The Trolls are related to the Noah FamilyBoth have grey skin, golden eyes, and evil tendencies. They could be related to the Noahs, except Trolls have horns and Noahs have Noah marks.
Strider is a member of GGGChoryujin killed the dinosaurs. This we know. As seen above, it's also likely that Strider killed the dinosaurs. The connection is clear.
Said characters above did not kill the dinosaurs, but did cause a mass extinction.At the End of Act Two animation, we clearly see dinosaurs hovering over the crater. That means the impact was even earlier than the dinosaurs.
In the end, the true winner of Sburb will be Betty CrockerShe's basically everywhere in the comic. Why? In the Homestuck world, she's a being that can be everywhere and watch everyone, so she'll use the errors of the kids, trolls, and Midnight Crew to her advantage and win.
John's evil Joker personality is taking overSecondary-colours costume? (The fact he made himself a costume!) Techno-fetishistic gear? Eye-concealing glasses? The UMBRELLA made of RAZOR BLADES? The guy's halfway between the Joker and Doctor Doom.
The reason John can't be beaten in a prank off?It's because he's Air Man. Air Man cannot be defeated!
Jade will get a Portal Gun as her Ultimate Weapon.She is the Witch of Space, and she wields guns. This is the only logical conclusion.
Jade and Dave's kid will be a Time LordBecause he'll be the son of time and space, obviously...
The circumstances of Alternate Future John's deathIn the spirit of hospitality, Typheus made a sandwich for John after having a friendly little chat with him. Unfortunately, it was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
There was a reason no-one was there when John went outside earlier in the story.Everyone knew that it was John's birthday. They knew that John was the hero. They knew that strange things happen on The Hero's Birthday. So they fled en masse to a safer place, much like the citizens of London in the Doctor Who serial "Voyage of the Damned". Unfortunately, that didn't do them any good in the end.
Skaia, 'crucible of unlimited creative potential', is the Imaginary World from Problem SleuthAfter unimaginable trials, our heroes will arrive outside the brothel in the sky.
Rose: This is less salubrious than I imagined.
Within Skaia lies a third kingdom.Isolated within the blue sphere in the center of the Incipisphere is the Gray Kingdom, calling themselves Glie. Peaceful, if ignorant, the members of the kingdom must eventually leave Skaia's welcoming interior to ascend to Prospit or descend to Derse, in the process becoming a member of those kingdoms and, though remembering nothing of their life inside, retaining whatever sentiment for the place they had gained in their time there.
Sburb is The System from Bokurano.A system that destroys the world when people lose? Check. Infinitely recurring? Seemingly.
Bro's puppet fetish will lead to the Sex Puppets of Transmetropolitan.His website alludes to this.
Rose Lalonde wrote My ImmortalIt's a really bad wizard slash fanfiction with a goth self insert. If she didn't write it...
Rose Lalonde didn't write My Immortal...Roxy did. They have similar tastes in literature, but it's Roxy, not Rose, that has a propensity for creative spelling choices in line with My Immortal's style.
King Queen Jackspers Noirlecrow is Chaos Blade in another reality.As on other levels of reality, the Corrupted Self seeks to amalgamate itself with as many superhuman bloodlines and power sources as possible. As Christian Humber doesn't (currently) exist in the Homsetuck 'verse, he settles for taking on the powers of all four of the kids as well as the King and Queen. He'll likely try to assimilate the White King and Queen's powers next, along with whatever secret DNA is encoded in the journal. This may continue indefinitely until Jackspers has access to every power source in the game and become Homestuck's take on Demonhead Mobster Kingpin, nearly-impossible to take on without clever thinking on the kids' part. Or perhaps impossible after all...
The bunny is actually the Big Bad.You can't trust this little guy.
The entire plot of Homestuck is a Moriya Shrine ConspiracyConsidering the sheer number of amphibian/reptile motifs that have started spreading throughout the story?
The Sylladex mechanics will be the Homestuck equivalent of Problem Sleuth's candy corn.
If the DNA code that created Becquerel was somehow fused into Rose, the result would be Yukari Yakumo.I base this on the nigh-omnipotence that Bec has combined with the blonde hair and otherwise purple color motif that Rose has. A corollary to this is that this is what was supposed to be done with the code in the first place, and the dark gods had Rose burn it because they didn't want her matching/surpassing their power. However, it is at this point that this tree grows a poison oak branch in that if the Kids' timeline continues like this, Yukari as we know it, and thus Gensokyo as we know it, will be completely unmade. But hey, the Trolls did say that the Kids are f*** ing up everything.
Fruit Gushers can be used as substitutes for build gristThey look really similar and it would be funny.
Robot Aradia is a vocaloid.Because why the hell not. Also, listen to Arisen Anew.
aT's robotic legs come with roller skates...to make jousting easier. Also, they have chainsaw attachments. And built-in rockets for flight.
Problem Sleuth is set on Alternia during the MC eraPS, AD, PI, NB, HD, and possibly MK are all Prospitan exiles from the Troll's session who found and accidently activated an old Troll game grub, giving them more humanoid features and trapping them in the Troll equivilant of an adventure game. The "real world" they were released to in the end of the game was the city Spades Slick built.
Karkat is Problem Sleuth.Extrapolating from the above WMG, and the fact that Hussie has stated we will not be seeing the Problem Sleuth characters in the storyline, it can be assumed that the PS characters are dead. However, they have been reincarnated as several of the trolls. Karkat's title is 'Knight of Blood,' which the fans have speculated may be an ability to form relationships, as in 'blood brothers'. While not exactly the same, this is extremely similar to how Pulchritude works. Further, it has been noticed that all the troll's horns resemble candy corn, however Karkat's is the closest. Consider that PS keeps his candy corn under his hat, while Karkat's horns are on his head. Karkat's blood is also red, unique amongst trolls, but the same color as Problem Sleuth's. It has also been stated that Karkat would be a better human than troll, and it will eventually be revealed that Karkat is a human with candy corn on his head, or possibly a Gambit Schema Gone Horribly Wrong.
John Egbert is a younger Sean "Day" Plott.Alone, or even together, the vague physical resemblance, and the glasses, and the common passion for video games and movies, and the similar typing styles would merely be circumstantial. The bunny, however, clinches it. (Skip to 1:50)
Homestuck - all of it - is just one long, overly complicated Con Air fanfic.All the references and homages along the way haven't been just for laughs, they are the entire point of Homestuck. The only things that really matter are John, who is a reincarnation of Cameron Poe, and the bunny. The other kids? The trolls? The paradox clones? SBURB? The creation of alternate universes? Lord English? The weird time shit? All the other plot elements that don't make sense? Red herrings, all of them.
Lord English has access to unlimited SepulchritudeThey look similar enough. Compare the final flip-out with the appearance of the scratch.
Princess Berryboo is a subconscious representation of Feferi.A princess in a world populated by friendly Squiddles = An ex-princess in a world populated by Eldritch Abominations.
The Combine are Trolls.The Xenian crystal is a peice of grist that the G-man (a First Guardian) acquired for the government and his own purposes. The result is an interdemensional rift linking Earth with a Vortigaunt session. On top of the Reckoning, they're dealing with an Alternian invasion of their homeworld. A significant portion of the fleet gets pulled into the session along with the Vortigaunts who's social structure and culture causes for large scale sessions with wide areas transported into the Medium with them. The Combine Advisors are various Mother Grubs who are going to have to compete for the right to mother a new Alternia, but in the mean time they need to de-terraform Earth to their liking. This also explains the Synth, a bio-mechanical race dedicated to their overlords.
All of John's favourite actors are playing in a separate session.Cage, Mc Conaughey, Cosby, etc.
The Duttle is Lord Englishthis is actually canon. have a good night.
Lord English is related to the stumpsLord English is meant to represent a wooden pool cue, correct? And the MS Paint Adventures multiverse is full of stumps that make people kill themselves.
Bilious Slick is Head ParadoxWhere else is time travel associated with frogs?
Sollux is channeling OtaconThe girls they like keep dying. If you strike Aradia down, she will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Even if you do it twice. Which would be cool for that Russian wolf girl from Metal Gear Solid, and it's not like other people aren't getting not dead anymore in that series.
Problem Sleuth with fight then kill Bec Noir with Sepulchritude during the final battleWhy? Because it'd be awesome. And as Sepulchritude Problem Sleuth and Bec Noir are the two most powerful non-outright omnipotent characters (thus excluding Godhead Pickle Inspector and Lord English) in all of MSPA they absolutely must fight. In addition, Jack Noir/Spades Slick is outrighted stated to be Problem Sleuth's Evil Counterpart. And why would Sepulchritude Problem Sleuth Defeat Bec Noir? Because SPS covered the entire universe with a blast of his personal charm and Bec noir can "only" break planets, sure the fight will be epic and warrant at least a 5 minute long flash animation battle with an extended version of Squidissension being the theme tune, but it will end with Bec Noir being run through/decapitated by Tectrixcalibur.
Alpha!Bro's Sprite will be DavespritespriteSince the Alpha kids seem to have different titles from the Beta Kids, Alpha!Bro probably won't be the Hero of Time, so he won't be able to prototype his Sprite with his future self like Dave did. Davesprite's kind of at loose ends at the moment, and he's already got experience with this, so he could be the prototype instead.
UU is the genetic copy of all of the surviving trolls.All of them.
To show how dramatic things are getting, Andrew Hussie's Author Avatar will get killed by a character in the story.Complete with "DEAD" sound effect. Lord English will then take over the narration and rant about how everyone else sucks.
Discworld was one of the many other planets proceeding Alternia and Earth.It was remembered on Alternia as an anime and on Earth as a book series.
The three-year time skip in Homestuck will be a legitimate, real-life break from the comic, but not totally.As soon as Act 6 Intermission 1 is over, Hussie will stop updating Homestuck, leaving the readers with the basic idea that Jade and John will explore the different planets that Jade shrunk, meet their denizens and go on quests. They're going to forget a certain character during their years-long questing, though— a certain Davesprite that Jadesprite left behind. He's going through an existential crisis over no longer being an Alpha Dave or even the real Dave, having been doomed from the start through coming from an offshoot timeline and then being doomed anyway because all of the sprites are supposed to die during the Reckoning somehow. The only thing he can do on his own to distract himself is update the Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff comic in place of Alpha Dave while he's off doing his thing, but he isn't going to hold up for very long. The SBaHJ comics seem to be a reflection of Dave's subconscious thoughts as shown in the dream Dave talked about with Rose closely resembling the comic Dave made by taking a picture of Davesprite with the SBaHJififer. With that in mind, this◊ is comic 38, the most recent one since the timeskip news. Davesprite did that. Meaning, he's having some really dark thoughts going through his mind while he's floating in the battlefield, alone, doomed to die in some way, shape or form. Thanks to the skip, he's going to have a loooooooooot of time to himself for that kind of thing. So for an entire three years, Davesprite will be updating SBaHJ routinely, with each comic showing his thoughts as he descends further and further into madness, getting increasingly more graphic, bloody, or just plain weird. When the three year break is up, the final update to SBaHJ will be a long black panel and three words: caw caw motherfuckers AND THEN HUSSIE WILL GO BACK TO UPDATING THE RELENTLESSLY LIGHTHEARTED COMIC AGAIN.
Donald Trump, like Nic Cage, also played a separate instance of the Sburb game.And he is destined to ascend to God Tiers as the Don of Time.
Little Debbie is really Fefari.This is The Imperial Condesce's heiress apparent's Batman Gambit in an attempt to counteract Crockercorp.
Bec Noir, Spades Slick, and Alpha-Jack will merge.They shall form a single being: an amorpheus mass of blackness and screaming faces from the various Jack Noirs. And it will be known as the Jack-snarl.
uraniunUmbra is really Rose.Look at UU's chat logo. Then look at tail on the p of the Complacency of the Learned poster...
UU is actually Yuyuko.Think about it.
Lord English is in the SCP Foundation's databaseAnd Homestuck/MSPA is its container. Dr. ██████ discovered the only way to keep it contained was to trap it in writing a la Mushishi. The more writing there is about MSPA the more secure LE is, hence why Dr. ██████ keeps writing about it in ways that encourages others to write about it.
Problem Sleuth was an interpretive pre-telling of the events of Homestuck.John is Problem Sleuth, Dave is clearly Ace Dick (Davesprite is ZAD, Dave's brain in a jar will somehow be FAD), Jade is Pickle Inspector, Rose doesn't get a character because she was blacked out from view most of the session. Jack is MK which means that Problem Sleuth's story ended before it spoiled the inevitable final-final between the players and the demon.
In Homestuck, The Sprite is just Uboa wearing a jester hat.They look disturbingly similar. This is most evident if you pause the animation (like by pressing the mouse wheel) while The Kernelsprite is flashing white-on-black; but you can see the resemblance at other times, too.
Sburb is powered by Spiral Energy, and Homestuck is a prequel to Gurren Lagann.Let's look at it, shall we? First of all, the symbol of Sburb is a spirograph, which by design is made up of spirals. It's also associated with the colour green, as seen in the Spirograph, the block-house symbol, and the First Guardians, and Spiral Energy is green. It can create matter through alchemisation and deploying objects. Homestuck uses a prominent genetics motif in the Pesterchum initials and Ectobiology, while Spiral Energy is the force behind evolution and genetics are reflected in the names of Lord Genome and his generals. Additionally, the kids are making use of Spiral Energy - when John "did the windy thing", the Breeze manifested in a giant spiral, and then later, air drills. Rose, through her attempts to break the system, is ROW ROW FIGHTING THE POWER. And the Dersites, being black, smooth, hairless, and with white highlights, resemble Anti-Spirals, a fitting role for those who oppose the kids and Skaia, which is a well of Spiral Energy. The reason that Sburb targets its meteors at the players and their home planets is more than a coincidence; it's to prevent Spiral Nemesis by taking out the number of potential users. Eventually, on the future Earth, the remnants of humanity, having moved underground, will form a civilisation, and the technology used in Sburb will be used to create the Gunmen, another invention that allows Spiral Races to use Spiral Energy. Of the carapace creatures who took up residence on Earth, the Prospitians, as the guardians of Skaia, may have adapted Sburb's methods of harnessing Spiral Energy to create the Gunmen, however, since we never see any in Gurren Lagann they were probably driven to extinction by the Beastmen. Meanwhile the Derseites, refusing to compromise their plans of destroying Skaia, seal away their consciousness and become the first Anti-Spirals. Lord Genome is in charge of Skaiainet and was responsible for coding Sburb. He will also eventually use Ectobiology to create the Beastmen by combining the paradox slime from humans and animals. And, going with an above theory, Bro is not the reincarnation of Kamina, but Kamina (and, by extension, the Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann) is the reincarnation of Bro.
SBURB isn't real and the Kids are just trolling each other for fun.
Dutton ended up in dream bubbles in the Furthest Ring when he slept because of the efforts of a dark god: his own future self.The Squiddle-Dutton hybrid, the Duttle, is a clue to this. He may have become a dark god as a result of dying while sleeping, his god-made dream self becoming a god himself.
Andrew Hussie is an eldritch demon forced to conjure the comic to keep him in check.The various self-inserts have been attempts to break free of whatever is controlling him. Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, on the other hand, is created unconsciously by his mind as he works. The increased number of direct SB&HJ references, with no context, show that he is getting stronger. The latest and longest of the self-inserts (the ONE YARD one) is by far his most successful attempt to free himself yet. Everything is SB&HJ-ified by his influence, and he imparts real information directly to the reader. What does the mysterious ONE YARD refer to, you may ask? Well, don't forget that Hussie has known exactly what the last page of Homestuck will be since before he started. It will be a blank page - a portal from which he can exit his cage. Fortunately for us, monitors aren't very big, relatively, and he won't be able to get through, limiting his reach to, oh, let's say... ONE YARD. (Unfortunately, that's more than enough distance to reach people sitting at their computers...)
In the end, it will all come down to a pumpkinWhat Pumpkin?
Skaia was designed by the same forces that designed the game in Bokurano.A sadistic game that results in the deaths of entire universes for no adequately explained reason? One that seems to enjoy recruiting children as it's players? Face it, Homestuck is Bokurano minus the constant soul crushing despair and giant robots.
Alternia's Pink Moon is Problem Sleuth's worldNot only is its green counterpart similar to Problem Sleuth's city, but also has what seems to be a little pink sphere connected to it, which could be the world of the Four Kingdoms... think about it...
Karkat is eventually reincarnated on Earth as The Angry Video Game Nerd.Both are irritable, enjoy video games, and have a tendency to express their disapproval towards something with overly-detailed metaphors that often involve scatological comments and profanity.
John's Dad is Problem Sleuth.They have the same hats, Dad can use PS's Auto-Parry (or Auto-Pastry in this case), he smokes
Just for Fun: John's Dad has a brother, and he has played with his nephew before.Need I say more?◊ And remember, Dad is the only guardian who wasn't created through Ectobiology, so he was presumably born normally...
Dirk Has Combat Operandus: Abstracted ThoughtHe is simultaneously awake on Derse and Earth.
Roxy is a master of the Drunken Fist style
If the Reset is to have the kid guardians play the session, Reset! Bro’s arc will be similar to the video “BRODYQUEST”.This is probably going to sound extremely stupid... By the way, this is Brodyquest. The video is, essentially, talking about a strange, yet awesome day for Adrian Brody. Notable highlights of this video include:
Updates are so slow because Andrew made the art team look up EVERY FANTROLL EVERWhen UU is fully revealed it's going to be at a Homestuck convention and we'll have to find her.
Alpha!Bro's shades...Whereas Beta!Bro and (initially) Beta!Dave wore Kamina Shades, Hussie will this time take the retroactive Shout-Out one step further: Alpha!Bro will either initially wear or eventually obtain five-point star shades like Simon's. I'm guessing this because why the hell not?
The Kids' Game will take place....ON MARS! That's why the SBURB symbol is red. :O
Everyone save the Alpha Kids fled to Mars.The reason why Earth is so empty is because at one point in their childhood the rest of the Human race decided to flee the planet to the Mars Colony after hearing about an apocalyptic meteor strike going to happen around that time and using them as a chance to repopulate the planet after it goes. Some, after watching the Older Strider's movies, became disillusioned to the Baroness's ways and saw it as a way to escape her wrath. Those who remained on Earth after that point were either brave enough to face the meteors head on or simply didn't believe the event would happen and saw it as another "end of the world" scare.
The Alpha Session will create a new universe, and that universe will be the one the Hussie Author Avatar exists in.And thus, implicitly, our world. It just seems to fit the cyclical Stable Time Loop theme. Presumably, they're going to do something to their Cosmic Frog to remove it from the light of the Green Sun to prevent it from getting involved in SBURB. maybe Jane just really hates Gushers.
Hussie's Ancestor is Joss WhedonIt's where he got his affinity for strong women and killing off all of his characters.
Lord English takes fashion tips from The Doctor.Just look at his coat (which can sort of resemble a certain Doctor's scarf) and the suspenders.
Gamzee is Bro.Just from the fact that he's moving Cal around just like Bro used to. Either Gamzee goes back in time and somehow vastly changes appearance, or Bro's consciousness was somehow transplanted after his death.
Gamzee will be defeated by the Magnetic Wodka.Juggalo. Magnets. Once affable because he was essentially perpetually drunk. "You guess this could be useful" is rather blatant Foreshadowing.
Karkat and Sollux eventually make it to Earth...several decades before the SBURB beta. Sollux writes the book on ~ATH, while Karkat writes a series on programming under the name "Buckminster Funnyuncle".
The Pyralspite scalemate is a true sleeping dragon.Just wait. It'll wake up and RAAAAR!
The Homestuck trolls are the Doctors. ALL OF THEM.No, really, each incarnation of the Doctor is a troll.
Karkat is secretly pretty fucking gourmetAnd created the website whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com
The trolls are descended from displaced Dremora.They look like Dremora, they use the Daedric alphabet, and they're both Proud Warrior Race Guys. During the Oblivion Crisis, some Oblivion Gates were opened on another planet, either by accident or by Camoran being really thorough. After the Gates were closed, the Dremora remaining on the planet colonised it, and eventually evolved into the trolls.
End of HomestuckThe last act of Homestuck will be an in-depth look into John's psyche: his father issues, his loneliness, his three loves (his male friend, a girl who is related to him via cloning, and the one who calls him stupid), his depression, and his self-hatred. It will feature an alternate universe look at how Homestuck could have turned out. It will look strangely like a clipshow. This is all because Hussie has, at this point, run out of budget and cannot afford to finish it like he wanted to. It will end with John figuring out how to love himself. All of his friends and family will be there, clapping and congratulating him, including Jaspersprite. Millions of fans will be incredibly angry until the feature film, End of Homestuck is released. Though it shows what happens outside of John's mind during the final moments of the original webcomic, it has just as strange an ending, with everybody turning into orange faygo.
UU's quest on her land will be to literally get a tiger.It'll be running around all over the planet and messing stuff up and when she finally catches it she'll be high enough on the echeladder to ascend when she dies on her quest bed. Bonus points if the tiger is actually GCAT.
Betty Crocker is an innocent victim of circumstances.Her Imperial Condesce was simply using her and her company from behind the scenes to prepare for her invasion of Earth. Once the Condesce arrived, Crocker was either imprisoned or killed so the Condesce could take her place and make it look like they were the same person the whole time.
The Post-Scratch Medium is within the Null Void.Well, it is a Null and Void session.
Jesus was a displaced Sburb player.He was the Hero of Life, and his Quest Bed was somehow in the tomb where he was laid after death.
Hussie may have said we won't be seeing Problem Sleuth and co. in Homestuck......but not that we wouldn't see any alternate-session counterparts. We may end up seeing suspiciously similar Prospitians with the initials PS, AD, and PI who aren't destined to become their private eye personas from the Problem Sleuth comic.
Andrew Hussie has read Umineko no Naku Koro ni.There are a large number of similarities between the two works. To wit:
Lord English is FrenchHe eats universes. Universes are frogs. Who's known for eating frogs' legs? The French. Also, Lord English's summoning glitch is that players are spawned outside their own session; this may bear some reflection of his own nature, where his name implies his session to be English but his spawning was French.
UranianUmbra and undyingumbrage are really just Roxy's mom and Dirk's bro acting as trolls representing Calmasis's two split personalities.They're covertly guiding their adoptive descendants/ectobiological parents and their friends towards winning the game and beating the Condesce. And they're taking no chances in the Batterwitch finding out she hadn't managed to kill them and throwing a wrench in their works. That's why it's for the best that Jake doesn't know who UU really is just yet.
Guy Fieri is going to read Homestuck at some pointAfter Dante Basco and Andrew Hussie kissing Rufio's corpse, declaring Guy Fieri responsible for five billion deaths makes it inevitable. The law of escalating awkwardness demands it.
Stephen Colbert will make a joking Homestuck Shout-Out on his show that Hussie will take advantage of.Colbert will probably say something like, say, "I for one welcome our new fish alien overlords." Then the Colbert of the Post-Scratch universe will be revealed to be a Condesce sympathizer in a later pesterlog.
Colm from Fire Emblem: TSS is Vriska.Okay, so I was playing FE:TSS, checking out the profiles of my newest additions to the team. Obviously, Colm is of the Thief class. However, I looked a bit closer and realized that he was the Light aspect. Vriska = Thief of Light = Colm. COINCIDENCE?!
Vriska is Eric Cartman.
"Silver Head" from the infamous Sega Saturn promo video is Lord English"Silver Head" is terrifying, compelling, constantly flickering with power like a First Guardian, and quite possibly has amazing demonic powers. (the sudden expression changes accompanied with flashes of light are him stopping and restarting time in rapid succession just to show off and frighten young children into purchasing the SEGA SATURN). Why is he silver and not green? Video editing. Where are the pool-ball technocolor eyes? Lord English could probably turn them "off" for a little while if he wanted. The orange-hatted douchebag dancing is either one of Betty Crocker's less-successful thralls, or else possibly a member of the Earth equivalent to the Felt (could he control time via dancing? Note the sudden teleport at 0:33 in the video). Why would Lord English help advertise the Sega Saturn? Simple, Sega is part of Betty Crocker's empire, and we're all living on the Post-Scratch Earth.
The Batterwitch will be defeated by the combined efforts of Duncan Hines and Aunt Jemima
The game is going to be about FedoraFreak]'s sessionHe is human, after all, and all we know about the guy is that he had a session of his own and may have gotten to God tier.
The guy who donated ten thousand dollars to the Kickstarter in the first couple of days is Dante BascoNo reason to believe this, it just feels somehow "right".
The Combine will invade.Lord English destroying the dream bubble started a Resonance Cascade in their universe, which would allow the Combine to enter it.
The purpose of the Sburb sessions is to inspire Godhead Pickle Inspector as he creates new universes.
Rufioh reads HomestuckIf only to bring his Whole Plot Reference to Dante Basco to it's logical conclusion.
ARANEA: So, wh8 do you think of the humans?
RUFIOH: oh man, that rose human 1s so gangsta... and the dave human 1s so cool...
RUFIOH: 1'd k1nda l1ke to hang out w1th h1m... do1n' noth1n' but be1n' cool all day...
RUFIOH: maybe we could trade some sweet rhymes... 1 bet he'd like my poems...
Meenah is SkrillexShe doesn't bother Rufioh, so he uses "Bangarang" as a "Thanks for not stalking me". Plus, Skrillex has Krill in it and Kill for her fish puns and life thieving.
Lord English will be defeated with The Power of RockIt's generally believed that in order to defeat Lord English, Calliope's name must be spoken. Now, that name comes up multiple times in the song "Blinded by the Light". And, it would be simultaneously awesome and incredibly trollish of Hussie to have the universe-destroying villain defeated through an impromptu performance of a '70s rock song.
Equius is a Deva of the Mountain.Come on, it's obvious! He's ridiculously strong(Which Onis are known for), he isn't in the games because he's a male(But it doesn't make sense because blah), and the Horns are, well, the horns.
Eridan is Judge CalHis trolltag is caligulasAquarium. Cal, who was named for Caligula, made his pet goldfish Deputy Chief Judge. The connection speaks for itself.
Homestuck will end like The SopranosThis one is fairly self-explanitory. Homestuck will end with a flash depicting the main characters (or at least the ones that are left) together, and, right as a character's in the middle of something, bam! Cut to black out of nowhere.
Homestuck is an instruction guide disguised as a webcomicAndrew Hussie is from a failed session of sBurb, where he was the Heir of Space. He somehow left his session and went to another iteration of his universe, where he started writing Homestuck as a compilation of some of the worst ways a session could go wrong, so that we would know what to do. He only explains the mechanics that will be relevant in the real thing, or that he knows about. The Homestuck Game that will be released is sBurb, which is why he's finishing Homestuck first; he needs to finish the game manual.
Harold Hill is behind major Homestuck events"Trouble... starts with T, and that rhymes with P, and that stands for pool!" The two Biggest Bads of the comic (Doc Scratch and Lord English) are pool themed. He knows.
The increasing number of disgusting ways to describe the taste of Faygo is a case of Real Life Writes the Plot.How many bottles of Faygo given by fans has Hussie likely consumed by now? It's entirely likely that he's grown sick of it to a level no other person ever could and is having the characters describe Faygo in more and more "Holy shit this is the most disgusting swill ever put on store shelves" ways as an Anvilicious message to fans to stop giving it to him.
There's some sort of connection between Nicolas Cage, the Condesce and Lord English.Cage's plan this whole time was to give us boners. And at some point or another, every reader got one. The Condesce wants to cease human reproduction and fears no one but Lord English. Cage's face in both Dark Cage segments ended up resembling English's. Cage is also the only human outside of the kids and guardians who survived the apocalypse, having reached God Tier before the kids even entered the game. Coincidence? Maybe. But Hussie has surprised us before.
Dave Strider grows up to be Billy Ray SanguineHe's blond, a Texan, wears aviator shades, wields a bladed weapon and sometimes wears a suit. At some point he might lose his eyes, since everyone in Homestuck runs the risk of losing a limb or an eye.
Lord English will be defeated by Ms. Paint.She is the only one who has been confronted by him and lived. This could mean something about her. She may ultimately end up acting out of revenge for Lord English killing Andrew Hussie. She will destroy him by pouring her paint can on him, thereby revealing paint as a weak point of his. In the end, it will be she who deals the final blow.
The comic is overWith the last strip, Caliborn is showing himself triumphant and Hussie's face being crossed away. No author, no story. Caliborn won and Everyone Dies
Andrew and Doc Scratch are cherubs.Andrew's slightly ashamed to involve himself in the story and thinks it's self-indulgent, Doc Scratch used to do it at every opportunity and be quite smug about it. Andrew wants to let his characters take charge of their own fates, Doc Scratch tends to manipulate them. Their fonts are black and white. They're quite the opposites. Sure, they didn't turn into gigantic universe-spanning snakes for their mating rite, but Aranea may have embellished that part.
Because he tampered with the cartridge, Caliborn will unknowingly defeat Lord English.Either in a fight against LE himself (without knowing that LE is essentially himself) or by screwing up history to the point where Calliope predominated instead of himself, thus undoing LE's existence.
The pause in updates from September 24th to the 28th and the 28th to October 1 was because Hussie & Co. were watching the Breaking Bad marathon/finale.
VRISKA: You can't just 8e a 8ookish dwee8 all your life, then suddenly decide to flip the 8adass switch and expect people to take you seriously.
Meulin's ancestor will be one of the most important characters in Homestuck.Nobody would expect it, so there's no way Hussie wouldn't do it.
Each pre-scratch kid and post-scratch troll is one of the students from Danganronpa in a previous life.I would just like to say that this sounded waaaay better in my head and that this will be very stupid. Litle connections to characters shall be made. Also possible spoilers.
Likewise, each of the post-scratch kids and pre-scratch trolls is a character from Super Dangan Ronpa 2 in a previous life.Again, very strenuous connections.
Ms. Paint will kill absolutely everyone in order to resolve the weird plot shit.She will do this by finding whoever or whatever is behind everything and proceed to brutally murder it by converting all their code into MS Paint accessible files and then whiting them out and changing the size.
Lord English has a lot of sleeping gas or knockout majjyks stored away somewhere.Calliope has powerful anti-sleeping majjyks. Caliborn is effectively the opposite of Calliope. Caliborn is now Lord English. Why not?
Caliborn and eventually Dead!Calliope will get to kill Andrew Hussie too.Lord English did it and the author was fine. Caliborn is probably pissed at the author for attempting to teach him anything remotely resembling the narrative not being skipped fast. Calliope...I don't know, maybe she doesn't like Hussie cosplaying her trollsona?
Calliope is highly explosive.THIS IS STUPID but I don't know why not put it here
At some point, Caliborn will insert cutouts of anime drawings into his retelling of Homestuck.He has an anime drawing guide that hasn't been used, and he already used one of the other books for props. Soon.
Hussie's in-story avatar will jokingly marry a troll.We know he's been trailing Vriska with an attempt to propose and at one point Meenah, so there's that.
fedorafreak will somehow kill Lord EnglishIt is said that only one that is predestined to enter the medium, but ff entered too, maybe with a glitch. said glitch might be LE's weakness.
Caliborn's stardusting and candycorning of the cartridge will backfire horribly and (help) kill Lord English.Lord English is rumored only to be killable via exploiting glitches in spacetime. The glitched-out cartridge sure seems to be causing a lot of glitches in spacetime. Lord English will enter the scratched session, only to be injured by an out-of-control accidentally released ball of stardust glitches gathered up by John, then conveniently finished off by Dave via Caledscratch or the Scarlet Ribbitrar being wound from broken to not broken inside of Lord English.
At some point, in-universe Hussie enslaved Caliborn or Lord English to help with the illustrating for Problem Sleuth.This is why Homosuck's more original art is similar to a poorly drawn version of Problem Sleuth. It is not a reference, LE is an uncredited member of the art crew.
The Jack Noir-Diamonds Droog moirallegiance serves a critical purpose on Diamonds Droog's end.Namely, if you get rid of Jack Noir and don't deal with the rest of Sburb in time, Diamonds Droog will kill everyone more efficiently than Jack Noir could. Yes, this is inspired by a fic part of Replay Value AU, but it would make sense for Sburb to throw everyone a curveball when you take out even the archagent of Derse.
When the Grand Finale finally comes out, it will break the internet.Again. And it will be far, far worse than before.
Caliborn is trying to create an army of davekat shippers on deviantART.This explains why he put that on MSPA. Why he would need, want, or use this army is probably not going to be explained.
Caliborn's deviantART is going to be used a lot to detail what Caliborn is up to for a long while.If Hussie and/or Caliborn were going to make it, might as well use it, right?
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