Funny / Sonic The Abridgehog

General

• The noises Sonic makes while running are just flat-out ridiculous. Some are even just him Saying Sound Effects Out Loud.
• The invisible dicks Running Gag.
• Eggman hams it up as always, with many memorable lines and quips from him.
• Metal Sonic having very campy mannerisms makes for a very hilarious contrast against his straight-laced robotic look.

The OVA

• The iris open at the beginning is the silhouette of this.
• The opening where Sonic lampshades the wreck on South Island.
  Sonic: Still not sure which of these is more out of place, the Starship Enterprise or the... train. (Small caption by said train "How?")
• Sonic and Sera's first words to each other and the president's next words.
  President: Sonic this is not time to be joking around! We all know you couldn't forget my daughter, your girlfriend!
  Sonic: (eyes go bloodshot and his irises rise up before they both shoot to the left horizontally) WHA-
• After the plane crash, Tails thinks he's a little worse for wear than he actually is.
  Tails: (panicked) SONIC! I CAN'T SEE MY PENIS!
  Sonic: Still there buddy, it's just invisible.
  Tails: Oh yeah, I forgot. (Beat) Why is it invisi-
  Sonic: WE'RE LEAVING!
• The entire introduction to Metal Robotnik.
  Tails: What is that thing?!
  Sonic: Uh, let's see, erm, giant robotic version of our arch enemy, what do you think it is, Tails?
  Tails: Uhhh... Robo-Santa?
  Sonic: METAL ROBOTNIK, TAILS, IT'S METAL ROBO- you are Metal Robotnik, right?
  Metal Robotnik: Yes, I am Metal Robotnik.
• The Butt Cannon. Seriously.
  Tails: Was he talking about a cannon that shoots butts or a cannon that comes out of his-
  Sonic: Don't you say another word, Tails.
• Metal just wakes up and he and Sonic stare off with intense music... and then Metal speaks.
  Metal: Well hey there, cutie!
• This:
  Sara: Sonic! I missed you so much! Robotnik said you would never realise he had me hidden inside Metal Robotnik, but I knew you'd find me sooner or later, I just knew it! Nothing can ever break apart those bound by love -
  Sonic: For the love of Chaos, I told you before, I AM NOT INTERESTED IN DATING A F**KING HUMAN!
  Knuckles: Why? I'd bang her!
  (Sonic and Tails' eyes veer hard left to stare at Knuckles)

Sonic X Abridged

• Eggman has managed to get all seven Chaos Emeralds...along with Cream and Cheese, much to her confusion. Eggman states that he just captured her for his dinner.
  Cream: Oh... and Cheese?
  Eggman: Appetizer.
  Cheese: BITCH, COME AT ME WITH A FORK AND I'LL BITE YOUR GODDAMN HANDS OFF!
  (Eggman looks at him in Stunned Silence)
  Cheese: What you looking at? I know what I said. Ain't no Eggdude gonna chow on Chao tonight.
  • Once Cream and Cheese get transported to Earth, they're captured again, this time by some scientists in Area 99. They are once again taken due to the scientists wanting to eat them.
    Cream: We didn't do anything wrong Mr. Scientist, we just wanna go home! What do you want me and Cheese for?
    Scientist: Yes, Cheese. That's the name of your pet, right?
    Cream: Yes...and my name is Cream?
    Scientist: ...And is that what you'll taste like if we grill you?
    Cream: Oh come on! Why does everybody want to eat us?
    Cheese: Well can you blame them? We're delicious! Chances are we'd taste just as good as Chocola did.
    Cream: I thought Mom said Chocola ran back to the little farm.
    Cheese: IT WAS YOUR MOM'S IDEA!
  • Vanilla and everyone else eating Chocola becomes a Brick Joke in the first and fourth episodes, where Sonic mentions having eaten him as "the Chocola incident," and a small flashback with Vanilla showing how it started.
• It turns out that both of Chris' parents are neglectful of their kid in some way. Nelson completely hates his guts and is tired of the media dogging on him for being neglectful, so his best idea is to be even more neglectful of Chris so that everyone else forgets that he has a son. Meanwhile, Chris' mom completely forgot that she even had him in the first place.
  Amy: ...I feel like there'd might have been nine unique months of her life that would ensure that she wouldn't forget something like that.
• Episode 5 starts with a doozy, where Albert Butler is apparently masturbating in the baseball stadium. When Tails meets him, they both scream in terror, which then cuts away to the intro. After the intro is finished, Albert tells Tails not to discuss what he saw with anyone, while a traumatized Tails can only mutter in horror.
  • When Tails finishes his flashback retelling how the X-Tornado came to be, he then reveals he was looking for the Chaos Emerald, which he has on him. Albert tries fishing for the emerald in his pocket, with Tails horrified that he's apparently going to masturbate again, before revealing he was just looking for his Chaos Emerald.
• Tails' Ditzy Genius traits are on full-force in this Episode, such as him not knowing that planes can't go into the stratosphere (despite being an ace pilot) and how Sonic can't survive the freezing temperatures of space. Both Chuck and Sonic don't know how he can be so dumb and smart at the same time and asks just for him to pick one.

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