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1Dolf is justice\
2Takes over Waterland\
3Duck dethrones crow\
4->--Nukeli
5
6Dolf has vision\
7Alfred's not interested\
8Who cares? Not Dolf!\
9->--Nukeli
10
11Little Alfred Kwak\
12Raised by Henk the mole\
13Waterland's hero\
14->--Nukeli
15
16What about people\
17The NCP shoved in their trucks?\
18We may never know...\
19->--Nukeli
20
21What is your real name\
22Is it Dolf? Kra? Is it Korppi?\
23Riddle for ages\
24->--Nukeli
25
26Kwak's boring, Dolf isn't\
27Was right in cowboy episode\
28He's fascinating\
29->--Nukeli
30
31Dolf, Kra, whatever\
32Abused by his father\
33Becomes Hitler\
34->--Nukeli
35
36Johan and Anna\
37We barely knew ye both\
38Gone far too soon\
39->--Nukeli
40
41Prof. Paljas, Kwak's friend\
42Inventor and tech genius\
43But what is your field?\
44->--Nukeli
45
46Escaped racism\
47Left to Waterland with Tom\
48Winnie <3 Alfred\
49->--Nukeli
50
51Pikkie, thieving bird\
52Others dismissive, say\
53He's just a magpie\
54->--Nukeli
55
56Ollie the trans stork\
57A lawyer in the 80's\
58Wins the elections\
59->--Nukeli
60
61Hannes put on bus\
62Looks just like a sniffer\
63Was it overdose?\
64->--Nukeli
65
66Wannes alone\
67Where is Hannes, and why\
68Are you rich now?\
69->--Nukeli
70
71Our captain Stoppel\
72Helps Alfred in his quests\
73There's a good man\
74->--Nukeli
75
76Alfred and his friends\
77Cannot save the whole world\
78But do best they can\
79->--Nukeli
80
81It's my life\
82Says Alfred imprisoned\
83Got used to it\
84->--Nukeli
85
86A life story\
87One-sided rivalry\
88The crow against duck\
89->--Nukeli
90
91Waterlanders, fools\
92Dolf can run for president?\
93He's literal Hitler!\
94->--Nukeli
95
96Ramses, let me ask\
97Why's your cousin identical?\
98Why did you get sick?\
99->--Nukeli
100
101Greedy reptile\
102Rokodil, you houdini\
103Kwak's got you now\
104->--Nukeli
105
106Watched this out of\
107Morbid curiosity when\
108I heard about Dolf\
109->--Nukeli
110
111Dolf's final stand\
112Gun's muzzle to Winnie's beak\
113Kwak loses his shit\
114->--Nukeli
115
116Alfred Kwak and Dolf\
117Was there any other way\
118For all this to end?\

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