Lord Wiener
So, I'm a superhero who saves the day using very questionable methods.
"Remember kids, nukes are always a viable solution!"
edited 18th Dec '16 7:19:45 AM by DrNoPuma
Burbank Frollo: the most hilariously ineffectual, unintimidating Frollo ever
The Best Worst Psychonaut
So, presumably, that makes me a Reality Warper, with the power to effectively undo another person's actions by revealing that it was a work of fiction all along. Noice!
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
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edited 18th Dec '16 8:19:38 AM by dutchguy1986
I can cause any ambitious people to come completely evil
edited 18th Dec '16 8:05:09 AM by darkdestinysoul
"After time adrift among open stars, along tides of light and through shoals of dust, I will return to where I began."
Blitzy....
Mii, myself, and I
Why waste a bunch of weapons when you can give the bad guys the good old fashion wedgie?
Blitzy....
Cool. I'm gonna confuse the hell out of people!
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Could be worse unless I'm a weresnail or something like that
Cuteness overload.
Forgot He Was a Robot. I guess I'll have to become a robot first... Or maybe I'm one and I forgot!
Everyone call me elf monster
Lord Wiener
I have the power to wrap criminals in toilet paper!
Burbank Frollo: the most hilariously ineffectual, unintimidating Frollo ever
Don't step on the flowers.
So I have an Enemy Within I might or might not know about.
Y.V.
Maurice Chevalier Accent
I have the ability to have a fake french accent. Such a useful super power, I counted the uses on one hand but every use is a good use and could occur daily.
edited 23rd Dec '16 12:13:58 AM by capnrecked
Airhorn sounds
So either I'm an ace pilot IN SPACE, or I'm a Kancolle-style Anthropomorphic Personification of a Space Fighter. Both are awesome.
Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.
I can annoy people to death with a constant barrage of puns! Now if only my puns were actually good...
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Lord Wiener
Sherlock Scan. Now I can be a master detective!
Burbank Frollo: the most hilariously ineffectual, unintimidating Frollo ever
Blitzy....
*Vague plotting intensifies*
So now I can split someone into themself and the opposite gender of themself?
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Lord Wiener
My power is never knowing what the time is. 
Useful, how this can be I see not. The second power involving talking strange this is I've gotten
Lord Wiener
This will be really cool if I can make the things I imagine real!
Burbank Frollo: the most hilariously ineffectual, unintimidating Frollo ever
The Chains of Commanding.
So, I offer people power and control, but the angst is too much for them and they give up and let me win? An unorthodox method of beating your enemies, but I guess if it works. I wonder what would happen if I try to take the power for myself ... actually scratch that thought, I have enough Woobiedom to deal with as it is.
I need to update these things more often