Vietnam can kill me, but it can't make me care.
I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them
. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill
Is that You, John Wayne - Is this Me?
Private Joker: Why should we do a story about you?
Private Joker: Any women or children?
Door Gunner: Sometimes!
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?