It's Party time!
You are cordially invited to join Mr David Lister and friends for general employment of time in a profitless and non-practical way.- Take a sip
- For every use of word "Smeg"
- For every Flowery Insult.
- For every exclamation of "What a guy" in reference to Ace Rimmer.
- Everytime Rimmer speaks about his Hilariously Abusive Childhood.
- Everytime Holly is mentioned to have 6000 IQ.
- Two if this statement is disputed by the crew.
- Everytime Kochanski shows dissatisfaction with her life on Starbug.
- Everytime Kochanski mentions her Dave.
- Everytime Talkie Toaster offers somebody a toast or any other piece of pastry.
- Take a drink
- Every time a different version of Rimmer appears.
- Take another if different versions of Rimmer DON'T come to share MUTUAL hatred for each other.
- Down your bottle if the different version of Rimmer stays for the entire season.
- DON'T, we repeat DON'T attempt to do this while watching "Officer Rimmer." Otherwise expect a visit from Jackson Pollock.
- For every android proverb by Kryten.
- Have another if Lister gives regular version.
- For every cat proverb by the Cat.
- When Rimmer refers to Space Corps Directive.
- Two if it is Kryten who refers to Space Corps Directive.
- Every time Starbug crash.
- Another when Starbug's tendency to crash is lampshaded.
- Every time a different version of Rimmer appears.
- Down your bottle if the crew meets another cat person.
- For the novels:
- Take a drink for every plotline that didn't appear in the Show.
- Take a drink everytime plotline from the show goes for Darker and Edgier twist.
