Funny / Ashens and the Quest for the Game Child

• Some of Ashens' lines displaying his unique sense of humour:
  • "The pain! The pain is indescribable in any European language!"
  • "Just some guy who's really confused by the existence of cutlery."
  • "That's why our council tax is so high."
  • "Thank you for the culinary utensils."
• Mother Iqbal: Wait! My Facebook!
• The end of the opening titles song:
  Ashens is your naaaaaame! Or is it "Ashen"? I'm confused about the S. Ashen-eh. Ashen-s. Ashen-eh...s.
• Chef Excellence's advertisement:
  Chef Excellence: [serving two girls bowls which they look upon with trepidation] A bowl for you, yes, yes, and obviously one for you. There you go, kids. What's wrong, kiddies, why you no eat your food? Good kiddies, eat your food! If you do not, Chef will be pretty sad! And when Chef get sad, [sobbing] Chef get angry. Chef get angry! [angrish] HE GET SO ANGRY! OH MY GOD! EAT YOUR FOOD, KIDDIES! EAT IT! EAT IT ALL UP! AHAHAHAHAH! [smiling] Eat your food, please. For Chef.
  • The kids' reactions during it.
• Chef Excellence wrenching open Ashens' locked door.
• The Professor saying he is "a bit lonely".
• "Chef Brilliance's almost-lasagne-like food products".
  Chef Excellence: I'll find the back door. I always find the back door.
  Ashens: Yeah, I've heard the rumours.
  Marion: Ass head!
  The Fan: I just met Simon Pegg!
• Knighthood & Decoy. Just... Knighthood & Decoy.
• In one scene, Ashens and Geoff have to enter the Terrifically Good headquarters and have just tied up two security guards. Ashens then tells Geoff about the scene in Star Wars where Luke and Han dress up as Stormtroopers to rescue Leia from the Death Star, and says they are going to do exactly that. Pan over the two tied up guards, followed by Ashens and Geoff entering the headquarters wearing Stormtrooper costumes. Of course, the guards notice them and throw them out. They then actually take the guards' uniforms to disguise themselves.
  • What's funnier is that the reason the guards kicked them out in the first place is because they had the wrong holsters for their blaster rifles.
• Chef Excellence mouthing "What the fuck?" during his hacking montage.
• Chef Excellence singing "I wanna be an Airborne Ranger" while running away with Chef Brilliance's cap.
  Chef Excellence: You're gonna see the crazy octopus!
  [Ashens punches Nemesis in the face.]
  Nemesis: I was expecting that, you idiot.
  Ashens: So, you were expecting it, but you didn't get out of the way.
  Nemesis: I like... being punched in the face.
  Ashens: You like being punched in the face.
• Nemesis' failed crane kick.
  Marion: I hardly ever get to punch anyone in the library!
  Ashens: Oh God, she's waking up, stamp on her, stamp on her!
• Warwick Davis. Everything about his scene.
  Ashens: So you're not really dying!
  Warwick Davis: No! I'm fine!
  Ashens: And you're not really Warwick Davis.
  Warwick Davis: [totally deadpan] I'm quite clearly Warwick Davis.
• FREE CORPSE
• The Silver Skull's ringtone. It's hilarious and awesome!
  The Silver Skull: Ashens, you're arse-dialing me again!
• There's something oddly funny with the fact that the first video Ashens makes following the release of the movie... is a review of the Game Child, whereupon he promptly tears down the premise of the film purely by revealing that the Game Child is an actual thing he already owned three of.
• Bit of humor that almost goes into the meta: Later on, Ashens was alerted that a Chinese company pirated his movie. He found it amusing that he and producer Riyad Barmania are listed as the Makeup Department.
• During the duo’s infiltration of the Terrifically Good Company, we get a brief cut to Ashens and Geoff in the elevator grooving to the elevator music.
• Ashens' dream sequence.
  • Not only does it feature a (comically poorly rendered) Claymation version of Ashens, but it also features him receiving quest guidance from, of all things, a Claymation version of Ashens' real-life shoddy old couch.
    Ashens: Bloody sofa's talking to me again!
  • The Game Child appears in papercraft form with unhelpful mumbling and even less helpful lack of guidance.
    Game Child: (whispering) You must find me, you must find the Game Child.
    Ashens: Do what? Could you speak up a bit?
    Game Child: I said, find the Game Child! Ya deaf git.
    Ashens: Oh right! Find the Game Child.
    Game Child: Find the Game Child! It is your destiny!
    Ashens: But where do I find it?
    Game Child: You know what you have to do.
    Ashens: A little help would be good.
    Game Child: Figure it out yourself, you lazy bastard.