Awesome / Alestorm

• Out of the bowels of hell he sailed / Wielding a tankard of freshly-brewed ale!
  • With the power of ale, he could not fail!
• Do what you want cos a Pirate is free! You are a Pirate!
• 'You put your faith in Odin and Thor/we put ours in cannons and whores'
• The finale of "Death Throes of the Terrorsquid".
  "Thunderous volleys from our thirty-two pounder gun strike the beast, as our vessel moves in for the killing blow. From the bow of the ship the great harpoon is fired, impaling through the monster's cursed eyes. With a final scream of terror, Leviathan rears up in defeat, and is vanquished for all eternity!"
  • Similarly, the chorus-
  Deathsworn, oathbound- on a quest for vengeful slaughter
  We sail to the Halls of Doom, with the Black Flag raised in the sky
  Deathsworn, oathbound- no God shall be our Master
  We sail to the Halls of Doom, WITH THE BLACK FLAG RAISED IN THE SKY!
• The pirate from Wooden Leg loses all four of his limbs but still manages to later defeat the Japanese man who cut off his arms. During the duel he screams vocals so harsh their basically Death Metal.
• 1741 - The Battle of Cartagena is a display of how awesome their Horrible History Metal can be.
  The Skies are burning with thunder! The Seas ablaze in flame!!
  Set the course to Cartagena, HISTORY'S WRITTEN TODAY!
• It's leads to a Bittersweet Ending, but the narrator's efforts throughout Man The Pumps make operating a ship's water pumps sound badass and heroic, as he's the last pump man standing and ends up being the sole reason that their insanely leaky ship survives a journey through a massive storm, even if it costs him his life.
  The pumpy quest ahead of me was ominous and grim
  Our ship was sinking rapidly, the red tide flowing in
  I battened down the hatches, prepared to do what's right
  I screamed a mighty battle cry AND PUMPED ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT!