Entries that make you go "Lol"

This is where we talk about things on the site that we find incredibly amusing and intelligent.

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So, as a counterpoint to the other thread, this is where we talk about entries that we find incredibly amusing and intelligent. To start us out, I present the entirety of Real Life, which had me cracking up when I first read it.

Edited by GastonRabbit on May 29th 2023 at 9:30:10 AM

Parable Since: Aug, 2009

#926: Feb 6th 2013 at 9:35:34 PM

Jimmmyman10 cannot into space from polan Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love

cannot into space

#927: Feb 6th 2013 at 9:36:01 PM

now I wish I had a WAT macro.

because WAT

edited 6th Feb '13 9:38:08 PM by Jimmmyman10

Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.

0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009

Just awesome like that

#928: Feb 6th 2013 at 9:36:21 PM

That's the biggest DUDE I've ever seen.

I just blew your frikkin mind, innit?

edited 6th Feb '13 9:36:43 PM by 0dd1

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Jimmmyman10 cannot into space from polan Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love

cannot into space

#929: Feb 6th 2013 at 9:39:14 PM

The biggest dude I ever saw was like, 7 feet tall. I think he played basketball.

And I will never be able to use the word "Brofist" again. :(

Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.

Parable Since: Aug, 2009

#930: Feb 6th 2013 at 9:44:09 PM

now I wish I had a WAT macro.

Jimmmyman10 cannot into space from polan Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love

cannot into space

#931: Feb 6th 2013 at 9:47:58 PM

all 3 of those responses work great

but now I need a fourth response

a "holy crap it's 12:45 i need to SLEEEEP" response

(good night!)

edited 6th Feb '13 9:48:29 PM by Jimmmyman10

Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.

0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009

Just awesome like that

#932: Feb 6th 2013 at 10:00:25 PM

Good night sounds about right.

(Night!)

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Blueeyedrat Since: Oct, 2010

#933: Feb 6th 2013 at 10:31:10 PM

Pfffffffffthat is brilliant.

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world

Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar

#934: Feb 8th 2013 at 7:45:51 AM

@Parable -

From Hello, [Insert Name Here] page, under Action Adventure folder:

In his[Zero Punctuation] review of Ocarina Of Time 3DS, he names Link "Fuck me", leading to a moment where Navi says "Fuck me it's cold in here."

edited 8th Feb '13 7:51:56 AM by dRoy

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.

RJSavoy Reymmã from Edinburgh Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me

Reymmã

#935: Feb 8th 2013 at 9:48:26 AM

I find the first paragraph of Reverse Cerebus Syndrome to be hilarious, intentionally or not, in describing how a story can start off all dark and dramatic.

Three main characters have died, the fourth is having an abortion in order to prevent the evil conspiracy from using her child to bring forth the apocalypse in a Crapsack World.

I know that any story that tried that would end up as Black Comedy no matter the author's intentions.

It actually sounds less Grimderp that some things I've seen, such as Deadman Wonderland, in that it does not kill off a load of Red Shirts no-one cared for, thinking a shower of blood is dramatic.

edited 8th Feb '13 9:48:45 AM by RJSavoy

A blog that gets updated on a geological timescale.

MikeK Since: Jan, 2001

#936: Feb 8th 2013 at 6:54:35 PM

From the description of COPS:

People who sign waivers appear without pixellation, so every drunk, naked ranting guy being handcuffed said at some point, "Yes, I want to appear on TV like this."

edited 8th Feb '13 6:59:38 PM by MikeK

Parable Since: Aug, 2009

#937: Feb 9th 2013 at 11:50:42 AM

0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009

Just awesome like that

#938: Feb 9th 2013 at 12:28:20 PM

That is pure gold. And depressingly true. I know people who would agree to that.

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JackAlsworth Drop-Dead Cynical Since: Jul, 2009

Drop-Dead Cynical

#939: Feb 9th 2013 at 1:17:07 PM

From EveryoneHasStandards.Real Life:

Stage Mom Wanda Holloway asked a hitman to kill her neighbor, because she figured that the daughter would be so distraught by her mother's death that Holloway's own daughter would be able to beat her out... for cheerleading tryouts. The hitman (who also happened to be Holloway's brother-in-law) felt so uncomfortable with killing an innocent woman just to get a teenage girl onto a cheerleading squad that he showed Holloway's request to the police and got her arrested.

0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009

Just awesome like that

#940: Feb 9th 2013 at 1:18:42 PM

What the actual

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Psychobabble6 from the spark of Westeros Since: May, 2011

#941: Feb 9th 2013 at 2:10:43 PM

As much as I'd be loathe to remove an entry as, ah...interesting as that, I just looked it up and she actually asked her brother-in-law to hire a hitman, so...technically it's not an example.

And if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know.

Noaqiyeum Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they) from the gentle and welcoming dark (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!

Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)

#942: Feb 9th 2013 at 2:16:10 PM

Move it to Serious Business?

The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable

DrFurball Two-bit blockhead from The House of the Rising Sun Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Tongue-tied

Two-bit blockhead

#943: Feb 9th 2013 at 8:17:33 PM

I actually saw one of the movies based on that incident. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107861/ It was pretty funny at times. Saw it on Lifetime, believe it or not.

Weird in a Can (updated M-F)

0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009

Just awesome like that

#944: Feb 9th 2013 at 8:47:23 PM

...That might possibly be the greatest movie title ever conceived. There is no way the movie itself could live up to that.

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BearyScary Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]

#945: Feb 10th 2013 at 1:26:17 AM

Just... the randomness of the second bullet under Death By Sex for Cubivore:

"I MATED WITH TWENTY FEMALES. THEY ALL BORE CHILDREN."

I wonder if it makes any more sense in context. :S

I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency

MikeK Since: Jan, 2001

#946: Feb 10th 2013 at 12:41:47 PM

Just the first paragraph of the description for Theodore Rex.

BearyScary Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]

#947: Feb 10th 2013 at 7:44:03 PM

From Ninja Blade:

* Ninja: Duh

Ninja Run: Duh

edited 10th Feb '13 7:44:33 PM by BearyScary

I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency

RJSavoy Reymmã from Edinburgh Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me

Reymmã

#948: Feb 11th 2013 at 9:19:26 AM

The last paragraph of Crowbar Combatant, simply because it's absolutely true, it's absurd when given any thought, and it's so ingrained among even light gamers that I had never realised it:

Interestingly enough, [crowbars] are rarely seen used for their original purpose. Give a videogame character a crowbar and point him to a wooden crate, and his first impulse will be to smash it to pieces rather than pry it open.

edited 11th Feb '13 9:19:58 AM by RJSavoy

A blog that gets updated on a geological timescale.

Noaqiyeum Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they) from the gentle and welcoming dark (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!

Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)

#949: Feb 11th 2013 at 11:42:05 AM

I love the stinger on Sorting Algorithm of Tropes. Now you're thinking with efficiency!

This index is guaranteed to run in O(n log n). Though if you count the recursive clicks, it won't.

The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable

DrFurball Two-bit blockhead from The House of the Rising Sun Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Tongue-tied

Two-bit blockhead

#950: Feb 11th 2013 at 7:58:55 PM

From the article on one of the greatest RPGs of all time:

Talk to the Sanchez brothers in the desert between Threed and Fourside. In order, their names are Pancho, Pincho, and Tomas Jefferson.

Weird in a Can (updated M-F)

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