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  • Swashbuckled:
    "Now this is the tale of Captain Crashride, by his crew condemned and damned
    And if that wasn't bad enough, they replaced him with a baldy man
    Now his ghost haunts the sea, eternally he's doomed to wander
    Mayhap you'll hear his deathly cry: "Come on, son, buy a Honda!"
  • The ending to their cover of "You Are A Pirate", which has one of them muttering "Ya gobshite" at the end.
    • The fact that they covered it in the first place. It's from LazyTown.
  • The entire bonus track "Questing Upon the Poop Deck," especially the penultimate line: "This song's not about anal sex."
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  • Fucked With an Anchor is about a pirate who has been cursed with an incredibly foul mouth by a witch doctor. The chorus is especially filthy.
    Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker! We're gonna punch you right in the balls!
    Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor! You're all cunts, so fuck you all!
  • Rage of the Pentahook which is about a ludicrously evil pirate with five hooks on his hand.
    He'll eat your kids
    And punch your house
    And set fire to your cat

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