Quotes: Draco in Leather Pants

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    Live-action TV 

Is he good?
Is he bad?
Psychopath or sexy cad?

Ann: Describe your ideal man.
Leslie: He's dark and mysterious, and he can sing. And he plays the organ.
Ann: I think you just described the Phantom of the Opera.
Leslie: (pleased) Mmmm...
— Dating advice from Parks and Recreation.

I have fans?


Feminist women love Eminem
(Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady)
"I'm sick of him, look it him, walkin around, grabbin his you know what, flippin' to you know who"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady"

You are wanted, and you're haunted.
You're the Bad Guy, but I feel for you.
You're the danger, a fallen angel.
But I like you, you're the strongest of the all.
The Immortals, "Kano (Use Your Might)"

    Web Animation 

Weiss: "Misguided"?? They want to wipe humanity off the face of the planet!
Blake: So then they're very misguided.


It's weird, no matter how many people Thog kills, the audience still thinks he's lovable.
— Tarquin from The Order of the Stick, in what is also a case of Oblivious to His Own Description and Take That, Audience!.

Fooker: What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're the same chick who crunched my boys? Sam treats you like dirt. He ignores you. He walks all over you. And when half the campus says he cheated on you, you defend him!
Ki: You don't know him like I do! I see past the lies and see him as he really is!
Fooker: Sorry, Ki, if anyone's blind here, it's not me...

    Web original 

Pretty decent guy if you got to know him, dude would give you the shirt off his back (well as long as you weren't Jewish). Adolf loved his dogs and wife, often times he around the holidays the family could be seen caroling and preforming other festive activities around Auschwitz day camp for the Jewish, unfortunately his plans for renovations to turn the camp to a water park were canceled due to his death too bad there would have been some sweet rides there

He was the first prominent American celebrity invited inside the nation-sized prison that is North Korea, and he did literally the least interesting thing possible with it. Sure, Kim Jong-un is a brutal dictator who starves and kills his own people. But he was pretty chill when we hung out! Dennis Rodman is a Q-list celebrity willing to commit borderline treason just to hang out with a dictator who himself aspires to be a Q-list celebrity. It's all hilarious, until you remember there are millions of people who can't leave this Kingdom of the Absurd without taking a bullet to the head.
Drew Magary, "The 25 Least Influential People of 2013"

It's cool, being a murderer won't make the ladies stop loving me.
Mercury, RWBY Recaps

Almost any Bill Murray role fits on this list, but Ghostbusters is one of the most lovable movies ever made, and 90 percent of that is Bill Murray's fault. If you actually look at the character of Pete Venkman, he's a borderline sex offender who uses electrical torture as a punchline. He tells presumably-dicked representatives of the Environmental Protection Agency that they have no dicks. He mocks the spirits of the dead in a world where he knows they can hear him. If Bill Murray wasn't a comic genius we'd probably be asking why someone made a movie out of some script they found on death row.

10 years of police and undercover work, millions of dollars spent, 2 years in trial, and we are left with the biggest debacle of the court since the OJ Simpson trial. Another flaw I would say is present in the movie is (Sidney) Lumet has obviously fallen for the charm of the Luchese crime family much like the jury of the trial has. Lumet films them as the good guys fighting against a corrupt and EEEEEEEVVVVVIIIIILLLL District Attorney and shows their fight as something triumphant. Even he seems to forget the fact that these guys are murderers, drug dealers, rapists, thieves, and just about every other vile crime in the books. No matter how much Lumet wanted to present these guys as charming and lovable, I felt sick to my stomach that these guys fooled so many people and that none of them were really punished. Speaking from someone who grew up loving the law and fascinated by the law, this was a despicable display in the courtroom.

David: Wolverine comes across the scar from where he stabbed her in the previous movie, and she point-blank tells him sheís into guys who hurt her.
Chris: And yet, the Harley Quinn fan community didnít immediately jump on making Steampunk Mystique costumes for Comic-Con í04.
—Chris Sims and Matt Wilson on X-2: X-Men United

The guy who hates me for lulz. Guy who nearly ruined my life. But somehow, even I had started to buy into his PR. Thatís just how good the spin was. Even I mistook the sociopath for a misunderstood outcast...the side-effect of so many good people supporting his case was that more and more people in tech came to also like him. And they all seemed to think that it was All Good as long as they punctuated each article with the obligatory 'sure, heís an ass' or 'and yes, heís a troll' or 'heís known for offending people' (which are, for most men, compliments). In other words, they took the Worst Possible Person, as one headline read, and still managed to reposition him as merely a prankster, a trickster, a rascal. And who doesnít like a 'lovable scoundrel'?
Kathy Sierra on hacktivist/neo-Nazi Andrew "weev" Auernheimer

Those people knew about the allegations and they still went, so the fact that I ate oatmeal with blueberries instead of a buttery PopTart for breakfast is a more shocking development than those people clapping at Bill Cosbyís rape joke. Bill Cosby thinks he lives on a 50,000 foot high mountain of Pudding Pops and is untouchable...A heckler was kicked out for screaming, ďYouíre a rapist,Ē at him.
Michael K., "Bill Cosby Made A Rape Joke During His Show And The Audience Loved It"

At the same time, she needs to be kept in line with her canon appearance. That means no sob stories about her abusive parents, dead parents, evil step moms, or sudden changes of heart. Lightning Dust is an unapologetic, justifiably arrogant jerk, and that's how you need to write her.
— A Rainbow Dash/Lightning Dust ship manifesto

    Web Video 

The guy at #10 was considered hotter than all of these — with no leading from me.

Only you.

The viewer.

I'm a little worried about you guys.
The Nostalgia Chick on Judge Frollo, "Top 10 Hottest Animated Guys"

    Real Life 

This is not just the case of a terrible crime. It is not the crime alone that has raised the fury of public hatred. It is the case of a daring challenge to society. It is the fact that a crime has been committed by one man, alone; that this man knew it was against all laws of humanity and intended that way; that he does not want to recognize it as a crime and that he feels superior to all. It is the amazing picture of a man with no regard whatever for all that society holds sacred, and with a consciousness all his own. A man who really stands alone, in action and in soul.... Other people do not exist for him, and he does not see why they should.
Ayn Rand on convicted killer William Edward Hickman

People aren't very bright, you know. They say they want freedom, but when they get the chance, they pass up Nietzsche and choose Hitler, because he would march into a room and music and lights would come on at strategic moments. It was rather like a rock 'n' roll concert.
David Bowie as The Thin White Duke.

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Henry Kissinger, 56th United States Secretary of State.

The audience was mesmerized by Brando and so found Blanche—his foil—somewhat ridiculous. At the time even Tennessee agreed that Brando's appearance in the theater was unique and there was no way that Jessica Tandy could compete with him. She seemed all tics and mannerisms while he was the male principle writ large. Tennessee, who loved glory almost as much as his inventions, made no fuss then or later.
Gore Vidal on A Streetcar Named Desire, Point to Point Navigation

I'm trying to clearly distinguish between Tom Felton, who is a good looking young boy, and Draco, who, whatever he looks like, is not a nice man. Itís a romantic, but unhealthy, and unfortunately all too common delusion of girls...it actually worried me a little bit, to see young girls swearing undying devotion to this really imperfect character...I mean, I understand the psychology of it, but it is pretty unhealthy.

Of course I like Jane. I like Tony Soprano and Hannibal Lecter, too. But liking someone doesn't change what they are. The key to dispelling the glamor of evil is to not confuse charisma with virtue.
Matt Ruff, discussing his Villain Protagonist