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"HAHAHA! Oh my... this is stupendous! Wow! What a great show! Unbelievable! Look at that! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"But then, bam! Outta nowhere appears Boss Ladd, and you know what he says? I'll tell you what he says. He says, "It's pretty sad, a night with no stars. Kill me."
Then the thugs turn and look at each other like they don't know what's going on and before you know it bam, again! There's a crack and a tinkle, and the boss's fist dismantles the goons' teeth. And then y'know what he says next?
"...They say it's self-defense if someone kills you while you're trying to kill them."
And then y'know what he says?
"In other words, when I tell you to kill me, then sure, you've got the right to kill me. But at the same time, it means I've got the right to kill you, too. Makes sense, doesn't it?"
Does it ever! Philosophy 101, taught by none other than Professor Russo himself! Ain't he the best happiest awesomest most dangerous idiotic dumbass ever?"
Graham Spectre squees about his logic professor, Baccano!

"Sounds like death... danger! It sounds bad! Danger, danger! What's happening in the dining car? Is there blood? Who's killing who? Where did they get shot? I have to see! Things are really starting to get exciiiiting... Yes! Yesyesyesyes! YES YES YES YES YES!!"

"SHOW ME YOUR BLOOD!! [...] HAHAHA, YES!! Blood is EXACTLY what I wanted from you!!"
Muscular, My Hero Academia

"I will indulge in my hobby. I will bathe in blood and death. No life could be more fulfilling!"
Skuld Silent-Third as she strangles Qwenthur, Heavy Object

"Kill the Humans, slice their meat, cut their bones, and use their blood and guts to hold the most extravagant party. Come now! And we will engrave into their corpses, our everlasting fantasy world!"
Gyokuro Shuzen, Rosario + Vampire

    Comic Books 
"RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS! YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR!"
Doomguy, Doom

"You know you are involved with a sick man who will see you die? He will stand over your body with your blood on his hands and I promise you he will laugh... Not because your life means nothing to him, but because death, for him, is the punch line."
Harvey Dent describing the Joker, Joker

"Come forward! Come forward, men of England! Tell the gods that Nemo sent you!"
Nemo, while firing an automatic harpoon gun into a crowd, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, v. 1 no. 6

"He suits the climate here: the madness, the pointless butchery... As I come to understand Vietnam and what it implies about the human condition, I also realize that few humans will permit themselves such an understanding. Blake's different. He understands perfectly... and he doesn't care."
Dr. Manhattan, Watchmen

    Fan Works 
"What is it with you and murder, Corkus? Look, we murdered some people yesterday, and murdered some people this morning, and guess what we're doing tomorrow? More murder."
Griffith, Berserk Abridged

"Something [my dad] always tells me is that there’s nothing like the thrill of killing. Well, that and 'Don't touch my whiskey or I’ll beat you to death.'"
Mercury Black describing his father Marcus, The Black Hearts

Kryptonians could survive in space without a suit. Was that not a pleasure? It certainly was. She could live her life between the stars, and never once need to breathe.
She could devastate planets, wipe them clean of life. Rebuild them at her whim.
She could tyrannize worlds, whole systems of planets, make them bow to her mighty hand, instantly execute anyone who dared protest — or just anybody she wanted to kill.
She could explore pleasures of the body that Kara never would have dared to, satisfy lusts that the blonde beast never even knew she had. She could force herself upon any suitor, male or female or whatever, and destroy them after their job was done. Or perhaps just maim them, so that they could never again do such a job for anyone else. Satan Girl smiled. Now that was being imaginative...
She could have children from those couplings, or kill them in the womb.
She could become a goddess to an unsophisticated planet's people. Drinking in their worship, demanding sacrifice.
All of this she could do, she would do, and more.
For Kryptonians and Daxamites were gods, off their homeworlds. They really were. What a pity their morality forced them not to realize that fact.
She clasped her bent knees to her chest and thought. The problem was, in this time, she was hardly unique. Billions of Kryptonians existed on Rokyn. Billions more Daxamites, with the same power, existed on Daxam. Luckily, there was only one prisoner still left in the Phantom Zone, that old poop Gazor, so there wasn't much competition there.
But, somehow, she'd have to do something about both planets. Daxam would be easy. A shower of leaden hail across its surface, and the dead would litter the ground in heaps beyond Hitler's and Stalin's dreams.
That world would stink of corpses for eons to come.
She laughed soundlessly.
Satan Girl, Hellsister Trilogy

A succession of pistol shots were heard. He jerked his way in their direction.
It was his daughter. Georgia was holding a smoking automatic. Before her were three scarecrows, planted in the alien soil, dressed in makeshift uniforms to resemble Captain Marvel, Captain Marvel, Jr., and Mary Marvel.
All of them had their heads shot off.
The Mary Marvel scarecrow was also dribbling stuffing through its stomach area.

    Film — Live-Action 
"Do you doubt anything I've said? Do you doubt what's in the reports that have followed me around all my life? What do they say, if you had to sum it up? They say I'm insane?
No, it's okay. You can nod. Because it's true. I
am insane."

"Wendy? Darling? Light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in."
Jack Torrance, The Shining

"I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"
Patrick Bateman, American Psycho

"I am the Night Rider. I'm a fuel-injected suicide machine! I am a rocker! I am a roller! I am an out-of-controller!"
The Night Rider, Mad Max

"I see things. We were on the roof on Monday, young Lisiek and I and we saw the Herr Kommandant come out of the house on the patio right there below us and he drew his gun and shot a woman who was passing by. Just a woman with a bundle, just shot her through the throat. She was just a woman on her way somewhere, she was no faster or slower or fatter or thinner than anyone else and I couldn't guess what had she done. The more you see of the Herr Kommandant the more you see there are no set rules you can live by, you cannot say to yourself, 'If I follow these rules, I will be safe.'"
Helen Hirsch on Amon Goeth, Schindler's List

"I'm the smartest, I'm the toughest
I will find a hole and fuck it
If there ain't one, I will make one
Luigi don't take shit from no one!"
Luigi Largo, Repo! The Genetic Opera

"When a man like Phoenix has a gun to your head, ten seconds is nine and a half seconds longer than you live."
John Spartan on Simon Phoenix, Demolition Man

Jack Traven: You're crazy! You're fucking crazy!
Howard Payne: No! Poor people are crazy, Jack! I'm eccentric.
Speed

    Literature 
"They won't let me watch those, but they allow me to view cartoons. Considering I hold the world record on comically-oversized-mallet-related-murders, does that seem like an intelligent policy to you? Or an even remotely sane one?"

"Warbeak KILLEE!!!"
Warbeak, Redwall

"If you go and kill the ugly little girl right now, won't the steadholder object? And then you'd have to kill him as well. And anyone else upstairs. And all these people here... Why shouldn't we do this again?"
Odiana, Furies of Calderon

''He discovered three things almost simultaneously, about ten days after having emerged from the dark cloud. The first was that Annie Wilkes had a great deal of Novril (she had, in fact, a great many drugs of all kinds). The second was that he was hooked on Novril. The third was that Annie Wilkes was dangerously crazy.
Misery

"Daala has no political motives - she just wants to destroy things."
— '''Han Solo about Natasi Daala, Dark Apprentice

    Live-Action TV 
Richie Aprile: Did you ever meditate?
Beansie: Me, meditate? Ha, are you crazy?
Richie: Not as crazy as I used to be, still crazy enough to take an eye out.

Hooch: Who the HELL... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again... I will wait in my SUV, blast me some speed metal — five point one surround sound, heavy on the bass — and someone... will be getting... mowed... down.
JD: Hooch is crazy.
Scrubs

"Are you basing that on that he's got a normal, healthy brain or something? Did you not see him beat a dude to death for like nothing?"
Jesse Pinkman on Tuco Salamanca, Breaking Bad

Roose Bolton: You flayed him.
Ramsay Snow: Peeled a few bits... removed a few others.

Puppet: So there's something I've been wanting to ask you for some time now. You've seen the things I do in the past as well as in the future.
Clyde Bruckman: They're terrible things.
Puppet: I know they are! ...So, tell me, please, why have I done them?
Bruckman: Don't you understand yet, son? Don't you get it?
[Puppet shakes his head in bewilderment]
Bruckman: [sighs] You do the things you do because you're a homicidal maniac.
[Beat]
Puppet: That... [smiles] That does explain a lot, doesn't it? It's all starting to make sense now.

Hyde: Ever killed anyone, Benjamin?
Benjamin: Not personally; I have people.
Hyde: You're missing out. It's like sex, only there's a winner.
Jekyll

Osgood: Why would you bother killing me? I'm not even important.
Missy/The Master: Oh silly, why does one bother popping a balloon? Because you're pretty.

"You stay the FUCK back, or I'll laser you, goddammit! I'll laser EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU!"
Homelander to the Flight 37 passengers, The Boys (2019)

Emmitt Arnett: Just get control of yourself, boy. Just relax. You're gonna get your portion.
Wynn Duffy: Of what? The land? What am I, a farmer? Show me the cash, Emmitt, or I swear to God I'm gonna get a machete and a blowtorch, and I'm gonna make your body as small as I possibly can!
Justified, "Hatless"

"When they see me slaughter the crew of the Good Fortune. When they see me cut out a man's tongue for lying. When they see me burn a boy alive in front of his father. There's no lie there. There's no remorse. I don't have it in me."
Ned Low, Black Sails

"Haha! Look at the pretty fireworks! That nuclear missile's gonna destroy every living creature for miles, including us! Isn't that fantastic?!"
Makila, Ultraman Tiga

    Music 
Bats in the belfry (hoo-ha!)
Rotten on the vine! (ha-ha-ha)
Can't keep my eyes closed (hoo-ha!)
Sunny all the time!
Put your hands where I can see 'em boy
Keep 'em up high!
This place~
Has gone~
Crazy~
— "Viva Discordia", That Handsome Devil

So, I quite like PORN photography
And books on GUNS history
And I'd like to be a POLITICIAN vet
And I feel as I get older,
I'm more in control of my violent tendencies
And when I die KIIIIIIIIIILL
I'll have no regrets
—"Angry (Feet)", Tim Minchin

My only aim is to take many lives
The more the better I feel
My only pleasure is to hear many cries
From those tortured by my steel
The color of your blood from your open body
Is all I wanted to see
Tasting the blood from your lips as you die
Means satisfaction to me
Pleasure to kill!
— "Pleasure to Kill", Kreator

    Tabletop Games 
"KILL MAIM BURN!!! KILL MAIM BURN!!! KILL MAIM BURN!!!"
Kharn the Betrayer, swell guy, Warhammer 40,000

More a type of Infernalist than an organized cult, the "Howlers of the Waste" embody the bliss at the end of Creation. Demented beyond humanity, these deviants thrash around in freakish degradation, often eating their own flesh just because they can. Although they often wander alone in the wilderness, K'wahhll sometimes settle in warrens beneath cities and mountains; there, they breed like human maggots, feasting on anything too weak to escape — including each other. Few K'wahhll are lucid enough to make conversation. Those who can speak express a fond desire to fuck the sky itself and give birth to dark stars and shrieking planets.
Mage: The Sorcerer's Crusade — Infernalism

Only nominally sentient, Kindred with Humanity 1 teeter on the edge of oblivion. Little matters to vampires this far gone, even their own desires outside of sustenance and rest. There is literally nothing a vampire with Humanity 1 won't do, and only a few tattered shreds of ego stand between him and complete devolution. Many who attain this stage find themselves no longer capable of coherent speech, and spend their nights gibbering blasphemy in their gore-spattered havens.
Vampire: The Masquerade — Rulebook (20th ed.)

    Video Games 
"Why aren't we killing yet!?"
Khorne Berzerker Dawn of War

"It must be... magnificent. To hear a planet writhe and scream. To feel it convulse beneath your own feet. Witness it dying with living eyes. Perhaps I may share this gift with every last living soul in the galaxy... Until then..."
Kyras, Dawn of War

Agent Norman Jayden: Blake, you are an unbalanced, psychopathic asshole!
Lt. Carter Blake: I'll take that as a compliment.

"I wanna live inside a castle built of your agony, AND I WANT TO CRUMBLE IT WITH AN AXE TO YOUR CAROTID ARTERY!"
Krieg the Psycho, Borderlands 2

"Pop quiz: Why am I such an angry bitch? Seriously, no matter how many I kill, it's all the same. They're all going to pay, yeah, with their fucking lives."
Bad Girl, No More Heroes

"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That is crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him."
Vaas Montenegro, Far Cry 3

"Hey, mate. It's Buck here. When you first looked at my face, what did you see? A maniac? A psychopath? A savage? Round here, mate, you eat what you kill. The jungle doesn't care who you are, or where you came from. It has rules. And the thing is, you must live in the jungle to know the rules. You live in this jungle, you die in this jungle. You see, mate, we're not the savages. We... are the shepherds."
Bambi "Buck" Hughes, Far Cry 3 Trailer

"Maybe I am nothing but a fat, disgusting piece of shit. But you know what? It doesn't matter if you're smart, dumb, ugly, pretty... it's all the same once you're dead! And a corpse can't laugh. From now on, if anyone makes fun of me, I'll kill 'em! Just like that!"
Eddie Dombrowski, Silent Hill 2

"We, masters of a matter most dark, vow to be restored, as foretold in the book of legend, which everyone thought was just a fairy tale! It WASN'T! We have already obtained the vessel that contains our Dark Lord, and he will soon awaken and shower us in compassion! Look! The vessel of our Dark Lord is filling up even as we speak! Now the time for his greatness to enter our world has come! Welcome to a new history! A new age! The age of awesome! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARK LORD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
Hyness, Kirby Star Allies

"A powerful boat, a powerful gun, powerful ammunition! Add to that lots of people and a precise aim! Then sprinkle death all over it, and the formula is complete!"
Captain Matias Torres, Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown

"...guts, huge guts! Kill them... must kill them all! Rip... and... tear! The demons! They... are everywhere... Must... kill them all!"
Doomguy, Doom Eternal

Akechi: Here... I'll show you who I really am. Come, Loki!
Yusuke: Again — it's that Persona!
Akechi: Haaaaaa!
Haru: What's going on!?
Akechi: Don't make me laugh! Justice? Righteous!? Keep that shit to yourselves! You and your teammates piss me off!
Morgana: He can use two separate powers? Then everything... even his appearance was a fake!
Akechi: You're going down... I'll destroy you... Go down with me!
Ann: No way...
Ryuji: That bastard... He made himself go psychotic!
Akechi: AHAHAHAHA! Now, let's see you drop dead one at a time, in front of your precious friends!
Morgana: Dammit, he's lost it! Here it comes!
Akechi: Diiiiiiiiie!!!!!

"I'm going to murder you!"
Phobia, Chippy

"I'm going to enjoy wearing your skin!"
"I'm going to cut you into pieces!"
"Axe goes in, blood comes out! Axe goes in, blood comes out!"

    Visual Novels 
"Holy crap! He's totally the type of guy who spent his childhood killing neighborhood pets!"
Ibuki Mioda on Nagito Komaeda, Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair

"He was indeed a "monster". Sanity was no friend of his."
Dies irae ~Interview with Kaziklu Bey~ discussing Wilhelm Ehrenburg

"Woe to you, O enemies of Kuhra'in, for I shall personally slice, dice, and grind you up into hog feed!"

    Web Comics 
"Let's cut God to see if he bleeds!"
Motto of the Knights Belligerent, Kill Six Billion Demons

    Web Original 

Minerelle: Did you kill anyone?
Kodrinschreiner: No, I did not kill anyone because I'm not you.

Kenshin: A man entered where we were staying, told us he murdered several people, and then started yelling and drew his knife.
Impa: My goddess.
Kenshin: Yes, he was very obsessed with that knife. Almost as if it... [searches for a term] Turned him on.

"Allegedly murdered three people, two of them over a spilled drink. Allegedly got a tattoo commemorating that double murder. (He can rub it and always reminisce about avenging that lost G&T.) Allegedly invited a friend for a car ride specifically to kill him. Allegedly beat a handcuffed inmate while he was in jail. But look, you can take all of that away and the ex-Patriots tight end would still be a scumbag. Let's go back in time to 2007, when he was still in college. We're in a Gainesville, Florida, restaurant and [Aaron] Hernandez is refusing to pay his tab, because of course. A bouncer confronts Hernandez and is rewarded with a punch from behind to the head, which ruptures his eardrum. Tim Tebow — Hernandez's Gators teammate — is in the restaurant, but even He cannot use His magic Jesus powers to stop Hernandez from being an unhinged psychopath."
Drew Magary, "The 25 Biggest Sleazebags in Sports!"

"Poor old Suge wasn’t up for a fight since his body is weak from getting shot six times last summer and almost dying from a blood clot in November. So Suge got back into his car and when he put the car in reverse, he hit three men. One of the men was Terry Carter, a friend of Suge’s who drove with him to the set. Terry was walking to the passenger side of the car when Suge hit him. Now, any normal person who isn’t an evil piece of trash and has at least a sliver of a heart would’ve called for an ambulance and stayed with their friend. But not Suge. He took off Lizzie Grubman-style. [...] This is kind of shocking actually. This might be the first time that Suge Knight killed someone accidentally."
Michael K., "Suge Knight Ran Over And Killed A Man On A Movie Set"

"My name is Alexander Anderson./And I like killing things because it's fun."

"I WILL KILL AS MANY PEOPLE AS I HAVE TO AS LONG AS YOU ARE ONE OF THEM!"
Vegeta attempting (and failing) to kill Android 18, Dragon Ball Z Abridged

Lin: Millie, you know you get too carried away. The last competition ended in 15 separate funerals!
Millie: I'm aware, but I only caused 9 of them!

    Western Animation 
"Oh, Samurai? Where are you Sa-mu-rai? You can run but you cannot hide, 'CAUSE I CAN SMELL YOUR BLOOD!"
Aku, Samurai Jack

Galvatron: I'll destroy everything here — everything! And THEN, I'll destroy the Autobots!
Therapist: Yes... tell me about the Autobots.
Galvatron: I hate Autobots! I hate Cyclonus! And I'm not very fond of you, either!
The Transformers, "Webworld"

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