"It's a new Season, but also a New Year and what better way to celebrate than with the Year of the Rabbit? We're thrusting a bunch of beautiful bunnies and hair-raising hares into the dark woods, where canine carnivores dare to bring them carnage! Who will make it to see another year?!"
The 25th episode, written in February of 2023. The teams are...
-Team 1 (Baskerra Hellmane): Stampy, the Energizer Bunny, Giant Lepus, and the Were-Rabbit.
-Team 2 (Nighthawk87): Panne, Charlotte Roarx, Sorrel, and Amber.
-Team 3 (A Fan): Lop, Ash the Cinderace, Not-Beast Boy, and the Ice Cream Bunny.
-Team 4 (Tobi): Great Rabbit, Ace Bunny, Reisen Udongein Inaba, and Carrot.
-Team 5 (Penny Chambers): Peter Cottonhell (Beaster Day: Here Comes Peter Cottonhell), Kottentail (Kottentail (2007 movie)), White Rabbit, and Ui Inaba.
-Team 6 (Eronas the Milk Bat): Lola Bunny, Vanilla the Rabbit, Rabbit of Caerbannog, and Sasha.
-Team 7 (Blackenedthorn): Terriormon, Lopmon, Basil Stag Hare, and Miyamoto Usagi.
-Team 8 (Buddhe): PB (Theycallhimcake OC), Rosalina (Ponehanon OC), LeRose, and Tea (Teabunni OC).
-Team 9 (Eboness the Eternal): Taffy, Monster Carrot, Amaz-O, and Lunatyx.
-Team 10 (Darby): Bugs Bunny, Lexi Bunny, Kyuu, and Ike Barrett (eikasianspire OC).
-Team 11 (pleb_trash): Luv the Lopunny, Naoki (Snao OC), Elder Bairn, and Fran.
-Team 12 (Awakened Flame): Rumi Usagiyamanote , Big Chungus (Looney Tunes meme), Haru, and Bun-Raven.
- Abhorrent Admirer: After a one-night stand with Lola caused by aphrodisiac, Ash steals her clothes and keeps trying to win her affections, which irritates Lola since she already has a girlfriend.
- Accidental Murder: After a vampire dog Lola broke the neck of spasms and tries to continue attacking her, Ike throws it into Taffy’s light shield, eradicating it. It’s evident he didn’t mean to do that when he panics and swears he didn’t do it.
- Accidental Suicide: In Ash's eagerness to prove herself to Lola, she leaps as high into the air as she can, and ends up smashing into the forcefield, disintegrating most of her body.
- A-Cup Angst: When Charlotte, Lola, and Rosalina get into a tug-of-war for a bag of apples, Rosalina insults her by calling her a bun with a pitiful chest, which gets her so mad she pulls too hard and causes the bag to burst.
- Adaptational Gender Identity: Bugs Bunny, canonically a cisgender man, is now a trans woman.
- Ambiguously Related: Although Terriormon and Lopmon are called sisters, when Terriormon tries to snog Lopmon, Lopmon admits she can’t tell if they’re related by blood.
- An Arm and a Leg: Lop saves Ash from getting shredded by Kottentail by cutting one of his arms off, forcing him to flee.
- After throwing Rumi into the air, Lunatyx fires his most powerful fireball at her, which hits one of her arms, obliterating it.
- And Then John Was a Zombie: Sorrel ends up turning into a monstrous rabbit after being scrapped by the teeth of a Hellhound's corpse and has to be put down. The same thing happens to Taffy in the Replenishment.
- Animorphism: When a Basky Bug bites White Rabbit, it transforms her into an anthro rabbit.
- Apologetic Attacker: After watching his friend Carrot get turned into a meat shield by Lunatyx, Ike gets angry and rushes towards him and Dark Galberos, where he ends up punching through Dark Galberos' center mouth and out the back. Ike then apologizes for what he just did.
- Ike: Sorry! I overreacted! But you and the other guy were being very mean!
- He repeatedly apologizes to Lunatyx again in their fight on the moon whenever he injures the kaiju. And when Ike finally focuses on stopping Lunatyx, he tells the Choju "I'm sorry" before he delivers a No Holds Barred Beat Down on him before ultimately killing him.
- Ascended Extra: The Giant Lepus and the Ice Cream Bunny, previously only creatures inside the Arenas, are now contestants in this episode.
- Aside Glance: As PB is looking at Lunatyx, who is still looking for lava to consume, behind a tree, he turns to the audience and tells them "That is one weird bunny, I’ll tell ya what."
- Atop a Mountain of Corpses: At the end of the Bloodbath, the Rabbit of Caerbannog is left standing on top of a mound of corpses he made.
- Attack the Tail: After Ike smacks the Cerberus attacking Charlotte with a log, Kyuu grabs its tail and delivers a series of blows that tears the tail off the body.
- Batman Can Breathe in Space: The climax of the episode has Ike and Lunatyx fighting on the moon. Both of them are able to breathe just fine.
- Big Damn Heroes: Just as the monstrous Sorrel is going to take off Panne's head, Panne is saved by Miyamoto showing up and decapitating Sorrel.
- Ike, Kyuu, and Taffy show up to save Charlotte who is being attacked by Peter Cottonhell and a Cerberus, allowing her to escape.
- When Dark Galberos bites down onto Elder Bairn's shoulder and Naoki's attempt to save her completely backfires, Rumi ends up saving her before it could make a killing blow by grabbing its tail and throwing it into a wall.
- Big "NO!": Not-Beast Boy's reaction to finding out how expensive a can of Canned Coochie is and as Rosalina is dragging him away for her to sleep with.
- Lopmon's last words before her hypnotized sister Terriormon throws her into the Great Rabbit swarm.
- Big "SHUT UP!": When Zoltan is berating Ike for inadvertently destroying the corpses he was going to eat, Ike tries to tell him he doesn't feel too bad about ruining his dinner since innocent people were killed, only for Zoltan to interrupt him by yelling "SILENCE!".
- Big "YES!": PB has one in celebration when Rosalina dies.
- Brainwashed and Crazy: In the Dark Galberos fight, it hypnotizes Rumi, the Great Rabbit swarm, and Terriormon into trying to kill the remaining contestants.
- Boom, Headshot!: Monster Carrot is killed by a bullet from a hunter going through his skull.
- Breaking the Fourth Wall: When Bugs finds Rosalina getting pinned down by Big Chungs standing on and then collapsing on her, she comments "I tell ya'. It's things like this that make me glad my appearances are pretty rare in this fic."
- After Lopmon says she doesn't know if she and Terriormon are blood-related, the narration admits that it didn't expand on their characters that much and to blame the author for not being into Digimon.
- Brother–Sister Incest: Terriormon, affected by the Aphrodisiac, tries to snog her sister Lopmon, with Lopmon saying they can't do this since they're related, with Terriormon arguing it's okay since they're not related by blood.
- The Bus Came Back: Previous contestants Lop, Lola Bunny, Vanilla the Rabbit, Taffy, Fran, Rumi, Big Chungus, and Raven, now turned into a bunny, return, as well as the Giant Lepus and the Ice Cream Bunny, who were previously only creatures inside the Arenas, Sasha from one side-story and Haru, who showed up in one episode as a non-contestant and another side-story.
- Call-Back: As Haru is helping Rumi fight the Hellhounds in the Bloodbath, she mentions that her boyfriend went through one of her match-ups.
- The Cameo: While he isn't named, Death shows up at the very end of the episode to kill Zoltan, congratulate Ike for winning the Arena, give him his wish (which he doesn't use), and send him back home.
- Caught with Your Pants Down: As Lop is masturbating to Ash and Lola having sex, Lopmon asks her if she can mastubate here too, not wanting her sister to see her doing it, and Lop wordlessly accepts.
- Car Fu: To get Kottentail to stop with his obnoxious attempts of singing, she brains him with what remains of the Ice Cream Bunny's fire truck several times, nearly killing him.
- Cassandra Truth: In Team 6's Team Introduction, Lola and Vanilla try to warn Sasha of how dangerous the Rabbit of Caerbannog is and tells him to back away from it, which he ignores since he doesn't find it to be a threat. The Rabbit of Caerbannog quickly teaches him that he should have taken their warnings more seriously.
- Chick Magnet: Ike quickly gets a harem when Carrot, Taffy, Kyuu, and Inaba sleep with him after discovering he has a dick that's 8 feet long. Him being a total sweetheart also helps.
- Climactic Volcano Backdrop: Part of the fight between Ike and Lunatyx takes place inside the moon, which has a volcanic interior.
- Clothing Damage: As Lunatyx is trying to burn Ike's crotch, Ike's compression shorts get fully burned off, which causes his massive dick to be set free and smack into Lunatyx's face.
- Continuity Nod: When Bun-Raven notices Zoltan fleeing while she's meditating, she tells herself to keep concentrating and she won't get a repeat of the fourth Arena.
- Convection, Schmonvection: When Ike punches Lunatyx into the moon they're fighting on, they land in the volcanic interior of the moon. While this wouldn't apply to Lunatyx, since he consumes lava, Ike should have suffocated from being so close to the lava.
- Cue the Sun: The impact caused by Ike and Lunatyx upon landing back to the planet causes the clouds across the dark woods to part, allowing sunlight to come into the forest.
- Deadly Dodging: When Lunatyx notices Ike rushing towards him and Dark Galberos with his fist extending out as he's fighting Dark Galberos, he leaps into the air, allowing Dark Galberos to take the punch, which ends up going through his mouth and out his back.
- Death by Disfigurement: During the fight with Dark Galberos and its clones, Lop gets a leg slashed off by one of them and is almost immediately stomped on.
- Defeat Equals Explosion: Lunatyx is the one to kill the Ice Cream Bunny by looking at him with explosive intent, which causes explosions to engulf the Ice Cream Bunny.
- Defensive "What?": When Haru and Rumi come across the Rabbit of Caerbannog chewing on Ace Bunny's remains, Rumi decides that she's going to end its rampage now...only for Haru to then kill it by throwing a holy grenade at it.
- Haru: What? I wasn't going to wait until you lost a limb to that thing!
- Devoured by the Horde: The Great Rabbit swarm are able to successfully devour and tear apart the Wererabbit, the Rotweiler, and while hypnotized by Dark Galberos, Tea, Lopmon, and Terriormon. The swarm also tries to do this to Dark Galberos but they end up getting absorbed by it.
- Dope Slap: As PB's team prepares to move their camp after witnessing the Cyber Rottweiler kill Miyamoto, Rosalina angrily demands to know who took her snacks. Tea then comments that the hamburgers she found and hoarded don't count as snacks, leading to Rosalina dope-slapping her in response.
- Doppelgänger Attack: A tactic Dark Galberos uses in his fight with the remaining contestants is duplicating himself four times and then all attack at once. Another tactic it uses is creating clones of the other contestants to fight and distract them with.
- Dropped a Bridge on Him: During the Bloodbath, Ace Bunny ends up as the only casualty when he T-Poses into the force-field.
- Bun-Raven ends up dying from a very sudden heart attack at the beginning of the last chapter.
- Dreadful Musician: When Kottentail attempts to intimidate Lola by singing a song to her FNF style, it's just him making squeals and shrieks into a mic, with several contestants unfortunate enough to listen to it trying to drown out their ears with anything they can find.
- Extreme Libido: Rosalina has an unquenchable sexual appetite that makes her unpleasant to be around. She also forces herself onto any person with a dick she can find to satiate her needs.
- Face Palm: Rumi's reaction to finding Big Chungus on her team in their introduction.
- Forced Transformation: When Sorrel gets scrapped by the teeth of a Hellhound's corpse, she ends up turning into a werewolf-esque monster. The same thing happens when Taffy gets bitten by the Cyber Rottweiler.
- Gag Penis: Ike's penis is 8 feet long and literally gets used to slap Lunatyx with at one point.
- Game-Breaking Bug: Upon being transported to the Replenishment, Roslaina glitches out and turns into nothing but glitches to the ground.
- Get It Over With: After Elder Bairn eats Arby's, which causes her to bloat, then roll over and pin Charlotte and Lola down. And then the Giant Lepus tries to attack Lola...after his claws nicked Elder Bairn's body. Lola has this to say before she pops and they're all taken out:
- Lola Bunny: Fiddlesticks. Get it over with.
- Groin Attack: When Kottentail leaps towards Dark Galberos to fight it, it kicks him right in the nuts, leaving him vulnerable to being destroyed by a fireball shot by Lunatyx.
- While fighting Ike on the moon, Lunatyx knees Ike in the groin, and then uses his flamethrower to try and burn his crotch after Ike ripped out his tongue.
- Half the Man He Used to Be: After the Cerberus comes to where Charlotte is holding Amber and Haru's bodies, the middle head tears Amber's upper half off her body.
- Hair-Raising Hare: A few of them show up in this story, with the most notable ones in this episode being the Ice Cream Bunny, who in this series has scared everyone who has taken a look at him, and the one who kills him and becomes the last contestant Ike has to fight, Lunatyx.
- Head Crushing: Just before Lunatyx fights Ike, he kills the only other contestant remaining, Not-Beast Boy, by crushing his head like a grape with his foot.
- Heroic R Ro D: After crashing back down to the planet, Ike gets up and tells the girls he became friends with that he did it…before collapsing back down, having used up all his energy fighting Lunatyx. This would have left Ike easy pickings for Zoltan, had he not decided to let the next creature that comes through the portal finish him off, which ends up backfiring on him.
- Hoist by His Own Petard: Naoki is killed by her own force-field bomb when a Dark Galberos clone slaps one back to her with its tail, with the field generated taking her head off.
- Holy Burns Evil: Taffy kills the Cerberus that attacked Charlotte by using a holy magic spell on it, causing it to melt on the inside and reducing it to slurry. And when she uses that magic to make a light shield to protect her group from Zoltan's vampire dogs, one of them gets eradicated when it gets thrown to the shield.
- Human Shield: When Lunatyx charges at Dark Galberos, he grabs the wounded Carrot to use at a meat shield to protect him from Dark Galberos' Flame Bullets, throwing her body away when he gets close enough to attack.
- I Have a Family: Vanilla tells this to the Rabbit of Caerbannog in their Team Introduction trying to convince it not to hurt her and Lola, only to realize that it won't work on it. However, it decides to attack Sasha when he gets close to it.
- "I Know You're in There Somewhere" Fight: When Panne is attacked by the now monstrous Sorrel, she tries to tell her not to let whatever has a hold of her to win. It doesn't work and Sorrel is put down by Miyamoto.
- I Need a Freaking Drink: Despite LeRose trying sobriety recently, the desire for booze grows when the bad thoughts in her head get intrusive and to deal with Kottentail's atrocious singing. When she finds a bottle of booze in the middle of the woods, she decides she's going to down it, only for the Rottweiler to bite into her skull.
- Instant Turn-Off: Lop and White Rabbit's masturbation sessions get ruined by Kottentail's horrid attempts at singing.
- Interrupted Intimacy: Lola and Bugs' reunion sex gets interrupted by Ash throwing a fireball at Bugs, Ash being mad that Lola is sleeping with a rabbit she considers plain.
- Killed Mid-Sentence: As Miyamoto is fighting the Rottweiler, now revealed to be a robot, it bites his sword into two, with Miyamoto reacting in disbelief before it tears him apart.
- Miyamoto: What?! Impossible! That's never-
- After missiles down onto the Replenishment area, Ike turns to the one who fired the missiles, Lunatyx, who is stepping on Not-Beast Boy's head, who is begging to have a bigger role, before Luntyx crushes his head like a grape.Not-Beast Boy: No! I need a bigger role! I'm not a joke! My show's not deaaaAAAAA- (CRUNCH!)
- Killed Offscreen: Chapter 4 begins with Big Chungus corpse being thrown to where Elder Barin is by a Glasgow Werewolf, having chewed through Big Chungus' body in the middle of the night.
- As Charlotte is getting attacked by Peter Cottonhell, she asks Amber for some assistance, only for a Cerberus to appear, holding the bodies of her and Haru in its heads.
- When Rumi confronts Lunatyx on the third night, he sweeps away Basil's burnt jacket and Vanilla's destroyed remains.
- Kill It with Fire: Lunatyx ends the first day by murdering Lexi Bunny with his fire breath.
- Peter Cottonhell is killed when Dark Galberos' Flame Bullets crash into him, which burn him alive.
- Ike finally kills Lunatyx by grabbing him, and propelling them back to the planet, with the planet's atmosphere and the explosive impact burning Lunatyx to a crisp.
- Kill Steal: An issue that Haru has with her team up with Rumi is that she keeps stealing her kills while telling Haru to knock some heads around if she wants to help.
- Leaning on the Fourth Wall: Chapter 4 ends with Not-Beast Boy getting chased by the Great Rabbit swarm, and him wondering what his purpose is here, wailing "I can't just be the throwaway comic relief character!". Then adding "Unless they pay me a bunch. Maybe in…WAFFLES?!"
- Macross Missile Massacre: Lunatyx rains eye-missiles down late into the Replenishment, which takes out all the remaining hunters and hounds, Taffy, and Ui Inaba. He also tries to use one to kill Ike in their fight on the moon.
- Marshmallow Hell: On the first day, the Elder Bairn, affected by aphrodisiac, wraps her limbs around Charlotte, which buries the upper part of Charlotte's torso into Barin's boobs.
- Tea pins down White Rabbit down with her boobs when she tried to sneak attack her.
- Meaningful Name: Ash has a Double Meaning, as not only does it describe the residue left after something has burned, but also shares the same name as Ash Ketchum, whose final adventure was going to come out in a couple months at the time this story came out.
- Metronomic Man Mashing: After Ike delivers a series of rapid-fire punches to Lunatyx, Ike kicks the Choju through the moon, before grabbing his tail and slamming him back and forth on the moon's surface, which gets compared to The Hulk
- My Grandma Can Do Better Than You: After killing a hunter by kicking him hard enough to break his neck, White Rabbit taunts the corpse with "My dad had better aim! And he was the town drunk!".
- Nice Job Fixing It, Villain: As Lunatyx is trying to burn away Ike's crotch, the combination of the smoke, heat, and pain gives Ike the clarity he needed to focus on the fight and actually get serious.
- No Body Left Behind: After Zoltan kills Bugs, an eraser comes in to erase her remains away.
- Rosalina ends up turning nothing to glitches when she's transported to the Replenishment.
- According to Zoltan, all the corpses left behind during the Arena were destroyed by Ike's crash-landing onto the planet.
- Off with His Head!: Miyamoto kills the now monstrous Sorrel by decapitating her with his sword.
- On the first night, Cerberus monster kills Reisen by biting her head off and Zoltan rips off Luv's head.
- The Cyber Rottweiler finishes Miyamoto off by ripping his head off with its jaws.
- Lop kills one Dark Galberos clone by cutting its heads off.
- When Naoki tries to save Elder Bairn from being attacked by a Dark Galberos clone by throwing a force-field bomb at it, it slaps the bomb with its tail back to her, with the field generated decapitating her.
- When Lunatyx uses Carrot as a meat shield to block Dark Galberos' Flame Bullets, the first piece of her body taken off is her head.
- And Zoltan kills Bugs by slicing her head off.
- Non-Protagonist Resolver: As Ike has spent all his energy fighting Lunatyx, the one who ends up killing Zoltan is Death, the one who walked through the portal that Zoltan used to try and summon a monster to kill Ike instead.
- Oh, Crap!: When Zoltan opens the mini-portal to summon a canine monster, he behind dramatically asking which monstrosity will serve him. Then he hears a certain whistling by the one he summoned, Death, which causes Zoltan to react in fear, even yelling at him to stay back.
- Only Sane Man: Lop is the only member of her team who's trying to figure out how to escape rather than either trying to get laid or in the Ice Cream Bunny's case, spreading fear to everyone that sees him.
- On Second Thought: During the fight with Dark Galberos and its clones, Ui Inaba decides that she's not going to run and fight, with one clone having its back turned to her. But when its heads all swivel to face her, she decides to keep running.
- Pervert Revenge Mode: As Amaz-O is spying on LeRose's team as they're relaxing in a hot spring, Ash notices him and kicks him skyward.
- Robotic Reveal: The Rottweiler gradually gets parts of its skin cut off until it turns out to be a robotic canine.
- Screams Like a Little Girl: What Stampy does when the Giant Lepus lunges at him trying to tear his throat out at the end of their Team Introduction.
- Screw This, I'm Outta Here: When Amaz-O watches Zoltan kill Luv, he attempts to use a spell to poof himself out, only for Zoltan to catch him and rip him into pieces.
- Self-Disposing Villain: Zoltan, pissed that Ike destroyed his meals, tries to summon another canine monster to kill Ike. But to his horror, he ended up summoning Death instead, who makes short work of him.
- Shout-Out: PB celebrates Rosalina's death by shouting "Ding Dong, the bitch is dead!".
- Stunned Silence: All Lop and Not-Beast Boy can do in their Team Introduction is stare in horror as they look into the eyes of one of their other team members, the Ice Cream Bunny.
- Squashed Flat: Lop and Rumi are killed during the Dark Galberos fight by getting stomped on.
- Take That!: Ace and Lexi get mocked during their run, from Bugs mocking the Totally Radical attitude of their show, to Ace Bunny being called a mistake when he's introduced, and neither member lasts very long into the episode.
- As the Ice Cream Bunny is driving away from the Bloodbath, he takes the effort to run over a tv which was playing this
Credit Karma ad, which is called god-awful.
- As the Ice Cream Bunny is driving away from the Bloodbath, he takes the effort to run over a tv which was playing this
- Taking You with Me: When Kyuu accidentally ingests curry hot enough to make her explode, she flings herself into a horde of Hellhounds before she goes off, taking out a fair amount of them.
- Team Killer: Terriormon, hypnotized by a Dark Galberos clone, throws her sister/teammate Lopmon into the Great Rabbit swarm, where she is ripped apart.
- When Lunatyx rains missiles down in the Replenishment, one of the contestants that are destroyed by them is the transformed Taffy.
- Teeth Flying: When Kyuu delivers an uppercut to a Dark Galberos clone, it knocks out several of its teeth.
- Lunatyx has several of his teeth flying out when he literally gets slapped by Ike's dick.
- Teleporter Accident: As all the remaining contestants are transported to the Replenishment, Rosalina's transportation ends up causing her to be completely reduced to glitches.
- They Killed Kenny Again: Every returnee ends up getting killed once more in this episode.
- Throwing Your Gun at the Enemy: When Ui Inaba runs into the Giant Lepus, it hisses at her, which causes Inaba to pull out a gun that Charlotte dropped. She threatens that she won't hesitate to use it, and then throws it at the Giant Lepus' nose, making it wince and giving Inaba enough time to escape.
- Token Evil Teammate: The Giant Lepus for Team 1, the Great Rabbit for Team 4, and the Rabbit of Caerbannog for Team 6.
- Token Good Teammate: Ui Inaba for Team 5 and Taffy for Team 9.
- Tongue Trauma: To prevent Lunatyx from lapping up more lava into him, Ike grabs his tongue and accidentally tears it off when Lunatyx knees him in the groin.
- Twitchy Eye: Miyamoto's eye begins to twitch by the end of his Team Introduction when all the other members of his team keep talking, but he hears no answers on what is going on.
- Unwitting Instigator of Doom: As the Giant Lepus is bounding by itself, it unintentionally hits a switch that was covered by dead leaves. The switch ends up lighting a fuse that travels through the woods which eventually reaches its destination of several hidden dynamite sticks...where Stampy, Sasha, and Fran are nearby. They go off and kill all three of them.
- Verbal Backspace: When Ace Bunny is being introduced alongside the Great Rabbit in the same paragraph:
- Behold, the Great Rabbit. Perhaps the worst of the Great Mabeasts, this seemingly harmless horned rabbit was a truly ravenous thing, constantly in a group of itself and seeking out future meals. In this case, the empowered Looney Tune mistake-I mean, ancestor, Ace Bunny.
- We ARE Struggling Together: Teams 1, 4, 5, and 6 feature at least one member of the team attempting to kill the other members of their teams in their introductions.
- Wingding Eyes: Basil gets swirls in his eyes when his attempt at fighting the Giant Lepus results in him getting kicked through a tree.
- "You!" Exclamation: Lexi's first line in the episode is "Oh, YOU!" when she finds Bugs on her team, still mad about her show getting canceled.
- You Have GOT to Be Kidding Me!: Rosalina's first line in the episode is "Are you fucking kidding me?!" when she takes a look at PB's and Tea's bulges and is unimpressed with both of them.
- Your Soul Is Mine!: After Death kills Zoltan, he sniffs up his soul.
Your Winner: Ike Barrett (eikasianspire OC) (Darby's pick)
