Video Game: Prison Architect

Prison Architect is a management simulator created by Introversion Software, of Uplink, Darwinia and DEFCON fame.

Inspired by the likes of Dungeon Keeper, the idea behind this game is to lay out the plans for the buildings of a profitable and sustainable prison, capable of providing a caring environment for a variable amount of prisoners, while retaining a stable income from both government grants and manufacturing objects such as license plates.

As the game is in an indefinitely long Alpha period, there's still quite a lot of lag issues, bugs, missing features and pathfinding problems amongst other Artificial Stupidity, but as always, there's the ever-enticing process of adding new features that Introversion are indulging in, which has earned the game a strong following even at this early stage.

The pre-order for the game comes with alpha access HERE.

Prison Architect provides examples of:

  • Amoral Attorney: The lawyer you can hire for your prison in Alpha 31 is specifically there to let you bypass some legal restrictions, such as enabling indefinite confinement to solitary, reduced cell size, and death row.
  • Anachronism Stew: The developers admitted that they do not have a specific time frame the game is set in, and is instead a combination of different iterations of the American prison system.
  • Artificial Brilliance:
    • Prisoners are smart when it comes to smuggling in contraband, and you need to get smart to deal with them. Aside from smuggled objects coming in via deliveries, prisoners can actually phone out to family who will smuggle in contraband or even call friends from outside who will throw boxes of contraband over the walls. And they'll swipe anything they can from rooms with potential contraband if guards aren't watching them. Letting prisoners clean your office complex will result in piles of stolen cell phones and drugs, and unsupervised access to your workshops, cleaning cupboards, and even libraries will result in prisoners making off with improvised weapons. They'll even hide contraband in showers or inside library books!
    • Prisoners pay attention to your guards' behavior. Prisoners up to shady behavior will try to avoid dog and guard patrols. If you order a cell block search every day while the prisoners are eating or in the yard to avoid pissing them off, they'll notice that all the guards are away and start fighting or rioting. If you pull an informant in to get his information during obvious times like lockup, yard, or mealtimes, they'll get suspicious and eventually kill him.
    • That one prisoner who looks like he got lost on the way to the yard or is wandering around the edge of the fence or walls during free time? No, he's not suffering a pathfinding glitch. He's up to something.
    • If you put a pumping station outside your perimeter wall, or even in a room that leaves a path that can lead outside the perimeter wall, prisoners will use the water pipes as an escape route.
    • Dogs whose handlers are killed will remember which prisoner murdered said handler, and will even hunt down and slay the prisoner who did it.
    • Janitors and Gardeners will deliberately avoid areas with large numbers of prisoners in them, for obvious reasons... unless the prisoners are asleep or guards are nearby.
  • Barbie Doll Anatomy: In the Execution Room tutorial the wife and her lover are butt naked but lack genitals.
  • Berserk Button: If you leave a gap in your prison wall, usually while constructing an extension, some prisoners tend to destroy whatever doors are in their path to escape. With their bare hands.
    • Prisoners with the Snitch and Ex-Law Enforcement trait can become one for your inmates. If you don't put them in protective custody and give them separate facilities, expect violence.
    • Prisoners with the Cop Killer reputation, on the other hand, are this for your guards. If they so much as sneeze, your guards will get... enthusiastic with their beatings.
    • A prisoner with the Volatile trait can have anything become their Berserk Button.
    • Parole denial. Station a guard or two in with your Warden and Chief if you know you're about to break some unpleasant news to a potential parolee, because they're gonna get angry.
  • Clipboard of Authority: Key staff members can be seen holding one of these up when unlocking something through the Bureaucracy page.
  • Colour-Coded for Your Convenience: Prisoners wear different uniforms depending on which security level they are assigned to. Minimum are grey, normal are orange, and maximum security prisoners are red. Prisoners assigned to supermax are dark red/burgundy, and death row inmates are black, while ones under protective custody are yellow.
  • Construct Additional Pylons: Capacitors, if your current electricity demand outweighs your power capacity.
  • Cop Killer: One of the reputations a prisoner can have. It makes guards have less restraint when dealing with them.
  • Creator Cameo: Chris Delay and Mark Morris both appear as prisoners in the game.
  • Death Row: The player is instantly asked to construct an execution room for a single prisoner. As the tutorial. Actual death row and an execution procedure was eventually added in Alpha 31.
  • Downer Beginning: As above, the tutorial follows a teacher named Edward, after being convicted of double murder of his wife and the man she was cheating on him with. At the end of it, you're forced to execute him via electric chair. Despite being short, it's presented in a very believable way, and sets the tone of the game quite nicely- this is a PRISON you're running, after all.
  • Digital Piracy Is Evil: A minor crime people can be sent to your jail for is 'video game piracy' and even worse 'indie video game piracy'. And as an added kick, prisoners who are guilty of piracy automatically have the hidden" clever" trait, which means that they're adept at digging escape tunnels.
  • An Entrepreneur Is You: You are running a privately owned for-profit prison which can be a very lucrative business when you optimize it for prison labor.
  • Evil-Detecting Dog: Well, contraband and escape tunnel-detecting, at least.
  • Extreme Melee Revenge: This can happen to prisoners with the Cop Killer reputation, in which guards will not restrain themselves when dealing with the prisoner.
  • Freeze-Frame Bonus: Up until Alpha 12, unless you install metal detectors in appropriate places, contraband was an example of this, as the least costly way to tell if a prisoner is carrying some kind of contraband is if you spot them holding it out in front of them for a very brief moment. After Alpha 12, the only way to detect contraband was to set up metal detectors and set appropriate guard dog patrols, and let the staff take care of the rest.
  • Gorn: Entire rooms can be turned red if a serious fight breaks out in an enclosed space, and not just because severely-damaged objects turn red.
  • Guide Dang It: The game is still in Alpha stages and lacks extensive documentation; the game's tutorial doesn't cover aspects such as mission-based government grants and prison labour, so first time players will definitely end up in a dodgy financial situation faster than others.
    • The option to choose when prisoners arrive seemed like a broken option until you find out that the "Open/Closed" button on the pre-Alpha 30 Prisoners page does that when this option is enabled. Going through the game without figuring out how to manually control prisoner intake this way can result in space woes, and subsequently, financial woes.
  • Hairpin Lockpick: One of the possible items of contraband a guard can confiscate from prisoners.
  • Hellhole Prison: Can be achieved, but given that this tends to result in rioting, object destruction and frequent deaths and injury, it's not recommended without having plenty of Sinister Surveillance equipment and a horde of guards to back it up.
  • Instant Expert: Finally averted by the Alpha 18 release. Before, a new busload of prisoners could be dropped into a workshop full of saws and heavy machinery and immediately start pressing out plates. Now prisoners must complete a Workshop safety course to work in the workshop. Prisoners also have to complete a kitchen hygiene course in order to work in the kitchen.
  • An Interior Designer Is You: And indeed exterior, given the emphasis on layout and size.
  • It's a Wonderful Failure:
  • Last Minute Reprieve: While the literal last-minuteness of the reprieve is situational, there's a small chance that any prisoner on Death Row will be exonerated or have their sentence reduced.
  • Lawman Baton: The default weapon for your regular prison guards. It almost certainly will be used on prisoners, justifiably and otherwise.
  • Lock Down: Can be triggered whenever necessary. There is also the option to trigger "bangup", which has a similar, less forceful function for sending only willing prisoners back to their cells or the holding cell.
  • Luxury Prison Suite: At your own discretion, you can equip any or all prison cells with various amenities such as televisions and exercise equipment, allowing them to make use of them even when locked in their cells.
  • Naked People Are Funny: The exact reason why people are so eager to mention bugs involving prisoners using the shower, particularly the two mentioned in Good Bad Bugs on the YMMV page.
  • New Game+: There is an option to "sell" your prison and start a new game with significantly more funds based on your previous prison's value. It is still possible to continue playing your old prison after selling it, however.
  • Nobody Poops: Played straight for your staff and visitors, averted for your prisoners.
  • No Celebrities Were Harmed: Though there are probably more examples, at the very least Billy Mays is a possible prisoner.
  • No-Holds-Barred Beatdown: Prisoners with the Cop Killer reputation will experience these from your guards. If the National Guard has to be called in to quell an uncontrolled riot, they will exercise very little restraint, even going so far as to mow down previously-armed prisoners while they're surrendering.
  • Obstructive Bureaucrat: The given in-universe reason for the existence of the game's Tech Tree.
  • Police Brutality: Your prison guards will show no hesitation to straight-up murder a former Cop Killer for the slightest misstep.
  • Prisons Are Gymnasiums: Prisoners' needs include exercise - this can be fulfilled with a yard to walk or jog around in, or weightlifting equipment. As of Alpha 10, their exercise doesn't yet influence their combat abilities.
  • Prison Rape: Averted, though showers, nudity, and attacks against snitches are present.
  • Prison Riot: One can happen if the player isn't careful. It ain't pretty.
  • Punishment Box: The solitary confinement cells.
  • Reality Ensues:
    • No, don't think you can just constantly order cell block searches at the same time every day while the prisoners are eating or in the yard to avoid pissing them off. The prisoners will notice all the guards disappearing to do the searches and riots have a much higher chance of kicking off.
    • Guard dogs have periodic false positives, resulting in an annoyed prisoner being unnecessarily searched. Metal detectors, meanwhile, will have much more false positives, resulting in lots of unnecessary searches.
    • If you rush an execution of a death row inmate without letting them run through the whole appeals process, and the inmate turns out to be innocent of their crimes, there is massive fallout.
  • Shipped in Shackles: All prisoners arriving at your new prison are this until escorted to either their cell or the holding cell. Alpha 31 adds a Reception room where newly-arrived prisoners are strip-searched by guards for contraband and then given new uniforms.
  • Shotguns Are Just Better: Hence why armed guards tend to favour them.
  • Shout-Out: Certain prisoner biographies draw references to Andromeda Research Corporation and their plans to unleash a virus on the world.
  • Sinister Shiv: Tools that can be wielded as or fashioned into improvised weapons are a common form of contraband.
  • Spiritual Successor: Word of God frequently cites Dungeon Keeper, but the resemblance to Theme Hospital is more obvious. Either way, the Bullfrog influence is pretty apparent.
    • Fans of both games have referred to it as "Dwarf Fortress with graphics, IN PRISON!" (With varying degrees of cynicism depending on which side of the fence you stand.)
  • Stun Guns: Introduced in Alpha 18 as a usable weapon against violent inmates. While it causes slight damage, what matters is that the prisoners are incapacitated.
  • Sympathetic Murderer: Edward, the main character of the tutorial.
    • No Sympathy: One of the guards sees him as a two-bit thug though.
  • Tailor-Made Prison: The new legendary prisoners introduced in Alpha 25 can warrant to build one of these.
  • Tech Tree: The Bureaucracy page.
  • Thou Shalt Not Kill: Armed guards are this by default, until authorised to do so.
  • Time Lapse: Introduced in Alpha 13, where one can record the prison as its constructed, and play it all back at a faster rate.
  • Tunnel King: Every prisoner as of Alpha 13 has the ability to attempt escape by way of digging a tunnel out of their cells using tools stolen from places such as the canteen.
  • Unexpected Gameplay Change: One of the failure conditions introduced in Alpha 20 has the prison manager (i.e. The player) arrested and kept in his own prison until a certain period of time has passed, or if he somehow manages to outsmart his own security system and escape.
  • Video Game Caring Potential: You could always run a prison that cared for inmates needs, and it was recommended that you play in such a way to prevent riots and fights. Now with Alpha 18 released, you can set up programs to rehabilitate prisoners and help them reintegrate into society. You never see the end result of such programs on the outside, but the thought is nice.
    • Now you sort of do with the parole addition. Successfully rehabilitated prisoners don't re-offend (the chance is checked the moment they're paroled), while re-offenders actually result in fines to your prison for paroling them.
  • Video Game Cruelty Potential: On the other hand, you can also ignore their needs and just keep them in constant lockdown while you suppress them with armed guard patrols. You can also hand out arbitrary punishments to inmates who didn't do anything.
    • Locking someone up in Solitary until they starve to death is actually the most commonly recommended player strategy for dealing with Legendary prisoners. As of Alpha 30, guards bring meals to prisoners in lockdown and solitary to avoid this, but with the Lawyer's research, you can just assign the prisoner to a permanent solitary cell... and there's nothing to stop you from walling the prisoner off entirely.
    • One player developed what was best called a "prisoner meatgrinder." It consisted of a single large empty room which max-security prisoners were dumped in and left to stew until they rioted. The room was surrounded by armed guard patrols, and the moment the prisoners kicked off, free fire would be turned on and the rioters would be immediately mowed down. Clean up he bodies, and bring in the next batch....
    • One way to dispose of troublesome prisoners is the "escape cell." A single cell with an unlocked door that leads outside the prison and to freedom.... with a path lined by several armed guards. The prisoner makes a break for it and is immediately blasted to bits by the guards.
  • Video Game Cruelty Punishment:
    • As of Alpha 30, high rates of recidivism among released prisoners will result in lowered grades and fines of the ineffective prison they were released from.
    • With Alpha 31, executing a Death Row prisoner before a certain clemency threshold has been crossed in the appeals process incurs a hefty fine and causes the state to take back any other prisoners on Death Row either in your prison or that have been slated for future reassignment. Do this three times, and you're fired.
  • Wall of Weapons: The gun racks, introduced in Alpha 17 with the armed guards.
  • You Have Researched Breathing: Hiring janitorial staff for both indoor and outdoor cleaning work requires the two be unlocked separately, and only then after unlocking the option to hire a foreman. Again, justified by the Tech Tree being part of an Obstructive Bureaucracy. Regulations demand separate certifications and foremen on staff as a prerequisite for hiring janitorial staff.
    • You also need to go through hiring a security chief and research just so you can start assigning guards specific stations or to patrol routes.