The weapon name game!

An enormous mallet burning with fire straight from the Sun. It combines Drop The Hammer, Playing with Fire, and Light 'em Up into one painful package.

Nightmare of Zeus

a devastating blade that cancels electric charges, allowing nullification of electronic machinery, blocking of lightning, and inducing cardiac arrest.

Extraneous Macerator

five metallic mace-like spheres 12 in. in diameter controlled by a brace worn on the wrist. can be charged with electricity for extra damage.

Stealer Wheel

A circular saw on a long pole imbued with a power to take away one's soul fragments, one bit at a time.

John Milton.

A dart gun owned by a Liberian filibuster and warlord Charles Milton Donovan, named after his favorite poet. Containing goose (sometimes duck, parrot and even secretary bird) feathers coated with poison, John Milton was the prototype of the dart guns that were mass-produced by Liberian factories. Ironically, Charles Milton Donovan was killed with one of such dart guns, used by a disgruntled native Liberian, and the John Milton went from man to man, as it was incredibly expensive. It is currently located in Harper Museum of Liberian History.

The Lovelander Hyena

An akrafena sword that heals teammates and decapitates enemies. It does double damage to the opposite gender on the opposing team, but double the healing power on your team.

Al Capwned

The hat that belonged to gangster Al Capone. This time modified to be like Oddjob's bowler hat with a remote control.

The Blasted Processor

An old combine harvester, modified to grind bones and flesh instead of crops. This machine is commissioned by a local farmer when the zombie infection hit a nearby town. Unfortunately, the it turned out to be rather impractical for its intended use. The machine's noise attracts more zombies than it can crush, and occasionally the mechanism would jam from all the blood and guts.

SPI-500 Home Defense Autocannon

A sentry gun which its power level is definitely not over 9000.

Vera

An ex-soldier's personal M1911, recovered from the corpse of his deceased lover and comrade. He named it after her to honor her.

"The Last Light"

A light bomb stylized as a flashlight. Its light can burn everything. It has a button that, if pushed, will cause the flashlight to explode in a burst of light

Geothermine

A land mine that melts itself and the ground within several metres into lava when triggered.

Noodler

A weapon that is essentially a weaponized transporter beam that is programmed to automatically lock onto a target's skeleton and beam it out of their body. The resulting effect on the target's limbs is where the weapon gets its name.

BMFG-69000

edited 25th Jun '16 5:55:03 PM by Avenuewriter

A futuristic... BFG... laden with Cyberpunkish, H. R. Giger-styled design that's capable of leveling entire cities with a single blast, but has a hell of a time reloading.

The Bea Arthur

edited 25th Jun '16 8:07:48 PM by Shippudentimes

A "honey bomb" robot that assumes the form of a curvaceous woman. Its body contains a honey-like substance that emanates pheromones. It is flammable.

The Pushkin

edited 25th Jun '16 10:45:36 PM by arcada188

It pushes things whenever the wielder shouted "Fus Ro Dah!".

The Penetrator

In spite of the suggestive name, The Penetrator is a far cry from a Gag Weapon. It is a bunker busting sniper rifle that utilizes advanced sonar techniques to see through walls so the sniper can find their target. It's also got such a strong recoil that it can only be used by soldiers wearing full Power Armor.

The Salad Fork

A Lethal Joke Weapon, it most closely resembles a large fork covered with seaweed. Its blades aren't very sharp, in spite of it being a cold weapon. However, the seaweed are highly poisonous and can flake the foe's skin upon touch. It is highly feared in the city-state of Forks.

Biomechanical Elephant

Think of the AT-ATs that are shaped like elephants with tusk torpedoes.

The Roadside Assistant

An ingeniously disguised autonomous motion tracking sentry gun◊ that can be set up at roadblocks in place of live officers.

they cost a fortune however, 3x the cost of a patrol car.

The Consumer Solution

edited 6th Jul '16 5:59:40 PM by Paktra

A retro-futuristic utility knife. This weapon is marketed as a must-have tool capable not only as a self-defense implement, but can also be used to eat, cook, shave, etch, carve, skin, pick, sear, screw, stir, bore, write, fry, etc. The unreasonably high price tag and difficulty to maintain makes it a commercial failure.

Father's AK

An AK-47 that has been set on fire. Only Father is capable of using it - but he doesn't, because he's a character in a kids' show.

Snowcone Blaster

Torpedo Tits equipped on an ice cream car which can transform into a Humongous Mecha.

Rusty Fat Man

Exactly What It Says on the Tin. A rusted Fat Man tactical nuclear catapult. This weapon, found on the bottom of a junkyard pile, has definitely seen better days. Parts of it have been damaged by wear and the passing of time. The weapon still works, but with less range and drastically reduced accuracy. Firing this weapon without repairing it first is ill-advised.

Mr. Chainsaw

A robot with numerous arms with chainsaws on the end. It was originally meant to replace human loggers, but the damn things kept malfunctioning and attacking people. So the manufacturers ended up selling them to the military where they're rather successful in both killing and demoralizing the enemy.

A Sickening Proposition