- Ryan Reynolds as Hannibal King.
Blade: How do you finance this operation?
- Particularly any of his scenes with Parker Posey. "Her fangs are in her vagina!"
- Parker stole the Crowning Moment right out from under Reynolds with "And how about everyone not saying the word "dick" anymore? It provokes my envy."
- "What did the one Lesbian Vampire say to the other? See you in 28 days."
- Don't forget King's time with Blade, Triple H, and H's vampire dog.
King: I date a lot of older men.King: (sees H's dog, which is a vampire Pomeranian) Oh, fuck me. (two big scary dogs join it) Oh, fuck me sideways. Nice doggies. (the dogs reveal reaper mouths and chase him)HHH: Hey dickface, have you seen my dog?
King: (who just made the dog and the two others fall out a window after they tried to eat him) Have you tried the lobby?King: So Blade, if this works, and all the vampires go bye-bye, what's left for you? I don't really see you teaching karate at the local gym. (Blade looks annoyed and walks away) He hates me, doesn't he?
- Even better, King's remark about Blade hating him? It was Reynolds remarking to Biel about Snipes, who is a method actor & had been stand off-ish with both of his co-starsnote . The cameras picked it up, and the director thought it worked well in context of the characters & kept it in the film.
- When Blade is interrogating the police commissioner on the vampires' plans:
- This one scene where Blade, Hannibal and Abigail are dangling a familiar off of a multi-story car park, when someone's cellphone goes off. Blade looks around to his teammates, then down at the guy he's dangling.Blade: Oh, it's you!
Blade: It's for you.Familiar: Hello? (screams as Blade promptly drops him to his death)
- And then Blade takes the call for him, in the process getting the info he was after, and passes the phone back.
- When being interrogated:Dr. Edgar Vance: How about the president? You know who that is. Who's in the White House right now?Blade: An asshole.(This handily avoids dating the movie, since regardless of who's in office, someone will believe them to be an asshole).
- Blade coochie-cooing at a baby and the baby immediately crying.
Funny / Blade: Trinity