Subtrope of Acceptable Targets, there are certain characters that are doomed to be mocked (and have a general negative characterization) just for their career choice. Please do not add particular cases to the examples listed here. Compare with Klingon Scientists Get No Respect.
- Hook: "KILL THE LAWYER!"
- Independence Day: "I better call my brother! I better call my housekeeper! I better call my lawyer!.... Nah, forget my lawyer!"
- It was lost on very few viewers that the most ignominious death in Jurassic Park—the one involving the portapotty—was reserved for the lawyer.
- The Nac Mac Feegle carry swords that glow in the presence of lawyers, much as elvish swords in The Lord of the Rings glow in the presence of orcs. Pictsies clearly consider them such Acceptable Targets that they craft weapons to hit said Targets with.
- Mr. Slant, a centuries old Zombie who is undisputed Head of the Guild of Lawyers, is presented as the amoral type to whom the letter of the Law means everything and the spirit of the Law is mere circumstantial evidence. It is said his reason for coming back as a Zombie was so as to be able to claim outstanding fees from errant clients. He has been seen providing the legal groundwork for a coup d'etat, so as to ensure the takeover is legally unimpeachable; but capable of unhesitatingly switching sides to defend the status quo when the revolution fails.
- Rumpole of the Bailey gives us everything from the nice ones (like Rumpole) to mercenary jerks.
- Rumpole may be one of the nice ones, but he is often pretty underhanded. If he ever went on the prosecution, he would be a monster. Fortunately, Rumpole only defends.note
- Suits is a positive portrayal of lawyers and what they do. Or maybe it's not always so positive. The protagonists are lawyers and while the audience is presumably supposed to be on their side, they're not always nice (and they're certainly not always legally in the right; sometimes whether they're even morally in the right is questionable). Of course, the antagonists are often lawyers too, and to keep the audience's sympathy with the protagonists, their opponent will generally be depicted as an Amoral Attorney or at best as a Well-Intentioned Extremist. Louis Litt was an antagonist to start with, but later seasons have shown that he's not really a bad guy, he just cares more about the reputation of himself, his firm, and his profession than he cares about social niceties or politeness, so he's a bit of an ogre to anyone he thinks isn't performing up to an extremely high standard.
- L.A. Law saw a similar distribution.
- Averted when it comes to state prosecutors, which, thanks to shows like Law & Order, are practically seen as heroes.
- Law & Order is often seen as the first subversion to an even older image. Perry Mason depicted poor, ineffectual Hamilton Burger who was a Punch-Clock Villain at best and a Smug Snake, always eager to send people to the gas chamber at absolute worst.
- Most of the defense attorneys get a fair shake as well, because at worst they're seen doing their best for their client, and at best they can be seen objecting to overzealous prosecution or taking the case because they believe that some Constitutional rights (usually Free Speech) are being infringed upon.
- Prosecuting attorneys have been getting more and more of a bad rap as of late and are now frequently portrayed as amoral, sociopathic crooks who care more about their own perceived effectiveness and less about playing by the rules, which leads to the withholding of evidence harmful to their case, fabrication of helpful evidence, witness coercion, the "loss" of crucial paperwork, and, if they're really nasty, backroom deals with judges and jurors.
- Also averted in JAG, where the military lawyers are the really good and honorable guys.
- However, NCIS played this trope majorly straight in season seven with M. Alison Hart, whom the fen nicknamed "Bitchy McLawyer" because her only real purpose on the show was to use her legal services to hinder the team's investigations wherever possible. And she had serious BST with Gibbs.
- Averted in the Star Trek: The Next Generation pilot, which shows the After the End 21st century, where the society got rid of all lawyers. Of course, the so-called "court of facts" is, in fact, nothing more than a Kangaroo Court, where the accused are already assumed to be guilty and must prove their innocence with hard evidence.
- Also, in Measure of a Man, Picard butts heads with a Starfleet JAG because he feels she showed excess zeal during his court martial. This largely amounts to being Picard's bias as she's shown to be perfectly reasonable during the proceedings against Data. (Although the Star Trek: The Lost Era novel The Buried Age shows that he was right about the court martial it also has her superior at that court martial having to remind her that it's not the 20th century, and their goal is to find the truth, not win at all costs. Apparently, it's a lesson she's learnt since.)
- Better call Saul!
- "Jurassic Park" by Weird Al (parody of "MacArthur Park") has the lyric: "A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer, well I suppose that proves they're really not all bad." Though Weird Al has stated it's left to the listener's interpretation whether it's the lawyer or the tyrannosaurus that's "not all bad."
- 'Get Over It' by The Eagles has the lyric "Let's kill all the lawyers. Kill them tonight".
- Which, of course, is a paraphrase of a quote from Henry VI by William Shakespeare.
- In Japan, the lawyers are okay, it's the judges who are demonized.
- Which is why the judge from the aforementioned Ace Attorney games is portrayed as such a moron. And why the localisations play up the Cloud Cuckoo Lander aspects of the Judge to make him endearing instead of merely being senile. Judges tend to be well-respected in the west, unless they're obviously corrupt.
- Dick Cheney has achieved what many Americans can only imagine: he shot a lawyer in the face with a shotgun, then got the lawyer to apologize. And he still doesn't smile!
- The (in)famous "Let's kill all the lawyers." line from Henry VI, Part 2. Sometimes mistaken for a subversion (the line is spoken by a follower of the unsympathetic rebel) but is in fact the punchline of an extended joke about the "perfect" society: free food, free clothes, free beer, and NO LAWYERS!
"Is not this a lamentable thing, that of the skin of an innocent lamb should be made parchment? that parchment, being scribbled o'er, should undo a man? Some say the bee stings: but I say, 'tis the bee's wax; for I did but seal once to a thing, and I was never mine own man since."
- Followed by a more sober reflection on the evils of law without conscience:
- Scribblenauts has this as an Easter Egg in one later level, the player has to get a group of bad people into heaven. If the player uses the magnifying glass to identify which objects they are, they will find out that one of them is a lawyer.
- The Ace Attorney series inverts this with prosecutors, who by and large care more about getting a guilty verdict and maintaining a perfect record than actually finding the guilty party. In "Justice for All", Phoenix considers all prosecutors to be this way without exception, and bitterly complains about how the prosecutors persist even though they know they're not in the right, making it more difficult for him to defend his clients. It helps that you play as the defense attorney, and your clients (except for Matt Engarde) are always innocent.
- Though a lot of Phoenix's bad attitude towards prosecutors in the second game is related more to Edgeworth's disappearance at the end of the first game, which Phoenix considered a personal betrayal than any actual antagonism towards the profession. He doesn't express any such thoughts in the first game or the ones after Justice For All.
- From the manual of Gateway II: Homeworld's "Legal Stuff" section (paraphrased, since the section says it mustn't be copied!)
> We know the legal stuff below is unconscionable, but so are our lawyers.
- The manual goes on to repeat the joke about New Jersey having more toxic waste than lawyers because it got first choice.
- In Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, crooked cop Tenpenny tells CJ to call 555-WETIP and frame someone for drug possession.
CJ: Hey motherfucker, the code of the streets is that I don't snitch! I don't give a fuck if it kills you, me, my brother. Street cats don't call no cops!
Tenpenny: Carl, he's a D.A.!
CJ: ...yeah? Well, where I go find him?
- Schlock Mercenary features a discussion between the hive-minded lawyer snakes and the author in which the snakes find real life lawyers scary. (Their task at the moment was to go blow up a ship.)
- In "20 Haunting Halloween Facts" by Matthew Santoro, Matthew says that there are real-life vampires, who drink people's blood and claim to drain people's lives. He then says that they're better known by their day name of "lawyers".
- In the The Simpsons "Marge in Chains", sleazy failure lawyer Lionel Hutz says "Can you imagine a world without lawyers?" The scene shifts into his imagination, which shows a peaceful utopia where peoples of all colors and cultures are holding hands and singing. Fade back to Hutz, who shudders in horror at the thought.
- An episode of the short-lived Evil Con Carne (which originally aired alongside the much-better-known The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy) involved General Skarr being exposed to a devolving ray which causes him to change into many different animals, including a skunk (which he detests being called). Immediately after, he changes again and Hector exclaims, "No, he's worse than a dirty skunk! He's a lawyer!" and, indeed, he's now a lawyer with a suit and briefcase and everything.
AccountantsIf you see an accountant in fiction, chances are they're dull, boring, and completely structured, being unable to relax or think outside the box. Many a story begins with an accountant discontent with their career and wanting to break out of the humdrum of cubicle life. If male, they're prime fodder for the Manic Pixie Dream Girl. It seems the only accounts who enjoy their jobs are the ones scheming with their employer to help circumvent income tax laws or cover up illegal financial activities. They may or may not also be predators looking for Nouveau Riche individuals who suddenly need to manage large amounts of money, or elderly estate-holders who might be less able to keep track of their assets, with the intent of funneling money from them. Closely related jobs are not exempt: Auditors and Tax Collectors are unnervingly strict, heartless and unforgiving. The reason this perception is so pervasive is because fiction writers are bound by their own biases; to someone who makes their living with their creativity, the idea of working in a cubicle crunching numbers all day would be a Fate Worse than Death.
- An exception is Iceman, of all people. Despite being the team joker, he worked as an accountant between stints with the X-Men and the Defenders, and is the school math teacher.
- Harold Crick in Stranger Than Fiction is a tax worker who is definitely dull, boring, and completely structured, but not heartless, and is in fact portrayed as a good man.
- And his co-workers, while portrayed as kinda geeky, are a lot more lively than Harold, implying it's him, not the job.
- Mr. Lau in The Dark Knight is the scheming sort of accountant, attempting to blackmail his employers.
- One compelling reason he was "hired" was because he relocated all of the various mafia's money. He took it from their banks without their knowledge in anticipation of a police raid.
- He is also banking on the fact that "Hong Kong would never extradite [a Chinese national]". Batman doesn't recognize national sovereignty and the hurdles of due process.
- Leopold Bloom in The Producers musical and film was a textbook example of the dull, boring accountant as well as the scheming accountant (although for him it was more of a mathematical activity than anything else), but his time with Zero Mostel and/or Nathan Lane livened him up considerably. Which is understandable.
- Shallow Grave: "David may be an accountant, but at least he tries". David's boringness is continually Lampshaded until David gets a whole lot less boring later on. In the words of his boss:
Lumsden: Oh, it's unfashionable, I know, but yes, we're methodical, yes, we're diligent, yes, we're serious, and where's the crime in that? Why not shout it from the rooftops? Yes, maybe sometimes we're a wee bit boring, but by God we get the job done, and that's why I think you fit in here.David Stephens: I'm boring?Lumsden: You get the job done.
- The "socially inept and unable to think outside the box" trope was heavily invoked on poor Louis in Ghostbusters (1984). He even threw a party at his apartment and invited only business contacts because he could write the chips and dip off as a business expense and was loudly explaining this to his guests as a sound tactic.
- Subverted in the "Crimson Permanent Assurance" sketch from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, when a group of insurance accountants overthrow their masters and turn to piracy.
- The Parole Officer is built around the protagonist trying to clear his name after he sees "a man strangle a human being well, an accountant, anyway."
- Dave Barry's Claw Your Way to the Top has a chapter called "How Finance Works." It begins with this warning:
This stuff is deadly dull, as is illustrated by accountants. You never hear people say: "Let's have some fun tonight! Let's go find some accountants!" So unless you have no choice, you should skip this chapter. I myself am going to require powerful illegal stimulants to write it.
- Also from Dave Barry: four portraits are shown with the caption "Which of these is the millionaire? Which is the accountant? Which is the jerk?" The answer is that Mr. B is all three: a millionaire accountant jerk. (It then goes on to state that the other three are slime, so perhaps accountants don't come off quite so bad here.)
- One of the most despised and feared villains in the Discworld setting are the Auditors. They are essentially universal accountants tasked with keeping tabs on everything and they would prefer to extinguish all life and random factors in the universe, because lifeless rocks tumbling around in predictable orbits are very tidy and manageable.
- Monty Python has quite a few sketches including panicky, mousy chartered accountants. Perhaps best portrayed in the "Job Agency" sketch, where one initially wants to be a lion-tamer but, after finding out he was thinking of aardvarks, decides for something more tame... then decides "I'll think about it".
Counsellor: Yes, but you see, Mr. Anchovy, your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. Our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful. And whereas in most professions these would be considerable drawbacks, in chartered accountancy they're a positive boon.
- Evan from Royal Pains is portrayed in lacking common sense, goofy, and annoying, and in fact loses all of HankMed's money at one point. But he's still a good accountant.
- Ted from Queer as Folk. He is the most boring and uptight of the main characters, and also happens to be the oldest, if only by a few years. He is clearly unhappy, and tries out other jobs for a while (and also slipping into drug addiction, coming seriously close to destroying his whole life), before Brian asks him to come work for his new company, and after that he seems happy being Brian's accountant/personal advisor... thing.
- In Parks and Recreation, Ben is an accountant, and is constantly made fun of for being nerdy and numbers-obsessed, though he's still generally personable and likeable. A running gag is that he repeatedly finds himself working at a local accounting firm and is, by far, the coolest guy there.
- Hunter: In-universe. Rick Hunter finds himself being audited by a visiting IRS accountant (played by James Cromwell) who is quite annoyed by Hunter's habit of paying police informants out of his own pocket and falsely declaring it as business expenses. Da Chief is initially amused by this, but quickly becomes a target of the accountant himself.
- Subverted in Rhapsodies with Brian who, while certainly socially inept, is a manic force of nature.
- Another exception is Don from Regular Show, who is friendly, charismatic, and eager to give everyone "sugar."
- Cyril Figgis, the ISIS accountant and unlikely field agent in Archer. Awkward, rigid, and often Butt-Monkey for both enemies and colleagues. His smoothest infiltration was to introduce himself to a drug lord simply as The Accountant, suggest he was sent to audit the books, then imply that he could assist him in embezzling from his boss for a little bit of the action.
- The Clock King from Batman: The Animated Series was a rigidly structured accountant. The one time he deviated from his set schedule, Disaster Dominoes ensued and he lost his business and gained a grudge.
- In one VeggieTales Silly Song, Larry is waiting for Santa with cookies, only to be accosted on two separate occasions by a Viking and a bank robber who threaten to do what you'd expect. Larry implores them to relax a little and offers them a cookie "because it's Christmas!" When an IRS agent appears, he's barely begun his introduction when Larry slams the door in face. And smirks at the camera.
- However, beware of running afoul of Once Acceptable Targets, given the strong associations banking conspiracies have with anti-Jewish sentiment in Europe.
- In American Media, they tend to be aged white Fat Bastards or Corrupt Hicks.
- It has taken on a new lease of life in the wake of the Global Financial Crisis a.k.a. the Great Recession, starting from around 2007. Since then, it's shifted up a gear with the Occupy Wall Street movement, with "Wall Street" itself becoming a dirty word or easy punchline. See Supernatural, where the demon Crowley is seen shouting "This isn't Wall Street, this is HELL! We have a little something called integrity!"
- An aversion is the Murakami short story "Super-Frog Saves Tokyo," where the main character is a debt collector, who is an average salaryman, and is a total badass because he's so very calm. Also, he helps the titular Super-Frog save Tokyo.
Fiscal AdvisorsThis is done very rarely because they allow to decrease debts, but some works outright like to mock them for helping corrupt people that deserve to pay high debts. Of course, in works where those people are mocked, the debt collectors are usually portrayed as sympathetic, hardworking, and fair men.
- Frippouillard Et Compagnie is one of those films. It goes about a clothing store manager that hopes to have low debts, so he goes to a fiscal advisor. The fiscal advisor advises him to do all kinds of psychological tactics to manipulate the debt collector into decreasing the taxes. All those plans fail and the shop owner eventually has to give him 15 million Italian lira, but since the debt collector is such a friendly guy, he learns him how to gain some extra money in the casino.
- Old joke among advertising execs: "Don't tell my mother I work in advertising, she thinks I play the piano in a brothel."
- Advertisement and journalism, which are both under the social communication umbrella, are acceptable targets to each other: publicists are greedy and "sell lies", while journalists believe they're "selling the truth".
EconomistsThey practice one of the softest sciences and have the potential to be influential on a national scale, making scientists of every other discipline hate them. At the same time, non-professionals don't like them because economics is so tightly entwined with the very polarizing subject of politics.
- It doesn't help their image that most of the field of economics is (perhaps rightly) seen as largely guesswork.
- Even economists themselves acknowledge this negative view of their profession, calling their field of study "the dismal science".
EngineersMaybe it's because Writers Cannot Do Math or failed physics, but the stereotypical image of skinny men in elbow-length dress shirts, wearing thick-rimmed glasses and playing with a slide rule (think NASA engineers in the 60s-70s) seems to stick in people's minds. There are exceptions to this / the image is potentially being reversed, however.
ExecutivesSuits of all kinds can fit here, but the usual ones are working in a morally dubious industry (oil companies, cigarette companies, etc.). At best, they're portrayed as completely morally bankrupt.
- A rare, almost complete subversion is David Sarif from Deus Ex: Human Revolution. The man believes in the potential of humanity's advncement through cybernetic augmentation for the good of everyone, pays well, and after his firm suffers a major attack with several people killed, he tells his employees that he will personally talk to anyone who needs moral support; and while he does turn his chief of security into a Super Soldier without explicit consent, it's shown that Sarif thinks he's doing Adam Jensen, the protagonist, a favour. PLUS all this happens in a Cyber Punk setting, the most unlikely of places possible.
Managers and their close cousins ConsultantsThe former are depicted as talentless meddlers that are to blame for everything that happens in any company. They may even be the Pointy-Haired Boss. The latter are usually scammers that get paid loads of money without doing any actual work.
- Hou$e Of Lie$ is about a group of consultants with only one goal in mind when they work with clients: convince the clients that they absolutely need them, no matter the cost.
- Dilbert is probably a Trope Codifier, having named the Pointy-Haired Boss trope. Practically everyone at whatever company the cast works at who isn't a line engineer (sometimes even them) is incompetent, evil, or both.
(Real) Estate AgentsTheir job is to sell property, no matter how run-down or decrepit that property is, so naturally, they'll be accused of being liars in the media. It doesn't help that, in the UK at least, they are almost completely unregulated, and any crook can become one. A consumer watchdog set up an estate agency in central London with £143 and some fake properties and THAT WAS IT. In the US, it's far more heavily regulated, but there are plenty who seriously test those rules. While there are lots of honest agents who obey both the letter and spirit of the law, there are plenty of sleazeballs who will do just about anything that they think they can get away with just to get some extra cash in their pocket.
Live Action Television
- On The Closer, when Brenda and Fritz want to sell Brenda's house and buy a new one together, they enlist the very sleazy and annoying estate agent Gary. While it's never specifically stated that he's crooked or dishonest, his Catch-Phrase is, after all, "Gary doesn't lie!"
- The Simpsons had Marge become one in "Realty Bites", where she's mentored by Lionel Hutz, who utilizes Metaphorically True for any potential sale.
The Sales DepartmentParadoxically, this group is highly inclusive (in that it accepts people of any race, creed, gender, etc.) while it is still portrayed as being somewhat elitist ("If you're not in sales, you're in overhead"). The basic stereotype assumes that every member of this department will try to sell their company's product or service to anyone, regardless of whether or not the client-to-be has any need for the product (such as the proverbial "selling snow to Eskimos") and will not take "No" for an answer. As far as everyone else is concerned, the sales department is a den of iniquity staffed with inveterate liars with absolutely zero integrity who will say anything to anyone if they think it'll get them a sale, and no matter how many lies they tell and how many impossible promises they make, the only way that they'll have to face actual consequences instead of getting a slap on the wrist or being able to throw someone else under the bus is if they do something that could potentially get the company sued.
While they tend to receive a generally positive portrayal, they are one of the first stops when choosing to a pretentious, artsy professional; the opposite of the stereotypical engineer, in essence.
- American architects have brought some of this on themselves, by lobbying and self-regulating for decades to put as much legal responsibility as possible on their consulting engineers. Within the construction industry they definitely have the reputation as artsy can't-do-math types. Things are somewhat better in Europe, where architects are more likely to have some extensive structural engineering knowledge.
- Also there is the saying "An architect is someone who is too gay for Engineering, but too straight for Fashion Design".
Pretty much the same boat as architects, with the occasional added conviction that it's "not a real job". If male, often portrayed by the US media as obnoxiously Camp Gay, and by the UK media as geeks.
- The blog Clients From Hell collects true stories submitted by graphic designers. Most of the hellish clients try to get out of paying by claiming they're not doing "real work". "You do this for fun, right?" seems to be a depressingly familiar phrase among them.
PlumbersWith the exception of Mario (whose profession is rarely mentioned), plumbers in media are dumb rednecks with poor hygiene.
- Who have never heard of a belt... or long shirts. Full Moon anyone?
- Perhaps that's why Mario is so beloved: he wears overalls.
- Or/and are like other tradesmen (electricians, builders... ) portrayed as rip-off merchants always willing to overcharge or use delaying tactics ("Oh, we haven't got that part in stock, it will take a few days") to bump up the costs if they are being paid by the hour. Not to mention to charge an arm and a leg for what looks like a very simple repair.
- In the Swedish movie Drömkåken ("The Dream House"), the protagonist is at one point bullied by a whole crew of craftsmen who insult him, tear out a large part of the floor, and spend their worktime (which they expect to be paid for by the hour) talking on the phone. When the protagonist mentions that he may have difficulties paying for everything due to losing his job, they immediately walk out... and stick him with the bill for their unfinished work. He later fixes up the whole house (including the busted floor) with only some help and motivation from a friend, implying that the craftsmen were deliberately exaggerating the situation.
- Two auto mechanics try to stiff Stanley in The Mask, making him sign an unpriced bill and making a bet on whether they can trick him into paying for an imaginary engine part while he's in earshot. They later get their humiliating comeuppance by the Mask. (A similar situation appears in the original, much more violent comic, although the mechanics ended up brutally killed instead.)
Truck DriversOften portrayed as unintelligent, crude, and untrustworthy.
- And, occasionally, perverts and/or womanizers. When they're not perverts, they only have paid sex, having a family or not.
Builders / Construction WorkersLike plumbers portrayed as ignorant idiots with the added aspect of wolf whistling, catcalling, and making lewd sexual comments towards vulnerable or shy women in the street below where they are working on scaffolding where they are out of the way of any repercussions.
- Parodied on Harry and Paul with the posh scaffolders who act like this only when an attractive woman walks by harassing her, but when alone have erudite conversations about things like Shakespeare or other 'posh' subjects.
ContractorsContractors are often portrayed as lazy stick-in-the-muds who charge exorbitant amounts of money for work that is shoddy at best.
- In Jonathan Larson's autobiographical musical "Tick, Tick, Boom!" there's a song where Jon remembers the people who, over the years, have sneered "This is why you're just a waiter," at him after he messes up their order. This to a man whose first completed musical won a Pulitzer Prize, whose very name invokes What Could Have Been in the musical theater community.
- There have been reports of various math teachers who have handed out applications to fast-food chains back with failed tests.
- It also depends on the type of retail again. Someone working at Wal-Mart is much more likely to be made fun of offensively than someone who works in a department store like Macy's.
- To many, Managers of Retail Stores and fast food chains. Horror stories of managers and bosses exploiting people such as forcing people to clock out, then clock back in for another consecutive shift without getting a break or forcing others to come in on their one day off to cover for an absentee worker, sexually extorting employees via threats of dismissal or (for illegal immigrants) deportation, or firing good workers to avoid having to pay for benefits abound, making this somewhat justified...even if a bit cruel since not every manager or boss is like that.
- On the flip side, anyone who has worked one these jobs is bound to have at least a couple stories with Retail or Fast Food Customers as Acceptable Targets. (You wouldn't believe the ways you can misinterpret a buy-one, get-one-half-off sign...)
- Convenience Store Clerks usually end up getting the worst sides of both general retail and fast-food (Low skilled job, idiots or no motivation) as well as frequently dealing with people in a rush, however- it's common that they don't have the luxury of passing the customer off on a manager, nor the authority to bend/break rules in the customer's favor - as they're usually the only one there. If that convenience store also sells gas (especially in the U.S.) then they also become the sole human face for the entire oil industry, thus having the pleasure of dealing with every customer that has an axe to grind over the cost of fuel.
- But with the added benefit of a chance to get killed by someone while at work second only to police.
- Retail: How retail workers deal with being acceptable targets is a major recurring theme in the strip (the characters all work at a department store, and at one point a few of them take a second job at a convenience store, too).
- Salesmen in general, really. Especially door-to-door ones.
- In Freefall, some robots must harm humans, to prevent their harming others. Early models attacked lawyers and telemarketers on sight. Inexplicably, their sales went up.
- In Sluggy Freelance, Bun-bun the homicidal mini-lop was in the habit of tracking down and murdering telemarketers in the early story arcs, purely because he didn't like them.
Comic book/card shops' ownersThey're Always Male, fat, slovenly, socially inept Insufferable Geniuses who are invariably rude to those who don't take geekdom as Serious Business... and even those who do. And then there's also the permanent virginity thing.
- Partially averted with Stuart from The Big Bang Theory. He's initially presented as reasonably successful and functional small business owner who Penny briefly dates. As the series goes on, however, his characterization becomes increasingly extreme and unpleasant, until he's portrayed a broke, chronically depressed loser who can't get a date to save his life.
- Averted with Michael from Queer as Folk. He is kind of shy and awkward at times, but otherwise very nice, cute and generally likeable. Of course, that doesn't stop Brian from making fun of his comic book addiction.
- Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons. Not entirely unexpected exactly.
Hotel employeesWhen they're portrayed in a negative light, no one looks good. The front desk employees are, at best, bored teenagers who will probably fuck something up, and middlemen setting you up as a mark to be robbed at worst, the bellhops do not know the meaning of Unwanted Assistance and may or may not steal something, housekeeping and security are both prone to ignoring the "Do Not Disturb" placard and barging in for something completely needless (and the housekeeping very well may just steal from you as well), and the management is inevitably going to be absolutely useless and will probably try and rip you off.
Security guardsUsually portrayed as fat, bumbling, incredibly stupid losers who desperately want to be real cops but have absolutely no hope of ever getting into police academy, so they just act like power-tripping assholes instead. Their qualifications are little more than being tall, heavy-looking and occasionally belonging to an ethnic group that's known for being tough. Expect greatly overblown reactions to just about everything and completely uncalled-for rudeness; particularly unpleasant examples frequently add in hefty doses of racism, as well as incredibly creepy behavior around women. Frequently given the Red Shirt treatment, which is rarely, if ever, considered a karmic strike against their killers (e.g. if the protagonists are sympathetic bank robbers, they can kill numerous bank guards in highly-dubious "self-defense" and somehow still be treated sympathetically by the plot.
- Batman Returns has two Shreck Department Store security guards who show up very briefly for no other reason than to give Catwoman someone socially acceptable to humiliate. No Nolan-style Batman character nuances for even the minor players here, folks; the two guards are what anyone would expect: working-class, lecherous, and too easily distracted and incompetent to even attempt to do their jobs. Then there's the fact that they make demeaning comments about Catwoman even though they can see that she's holding a gigantic whip.
Catwoman: You poor guys - always confusing your pistols with your privates.
Actors & Actresses, as well as any other kind of celebrityAlways shown as living by Screw the Rules, I Have Money!, also hated for having nearly every aspect of their life. Often shown as being a complete doofus subject to Manipulative Editing and being targeted by "Sleazy Tabloids". (examples: Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Jade Goody, at least before she died of cancer)
- Celebrities are often hated for their tendency to choke news networks upon deaths. Michael Jackson and OJ Simpson, for example, developed hatedoms merely because people were so sick of turning on the TV and finding nothing but more news on their death or trial.
- They're also hated by people who lost loved ones to similar causes that weren't taken seriously because no-one famous had died from it yet.
- And then there are the actors/actresses that aren't famous. When they aren't portrayed like wanna-be celebrities Waiting for a Break, they're usually shown as Starving Artists and weirdos that can break into random monologue at any moment.
- In Renaissance Times, acting, at worst, was a step or two above prostitution. This view even persisted from the 1600s up until the late 19th-early 20th century, generally due to the Puritans and their views of anything filled with frivolity and fun, or which glamorized dishonesty (since pretending to be someone else, or telling fictional stories, is a form of lying) as a horrible sin. This idea had consequences ranging from the banning of Maypoles and other light-hearted festivals to the picketing and boycotting of theaters and the refusal by English rulers to authorize or endorse playwrights.
- This also carried on across the pond thanks to the belief in the American dream and "pulling yourself up by your bootstraps", and the fact that being paid to act, dance, and sing not only appeared like laziness but was generally not a very good way of making a living (see the Starving Artist). This view showed up a great deal in literature of the time; prominent examples would be Theodore Dreiser's Sister Carrie and Paul Laurence Dunbar's The Sport of the Gods, as well as the Willa Cather short story, "A Gold Slipper".
- In Stephen Sondheim's musicalization of The Frogs, the opening "Invocation" addresses the gods as "You who look down on actors (and who doesn't?)"
- Many seem incapable of forming a loving long-term relationship and just marry whomever's young, hot and available. If the relationship hits a snag, they'll just trade their spouse for someone better.
- There's been a rising trend in the number of male celebrities from the 1970s who have been exposed or at least accused of sexual abuse. Ricky Gervais once joked that anyone on TV in the 70s should just save the police the effort and turn themselves in.
ArtistsMainly of the screen-painting or sculpting kind, are usually viewed by people as spaced-out loons, obnoxious egomaniacs or lazy people who can't get better jobs for a living, despite most of these (especially sculptors) give months of their hard work into a single picture.
- Modern abstract artists of the Tracey Emin or Damien Hirst type come in for a lot of derision and ridicule. Tracey Emin is best known for entering a representation of her unmade bed and personal living space into an exhibition as a "statement", and her rather abrasive, confrontational personality has attracted parody and sly sniggering. Damien Hirst's best-known work is a laterally dissected dead cow in a tank of formaldehyde. A regular cartoon strip in Private Eye is called "Young British Artists" and mercilessly pillories the attitudes and output of these Young Turks.
- The art-collectors who esteem this sort of work and pay eye-watering sums for it also come in for flak. Charles Saatchi, a champion of Hirst and Emin, attracted a lot of laughter when he bought Marc Quinn's self-portrait bust, cast in his own blood, only to lose it when a cleaner unplugged the freezer that was keeping the precious work frozen, in order to plug in her hoover. The blood statue defrosted and melted. When the warehouse, in which Saatchi was storing his treasures of Modern British Art, caught fire and burnt down, the general opinion was that the quality of British art had leapt upwards overnight.
- Not that the dead artists don't have any haters. Living musicians also have their share of hatedom, see the Actors & Actresses section below.
- Animators get it pretty bad too thanks to the Animation Age Ghetto. People tend to view them as Man Children because they work on shows and movies for little kids while most normal people would've outgrown liking that stuff by now. Like the artist they can spend countless hours of work for only a couple of minutes of animation yet most of the public at large assumes that "drawing cartoons" is something a kid can do. There's also elements of the Basement-Dweller since an animator could spend days working at his station without seeing sunlight as well as sharing similar nerdy tendencies.
- If you're an overseas animator, chances are you'll be seen as a technically proficient yet creatively void worker drone who's only purpose is to mimic the style of the show you're commissioned to work on. There's a reason why US animation studios send all their inbetweening work overseas.
- Logo animators avert this, since its in general considered to be important for business to make a logo. Not to mention all the social contacts you have with that business. In general most animators can detract people by mentioning all the company logo's they created.
WritersWriters also get their share of ridicule. Unless you're a million-selling hit, good luck finding respect from the masses. Even worse if you're an aspiring writer, as the fact that you're not even published is taken as a sign, in and of itself, that your work must suck (never mind that even good novels can take YEARS to get published for a variety of reasons having little to nothing to do with the work itself). It's very common for aspiring writers to be told to give up their silly "hobby" and get a "real job."
- Writers have the additional handicap of working in a medium which does not produce fast reactions in the way that music or paintings do. It's more difficult to convince a naysayer to take the time and effort to read your work as opposed to looking at a picture or listening to a few minutes of music.
- It's even worse if you are self-published as many people will assume that your work was too poor to get published by a company and you have to sell it on Amazon. Never mind that sending in a manuscript means that you could be waiting months or even a year for a response that may be a rejection and self-publishing guarantees a substantially greater sum of royalties (70% compared to 15%). This stereotype is still persisting despite best-selling authors like John Locke and Hugh Howey (Whose series is being turned into a film by Ridley Scott) and published authors who have made more online than through print.
- "I've got a terrific idea for a book. I'll tell it to you, you write it, and we'll split the money!"
Ballet dancersMale ballet dancers are almost always presented as Camp Gay, sissy, weak men who are doing a "gender inappropriate" role. If they are straight, they are always effeminate. Never mind that ballet is one of the most intense physical workouts the human body can experience, these guys are wusses. Recently, however, they're sometimes portrayed as Camp Straight Real Men Wear Pink. They are very strong, lifting adult women (the female ballet dancers) over their heads for hours at a time, and will crush your hands in a firm handshake using his own, moisturized, silky-smooth hands if you decide to mock him or his profession.
Female ballerinas don't get off much better. Often the chain-smoking epitome of Beauty Is Bad, Lean and Mean, or the French Jerk (even though she's frequently Russian). The requisite dainty figure and young retirement age also seems to imply that even the most serious performer is just the plaything of fetishistic men (and only men of course, female creepy "admirers" get a pass no matter what).
- In Black Swan, Nina, a ballet dancer, is obsessive and repressed, and eats very little to keep a slim figure. The only other dancers focused on are Lily, who might be trying to steal Nina's role, Beth, whose early retirement left her bitter, and Veronica, who is only a minor character but is very bitchy. Lily smokes as well.
- The Simpsons:
- In one episode, Lisa joins a ballet club, and discovers all the dancers smoke to keep slender and de-stress from the intensity of ballet.
- An even earlier episode was about Bart studying ballet because all of the other extracurricular activities were taken, and the bullying and abuse he took for taking such a "sissy" activity.
Let's face it, authors don't particularly like being criticized — and chances are, if you enjoy the work in which they are portrayed, you'll probably dislike its critics too.
- There's been a rising trend in the number of comedians who refuse to accept any negative criticism, often blaming it on Political Correctness (if they're male), sexism (if they're female) or shoddy journalism (either gender).
- The 2007 documentary Heckler was produced by comedian Jamie Kennedy as retaliation for all the negative reviews and heckles he kept receiving. It gained notoriety for showing that maybe his designated villains had a point. In the doco's defense, there were several interviews with entertainers who were much more professional in their response to negative feedback.
- (Semi) Parodied by Tim Minchin with his "Song for Phil Daoust".
- Chicago's Critics Choice.
Sometimes they also tend to be portrayed as corrupt businessmen that are paid to brainwash the masses with all kinds of pro-governmental propaganda. This portrayal is often seen in... political propaganda works.
ClownsAs discussed at the trope entry, Monster Clown is about the only clown portrayal that exists in fiction these days, aside from the occasional case of the clown who Hates the Job, Loves the Limelight or the clown as the Corrupt Corporate Executive responsible for corrupting the circus they are working on and turning it into something morally reprehensible (animal abuse and drug stories abound), which isn't much better. While the basis for Real Life mime dislike is their being annoying, clowns have the baggage of more ostentatious appearances and criminals (i.e., murderers, pedophiles) like John Wayne Gacy. On top of this, they're not seen as particularly talented performers even in non-evil portrayals (i.e., the obnoxious birthday party clown). The fact that circus, the medium in which most of the best and often non-stereotypical Real Life clowns work, is not as popular as it once was doesn't help.
Journalists (aka, Newshounds)
Shown as always getting in the way of things. Also shown as being bought easily to slant the news, and writing biased news that covers up the truth. Any gossip journalism gets this double, and quintuple for any tabloid or magazine journalist. Add in some inaccuracies and you'll get loads of Face Palming.
- e-Journalists (ie, bloggers and people who post stories on the internet) are often called "slackers". Yeah, anyone can have a blog, except not everyone's as willing to devote as much time to their blog as professionals do. (ie, most bloggers won't interview people, they won't go out of their way to do the research whereas most blogs about other gossip is a mere response or chain-linking)
- Since the 2011 News International "phone hacking" scandal broke, revealing evidence of widespread unethical activity on the part of certain areas of the tabloid press — including hacking people's phone messages, in too many cases for no other reason than to find tawdry gossip (although one example involved the case of a missing teenager whose phone was hacked and messages deleted to try and prompt more information, giving her family reason to hope that she was still alive which turned out to be cruelly unfounded) and bribing members of the police to look the other way — the general reputation of journalists and tabloid journalists especially has sunk to new lows.
- Let's not forget that in the US, most established journalists are viewed as little more than glorified stenographers
- For bonus verification points, "Should The Times Be a Truth Vigilante?"
- A 2017 poll found that Donald Trump had a 42% approval rating (an all time low for a U.S. President in his first 100 days) and Congress had a 14% approval rating (Nothing new. Americans tend to hate everyone in Congress that their state didn't send). Journalists as a whole, have a 9% approval rating.
- In Community, Annie has stated her reason for being on the school newspaper is to mitigate the fallout to a previous drug addiction.
Annie: No one will think about my time in rehab if they think I'm a writer!
- In Harry Potter, the Daily Prophet shows its politics leanings more and more as the books go on. Rita Skeeter, of Witch Weekly, in particular is painted as an opportunistic, lie-mongering, petty-minded, foul little woman who'll publish anything to make it sell, and who illegally mastered an insanely dangerous and powerful technique, just to spy and get the best "scoop."
- Discworld Lord Vetinari, Chessmaster par excellence, the completely ruthless ruler of Ankh-Morpork, only has two emotional anchors to the world: Love for a small terrier named Wuffles, and a deep hatred of mimes. note Vetinari lets anyone who doesn't interfere with the smooth operation of the city go about his/her business in peace, and has offered both the Thieves and Assassins to go legit, but push your hands against an invisible box and you will spend the rest of your life chained upside-down to a dungeon wall.
- With the phrase "learn the words" on the wall in front of them.
- Averted by Pushing Daisies when the team run into a mime. He initially attempts to describe his own murder through pure mime, but is told not to, quickly complies, and isn't portrayed as very annoying at all. In fact, Chuck asks "can you do trapped in a glass box, because I love that."
- The Far Side: "If a tree falls in the forest and no one's around, and it hits a mime, does anybody care?"
- In Gabriel Knight, there's a mime harassing people in a park. Gabriel can punch in the face and have a police officer chase after him.
- The Powerpuff Girls had one episode in which a clown was turned into a mime (by oil) a turned the entire world in black & white. In the ending, when the world became multi-coloured again and the clown went back to normal the girls hit him hardly and the clown went in prison.
- Oddly enough, the founding father of modern mime, Marcel Marceau, was beloved the world over - despite being French and despite inventing (or at least codifying) most of the mime techniques (including those mentioned above) that have been endlessly Flanderized and mocked in the popular media. The fact that he was a war hero (helping a great many Jews, including himself, escape from Nazi-occupied France) might have a little to do with his positive portrayal, although one suspects that he also benefited from becoming popular (he first started performing widely in the mid-1950s) long, long before the streets of major world cities became inundated with silent, white-faced buffoons. These many inept imitators (who at certain points in recent history have almost seemed to be ubiquitous) have probably had much to do with cheapening the image of mime.
- This became apparent after Marcel Marceau's death. One team reporting the news mentioned his death in a joking manner. The next day on The View, Whoopi Goldberg completely shredded the two of them. She mentioned that Marcel had a large impact on her acting (Star-Derailing Role aside, she is still an Oscar winner) that performing anything completely in pantomime is incredibly difficult, and that they should be ashamed of themselves.
- Another exception is Ireneusz Krosny, who is also quite well loved around the world. It's probably because he creates his own original acts, whereas the hated mimes just do cheap imitations of Marcel Marceau.
MusiciansProfessional musicians are another category of artist that get this treatment. Unless you're a rock/pop/hip-hop/country star or a centuries-dead composer, the stereotype is that you're living in a box or your mom's house. Or a box in your mom's house.
- Can go either way, but are often portrayed as drunken, obnoxious idiots who complain about anything and everything, treat fans like shit, act like divas and storm offstage over completely trivial matters, and inevitably vandalize hotel rooms and/or venue backstage areas. Expect serious delusions of grandeur and a pervasive rockstar mentality regardless of how big the band is, ESPECIALLY if they're slumming it in a run-down van that breaks down constantly.
- Opera artists are a weird subset of this. It's not just the assumption of diva-dom, but the Brawn Hilda trope is so ubiquitous that the uninitiated often have the idea that a high BMI is somehow necessary for the voice. Not only this, but the fact that opera is expensive to create tends to erroneously lead people to bracket them under Rich Bitch tropes too (it's clear from the names of the tropes that most of these are targeted particularly at females.) And the fact that they're supposed to have excruciating, glass-shattering voices that they unleash at any opportunity.
- Promoters get an even worse rap. Most cultural portrayals of them paint them as dishonest, exploitative sleazeballs who lie to agents and bands and promise impossible things, gather a ludicrous amount of high school bands full of kids who don't know any better to buy tickets at a huge cost and sell them just so they can do the promoting for them and help them make guarantees that they would have no hope of clearing otherwise, and once the night of the show comes, the promoter will invariably fail to do most of the things they said they would and will look at bands like they're out of their minds if questioned about those things. Also, if the show doesn't go as planned, you can expect the promoter and their associates to vanish with the money and suddenly be impossible to reach. Finally, if a promoter somehow is portrayed well, they will always be struggling to survive amidst all the sleazy, unfair tactic-using competition who stay in business just by fucking people over and always being able to avoid trouble.
- Among actual touring musicians, you have tagalong merch attendants. No, not professionals who do it for a living - we're talking random friends or significant others of band members. Did someone leave the van unlocked in a bad area, wander off to go drinking with a dead phone, wind up stranded an hour away in the wrong direction after venturing off to get laid, drunkenly vomit all over the inside of the van, have drugs on them at the border, or give discounts or free shit to their buddies, someone willing to hand them weed, or someone they wanted to sleep with? If so, it's generally a safe bet that it was probably a temporary merch guy, and even if they don't do anything inordinately stupid, they probably still managed to piss the band off somehow and probably also helped sour relations with the member who suggested them or insisted that they were cool.
- Also known to touring musicians are the dregs of the local openers. Virtually every act started out as a local and the vast majority of touring acts can name plenty of great locals that they love to share the stage with. We're not talking about those guys. We're talking about the stereotypical scumbag local: the one who takes too long to set up and soundcheck, complains loudly and obnoxiously about their timeslot and/or goes over and puts the entire show behind, leaves their shit all over the place when they break down after their set so that they can take off to the bar and get trashed, trashes other locals and has nothing to do with the local scene beyond what is necessary for personal gain, and generally acts like a hotshot jackass with a temporarily embarrassed millionaire mindset.
- Usually shown as at worst creepy hillbillies, and at best semiliterate, dentally disadvantaged (Q: What has eighteen legs and three teeth? A: Nine banjo players), musically incompetent (Q: How can you tell when a banjo player is at the door? A: The knocking gets faster and fasterandfaster, they don't know when to come in, and they can't find the key), and possessing a repertoire of two songs, of which one is "Foggy Mountain Breakdown" and the other is not.
- In many historical cultures, including the Medieval and Renaissance West, musicians were essentially viewed as a type of prostitute, similarly to actors. The major exception was for religious and ceremonial music, which were considered a totally separate medium from secular music. This attitude still exists in many highly conservative varieties of Islam.
Pro BodybuildersOften portrayed as grotesque freaks or meatheaded gymrats, often stereotyped as taking every drug under the sun and not actually being very fit (in reality top-tier bodybuilders often have a training schedule reaching up to 12 hours a day; (although not all of it is spent in the gym) sometimes on top of a regular job, not to mention they afford themselves very little luxuries in terms of food), at least not compared to 'real' athletes. Particularly unsympathetic examples will usually add in open homophobia and frighteningly violent mood swings due to heavy steroid usage.
- The Planet Fitness commercials are ruthless in their portrayal of "lunks", or people that exhibit the stereotypical behaviors of gymrats. The commercials are meant to appeal to casual gym goers that are too "gymtimidated" by the environment of other gyms, while discouraging the "lunks" that make up said environments from visiting Planet Fitness. This is even carried over to the actual facilities, which have a "Lunk Alarm" installed to signal unwanted gym behavior, along with a general disdain for "lunks". This, among other things, has made Planet Fitness itself an acceptable target amongst gymrats.
- Detractors of wrestling love to claim that they're all roided-up homosexuals looking for an excuse to wear spandex panties and touch other men, which also implies that female wrestlers do not exist or, if they are acknowledged at all, they're just eye candy, rather than serious professionals who do the sport for a living.
Referees\umpiresThe bane of many a sports fan. When they just do their job of enforcing the rules, no problem, specially when the contestants are making things difficult. But if they influence the game result by doing the job wrong - missing illegal moves, wrongfully fouling legal moves, failing to punish Unnecessary Roughness while heavily punishing minor felonies - soon the ref (and his mother) will be the target of chants across the stadium. If it's a decisive game, fans will remember the blunder even more.
- Kill the Umpire, a 1950 comedy about a former baseball player turned umpire.
PhysiciansMost portrayals of physicians are fairly positive; it's hard to get down on an occupation whose sole raison d'etre is healing the sick and alleviating suffering. However, when physicians go wrong, they go terribly wrong. Given the gravitas of the Hippocratic Oath, there's intense drama to be played out when a physician chooses to go against his code. It's still acceptable to portray a doctor as a complete quack, especially in a comedy. In dramatic works, expect a cold sociopath who sees patients as dollars or a collection of symptoms whose suffering is irrelevant.
- A growing stereotype is that of the doctor who only cares about getting positive feedback from patients, even at the expense of the patients' actual health. Such doctors will casually prescribe unnecessary, addictive, or otherwise dangerous drugs at the patients' request, let impending health problems go untreated, and make sure only to tell the patients what they want to hear rather than give them advice on healthy living that might be seen as insulting. (Note that this may not be entirely the doctor's fault: many doctors these days have to answer to insurers, hospital administrators, the Joint Commission, and others in the Adminisphere, who hold them to strict metrics like Press-Ganey, HCAHPS, and patient satisfaction surveys. If they do not meet these metrics, or if they get a bad review on a site like Yelp from a patient who's irate because the doctor told them something they didn't want to hear, they can be penalized, up to and including being fired from the hospital or clinic where they work.)
- On a related note, practitioners of alternative health care will often be portrayed as Granola Girl ditzes or knowingly malign peddlers of All-Natural Snake Oil in works which embrace Enlightenment on the Romanticism Versus Enlightenment conflict.
- Another topic is the illegal organ trade.
- Physicians who treat life-or-death cases are likely to be sued for malpractice when they fail to help a patient, even if there's nothing that could have been done. This means that they need extensive malpractice insurance, which invites accusations that they are incompetent or casual murderers. After all, why would a doctor insure himself against malpractice if he didn't plan on committing some?
- What's the difference between a doctor and a lawyer? A lawyer will rob you; a doctor will rob you and kill you.
- Among doctors and medical students, primary care doctors tend to be acceptable career targets, because they don't specialize, and they don't make as much money as specialists. (Which is one reason why there's a shortage of PCPs; so many medical students are choosing specialties instead.)
- Subject to changes depending on geography. Countries with universal healthcare systems (i.e. where patients don't get billed for medical care) tend to have a more positive portrayal of doctors, due to the lack of any financial motive.
- Oh, psychotherapy is a lot more sinister than that. After all, they're messing with your mind, maaan! The fact that a visit to Bedlam House invariably reduces the perfectly sane to gibbering catatonia goes to show how terrifyingly evil shrinks are.
- And of course, you'll rarely see any that subscribe to the biological, cognitive or behavioral models of psychopathology.
- Or prescribe any medication (since psychologists and psychiatrists are the same thing, and also because all of them are Freudians who want to talk about your neuroses for an hour while you lie on a couch). If they do, their patients will refuse to take it, which is depicted as being liberating instead of risky or dangerous.
- Even sympathetic psychiatric workers will usually have the conflict of being the voice of wisdom and experience in the office while being plagued by personal issues they can't solve at home. Irony!
- Another somewhat sympathetic portrayal will show them as futilely attempting to treat the Ax-Crazy villain of the work. Invariably, the villain will prove to be too evil to help, with the poor doctor unaware of this until he becomes the next victim. Expect at least one scene with the psychiatrist ineffectually begging his patient to step off the path of destruction he's following.
- A certain group, referred to on this wiki as the Church of Happyology, considers psychiatrists to be their mortal enemy (perhaps because if there's one thing a meme can't stand, it's competition and the possibility of deprogramming). Consequently, they spend an inordinate effort attempting to discredit this profession. Some of the anti-psychiatry ideas floating around out there may have originated with this Church.
- Not to mention the cliche where people with mental illness are portrayed as mildly eccentric goofballs who just need a person to listen to them and offer a kind word and helping hand rather than professional care or medication. This subtly implies that psychiatrists and psychologists do not listen and never, ever offer a kind word or helping hand. It also implies mental illness is not really a disease but a personality trait, which is a rather dangerous implication.
- Raoul Cauvin's work Psy is a gag-a-day strip mocking with the profession of psychologists. While his other gag-a-day strips have also laughed with professions (such as is the case with gravediggers (Pierre Tombal) and cops (Agent 212)) they portray the characters that do that profession in a positive and sympathetic light. This is pretty much lacking in this work, since the main character is a workaholic freudworshipping asshole that even gets the most basic aspects of psychiatry wrong.
ProctologistsDespite them being fairly important in preventing and treating certain types of cancer, few people will see past "a guy who sticks his fingers up people's asses for a living."
- In some ways, proctologists are the new dentists.
- Bowser & Blue have a comedy song that pokes gentle fun at the field. "We praise the colorectal surgeon, misunderstood and much maligned, slaving away in the heart of darkness, working where the Sun don't shine."
- Portrayed very unsympathetically in most pro-life works, where they are cold-hearted amoral scientists, or worse.
- Averted in a South Park episode where Mr(s.) Garrison goes to an abortion clinic and describes getting an abortion in the crudest way possible (i.e. scrambling its brains and vaccuuming it out). A nurse overhears her and is visibly disturbed at Mr(s.) Garrison's callousness.
- Portrayed as oversexed bimboes who spend more time flirting with doctors (or occasionally patients) than treating patients, and who weren't smart enough to make it through medical school and got Hired for Their Looks. (Which is, of course, not true at all; nurses work just as hard as doctors, arguably moreso, and nursing school is most assuredly not something that just anyone can do or is cut out for.) Because nursing is a primarily female-dominated profession, its portrayal frequently comes with a heaping helping of misogyny. Male nurses (if they're shown at all) are almost always portrayed as either gay, or using their profession to get with female nurses or patients. Female nurses still wear short white dresses and caps, occasionally with thigh-high stockings underneath, even though nurses haven't worn outfits like that for decades; in Real Life, both male and female nurses wear scrubs. (And actually, the "sexy nurse outfit" is something of a Dead Unicorn Trope; even when female nurses did wear dresses or skirts (up until about The '70s or so), the hems were never more than an inch or two above the knee, at the most. Nor did they show Absolute Cleavage.)
Police OfficersIn most people's eyes, cops only exist to give you traffic tickets or to take you to jail. If you haven't actually done anything wrong, they'll find a reason to do one of those things, and due to several infamous incidents they're seen as having Hair Trigger Tempers, especially when it comes to dealing with members of minority groups. When they aren't, they're busy scarfing down donuts. That or they represent the threat of a potential future that few would like and are the clenched right fist of The Man.
- Despite preferring to stick to the Unacceptable Targets most of the time, Anal Cunt once did a song called "You're a Cop". Lyrics include "Powdered sugar on your fingers, coffee on your shirt, bribes in your pocket, you never do any work".
Traffic CopsSmirking tools employed to boost the public coffers by handing out citations, who'll happily spend 45 minutes ticketing a sweet little old lady for her expired inspection tag before doing anything to stop the madman weaving through traffic at 90 miles an hour.
Airport SecurityThe Transportation Security Administration, or TSA, is profoundly unpopular in the United States. Stereotypes run from mere annoyances (who can, at worst, slow you down and cause you to miss your plane) to sadistic fascists who enjoy stripping passengers of their shoes, possessions, and basic dignity. The security screeners who work out of sight may also be in the game, rifling through the passengers' luggage and taking items of value.
SoldiersIn general: drinking, womanising troublemakers at best, rapists, pillagers and casual murderers at worst. Both can show up even in ostensibly sympathetic works.
- Vietnam Veterans: The traumatic flashbacks of said group are quite often played for laughs. Try depicting the same thing occurring to soldiers returning from the war in Iraq under the context of comedy and see what kind of response you'll get.
- Even among the "how dare you criticize our troops" crowd, recruiters are, sometimes, free game.
- Generally, the officers rather than the enlisted men or draftees are the true demons here. Draftees get the most sympathetic portrayals: Punch-Clock Villain at worst, but more often than not simply hapless dupes.
- Drill Sergeants are usually treated as less than human machines made simply for demeaning and putting the trainees through hell.
- In Starship Troopers, Rico is made a Third Lieutenant (a special rank only used during training) while he's going to officer candidate school; it's because he's not qualified as an actual officer yet but he isn't really an enlisted man either, and he has to fit into the rank structure somewhere. Rico himself says about the rank "If anybody ever saluted a Third Lieutenant, the light was bad."
Intelligence Officers (better known as "spies")If a character is employed by a three-letter agency like the CIA, NSA, DEA and FBI or a non-American equivalent (or a Government Agency of Fiction loosely inspired by portrayals of these agencies), you can bet that they will be spooky, powerful Men in Black who carry the characters' lives in their hands, usually not often for the best, with only the most benign examples being portrayed as Punch Clock Villains. In a serious historical or political drama, if not part of a Government Conspiracy, they may often simply be portrayed as overly gung ho or incompetent.
The staff of facilities for the commission of atrocityNo one is going to care if a camp guard in a Holocaust film dies, or a Gulag guard, or a minion in a Khmer Rouge-occupied police station. Doctors in said facilities are portrayed largely as Evilutionary Biologists. Sociopathic Soldiers in contrast to the traditions of standard armies, even The Evil Army. They also make perfect post-communism villains for avoiding the need to demonise a foreign country. Nice portrayals show violent, opportunistic drunkards with power fantasies, disregard for laws and ethics, and loose trigger fingers. They like to hang around at checkpoints and harass everyone for money, booze, or both. They're either people who can't function in regular society or are psychopathic manchildren from rich countries whose idea of a party is getting paid big bucks to terrorize poor people in wartorn lands just because they can and they're getting paid. Mean protrayals depict war criminals who actively seek out chances to kill and torture and get paid for it. They don't care who the employer is or who they're being set loose on, so long as the money keeps coming and they get to Rape, Pillage, and Burn.
Government Employees in generalSee "People With Mundane Desk Jobs" above, and add elements of "Politicians" and "Fast Food Workers", with both the obstructive variety and the dim witted variety unable to hold work in self sufficient enterprise (not to mention the ones that are obstructive by nature of their stupidity). Often seen as enforcing Political Correctness Gone Mad.
Animal ControlNearly every family movie that stars any sort of runaway or street-dwelling critter will have these guys show up, as spoil-sport "stick-em in a net and haul them into a cage for detainment" obstacles-to-adventure at best (the animal version of hall monitors), and as psychopathic bastards that enjoy nothing more than torturing and cruelly killing cute, furry animals (animal version of State Sec) at worst. Typically, our plucky-pawed heroes make fools of the bumbling goons and escape. People who work at animal shelters in real-life are not amused (since most of them work there because they genuinely care for animals and try to get them off the street and into a good home), and even have to explain to people looking to adopt pets that they are not the villains the movies portray them to be.
PoliticiansWe have a whole page for this, but to summarize: the stereotypical politician is inevitably corrupt, often an Obstructive Bureaucrat, and puts their re-election ahead of everything else. The stereotypical politician is willing to promise voters the moon, and then give them the shaft as soon as the election is over. The word "politician" even used to be an epithet!
Social WorkersUsually portrayed as lazy, heartless, stupid, and/or tied up by bureaucratic red tape (causing them to either ignore obvious problems or to insist on enforcing rules in petty and counterproductive ways). On many TV shows and movies, they are usually played by emotionally cold Black women who are plagued by a crappy childhood or a failed relationship. If a black woman is not available, the social worker from the Department of Child Disservices is played by well-meaning but overworked and overwhelmed, frumpy looking white guys.
- The hospital social worker on Hawthorne. She's an overweight, frumpily dressed White woman (as compared to the hot looking nurses) who can't seem to do anything right or doesn't care enough about people to help. Then of course the title character (played by Jada Pinkett Smith) comes in and makes everything better.
- Reba featured an especially loud, overweight black woman who publicly embarrassed her when she tried to stop them from giving her family food stamps.
- The Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode "Past Tense", a two-part screed against the treatment of the unemployed and homeless. The Sanctuary District office workers trying to provide services to the residents have morale almost as low as the residents themselves. They're underpaid and underfunded, but even then they openly use Fantastic Slurs to describe the residents ("dims" for general population, "gimmies" for people who are looking for help and have actual marketable skills, "ghosts" for people who turned Gang Banger inside the District).
ScientistsThey are often evil, quixotic or clueless. They will more often than not lack basic social skills and common sense; the latter usually so the book-dumb hero can show them how intelligence isn't all about "book learnin'".
- There's a joke that goes like this: A biologist is a chemist who can't do math, and a chemist is a 3rd-rate physicist.
- Marine biologists often find themselves the butt of jokes involving bestiality with fish, dolphins, seals, squid, or really Anything That Moves in the ocean.
- Chemists are also seen as spouting Technobabble in the form of chemical nomenclature (under whose rules names of compounds can get long and messy). Chemists are also sometimes portrayed either as bomb-makers, as drug-makers, or as poisoners. If not, then they will usually have tendencies towards them, such as pyromania or toxomania. Chemistry is also seen as the science that is most harmful to the environment, and this coupled with some chemical disasters and the technobabble spouted by chemists has given rise to chemophobia, an irrational prejudice against "artificial" chemicals.
- Computer scientists have it bad as well, by virtue of computers being a stereotypical nerd interest since they first entered the public eye. Computer scientists (in the rare event they are actually called that) are either reclusive Basement Dwellers, Technobabble-spouting academics, or trapped in dead-end tech support jobs.
- Skeptics/Crtical thinkers also get some flank, see The Scully for more details. Often portrayed as closed-minded and dogmatic jerks who are out to spoil the fun of believers and are almost always wrong in attempting to explain paranormal phenomena with natural explanations.
TeachersDespite being the reason for any profession's continuation. Parents are often blamed for a child's bad behavior, but if the child can barely count to ten on their fingers then it's all the teachers fault. Don't even start with the jokes involving sex or pedophilia. Despite Truth in Television and Real Life aspects, not all teachers enjoy, want, or desire extracurricular activities with their students, even if they are in the Hot for Teacher or Hot Librarian category. Other insults include becoming a teacher "for the great holidays" and nothing else, digs about the wages (most common in US based shows), and running the gamut from alcoholic to depressive to passive-aggressive to pleasant but useless. The reasoning behind teachers as acceptable targets could probably be put down to familiarity - almost everyone in countries where education is mandatory has met a teacher at some point. Not many of us can claim that a marine biologist was nasty to us, but most people had a teacher that they didn't like.
- See also Sadist Teacher, for the teachers who use their positions to abuse students.
- One popular insult aimed at teachers is "those who can, do. Those who can't, teach." Teachers of younger children get this particularly badly with comedians often cracking jokes such as "all you have to do is make stuff out of pasta". Tip: before making this comment, try teaching someone who doesn't know how to hold a pencil how to write. The fact that high school teachers are normally very well versed in their chosen field is normally dismissed, leading to characters who became teachers because "they weren't good at anything else".
- Once someone is identified as a piano teacher, you know what will happen.
- Daria shows several teacher stereotypes.
- There also is the stereotype of drama, music or other fine arts teachers as being washed up performers who can't get work anywhere else (see The Steve Harvey Show). This can be Truth in Television. It may be easier to keep a job as a teacher (at least until recently) than to keep a job as an actor or artist.
- Ironically, the last statement is subverted in the Futurama episode "300 Big Ones" which featured, of all things, a nasty marine biologist.
LibrariansPretty much an Always Female subset of the Sadist Teacher, with the added benefit of never actually helping or teaching anyone. Aside from looks of scorn, most will only get a trademark "SHHHHHHHHHH!" Outside their realm of power, they're depicted as lonely, bitter, anal-aggressive spinsters. This is somewhat amusing, as unless you're going to become an archivist or a cataloger, serving patrons is going to be the majority of what you do. However, as a contrast, there is the Hot Librarian.
- Ms. Censordoll from Moral Orel is a text book example of this. Unlike most librarians, she actively embraces censoring books.
- It's a Wonderful Life She's just about to close up the library!!! Oh yes, definitely the worst fate that could befall anyone.
- Unshelved averts this trope, or rather uses stereotypes of librarians that librarians themselves use (aka Dewey the snarky and hip YA librarian, Mel the overworked and stressed out manager, Tamara the overly cheery children's librarian, the rarely-seen socially challenged and weird cataloger, etc). Colleen is the closest to the standard librarian stereotype, but she's portrayed as being largely a dinosaur in the modern world of librarianship. It also turns the tables in that most of the jokes make fun of library patrons. This may have something to do with the fact that the writer is himself a librarian.
- Th mid-90s Parker Posey movie Party Girl portrays working in a library relatively accurately (even pointing out that not everyone who works in a library is a librarian—as with doctors, lawyers, and teachers, to be a librarian requires earning a professional degree, in library science in this case). It's therefore become a bit of a cult classic amongst librarians.
Home EducationAnyone who's trained at home via anything like correspondence courses will be at best depicted as incompetent at their profession and at worst outright moronic overall, often without a hint of joking. Though nowadays in real life home computers, the internet, and video streaming technology have made home schooling a valid and effective means of education (sometimes more effective than a classroom setting), this is never the case on the screen.
- A Archie Comics issue had Jughead's cousin repair an air conditioner for Archie's family. As they're powering it on Jughead remarks his cousin knew what he was doing as he just finished his correspondence course in appliance repair. Cue Archie quipping "Correspondence course?! Now you tell me!" and the ac unit blowing the power for the whole neighborhood.
- In the Futurama episode "Anthology Of Interest I" Dr. Zoidberg remarks he has mail-order degrees in "Murderology" and "Murderonomy" and sets out to solve the case. Needless to say it's Zoidberg and he doesn't accomplish much before being murdered himself.
Criminals in generalBreak the law. Any law. It doesn't matter. Once you are arrested, expect No Sympathy. People will be happy to laugh at the prospect of your facing Prison Rape. Expect any complaints about cruel and inhuman punishment and sadistic prison staff to be ignored or just acknowledged with a "Well, maybe they shouldn't have broken the law". The Hanging Judge is sure that if you were arrested, then you are guilty. So are most people.
- On rare occasion this is subverted, as in the prison drama Oz, in which even sociopathic killers, organized crime lords and Neo-Nazis are fully developed, sympathetic characters.
- Take any profession from this list. (With the noted exception of women in the sex industry.) If a legitimate profession, add a story of blatant corruption or abuse of power that pushes it beyond the bounds of legality. Mix in an unusual hobby/sexual kink/lifestyle quirk. Season to taste with a dash of puppy kicking. Result? A typical victim of Agent 47.
Drug dealersWhen you need a villain, look no further. All drug dealers are scum who cruise the playgrounds looking for kids (the younger the better) to sell dope to. If you need a Big Bad, just make him the leader of the gang. While all criminals get this treatment to a degree, drug dealers are considered especially heinous, in part due to the demonization they've received due to the American War on Drugs and countless education films. Other criminal professions may at least be portrayed somewhat sympathetically, but rarely in fiction will you find a sympathetic drug dealer. The horrific violence inflicted both on rival criminals and unaffiliated civilians by groups such as the Mexican and Colombian drug cartels in recent decades has also had a profound impact, and suffice to say, there is some Truth in Television to their negative portrayal.
- Super zigzags this trope. The first thing the main character does once he becomes a Superhero is find some drug dealers and bash their heads with a wrench. At first, the media portrays him as a psychopath that's brutally assaulting people. Later in the movie, the fact that the people he attacked were criminals surfaces, and the media and the public start to see him as a force for justice.
- The protagonists of Burn Notice always try to justify the things they do to people by explaining that they're criminals. Often they're talking about murderers and human traffickers, but sometimes it's just drug dealers.
- Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas: Kill a drug dealer - get $2000.
- Of course, the Grove Street OGs (the gang that CJ, the protagonist, is a part of) are vehemently against the use of hard drugs (though marijuana is apparently okay). Compared to the other gangs in the city (besides the Varrios Los Aztecas), the Grove Street families are Neighbourhood-Friendly Gangsters.
Women in the Sex IndustryWhether they're exotic dancers, adult models, porn actresses, or sex workers, women who make a living with their bodies are only treated sympathetically if they have some kind of circumstance putting them into that line of work, like a child to feed or college bills to pay. Women who actually enjoy the work are treated as airheaded bimbos at best and crackwhores at worst. Sex workers of all stripes also make easy prey for murderers, and when they become victims there is usually a subtle (or not-so-subtle) hint that they deserved it for being less innocent (and sympathetic) than a "wholesome" woman.
- The "Victim of Circumstance" version is subverted in Independence Day; Jasmine, though technically a Single Mom Stripper, is clearly intelligent, a good mother, in a committed relationship with a decorated Marine officer whom she eventually marries, and not ashamed in the least of her profession. She chats about it casually with the First Lady, for crying out loud.
- Averted in Working Girls, which neither criticizes nor glamorizes women in the sex industry, but depicts them as average people doing their job. It's a Deconstructor Fleet of all of the tropes associated with prostitution in fiction.
- Penn & Teller: Bullshit! dedicated an episode to subverting this trope, showing that many prostitutes are just doing a job like anyone else, albeit one that's illegal in most jurisdictions. Though they played the Men in the Sex Industry part (see below) straight by not even acknowledging that they exist.
- The Daily Mail's Richard Littlejohn criticised reporters covering the 2006 murders of five "women who worked as prostitutes" for not simply referring to them as "prostitutes." In one of his articles he argued that the victims were being given undeserved sympathy, and failed to see that other writers were simply trying to afford the victims a little dignity and avoid upsetting their families; some of the victims were teenagers. This was later pointed out to Littlejohn by Stewart Lee in a Crowning Moment of Comedy Awesomenote .
- Tales From The Boobie Bar pretty much shows that if you work as a stripper because you enjoy it, it gives good pay, and makes you feel proud of your body, prepare to spend a lot of time giving snarky comebacks to people who think you're just a stupid crack whore.
Men in the Sex IndustryThey don't exist. Or the prostitutes don't, anyway. Male pimps exist, and they're shown as cruel, sadistic slave drivers who deliberately seek out young runaways, demand huge cuts of the night's profits, punish even the slightest transgressions by raping or brutally beating the girl in question, and, if they're really nasty, will either get their girls addicted to drugs to make them even more dependent on them or employ illegally-smuggled slaves. Also, God help any girl who tries to flee, as capture and a subsequent Cruel and Unusual Death is always around the corner. Needless to say, there is Truth in Television in this portrayal. The only good thing that they ever might be seen doing is dealing with cheap, violent, or creepy johns, but even that isn't guaranteed.
- The Dirty Harry film Magnum Force hits everything: the high-class hooker who goes to see her pimp, whereupon said pimp shows himself as the nasty and brutish thug he is, by robbing her, including the money she thought she was hiding, then brutally murders her by pouring a can of drain cleaner down her throat. (That he's so Crazy-Prepared he routinely carries a can of drain cleaner on him shows how much of a horrible bastard he is.) Shortly thereafter he becomes the Asshole Victim as he is murdered by a vigilante police officer. (Not Harry, though.)
- True Romance: Discussed; Clarence ends up killing his new ex-hooker girlfriend Alabama's abusive pimp on the advice of his Spirit Advisor, who argues that the cops would throw a party at the news.
- Among Stock Characters for the plays of Titus Maccius Plautus and probably nearly every other ancient Roman playwright, the pimp was a stock villain and preferred Butt-Monkey for the clever slave to cheat and con at virtually every opportunity. He deserved to have the wool pulled over his eyes because invariably, he was a cruel slave-driver to his girls, an impious and godless reprobate, and a cheat and con himself in what was already a filthy business. Even moneylenders were portrayed as more honest and virtuous than this scumbag.
- Pointedly averted with Zimos in Saints Row: The Third. He's a very classic pimp, but he's also a hell of a good friend, gives his women good wages, housing, and even lets them unionize. And if somebody hurts or kills one of his girls, he'll make sure they'll have a nice chat with the end of a hitman's gun.
- Bling the Pimpmaster and his cronies (including his right hand Shine the Pimpjockey and his right hand Cash the Pimpjockey) from the roleplays of White Dark Life are the classic portrayal of a pimp mentioned above played horrifyingly straight, to the point where many of their former captives have been mentally shattered by the experience. Bling's organization, the Happy Sperm Club, is noted for straight-up kidnapping and imprisoning girls — sometimes even prepubescent girls — and brutally conditioning them to sexually service men. (Said conditioning often takes the form of beatings and starvation until the women are simply too weak to resist unwelcome advances. Needless to say, not all victims survive this treatment.) However, Bling is also noted to care very much about his customers and his cronies, to the point where his business model would be downright commendable if he'd chosen a less immoral profession, and he reacts very poorly to his subordinates being injured, arrested, or killed. He actually goes very well out of his way to stay under the radar to protect his clients' reputations, as well. All of this does nothing to make him sympathetic, due to his aforementioned horrible treatment of women. One of his former captives (and one of the main heroes), Lillian Schnieder, was so broken by her time as a HSC captive that she couldn't so much as touch a man without immediately starting to remove her clothes and get Ready for Lovemaking. By the time of the roleplays proper, she's gotten over this (thanks to a combination of lots of therapy, a loving boyfriend willing to go so far as to actively train her to resist sexual harassment, and discovering and eventually gaining control over her Big Damn Heroes-obsessed, superpowered alter ego) and is even in a healthy relationship, but she still has nightmares about her time in captivity (and has said herself that she's mentally scarred and said scars will likely never fully heal), she still can't sleep with clothes on, and she regards both the Happy Sperm Club's continued existence and her former status as "the ultimate whore" as an extreme Berserk Button.
Strip Club EmployeesAlmost no one at a strip club is ever portrayed sympathetically. The dancers are often drugged-out and are frequently at war with one another, as well as being exceptionally manipulative with the patrons (anyone who has worked in a strip club will tell you that this is often Truth in Television, but not to the extent commonly shown), in addition to occasionally being over-the-hill has-beens who are still in it only because there's nowhere else for them to go, the DJs are usually idiotic cokeheads banging girls on the side for preferential tip cuts (with the girls often getting preferential song choices and stage time in return), the bouncers are barely-verbal thugs just in it for the potential to beat people up who are frequently either on the take or members of criminal organizations, the bartenders are thieves who water down drinks and frequently overcharge patrons or grossly overinflate tabs by adding nonexistent purchases, the valets will go on joyrides with your car and will probably steal something important that you made the mistake of leaving there, the security heads are crooks who turn a blind eye to the illegal activities of their staff and who will do their best to stonewall any lawsuit or criminal investigation when something does happen, the house moms are abusive and exploitative, frequently demand exorbitant tip cuts, and will gleefully throw any girl who doesn't bow to their demands under the bus, and the managers are disgusting, perverted sleazeballs who frequently demand sexual favors from the girls in order to guarantee their continued employment or preferable scheduling, in addition to having ties to organized crime (and as far as fiction is concerned, they're never female); particularly unpleasant examples will either keep the girls strung out and dependent on them for drugs or will employ illegally-smuggled slaves who are kept in line with the threat of being reported to immigration authorities if they don't comply with their demands.
- Star Trek: Enterprise actually averted this. The hunters in "Rogue Planet" are the episode's antagonists, but they're not actually outright evil. They're simply unaware that their chosen quarry happens to be fully sapient.
- This is a mixed bag in real life. Generally, hunters are live-off-the-land type and hunt for food or to cull overpopulation to save wildlife from starving to death or disease because of said overpopulation, and they're also deeply concerned about conservation to the point where if you were to talk to them about conservation without going into hunting, you might confuse them for a Wellfare advocate. Trophy hunters, however, can very much play the worst stereotypes straight, as they've been known to (knowingly or not) help poachers kill "at risk" or endangered species to take their trophies.
Guidance CounselorsThe standard joke being that no one who became a freakin' guidance counselor has any business helping young people decide what to do with their lives. sitcom characters, and stand well back.
PriestsDoesn't matter what religious order, or whatever good they might do in the community - as far as a lot of the population is concerned, the Pedophile Priest stereotype is invoked. In the cases where it isn't invoked, they're portrayed as rich aristocrat-types who are somewhat backward, despite as a rule having graduate degrees and many priests making somewhat less than teachers (there's a lot of clergy who have had to rely on charity to survive old age).
- Even older than the Pedophile Priest stereotype is the stereotype of the priest as a willful con artist, someone who manipulates people's fears and superstitions in order to live without working. Voltaire loved this one: "The first priest was the first rogue who met the first fool."
- An even older one is the stereotype that priests often claim to be in the name of god but that they in fact are still doing sins. Reynard the Fox for instance spoke about one brief scene in which the priest was fucking with a woman and plenty of medieval intellectuals spoke out against the hypocrisy of the church when they made themselve luxurious all the while Jesus said that you had to live poor and sober.
- Sleepers inverts the Pedophile Priest stereotype; not only is the priest not the one who molested the four main characters, but he actively helps them punish the men who did.
UnemployedJust when you thought you could escape this trope, they are lazy young people wasting their parents' and taxpayers' money, contributing nothing to society. Or 'welfare queens', though the latter is strongly associated with racist stereotypes.
- Carpenters, due to the world's most famous Carpenter rendering this occupation unmockable.
- The occupations that include risking one's life on a daily basis to save other peoples' lives (firemen, rescue services and the like) are another exception... most of the time — it's not considered good manners to bite the hand that literally pulls you out of fire. Just about every other occupation seems to be fair game.