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What was his fate?\\

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What was his fate?\\Was it overdose?\\



You are rich now?\\

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You are Are you rich now?\\



I heard about Dolf crow\\

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I heard about Dolf crow\\Dolf\\

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Duck dethrones crow
~ ->--Nukeli

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Duck dethrones crow
~
crow\\
->--Nukeli

Dolf has vision\\
Alfred's not interested\\
Who cares? Not Dolf!\\
->--Nukeli



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What about people\\
The NCP shoved in their trucks?\\
We may never know...\\
->--Nukeli

What is your real name\\
Is it Dolf? Kra? Is it Korppi?\\
Riddle for ages\\
->--Nukeli

Kwak's boring, Dolf isn't\\
Was right in cowboy episode\\
He's fascinating\\
->--Nukeli



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Can't save whole world\\
He does best he can\\

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Can't Cannot save the whole world\\
He does But do best he they can\\



It's my life\\
Says Alfred imprisoned\\
Got used to it\\
->--Nukeli



The duck against crow\\

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The duck crow against crow\\duck\\



Waterlanders, idiots\\

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Waterlanders, idiots\\fools\\


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Watched this out of\\
Morbid curiosity when\\
I heard about Dolf crow\\
->--Nukeli

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Waterland's hero

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Waterland's herohero\\



Becomes Hitler

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Becomes HitlerHitler\\



Gone far too soon

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Gone far too soonsoon\\



Von Paljas, Kwak's friend\\

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Von Prof. Paljas, Kwak's friend\\



But what is your field?

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But what is your field?field?\\



Winnie <3 Alfred

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Winnie <3 AlfredAlfred\\



He's just a magpie

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He's just a magpiemagpie\\



Wins the elections
~ ->--Nukeli

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Wins the elections
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elections\\
->--Nukeli



What was his fate?
~ ->--Nukeli

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What was his fate?
~
fate?\\
->--Nukeli



You are rich now?
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You are rich now?
~
now?\\
->--Nukeli



There's a good man
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There's a good man
~
man\\
->--Nukeli

Alfred and his friends\\
Can't save whole world\\
He does best he can\\
->--Nukeli

A life story\\
One-sided rivalry\\
The duck against crow\\
->--Nukeli



He's literal Hitler!
~ ->--Nukeli

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He's literal Hitler!
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Hitler!\\
->--Nukeli

Ramses, let me ask\\
Why's your cousin identical?\\
Why did you get sick?\\
->--Nukeli

Greedy reptile\\
Rokodil, you houdini\\
Kwak's got you now\\
->--Nukeli



Kwak loses his shit
~ ->--Nukeli

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Kwak loses his shit
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shit\\
->--Nukeli

Alfred Kwak and Dolf\\
Was there any other way\\
For all this to end?\\
->--Nukeli

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Dolf is justice
Takes over Waterland

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Dolf is justice
justice\\
Takes over WaterlandWaterland\\



~ Nukeli

Hannes put on bus
Looks just like a sniffer
What was his fate?
~ Nukeli

Wannes alone
Where is Hannes, and how
You are rich now?
~ Nukeli

Little Alfred Kwak
Raised by Henk the mole

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~ Nukeli

Hannes put on bus
Looks just like a sniffer
What was his fate?
~ Nukeli

Wannes alone
Where is Hannes, and how
You are rich now?
~ Nukeli

->--Nukeli

Little Alfred Kwak
Kwak\\
Raised by Henk the molemole\\



~ Nukeli

Dolf, Kra, whatever
Abused by his father

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~ Nukeli

->--Nukeli

Dolf, Kra, whatever
whatever\\
Abused by his fatherfather\\



~ Nukeli

Johan and Anna
We barely knew ye both

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~ Nukeli

->--Nukeli

Johan and Anna
Anna\\
We barely knew ye bothboth\\



~ Nukeli

Von Paljas, Kwak's friend
Inventor and tech genius

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~ Nukeli

->--Nukeli

Von Paljas, Kwak's friend
friend\\
Inventor and tech geniusgenius\\



~ Nukeli

Escaped racism
Left to Waterland with Tom

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~ Nukeli

->--Nukeli

Escaped racism
racism\\
Left to Waterland with TomTom\\



~ Nukeli

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~ Nukeli->--Nukeli

Pikkie, thieving bird\\
Others dismissive, say\\
He's just a magpie
~ ->--Nukeli

Ollie the trans stork\\
A lawyer in the 80's\\
Wins the elections
~ ->--Nukeli

Hannes put on bus\\
Looks just like a sniffer\\
What was his fate?
~ ->--Nukeli

Wannes alone\\
Where is Hannes, and why\\
You are rich now?
~ ->--Nukeli

Our captain Stoppel\\
Helps Alfred in his quests\\
There's a good man
~ ->--Nukeli

Waterlanders, idiots\\
Dolf can run for president?\\
He's literal Hitler!
~ ->--Nukeli

Dolf's final stand\\
Gun's muzzle to Winnie's beak\\
Kwak loses his shit
~ ->--Nukeli
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Dolf is justice
Takes over Waterland
Duck dethrones crow
~ Nukeli

Hannes put on bus
Looks just like a sniffer
What was his fate?
~ Nukeli

Wannes alone
Where is Hannes, and how
You are rich now?
~ Nukeli

Little Alfred Kwak
Raised by Henk the mole
Waterland's hero
~ Nukeli

Dolf, Kra, whatever
Abused by his father
Becomes Hitler
~ Nukeli

Johan and Anna
We barely knew ye both
Gone far too soon
~ Nukeli

Von Paljas, Kwak's friend
Inventor and tech genius
But what is your field?
~ Nukeli

Escaped racism
Left to Waterland with Tom
Winnie <3 Alfred
~ Nukeli

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