This one might not be so bad. I'd essentially have overpowered marketing skills and would be sought after for CMO positions, easily making seven figures a year. Or I could make indie games that actually sell. :P
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.Men Are Tough
Woohoo! I just joined this thread and I've already won the superpower lottery!
edited 29th May '17 9:21:15 AM by TalesofUnder
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”So I have original music by any Band that I want recording new music when I go into battle.
Batman Ninja more like Batman's Bizarre AdventureFuck the "universe." Fuck it all.
Death is a lie. There is only motion. When life gives you lemons, just keep calm and troll on (even if that's not your intent).At least I have protection.
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final CountdownWe can fly, we can fly, we can fly!
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.So I can banish people into this room and they'll go insane? Creepy.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!I can smell sexy people nearby. ... This'd be way more useful if sexiness weren't subjective.
edited 29th May '17 8:01:37 PM by burinnu
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.hey I'm a useless organ
edited 29th May '17 7:51:49 PM by TheWhiteWolf
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort characterSo uh...do I flip a coin, and 50/50 I'm either useless or overpowered? Too abstract, so I'm giving it a reroll.
Hmm, if I could spontaneously rebalance any ladder, I would make a great electrician for the phone company.
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.Good Running Evil
So I work for an evil corporation even though I'm a hero?
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”I can build anything super-fast out of LEGO.
I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting AgencyI can purge demons and evil spirits out of people!
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hatsMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.So I defeat my enemies by using this Trope or I get defeated using this Trope.
Batman Ninja more like Batman's Bizarre AdventureA Wild Rapper Appears
So I just exit the song like I was never there. Perfect.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”So I look worse than people pretending to be me?
Batman Ninja more like Batman's Bizarre AdventureHmm. I wonder if, as a superpower, I could weaponize it◊?
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.I want to be a literal example!
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.I can negate the effects of poison on others, literally withdrawing it from their body. As long as I don't have to literally suck it out, that's fine - though if I could make that a thing that works that'd be cool too.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Promotional Powerless Piece of Garbage
Accurate to me already, I must say.
Oy!