ryan then responded "You should see what they say about me." I’m sorry Ryan, but if you didn’t want people dragging you online, you should have never released the Hooker Kraken (the Kardashians) unto the world.
—DListed, "Lena Dunham Deleted Her Twitter"
, "Lena Dunham Deleted Her Twitter"We basically play 16 away games a year, as FedEx [Stadium] is constantly packed with rival fans. Visiting teams are generally so well represented that their chants drown out our own when the Redskins are down. They are like a pack of feral cats who have taken over an alley and no longer fear humans.
Hating something really hard is like heroin, it feels great, you keep going and eventually you're a junkie.
—Anonymous, /r9k/
Web Video
"Y-you took something that was just miserable from the past and you just obsessed over it! You turned it into your lives!!"
—Donnie DuPre parodying Channel Awesome, Demo Reel
"For some reason, this show seems to attract people who need excuses to yell at cartoon women."
Western Animation
"He frequents the 'I Hate Hawkgirl' bulletin boards. Fifty-seven. Web rings. Unaffiliated sites number in the hundreds."
— Batman, Justice League Unlimited ("Shadow of the Hawk")
Real Life
"Love fades. Hate can last forever."
—Elizabeth Merrill of ESPN on LeBron James
of ESPN on LeBron James"Fuck you, you fuckity-fucker]]. What will you think when you are being basted in the broth of God's righteous indignation? I look forward to observing from my post in Heaven the exquisite tortures you will suffer at the hands of the just and loving God whom you have rejected, you fuckity-fucker. God bless."
—Richard Dawkins reads his fan mail
