Recap: The Simpsons S 9 E 9 Realty Bites

Episode - 5F06
First Aired - 12/7/1997

Feeling bored with life (once again), Marge takes a job in real estate but is uncomfortable having to bend the truth to make sales, especially when she wants to sell a cursed house to the Flanders. Meanwhile, Homer buys Snake's car at a police auction and Snake breaks out of jail to get it back.

Tropes:

  • An Arm and a Leg: Kirk's arm is sliced off by Snake's wire while complaining that his sandwich wasn't sliced.
    • What Could Have Been: Originally, the gag was just supposed to be his sandwich gets sliced to how he wants it, but the writers decided to make it more shocking.
  • Bluff the Impostor:
    Moe Szyslak: Geez, this hot rod is souped up six ways from Sunday! Never had you figured for a gearhead, Homer.
    Moe Szyslak: What is that, a six barrel Holley carb?
    Homer Simpson: You betcha!
    Moe Szyslak: Edelbrock intakes?
    Homer Simpson: Nothing but.
    Moe Szyslak: Myohoff lifters?
    Homer Simpson: Oh, yeah.
    Moe Szyslak: I made that last one up.
    Homer Simpson: I see.
  • CallBack:
    • The people in the unemployment line besides Kirk and Marge are Larry Burns (Mr. Burns' son from "Burns Baby Burns"), Lurleen Lumpkin (from "Colonel Homer," who looks just as worn-out and drug-addled as she did in "Marge vs. The Monorail"), George H.W. Bush (from "Two Bad Men"note ), and the redheaded hippie writer (modeled after Simpsons writer George Meyer) from "The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show" who was fired for objecting to adding Poochie the dog in a vain attempt at revitalizing The Itchy and Scratchy Show.
  • Drives Like Crazy:
    Marge Simpson: I'm not getting back in this car until you drive like a sane person!
    Homer Simpson: [speeds off] Okaybyeloveya!
  • George Jetson Job Security:
    Lionel Hutz: Cubicles are for closers, Marge. Anyone who doesn't sell a house their first week gets fired. I probably should've mentioned that earlier.
  • Honor Before Reason: Marge giving back the check because she sold the Flanders the Murder House.
  • Major Injury Underreaction: Kirk getting his arm sliced off. All he utters is a sad, "Ow!" Also, there's no blood or gore.
  • Noodle Incident: The brief shot of Kirk in the unemployment line with his arm in a sling will come off as this if you watch the Edited for Syndication version where Kirk getting his arm cut off after Homer dodges the piano wire is cut.
  • Shout-Out: Gil makes his first appearance in this episode, and is patterned after Jack Lemmon's character in Glengarry Glen Ross. The "cubicles are for closers" line is also a parody of the line, "Coffee is for closers".
  • Sex Sells: Marge's real estate billboard. Parodied with The Lumber King billboard, where Homer is mesmerized by the fat, moving butt of the company mascot.
    Homer: Homer: Gee, that picture makes your butt look big!
    Marge: I thought so, too! But they said it sells.
  • That Poor Car: Snake is upset when he hears Homer shifting gears poorly and using regular gasoline instead of premium.
  • Vocal Dissonance: Mixed with Call Back: When Flanders is excited about the house he's touring, he screams like a woman.
    Ned: Purple drapes! All my life, I've wanted purple drapes! (high-pitched scream)