The Black Pawns
D~
One of the two founders of the BPM, and one of the two primary riffers.- Straight Man: Is often the calmer person in a riff.
A~
One of the two founders of the BPM, and one of the two primary riffers. Known for being the snarkiest out of them all.- Character Development: In early videos, she would often get furious at sayings such as "you're just jealous." After being Put on a Bus for a short while, she gradually started to calm down.
- Deadpan Snarker: Thrives on snark. When she's at her snarkiest, she can be outright brutal.
K~
- Cloudcuckoolander: She is actually as intelligent as the other two, but rarely shows it.
- Hostile Show Takeover: Her debut involved her riffing a video solo without the knowledge of D~ and A~ (the only other riffers at the time).
Z~
- The Hyena: A consistent trait, often interjecting quick laughing fits after some of his comments.
Eiffel
A gigantic wolf anthro, towering over even the second-tallest of the group. The second of the two "Blues Brothers."- Canon Immigrant: Originated as essentially nothing more than a dancing character in Second Life.
The Volturi Militia
"Make Love with War."
—The Stinger slogan at the end of their videos.
Syme
Katharine's right hand and childhood friend.- The Quiet One: Even in riffs he's in, other riffers will still be more talkative.
Millie
Raised in a military background, Millie often dresses in army-inspired garb. Has a thing for knives.- Funetik Aksent: A mild case, for her unknown accent.