Congratulations! It's a... something!
When you cross a male with a female, you expect to get a son or a daughter, not a hermaphrodite.
When writing Kid Fic
, it's of course necessary to come up with an identity for the child. This can be an interesting and fun experience - different traits from the two parents are passed on in unique and sometimes unexpected ways (some genetic traits even skip a generation!), forming a new, wholly original person.
Of course, certain fans have seemed to miss out on this concept, and as such make children that simply resemble one, or both, of the parents
, with no original or unexpected traits. This may carry over to things like hairstyle (and colour
), personality traits, and talents
Of course, even this
is beyond the grasp of certain fans, and thusly they just begin mashing up traits of the two parents. Now this is where the trope comes into play: Say Alice and Bob just got their freak on, What's the little bundle of joy gonna look like? Like Alice? Bob? A randomly-decided combination of both parents through a complex series of gene combinations? Where's the fun in that? What about two-toned hair? Sure! While we're at it, let's add in a different-colored eye from each parent
! And why wouldn't Alice and Bob
name their child Bolice
This is a very special form of Artistic License - Biology
and LEGO Genetics
. And even if you don't worry about that kind of thing
, it's still about as unoriginal as a child character can get especially if they're borne of Homosexual Reproduction
Compare Gender Equals Breed
. Subtrope of All Genes Are Codominant
- Kingdom Hearts fans have crafted Roxel, the child of the both very male Roxas and Axel. He has Roxas's and Axel's traits smashed together. During the year or so after Kingdom Hearts 2 came out, he was all over Deviant ART's front page; every other day you'd see fanart of him. There there are even cosplays of him.
- Sonic the Hedgehog has numerous Sonic/Amy children who are part-blue, part-pink; if children worked this way in The Verse, there must have been SOME extensive pure-breeding program in place to keep most characters a single color!
- Some fans avoid this confusing conclusion by making their child(ren) purple.
- Given that most Touhou characters already appear to be mashups of mythological elements and symbols and are defined by them, it's not surprising that most fan-conceived kids turn out like this.
- One particular fic in the Iron Man/Captain America fandom justifies this by making the child essentially a clone (or a highly engineered child).
- Made patently absurd in Brawl in the Family, where Kirby's dream about his and Jigglypuff's marriage comes complete with kids, all of which are mishmashes of Kirby and Jigglypuff. Right down to the appetite, apparently.
- Some Bolt fanfic has Bolttens spawning half-kitten, half-puppy offspring.
- It's popular in X-Men fanfics for the mutants' future offspring to have powers that are a combination of their parents' (for instance, a child of Storm and Bishop absorbing energy to fuel his weather control). It's worth noting that there is no precedent for this in the comics. Most second-generation mutants either inherit one parent's powers, develop original ones, or none at all.
- Although at least Nocturne's powers - very similar to those of her father Nightcrawler- also extend to an attack called "hex bolts" (named in reference to her mother Scarlet Witch). The physical principle behind it still goes back to Nightcrawler's powers though.
- Ruby Summers, the possible future daughter of Scott Summers and Emma Frost, can transform into a diamond that looks red because of her optic blasts that actually look black. In most (non-616) realities where major marvel heroes have kids, their powers are combinations of their powers. For a very obvious example, reality-9811 (What If? v2 #114, What If? The Secret Wars never Ended) where EVERY child of two heroes or villains has a form of powers inherited from both parents. eg. Wasp + Human Torch = Firefly who shrinks, has wings, and flame powers; Hawkeye + She-Hulk = Mustang, who is green, strong and resilient, with inhuman archery skills.
- Happens very often in Percy Jackson and the Olympians fanfiction. Example:
- "Holly Athena Jackson is the daughter of Percy and Annabeth. She has strawberry blonde ringlets and green eyes. In case you can't tell, she looks exactly like Annabeth only with Percy's eyes."
- ...and that's not even getting into all the Percy/Annabeth children with one gray eye and one green eye.
- ... and that's not even counting the absurd amount of children that have blonde hair with black streaks or green eyes with grey flecks.
- In Finding Nemo fandom, Dory and Marlin often have "patchwork" offspring, i.e. a clownfish with blue stripes instead of black-and-white, or a blue fish with a few orange scales here and there.
- Painfully common in Harry Potter fandom. One particularly cliched, Mary Sue-ish example: "Nami Weasley Potter, daughter of Harry and Ginny, is a very beautiful girl. She has black hair and one brown eye and one green eye. She is a famous supermodel."
- This seems slightly justified in Harry Potter fanfic, because it happened with Harry himself, at least in appearance (he's repeatedly described as looking almost identical to his father, but with his mom's Green Eyes). But that didn't happen with anyone else. Not even the Weasleys. Arthur and Molly, being redheads, obviously have redhead children, but beyond that don't look like copies. And their children's children seem to be about half and half. (And magical skill seems utterly unrelated to genetics beyond 'Children of people with magic almost always have magic.' Harry didn't inherit his mother's skill in potion making.)
- Sailor Moon. Oh dear god, Sailor Moon. If a kitten died every time a Patchwork Kid was born in Sailor Moon Fan Fiction, there wouldn't be any kittens left. One example is Hotaru and Chibiusa having a child with pink hair with black streaks and violet eyes with a hint of red.
- Quite common in Tokyo Mew Mew fandom; There's a fic somewhere in the net where Kish and Ichigo have a half-human, half-alien baby. She had green hair with red streaks and amber eyes with brown flecks (Kish has green hair and amber eyes, Ichigo has red hair and brown eyes).
- In Kim Possible fan fiction, when the parents are Kim and her rival Shego, having children with green skin and red hair, black hair with a red streak, plasma powers, or cutting out Kim's genetics altogether and making them clones of Shego is very common.
- Cori Falls loves this trope. Jessie and James's kids are not only clones of their parents, but the youngest daughter has her mother's love of sweets and the son wants to be an artist like his father. Jessie herself is a mishmash of her mother and father in both looks and personality.
- With Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, fans are very fond of giving Simon and Nia's child Nia's eyes. Fanart tends to make fans cry, since Simon and Nia never got a chance to have children.
- Fans of the Super Smash Bros. series or Nintendo in general have done this with various pairings, most of them from male/male pairings. Here are various examples.
- Happens in The Nightmare Before Christmas fandom quite a bit. These "skeledolls" are a mixture of ragdoll and skeleton and very rarely, if at all, male. Then again, if two undead people can reproduce successfully, why should the fans pay attention to the rest of the biological rules?
- Patchwork kids are starting to pop up in the Monster Buster Club fandom.
- In Naruto fandom, Naruto's children always have blond hair, Hinata & Nejis's children always have Blank White Eyes (which is justified as canonically it is a dominant trait) and Sakura's children are mostly Pink, especially if they're Sasuke's and the writer doesn't really like him.
- The Banjo-Kazooie fandom occasionally spawns offspring for the title two, who are a bear and a bird. The result? Half-bird, half-bear offspring (if they don't follow the Gender Equals Breed trope). However, to be honest, they'd be far from the weirdest things in their universe.
- One inside joke in the Pokémon Diamond and Pearl fandom has it that Volkner is the Patchwork Kid of Cyrus and Cynthia (never mind that Volkner is around the same age as those two...).
- Some people in the Superjail! fandom tend to give the Warden and the Mistress's bastard children their parents' personalities or unique traits. Sometimes, the children are given gap-teeth like their dad! Or they could simply just wear their parents' clothes, usually with different colors.
- And then there's Warden Jr. and Rey, the Mpreg hate babies of Warden and Lord Stingray. They simply take after their "mother" Warden and wear variations of his outfits with different colors.
- In Housepets The Series, Peanut and Grape have their own children with a little mystical intervention from Tarot. Grape ends up having five kittens, each looking different. Dayshaun looks like Peanut, Tarot looks like Grape, then Parnok is solid white with a purple tail (which gives Plausible Deniability; the "official" story is that Alcor, another cat, is the "donor"), while Louise and Nutella are both solid dark brown.
- The Lion King fandom is full of these. The most popular are the presumed cubs of Kiara and Kovu, whom are usually portrayed as color/gender-swapped versions of their parents. Fans have also used this trope in reverse to design canon characters’ parents, such as Scar and Mufasa’s.
- Empath: The Luckiest Smurf inverts this trope by having Hefty and Handy's father be a Patchwork Parent.
- The Daria fandom has an interesting example with Veronica, the third Morgendorffer sister who shows up in various Alternate Universe stories. In this case, it's more Patchwork Sibling—she is usually depicted as looking identical to Quinn, but with Daria's glasses and personality.
- The Greatest Gift tended to go that route with the children of the Mane 6 and their respective partners (where applicable), and if it's not an exact patchwork, it at least makes sense genetically. Barring two Earth ponies somehow producing an alicorn. Given the parents are Reality Warpers though...
Anime and Manga
- An animated advert for a brand of fabric conditioner in Britain is literally this - a family depicted as being made up of sewn patchwork samples from lots of different fabrics, with the kids combining aspects of both parents' ragwork skins.
- In Hanamaru Kindergarten, Sakura has blonde hair and her husband has brown hair; their daughter Anzu's hair is blonde in the front and brown in the back.
- Bizarre canon example from Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha: Vivio, adopted daughter of Fate and Nanoha, looks like a perfect mix of her mothers' features, especially the face. Her blond hair is darker than Fate's but her eyes are Red and green, while Nanoha is purple. Even stranger is that she's not genetically related to either of them and is in fact a clone of a long dead ruler.
- From the creator of Naruto, Kishimoto confirmed that a child born between a Hyuga and a Uchiha would have a Sharingan in one eye, and a Byakugan in the other.
- The Zbeng comics have a series of books centering on the biographies and possible future of individual characters. A section present in each of the books is the character's potential children with other characters - well, except for the book about Zaafani, where the section deals with the consequences of the males seeing her naked instead - no amount of Brain Bleach can handle that.
- Inverted in The Great Muppet Caper: In the story, Kermit and Fozzie are supposed to be twin brothers, and we briefly see a photo of their Patchwork Father - a green-furred bear with Kermit's collar and pupils, and Fozzie's hat.
- In the A Song of Ice and Fire books, Daenerys envisions a grown-up Rhaego (whose name alone is a combination of her older brother "Rhaegar" and "Drogo") as her husband Khal Drogo with Targaryen hair and eyes.
- Late Night with Conan O'Brien had a recurring bit called "If They Mated", in which images of a celebrity couple were combined into Nightmare Fuel. (Often by the end of a segment, they would subvert this by putting ridiculous theoretical couples together and getting silly non-patchwork results — Conan himself plus Scooby-Doo's Daphne, whom he claimed he had a crush on as a kid, resulted in SpongeBob SquarePants.)
- Another canon example is Harvest Moon: Animal Parade. Your children will be a mix of you and your spouse—they have your face and features, but your spouse's hair and eye color.
- Rune Factory Oceans, unlike all of its RF predecessors, does the same thing, likely because it was the first game not to utilize portraits.
- Toddler, Child, and Teen Sims can be generated in Create-A-Sim with a combination of their parents' traits, rerolling them if you don't like their appearance. With babies who are generated via WooHoo, though, you take what you're given.
- Dragon Quest V has this. Depending on which of the 2 (3 in the Nintendo DS version) girls the main character marries, the kids will have the mother's hair colour, blue eyes (which depending on depiction all 4 share) and their father's talents and ambitions.
- In The Order of the Stick, Elan inherited his outlook (and alignment) from his mother and his love of the dramatic from his father. His Evil Twin Nale gets his outlook from his father and his love of the needlessly complicated from his mother. They both inherited their father's hairstyle and mother's hair colour.
- Haley has her mother's hairstyle and her father's hair color.
- Pompey's a half-elf, although his parents aren't seen, he has one elf ear and one human ear. In his case, it's pure Rule of Funny.
- The parents in Roomies! and Dumbing of Age, as described in Willis's notes for Joyce's parents character design:
You can probably see in them the general design philosophy of how I draw parents. They’re almost patient zero for that, being designed second only after Danny’s parents some time in 1998
. Mr. Brown gets Joyce’s eyes and headshape and Mrs. Brown gets Joyce’s nose and slightly shorter version of her daughter’s hair (and a more round physique that Joyce is likely to take on as she gets on in years). I always find it helps to give the most distinctive physical characteristics to the opposite-sexed parent and then throw all the other features at the other parent — and few characteristics are more distinctive than Joyce’s big blue eyes. I don’t want moms to always look like aged-up daughters and dads to always look like aged-up sons. They can be sometimes, though, for lulz.
- In Shrek, Dragon and Donkey fall in love. Shrek 2 introduces their children, the dronkeys.
- The title character of Humf is a purple furry thing. His parents are a red furry thing and a blue furry thing. Apparently, furry thing genes mix in the same way as paint.
- In the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Just One Bite", Squidward dreams that he marries a Krabby Patty (it makes sense in context). Their kid looks like a Krabby Patty with six tentacles.
- On Gargoyles, Elisa explicitly notes that Angela looks like Demona, but with Goliath's skin and hair color. A few episodes later is revealed that she is, in fact, their biological daughter.
- In Quack-Quack's Imagine Spot, Kaeloo and Mr. Cat's potential offspring are orange, whiskered tadpoles.
- In Adventure Time, Jake and Lady Rainicorn eventually have a litter of rainicorn pups that have the same powers as their parents.