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Dolf is justice
Takes over Waterland
Duck dethrones crow
->—Nukeli

Dolf has vision
Alfred's not interested
Who cares? Not Dolf!
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Little Alfred Kwak
Raised by Henk the mole
Waterland's hero
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What about people
The NCP shoved in their trucks?
We may never know...
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What is your real name
Is it Dolf? Kra? Is it Korppi?
Riddle for ages
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Kwak's boring, Dolf isn't
Was right in cowboy episode
He's fascinating
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Dolf, Kra, whatever
Abused by his father
Becomes Hitler
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Johan and Anna
We barely knew ye both
Gone far too soon
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Prof. Paljas, Kwak's friend
Inventor and tech genius
But what is your field?
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Escaped racism
Left to Waterland with Tom
Winnie <3 Alfred
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Pikkie, thieving bird
Others dismissive, say
He's just a magpie
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Ollie the trans stork
A lawyer in the 80's
Wins the elections
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Hannes put on bus
Looks just like a sniffer
Was it overdose?
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Wannes alone
Where is Hannes, and why
Are you rich now?
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Our captain Stoppel
Helps Alfred in his quests
There's a good man
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Alfred and his friends
Cannot save the whole world
But do best they can
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It's my life
Says Alfred imprisoned
Got used to it
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A life story
One-sided rivalry
The crow against duck
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Waterlanders, fools
Dolf can run for president?
He's literal Hitler!
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Ramses, let me ask
Why's your cousin identical?
Why did you get sick?
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Greedy reptile
Rokodil, you houdini
Kwak's got you now
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Watched this out of
Morbid curiosity when
I heard about Dolf
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Dolf's final stand
Gun's muzzle to Winnie's beak
Kwak loses his shit
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Alfred Kwak and Dolf
Was there any other way
For all this to end?
->—Nukeli

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