Look, if you're craving entertainment, you're not going to find the solution at the bottom of a bottle.
We should know, we've been looking there a long time.
Easy Mode
- Take a drink for every character that wears a bowtie.
- Drink any time Vaggie's authority isn't respected.
- Take a drink every time Angel Dust acts sexual.
- Take a drink every time Niffty acts masochistic.
- Take a drink every time Alastor makes a Nightmare Face.
- Take a drink for every musical number.
- Take a drink every time Sir Pentious simps over Cherri Bomb.
- Take a drink for every character who has parental issues.
- Whenever Husk drinks, drink.
- Take a drink every time Alastor expresses distaste for modern technology.
- Take a drink whenever Adam acts misogynistic.
- Take a drink every time Saint Peter moans during the "Welcome to Heaven" song.
- Take a drink whenever someone reveals their demon form.
- Take a drink whenever a deal is made.
- Take a drink whenever there's a real Biblical reference.
- Take a drink whenever Vox voices his hatred of Alastor.
- Drink whenever Valentino does something that makes you want to see him repeatedly run over by a car (i.e. any time Valentino is onscreen).
Hard Mode
- Take a drink whenever the characters cuss. Do not do this, as you will die. Any scene featuring Adam will probably kill you as well.
- Drink any time someone says the word "cum" or makes some kind of innuendo.
- Drink every time there's graphic violence committed towards shark gangsters.
- Drink whenever Alastor gets upstaged by someone stronger than him (WARNING: ILL-ADVISED).
