ABC sitcom from Emily Kapnek, formerly of As Told by Ginger (also created by Kapnek) and Parks and Recreation. The show revolves around sixteen-year-old Tessa Altman and her father, George, who have just moved from New York City to the affluent suburb of Chatswin.The series takes place not long after Tessa's father does a search and seizure of her bedroom. He searched her room, found an unopened box of condoms (they weren't even hers!), and promptly had a seizure. He decides to get them both away from New York City so he can give her a better life. And what better place to get away to than suburbia?Tessa takes this as well as you might expect.First aired on ABC September 28, 2011, and airs on E4 in the UK/Ireland. The show was cancelled in 2014.The title is rather obviously a portmanteau of suburb and purgatory.The series took some inspiration (mostly the title) from a memoir by Linda Keenan, Suburgatory: Twisted Tales from Darkest Suburbia.Now has an incomplete character sheet.
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- Absentee Actor: Quite common, with only Jeremy Sisto and Jane Levy being in all 57 episodes; Cheryl Hines has the next best attendance record, appearing in all but one episode (season three's "Catch And Release").
- Alpha Bitch: Dalia Royce.
- Sheila has Alpha Bitch tendencies towards other mothers.
- Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: "A siren could mean anything! Arson, murder..." "DOLLS!"
- Artistic License – Geography: The show's map suggests Chatswin is either in south-western Connecticut or the adjacent areas of Westchester County. Yet, culturally, it has far more in common with some parts of Long Island or New Jersey than it does with either Greenwich or Port Chester.
- Berserk Button: Learning that he's adopted causes Ryan to go insane and attack his family in their car, followed up by him questioning the reality of everything around him (such as a light pole and a parking meter)...by punching them
- Concerned about what anger management has done to him, George deliberately tries to trigger Noah's by taking him to a restaurant where the waiter is deliberately being terrible, which doesn't faze him. He finally breaks out of it when another kid calls his son a "fatass"
- Beta Couple: Lisa and Malik
- Bilingual Bonus: While studying for a Spanish test, Tessa asks her dad a question in Spanish. He responds... in French. Neither line is translated.
- Really bad French, too.
- Bittersweet Ending: The show's last episode from Season 3 ends with Tessa and Ryan finally get back together and make out on the street across their houses, despite Ryan still hasn't broken up with his new girlfriend, June, while George and Dallas finally reconciled and hooked up on Malik and Lisa's wedding night, but they don't get back together as a couple.
- Black Sheep: Poor, poor Lisa.
- Book Ends: Season 2's premiere and finale both end with an Altman singing a verse and chorus of the theme song.
- Brainless Beauty: Ryan Shay.
- Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs: Listing the types of sex... "...Pity Sex, Party Sex, Pity Party Sex..."
- Dallas discussing places George isn't allowed to go includes "pageants, fashion shows or fashion show pageants"
- Cloud Cuckoo Land: Chatswin.
- Cloudcuckoolander: one not from Chatswin is Tessa's mom Alex, which, unusually for this trope, is not always played for comedy (for one thing, it is used to emphasize how irresponsible she is)
- Cool Dog: Buckles Bitterman is clearly one of those in The Stinger of 3x01.
- Darker and Edgier: The latter half of the second season.
- Deadpan Snarker: Tessa. Lisa has her moments too, generally aimed either at Tessa or her mother.
- Dalia has her moment, when Tessa introduces her to undercover narc Josh:Dalia: "Is Tessa showing you around Losertown?"
Josh: "Well, if this is Losertown, wouldn't that make you a loser?"
Dalia: "Oh, wow. Logic."
- Dalia has her moment, when Tessa introduces her to undercover narc Josh:
- The Ditz: Both Dalia and Dallas Royce. Maybe it's genetic?
- Does This Remind You of Anything?: After giving up on seeking approval from her poetry teacher, Tessa ponders why she was so desperately seeking approval from a withholding older woman who obviously wanted nothing to do with her.
- Lisa finds a Bionicle action figure hidden in Victors bag when her parents think he's actually a sports fan. He claims that he was holding it for a friend.
- Dumb Blonde: A good chunk of the cast. Subverted with some characters like Lisa, Noah, and Jill who aren't dumb but sometimes show a lack of common sense.
- Embarrassing Middle Name: Dalia Oprah Royce. It's also telling about her mother...
- Erotic Eating: By Lisa and Malik in "Down Time".
- George thinks Dallas is flirting with him using this trope but it turns out that it's just how she eats bananas.
- Linda is definitely doing this with her cookies in a video she sends to Fred in The Ballad of Piggy Duckworth.
- Expy: You could think Dalia is Regina George mixed with Karen, while Dallas is a less embarrassing Mrs George, and Tessa is essentially Cady. However, Tessa is much more aggressive, self-confident and ambitious than Cady, and Dalia is very open-minded for some things and less manipulative. On the other hand, Tessa also has a striking resemblance to Ginger from As Told by Ginger, which was also created by Emily Kapnek.
- Girl Posse: The KKK (Kenzie, Kaitlin and Kimantha) for Dalia.
- Granola Girl: Eden. Scott Strauss is a male version.
- Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?: Mr Wolfe, before coming out as gay.
- Heroes Want Redheads: Despite her outsider "Cool Loser" status, several boys have shown attraction to Tessa, including desirably guys like Ryan Shay and Dalia's crush, Scott Strauss.
- George was similarly taken with Tessa's redheaded mother, Alex.
- Hidden Depths : Dallas prefers relative poverty to remaining with a man who cheats on her.
- Hollywood Nerd: Lisa and Malik.
- Insufferable Genius : Tessa, sometimes. She can't fail class, she's smart ! Got it ?
- Lethal Chef: Well, Lethal Smoker, technically, with the "friendship fish" Lisa smoked in her closet with her dad's home smoker. It gives Tessa food poisoning so bad she needs to go to the hospital, as apparently "you're only supposed to smoke fish for four hours, not four weeks."
- Letter Motif: The KKK; Kaitlin, Kenzie and Kimantha.
- Lovable Jock: Ryan
- Missing Mom: Tessa's mother left when she was very young. Lisa's mom Sheila is physically present (in fact, she's a bit of a My Beloved Smother to Tessa) but obviously doesn't give a crap about Lisa.
- Mistaken for Gay: Everyone assumes Tessa is a lesbian due to her tomboyish demeanor.
- Tessa and George make the same mistake with the two VERY campy but married guys at the barbecue.
- Then Tessa does it again with an undercover narcotics officer. Though this is subverted with Mr Wolfe
- Mommy Didn't Show: Subverted in Season 2's Thanksgiving episode. Alex doesn't show up to Tessa's grandma's apartment where she and Tessa are expecting her... because she showed up in Chatswin where she thought Tessa would be. It ends up working out in the end, though.
- My Friends... and Zoidberg: From the Thanksgiving episode:Dallas: "Friends, family... Steven"
- My Beloved Smother: Sheila attempts to be this for Tessa (and, when his back gives out, George). Ironically, she doesn't seem to give a crap about her own daughter.
- New-Age Retro Hippie: Tessa encounters a bunch of them and joins their band. Turns out they're a violent cult
- No Pronunciation Guide: Is Dalia's name pronounced Day-lia (in season one), or Dah-lia as in "Junior Secretary's Day" (in which, incidentally, Dalia doesn't appear) and other season two episodes?
- One Dialogue, Two Conversations: Tessa, with Josh, the undercover narc investigating steroid use in the school. Tessa infers that the secret he's keeping is that he's still in the closet, while Josh think she knows he's a narc.Josh: Oh my God, you do know. You can't out me. Nobody's ever figured it out before.
Tessa: Wouldn't it be better if everyone knew and it was out in the open?
Josh: Are you kidding? That would ruin me. So Ryan is not my guy, is there anybody else worth checking out?
Tessa: I do have the sneaky suspicion of Dave Donsky, school quarterback.
Josh: Got it, I'll sniff around, see what he's into.
- Only Sane Woman / Only Sane Man: Tessa. George also qualifies.
- Parental Neglect: Sheila with Lisa.
- Parental Substitute: Sheila attempts to be this to Tessa, much to George's annoyance. Dallas also tries, much to Tessa's annoyance.
- Carmen is one for both Dalia and Noah's son Opus.
- Playing Gertrude: Malin Åkerman (Alex) is 34 years old, only 11 years older than Jane Levy (Tessa).
- Popular Is Dumb: Dalia, Kaitlyn, Kenzie, Kimantha, Ryan; pretty much everyone popular in the whole thing.
- Product Placement: Tessa spends one episode practically in love with her tablet. Pretty blatant, especially with commercials for tablets during the episode.
- Psychologist Teacher: Subverted; the guidance counselor is as chirpy and clueless as everyone else in town.
- Red-Headed Hero: Tessa.
- Rich Bitch: Dalia.
- Running Gag: Tessa and her "lesbian boots" in the pilot episode.
- Dalia attempting to become more Jewish throughout the second season
- Ship Tease: Fred reads his wife's diary, where she wrote down an erotic dream of hers involving "George". turns out she was referring to George Stephanopoulos
- George and Dallas.
- Tessa and Ryan Shay get more and more like this.
- Shout-Out: While Dalia is showing Tessa around school they walk past the Glee club. One of the members is in a wheelchair.
- The Tessa / Dalia interaction rings very similar to Mean Girls.
- Tessa's narration in the third episode is also similar to Cady's narration, where the two of them compare the high school and suburbia to the Animal Kingdom.
- Mr Wolfe's reference to undercover narc Josh's presence being "just like 'The Wire'!" is a twofer SO: first, to 21 Jump Street; second, Maestro Harrell (who plays Malik) is a real-life Wire alumnus.
- Malik is a snitch. Chalk up one more Randy Wagstaff reference.
- In one episode, George compares his and Dallas's relationship with Scully and Mulder's. At the end of the episode, Dallas is watching The X-Files, wishing Mulder would kiss her Scully.
- In "Chinese Chicken," Tessa's speech to the football team's girlfriends includes the line "It is 9:30 on a Wednesday night, and there has got to be something good on (TV)!" No prizes for guessing what's on ABC in that slot...
- One episode (the episode where Tessa runs a closed-circuit TV program at the high school) has a shout out to "The Cancellation Bear" from TVByTheNumbers.com. The website naturally had a whole article dedicated to the shout-out.
- The Snark Knight: Tessa.
- Sound Effect Bleep: Subverted in the episode "Thanksgiving":Tessa and Dallas: That son of a...
(car horn as both pause)
- Spiritual Successor: To Eerie, Indiana. Minus all the nightmarish surrealism.
- Spoiled Sweet: Dallas.
- Ryan initially comes across as a Jerk Jock but is actually a very sweet person, mainly because he is just too stupid to be mean. He also genuinely cares about people, like Lisa and Tessa.
- Stepford Smiler: Parodied...
- Stepford Suburbia: ...to hell and back!
- Straw Feminist: Paula, aka "The Witch of East Chatswin," is not really an example, but is considered to be by the residents of Chatswin, who view her as a literal witch.
- Suspiciously Specific Denial:Dalia: "Laxatives are not illegal!"
- Take That:Dalia: Tessa, you're reminding me of Tyler Perry right now. You're joking, but you're not funny.
Tessa: I'm not joking! Although I don't disagree about Tyler Perry.
Lisa: That's not going to work. Tessa's going to attend a school that values a curious mind, creativity, hard work, intellect...whereas you are most likely to attend the University of Florida
- Another one is when Ryan proposes to Lisa that he defer college for a year so that he can go to whatever school Tessa ends up going to:
- Teens Are Short: For the most part. The major exception is Parker Young as Ryan Shay and even then he's under 6'.
- Theme Tune Cameo: Written by Tessa's mother.
- The Un Favourite: Lisa. In the third season her parents adopt a new child who has the same interests as Lisa and they still like him more than her.
- This Is for Emphasis, Bitch!: Dalia gets an epic one while negotiating with Tessa about whose family gets to go to a particular Chinese restaurant on a particular day:Dalia: “We can alternate Mondays. However, if you breach this agreement and trespass on a Monday designated to us, we are entitled to damages including but not limited to one Szechuan Sunday per month. Plus we reserve the right to invoke cloture terminating your Mondays as designated herewith....bitch."
- Token Minority: Malik, referred to as the "diversity student".
- Mr Wolfe.
- Token White: Dallas was this in her college sorority (which was otherwise all black.)
- Trademark Favorite Beverage: Sugar-free Red Bull.
- Upper-Class Twit: Dallas and most of Chatswin.
- Wham Line: "I'm in love with Carmen"
- Will They or Won't They?: George and Dallas, Tessa and Ryan. They Do, though as of the season 2 finale both couples are broken up. For now
- Your Mum: Dallas once responded to George saying "incorrect use of air quotes" with "Incorrect use of your mamma".