Yoda knew Anakin would go to the Dark Side, but let him become a Jedi anyway.Think about it; Anakin was afraid to lose his mother. As Yoda said, "Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, that is the path to the Dark Side." The only reason he let Anakin become a Jedi was because he knew it was his destiny.
Darth Maul is Emperor Palpatine's clone.Sidious was a patient man, but he was a Sith, and Sith, by their very nature, want to be Drunk on the Dark Side. He wanted to take out Jedi, but he quite obviously couldn't show himself to the Jedi just yet. So he reconciled his bloodlust by cloning himself and adding super-cool makeup (i.e. horns, tattoos). If you accept the Expanded Universe as canon, this would be in character, as in the EU, Palpatine created LOTS of clones of himself. As a bonus side effect, the resulting clone would look like a Zabrak, eliminating any human resemblance. Maul also used a double lightsaber, giving further proof that Maul was a Palpatine clone- no sane being would use such a dangerous weapon. But Palpatine/Sidious had his own body,and did not care if another clone died.
Midichlorians are a species of microscopic Mushi that allow manipulation of the Life Stream.Really, with all the various Mushi running around granting Blessed with Suck superpowers to their hosts it's pretty obvious.
There was no Darth Maul.Think about it. He had no impact on the events of Episode I other than killing Qui-Gon. And Obi-Wan was the only surviving eyewitness of that fight. It was explicitly stated that Qui-Gon was disobedient of the Jedi Council. So, obviously, the Council had Obi-Wan assassinate Qui-Gon when his back was turned.
Fast-forward to Episode III. Obi-Wan, despite being noticably younger than the other masters, is on the Jedi Council. Why? Because he removed a thorn from their side. Everything about Maul in TPM was just apocrypha or Jedi propaganda.
But what about that throwaway line about Qui-Gon teaching Obi-Wan about Force ghosts, you say? Yoda already knew the technique and had taught it to Obi-Wan, and the line was just part of their cover. It must not have been to hard to learn once you had the idea, since Vader apparently knew it in Episode VI.
Besides, if the prequels are any indication, Palpatine burned through apprentices at a rate no other Sith Lord could dream of. What's one more or one less?
The Force attracts Midichlorians.Taken from the Star Wars Technical Commentaries, source of the Endor Holocaust theory. Alternatively, increased Force sensitivity and Midichlorian presence are caused by some other factor, but have nothing else to do with each other. Jedi use Midichlorians count to measure Force potential because of the correlation, not a cause-and-effect relationship. Midichlorians are just benign microorganisms, possibly ones drawn to the Force, that do nothing else.
Alternately, the Force creates midichlorians.It's a side-effect of using the Force, which rearranges organic molecules into certain patterns inside the Force-using organism. This would explain why the exact same subcellular organelles could be found in completely unrelated lifeforms who evolved on different planets.
The people of Naboo were really brutal to the GungansThis is why the Gungans were so hostile towards the surface society - the humans liked to harass and torment them. There were even pogroms against them, now and then. Padme wasn't horrified by Anakin's slaughter of Sand People because slaughtering some non-humans who'd wronged a human didn't strike her as that bad.
Midichlorians are actually a unit of measurement, like... oh, say, a Rad or something.Thus, when they're talking about Midichlorian counts, they're basically waving a Jedi Geiger-counter at the subject and seeing how much Force radiation he's emitting.
Midichlorians are an organ existing in the body of Force-Sensitive species.They aren't microbes independent of the body, but a part of a creature's own physiology; a network of cells that allows a living creature to interact with the force.
The story of Episode 1: The Phantom Menace was at least partially inspired by Spaceballs.I know this theory sounds somewhat off because Spaceballs itself was a parody of the original three Star Wars movies (and their merchandising), but considering the storyline, there are some striking resemblances to Episode 1: The Phantom Menace. Both films begin with an idyllic world of peaceful people who is attacked by bureaucratic morons with superior techology. Eventually, the heroes of the film enter the scene and rescue an important female member of the Royalty of the attacked planet from the attackers who want to capture her. However, they are forced to ditch on a desert planet, where they get some help from the natural inhabitants. Then, after a short visit to the home planet of the Big Bad, they return to the princess' planet just in time to save it from the attackers. If you consider all this, it's not completely out of the realm of possibility that George Lucas got some inspiration from the parody.
The bad guys are the "Trade Federation" and they are repeatedly referred to as "The Federation."Anyone else think this is a subtle jab at Star Trek?
The "baseless" accusations against Valorum secretly came from Palpatine.This is Mr. Everything That Has Transpired Has Done So According To My Design we're talking about it — you think there was any part of his scheme he didn't plan? He just let a scandalous rumor about Valorum into the grapevine and then just sat back and watched him be weakened. This is canon. It is detailed in Cloak of Deception.
Midichlorians are a specific variety of Mitochondria.Specifically, Mitochondria let you enjoy delicious oxygen, Midichlorians let you enjoy delicious... the Force.
Midichlorians are mini versions of force ghostsit is established that only a few Jedi have learned how to come back as Force ghosts, so what happens to everyone else? my theory is that the force preserves them as beings of pure consciousness, condensed into a state so small that they can only be seen through a microscope
Midichlorians are victims of revisionismI thought of this as an in-universe explanation as to why they're not mentioned in the original trilogy. Midichlorians measure how much The Force is with a Jedi. I'm thinking that after this one particular Jedi whose midichlorians were off the charts took over the galaxy with Palpatine, Obi Wan and Yoda were afraid that correlation might imply causation. They decided they'd rather not know anyone's count and explained The Force from then on as an intangible energy in the hope that midichlorians would one day be considered quackery.
Alternative Character Interpretation: Qui-Gon Jinn is one sketchy mother who has no business screwing around with any young’un’s life, much less galactic intrigue.Qui-Gon Jinn is the Phantom Menace. He endangers the Republic, or rather the entire galaxy by just not having a coherent plan—or coherent anything. “Sure, okay,” you might say. “Fans like to pile on him for inadvertently setting the whole Empire thing in motion, and vouching for Anakin so that the Council would agree to his training.” The WMG is in this: If you analyze his actions in a critical light, it had to be intentional! He spends most of Episode 1 being totally feckless, using such questionable actions such as attempting to use the Force instead of diplomacy and explaining realistic-sounding plans to get through situations, staking the mission on an insane gamble with the pod race, bringing the kid to a war zone... oh, just watch the video, you’ll see more.
Qui-Gon Jinn is a terrible Jedi, both in practice and principle.
Anakin was NOT a virgin birth.Shmi was a slave. Its possible that she was raped/was with someone who she would never would want to tell people about, so told people that he was a virgin birth.
Shmi is the most powerful, force-sensitive being in the galaxy history.(Palpatine mentions that the force can, in some circumstances, create life. He might be lying to get to Anakin, but it might be the truth.) Shmi was a kind, compassionate, reasonable, calm and composed person, just like a Jedi should be. But she was a slave on some backwater dump where no authority could get to her and aid her in developing her talents, and even if they would, the films never show a female human Jedi Knight so it's probable - and likely - that nobody ever bothered with human females having talents. But as she lived her lonely, hard life on Tatooine, she wished more and more for something positive in her life, and so subconsciously she used the force to get herself pregnant.
Jar-Jar Binks was the "hero of a thousand faces" in The Phantom Menace.Think about it: Jar-Jar is the one whose life sucked and who was rescued from certain death by mysterious strangers. He then goes along with the strangers on a voyage where he ends up helping them rescue a princess, gets assigned a ridiculous military rank in spite of having no battle experience, finds the strength within himself, and defeats the bad guys on the field of battle, then gets a heroes' celebration at the end. There's no other explanation. He's also the only character in the film who can be described without use of physical characteristics, wardrobe, job, or actor portraying him.
Padmé is the "hero of a thousand faces" in The Phantom Menace.No one considers her because she's The Chick, but think about:
Padmé started the Separatist movement.Padmé declaring no confidence in the leadership of the Republic opened the eyes of many people to the Republic's inability to cope with anything, and they became persuadable to join a certain Count ten years later.
Years on Naboo are much longer than normal.Padme would actually be in her twenties anywhere else.
Nothing in Star Wars happens after a shot in the end of the Senate scene.In the movie E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial there are many references to the Star Wars throughout. However, in one of the last shots of the senate in The Phantom Menace is a bunch of E.T's species. If Star Wars is fictional in E.T., but E.T. is non-fiction in Star Wars, then Star Wars from that point forward is in a paradox of not being possible, and in the great breach in logic, the series from that point can not exist, and it all is just spiraling out of existence.
Obi-Wan knew about the decoy Queen all along.Considering all the time they spent together in the ship on Tatooine, he had to have picked up on it through the Force. When Padmé finally reveals herself in the swamp, almost everyone not apart of her security team is shocked. Except Obi-Wan. Qui-Gon obviously detects some sort of "Well, duh. I can't believe this surprise to most of you," feeling from Obi-Wan, cause he gives him a dirty look.
The Phantom Menace is Jar-Jar.Palpatine's convoluted plan could not have worked without Jar-Jar's seemingly random actions that get the heroes to exactly the right place to maneuver events in the way that best aids his political rise. This continues in the second movie, where his position as Senator was a reward for his service and to position him to grant Palpatine the power of a dictator. This would also explain why Jar-Jar is comparatively dignified in the second and third movies; his behavior in this one was a ruse to make him seem too stupid to pose a threat.
Jar-Jar is a competent Gungan....Just extraordinarily clumsy. He was shown to be among the Gungan commanders in the battle of Naboo (and was even addressed as "General Jar-Jar"—something which I doubt would be given to him JUST because he had interactions with the surface-dwellers on Naboo), and was with the group for the entire movie despite being extremely clumsy. If he is competent in SOMETHING, that would explain his presence—that he's not entirely useless. Why would the group bring Jar-Jar into the city on Tatooine? He was nothing but a liability due to his clumsiness. He had to have had an in-universe reason to be brought along. Furthermore, he was among the Naboo delegates in the future movies, so he clearly had earned some respect.
Sidious had a secondary purpose for his invade-Naboo-scheme.The primary purpose was exploiting the situation for political gain - which would work regardless of whether the Trade Federation's plan worked out or not. The secondary purpose was to act as a test to decide if he should become the absolute ruler of the Galaxy through the Confederacy (or an analogous organisation of Separatists) or the Republic. If the Trade Federation had won, Palpatine would have aimed to rule the Galaxy as The Man Behind the Curtain to the Separatist Council, Darth Sidious, rather than ruling openly as Emperor Palpatine of the Republic-derived Galactic Empire.
Qui-Gon and Maul were Working TogetherIn fact, they had some kind of suicide pact, hence Qui Gon's reaction to Anakin's claim that Jedi never die. Qui Gon had planned his death because both he and Maul were on the same side and were helping each other find the one to bring balance to the force; Maul just worked for Sidious as a cover. Qui Gon and Maul didn't trust Sidious; because the Prophesy was vague, they didn't want to take their chances with having Anakin around Sidious if Maul were to train him. Qui Gon also trusted Obi Wan with Anakin, but he couldn't have two apprentices. So, he decided to give up his life to have Obi Wan train him. However, he and Maul knew that if Sidious found out Maul would pay dearly for it and it would endanger their plans. Qui Gon knew that Obi Wan had an impulsive side to him that Obi Wan didn't want to admit to, so Qui Gon and Maul decided to use it to their advantage (the other reason for Qui Gon's death). Maul slaying Qui Gon would trigger Obi Wan's anger and this would bring about Maul's death. By dying, Maul would take his and Qui Gon's secrets with them.
Jar-Jar is a character suggested by studio executives.They pressured George Lucas to add this horrid character in the movie because they think it should appeal to little kids.
Midichlorian counts are not a popular practice, and Midichlorian theory is only really supported by Qui Gon.
The story of Anakin is a story of George Lucas himself.Lucas wanted to write a tragedy of himself being an independent filmmaker/artist who is corrupted by the dark side (aka. money). That is why Vader is promoted from being a decorated henchman to SPACE JESUS in Lucas' grandiose writing (albeit sloppy and incoherent). Anakin/Lucas then becomes the leader of a vast empire in which he never more has to discuss stupid and evil decisions with his peers.
If Qui-Gon Had Survived Anakin would NOT Have become Darth VaderFor all his playfulness and childlike tendencies Qui-Gon was actually quite wise, as shown in the Deleted scene (kept in the novelization) where Anikan loses his temper and beats up Greedo, when the young Rodian accuses him of cheating. Qui-Gon shows Anikan how it is NOT possible to change someones mind through force, and he will just have to learn to deal with people who disagrre with him. While Obi-Wan has wisdom as well his personality is to differnt from Anikan's to be a good teacher, where as Qui-Gon has a sense of humor, and knows both when to take things in stride, and how to give good advice
Jar Jar Binks was a serial killer.Jar Jar bumbled around the Gungan city, causing fatal "accidents" on purpose for his own sadistic pleasure. The authorities eventually got wind of this of this and he was arrested. When Jar Jar was brought before the court his excuse for all the "accidents" was that he was "clumsy." Therefore his punishment was that he was exiled for "clumsiness."
Jar Jar Binks is actually a Troll on the likes of which the galaxy has never seen.Given his position of senator in Attack of the Clones, he may actually be smarter than he looks. Far from being clumsy, Jar Jar is a massive Troll. He acts like a Too Dumb to Live klutz because he knows that stupid people are less looked down on whenever they cause chaos. The guy's true nature is a master of It Amused Me, screwing around with his fellow Gungans For the Lulz. Indeed, he actually had an inkling on who Palpatine was, but played the part of a supposed Unwitting Pawn in his grand attempt to troll the galaxy: by letting Palpatine take over via preventing anyone from finding out. His controversial cameo at Return of the Jedi shows that his massive trolling worked out for him. And guess what? He has Medium Awareness. Jar Jar acts the part of The Scrappy because he's trolling YOU. His apperance in Star Wars: The Clone Wars is what happens when he's not messing around.
Palpatine was, to a certain extent, making Qui-Gon his Unwitting Pawn.As part of his plan to get Anakin in the Jedi Order. The Jedi seemed quite paranoid about having Anakin, given his world. Qui-Gon's maverick practices and rash nature would have also bothered the Jedi Council. Palpatine, realising that only someone like him would want Anakin to be a Jedi, used his position as Senator of Naboo to give Qui-Gon an influential position. All part of his plan. And do we ever see him and Darth Maul in the same room? I THINK NOT!
Midichlorians are an antiquated theory.