History Website / Superdickery

%%* ILoveNuclearPower: [[http://www.superdickery.com/i-love-you-polka-dot-sack-of-uranium-dust/ Literally.]]

* AMillionIsAStatistic: Discussed, in a cover where Superman [[http://www.superdickery.com/i-want-to-wreck-the-world/ slams planet Earth].

* AMillionIsAStatistic: Discussed, in a cover where Superman slams planet Earth.[http://www.superdickery.com/i-want-to-wreck-the-world/ ]

* WritersCannotDoMath: [[invoked]] [[http://www.superdickery.com/middle-school-math-is-a-super-power-apparently/ You're off by a factor of ten there, Supes...]]

* CriticalResearchFailure[=/=]WritersCannotDoMath: [[invoked]] [[http://www.superdickery.com/middle-school-math-is-a-super-power-apparently/ You're off by a factor of ten there, Supes...]]

* HaveAGayOldTime: [[http://superdickery.com/batmans-boner/ Half]] [[http://superdickery.com/the-gay-desperado of]] [[http://superdickery.com/i-bet-you-cant-blow-hard-enough-to-ugh the]] [[http://superdickery.com/jokers-thoughts-on-superdickery-com examples in]] ''Seduction Of The Innocent''. The other half is devoted to...
** HoYay / LesYay: [[http://superdickery.com/batmans-not-gay Oh]] [[http://superdickery.com/robin-dives-right-in dear]] [[http://superdickery.com/kid-flash-and-superboy-get-it-on God!]]

* IfICantHaveYou: Superman to Lois Lane. The picture above explains it all.
* IJustShotMarvinInTheFace: [[http://www.superdickery.com/this-pistol-isnt-loaded-aaagghh/ Or myself in the chest.]]
* ILoveNuclearPower: [[http://www.superdickery.com/i-love-you-polka-dot-sack-of-uranium-dust/ Literally.]]

* UrExample: [[http://www.superdickery.com/the-very-first-superdickery/ The very first superdickery, straight from Action Comics 1]]. [[spoiler: The woman is a murderess, and Superman had kidnapped her to keep an innocent person from being convicted for her crimes.

* NiceHat: [[http://www.superdickery.com/king-superman-2/ Superman's "pope" hat]], which seems to be [[EnsembleDarkHorse a personal favorite]] to the website's creator, as he [[RunningGag constantly laments]] that [[OneSceneWonder it only appeared once]].

* UrExample: [[http://www.superdickery.com/the-very-first-superdickery/ The very first superdickery, straight from Action Comics 1]].

* [[http://www.superdickery.com/tag/confounding-comic-covers/ Confounding Covers]]: ''[[ContemptibleCover Comic book covers that are so out there, so random, and so bizarre]] that you'll be wondering how on earth they ever got published in the first place.''

* CoversAlwaysLie: And as such, are a great source of superdickery moments.

* PerverseSexualLust: Forum user [[AwesomeMcCoolname Rad McAwesome]] has an obsession over [[FanNickname Thriftie]], the SuperStoicShopkeeper from ''[[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries The New Batman Adventures]]''. He even [[http://editthis.info/Superdickery/Thriftie#Origin_Story wrote a backstory for her]] and had a RuleThirtyFour website draw her naked.

* ActuallyPrettyFunny: Mike admits the "[[http://www.superdickery.com/oh-my-god/ How-To-Draw]]" variant for ''Daredevil'' (where the narrator figures out Daredevil's secret identity while giving instructions on drawing him from a reference picture of Matt Murdock) is the best of the lot.

ComicBooks can be very, very strange sometimes. They can feature [[{{Superdickery}} the hero acting like a jerk for no reason]], [[HaveAGayOldTime endless sexual innuendo]], [[ValuesDissonance extremely racist propaganda]], [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys monkeys]], and [[MindScrew stuff that's just plain weird]].

!!This work has [[TropeNamer named the following tropes]]:
* EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys
* {{Superdickery}}
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* [[http://www.superdickery.com/tag/seduction-of-the-innocent/ Seduction of the Innocent]]: ''Covers and frames from a more innocent time, a time ignorant of how [[HaveAGayOldTime friggin' hilarious]] these would be to future audiences. [[AccidentalInnuendo If it's inappropriate sexual innuendo]], it's in here. Most of the frames and panels are from Batman comics, depicting Batman as a closet pedophile who sexually abuses his young ward, Robin''[[invoked]]

* ActuallyPrettyFunny: Mike admits the "[[http://www.superdickery.com/oh-my-god/ How-To-Draw]]" variant for ''Daredevil'' is the best of the lot.

[[quoteright:250:[[ComicBook/LoisLane https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/1296_4_081_4356.jpg]]]]

[[caption-width-right:250: Pictured: Asphyxiation is a brutal death, but Superman's too much of a dick to just kill Lois quickly.]]

->''Superman is a dick''

[[caption-width-right:250:[[CatchPhrase Superman is a dick.]]]]

* TooDumbToLive: [[http://superdickery.com/superboy-is-a-colossal-dumbass Superboy is a colossal dumbass]].

%%* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: {{Invoked}} in [[http://www.superdickery.com/whats-better-than-wonder-woman-in-chains-naked-wonder-woman-in-chains/ this commentary]].
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* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: {{Invoked}} in [[http://www.superdickery.com/whats-better-than-wonder-woman-in-chains-naked-wonder-woman-in-chains/ this commentary]].
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* HetIsEw: [[http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/40531440458/comicbookcovers-detective-comics-380-october Invoked by the commentator]] on a cover in which Batman and Robin witness a SexyDiscretionShot.