Judge: John Rackham; You are charged with murder and piracy of the high seas. In the name of Her Majesty you will be taken from this court and hung, drawn and quartered. What are your last words, accused?
Calico Jack: My last words? Ha ha! Who do you think you are? What right have you to judge over my destiny? Take your pompous words and stick'em where the sun don't shine! I swear we meet again, bye!
"The Ballad of William Kidd," in particular the intro and ending. Play that song while driving somewhere with great scenery and you'll have made one epic memory.