- Swashbuckled:"Now this is the tale of Captain Crashride, by his crew condemned and damnedAnd if that wasn't bad enough, they replaced him with a baldy manNow his ghost haunts the sea, eternally he's doomed to wanderMayhap you'll hear his deathly cry: "Come on, son, buy a Honda!"
- The ending to their cover of "You Are A Pirate", which has one of them muttering "Ya gobshite" at the end.
- The fact that they covered it in the first place. It's from LazyTown.
- The entire bonus track "Questing Upon the Poop Deck," especially the penultimate line: "This song's not about anal sex."
- Fucked With an Anchor is about a pirate who has been cursed with an incredibly foul mouth by a witch doctor. The chorus is especially filthy.Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker! We're gonna punch you right in the balls!
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor! You're all cunts, so fuck you all!
- Rage of the Pentahook which is about a ludicrously evil pirate with five hooks on his hand.He'll eat your kidsAnd punch your houseAnd set fire to your cat
Funny / Alestorm