Funny / Warriors Orochi

In general

• Saika Magoichi, in his usual Casanova Wannabe fashion, tries to hit on every girl he meets, and receives resolute rejections from almost every single of them, much to his dismay and the player's amusement.
• Both Sima Yi and Masamune Date really have a difficult time to be getting along with each other. Any stage where they're both present, especially in third game, you are assured to see them insulting each other with their incidentally-exactly same catchphrase: "Imbecile!"

Warriors Orochi

• In general from first two games, the more you unlock characters, more unique lines you can see from pre or post-battle dialogues. What mostly makes this funny if a character that is completely unrelated/unaffiliated to the stage or faction suddenly appeared out-of-nowhere in the pre/post-battle dialogue. For example, Shingen Takeda is affiliated with Samurai faction, but he can appear in post-battle dialogue for Battle of Wu Territory (story battle for Shu faction), in which he snarks Yuan Shao for forgetting where Liu Bei is imprisoned. This is especially hilariously nonsense if you don't play as Shingen in your team for that stage.
• This line from Huang Zhong:
  Huang Zhong: "I was being kidnapped by evil snake gods and forced to fight battles before you were even out of the cradle!"
• Also in the battle of He Fei, when Masamune summons Keiji...
  Keiji: "All right! In the name of our creepy, evil snake overlord!"
• From the second Shu gaiden mission.
  Zhang He: "You're supposed to be a woman. Where's your sense of grace?"
  Ginchiyo: "You're supposed to be a warrior. Where's your sense of masculinity?"
• Yuan Shao attacks the Shu forces, because he thinks they are ghosts.
  Yoshimoto Imagawa: "Huh? What would make you ever think I'm dead?"
  Yuan Shao: "O, pitious soul. It is not even aware that it has died!"
  • Also when you rescue him later, he still believes his enemies are ghosts. Then Yukimura responds him with Disapproving Look and he is as if he was facepalming.
  Yuan Shao: "They look quite pale... Are you sure they aren't ghosts?"
  Yukimura: "Oh, please..."
  • Later after you rescue Yuan Shao and finish the stage, there's also funny dialogue when Yuan Shao is upset because his rescuers was expecting Liu Bei instead of him. However, he still shows some honor and willing to pay his debt by claiming he knows where Liu Bei is being held hostage. The problem is he forget where it is. Then any random character will make funny remark to show how much irritated they are to Yuan Shao. The following are some funniest comments from them:
  Wei Yan: "You... stupid..."
  Dian Wei: "Can I be the one to rip his head off?"
  Xiahou Yuan: "Someone hold me back, before I do something I might regret... Except, I probably wouldn't regret it."
  Huang Gai: "You want me to jog your memory?"
  Da Qiao: "If it weren't so unladylike, I'd... Well, I'd do something I might regret later!"
  Ling Tong: "Who votes we put him back in? One, two, three..."
  Taishi Chi: *sounds hesitating on his decision* "...Mustn't kill him..."
  Meng Huo: "...How come no one's pounding him?"
  Goemon Ishikawa: "Oh, I just wanna punch ya!"
  Magoichi Saika: "This is why I prefer the company of ladies."
  Hideyoshi Toyotomi: "Maybe if we pretend we didn't see him, we won't have to take him with us."
  Shingen Takeda: "Hahaha... very good. Very good, yes! But seriously, where is he?"
• Zhuge Liang and any player character (except Zhao Yun who got different cutscene) confront Orochi with Liu Bei behind him. Orochi threatens Liu Bei, who asks them to drop their weapons. Zhuge Liang simply steps over and bitch-slaps Liu Bei in the face with his fan, revealing it to be a ruse by the illusionist Da Ji. Made all the funnier by Zhuge Liang's calm demeanor in the whole affair. Watch!
  • Even funnier in that video, where there's this comment from a Youtuber:
  Liu Bei: "Please, do what he says and drop your weapons."
  Zhuge liang: (attacks Da Ji!Liu Bei) "Outthought, and outfought."
  Zhao Yun: "I shall match your exploits!"
• In Honnoji stage, the intermission dialogue have Nobunaga said some very complicated words: "Encircle, eviscerate, and extirpate the odious ophidians!" Then, a random character will make some comments from that. The following are some funniest comments about that Nobunaga's words:
  Zhang Fei: "Are you feeling all right? I got a good home remedy for that - take one large meat cleaver, stick out your tongue..."
  Huang Zhong: "...I just can't keep up with the language of young people these days..."
  Dian Wei: "Umm, was that some mysterious eastern language?"
  Gan Ning: "What did you just call me? Huh?"
  Xiao Qiao: "Wow... You use some really long words. Is that so no one else understands you?"
  Lu Bu: "Your long-winded explanations give me a headache. Make sure you keep your mouth shut on the battlefield!"
  Dong Zhuo: "Get to the point, you raving madman! You're putting me to sleep!"
  Meng Huo: "That's a lot of long words there... If you weren't on my side, I'd be smashing you by now..."
  Goemon Ishikawa: "Whazza? I don't understand what you're saying, but I get what you mean! Uh, I think!"
  Okuni: "Are you using all those big words just to impress me...? How adorable!"
  Magoichi Saika: "Y'know, the ladies don't like a guy they can't understand."
• For Samurai story, if you approach Sun Shangxiang with Hideyoshi, he will mistake her for Nene. The dialogue between them is pretty funny.
  Hideyoshi: "Ah? Nene? No, it can't be!"
  Sun Shangxiang: "Hey, don't look at me like that! And who's Nene?!"
  Hideyoshi: (doesn't seem to hear her) "This can't be good, I never even win an argument against Nene!"
• Li Ru once again delivers this gem:
  Li Ru: "I will teach you the basics of strategy." *Li Ru is defeated "Some you win, some you lose."
• Play Wu's story stage, Battle of Osaka Castle and do your best to finish it. Yes, it's very annoying stage, so prepare for a long battle. Nevertheless, when you finished it, there's a cutscene where your leading character (read: the first character in your team), Sun Jian, and Sun Ce are surrounded by Orochi's forces. Depending on who your leading character is, many of them have unique or hilarious lines. Most of them offers to distract the enemy forces and let Sun Jian and Sun Ce to escape by themselves. Dong Zhuo, on the other hand:
  Sun Ce: Arghh, we're surrounded!
  Dong Zhuo: One of you two! Stay behind and stop them!
  Sun Jian: That is my place. It has always been my duty to protect the weak.
  Dong Zhuo: Damn straight!
  • You can even play the stage as Sun Ce or Sun Jian! So the cutscene will have two Sun Ces or Sun Jians, depending on who your team's leader is. Their respective line is pure gold! This is from the scene with two Sun Jians:
  Sun Ce: Arghh, we're surrounded!
  Sun Jian #1^note Your team's Sun Jian: Keep going! I'll make these fools regret challenging the Tiger of Jiang Dong!
  Sun Jian #2 ^note NPC Sun Jian: That is my place. It has always been my duty to protect the weak.
  Sun Jian #1: Who do you think you are, anyway...?
  • And this is from the scene with two Sun Ces:
  Sun Ce #2 ^note Technically it's not NPC, since if Sun Ce is in your team, then the NPC would be random generic, or generic!Lu Su in this stage. But nevertheless, the scene still treats it as if there were two Sun Ces: your team's Sun Ce and NPC Sun Ce: Arghh, we're surrounded!
  Sun Ce #1 ^note Your team's Sun Ce: We can't afford to lose here. It will be me, go!
  Sun Jian: That is my place. It has always been my duty to protect the weak.
  Sun Ce #1: This makes no sense...
  Sun Jian: Worry not! They shall not break me, for I fight with the tiger's rage! You heard me! Now go!
  Sun Ce #2: Understood. I'm gone!
  Sun Ce #1: Something is really wrong about this!
• Battle of Yi Ling, Xiahou Yuan opens the stage up with this gem.
  Xiahou Yuan: Our lord disappears and is everyone's all 'All hail Orochi, we love you Orochi!'
• A Dummied Out example: In the Wei story during Odawara stage, Mitsunari had to face Phantom Hideyoshi instead of Phantom Hideyori. Too bad Koei inexplicably changed it into Hideyori. It's even funnier if Nene is in your team. Then this exchange happens:
  Phantom Hideyoshi: "Any who oppose my mistress Da Ji will have to face the wrath of the monkey!"
  Mitsunari: "Lady Nene won't like hearing you said that."
  Phantom Hideyoshi: "Nene's beauty is no match compared to my mistress Da Ji!"
  Mitsunari: "The real Hideyoshi should be more afraid than that."
  • And if you defeat him while Nene is in your team:
  Nene: "Unforgivable! Even if you're a fake!"
• In the ending of The Samurai Story mode; Nobunaga, Kenshin and Shingen look ready to go to war with one another again when Xiao Qiao walks up to them and demands they stop fighting one another and Nobunaga amusedly pats her on the head as he walks by her.
  • During it, Shingen accidently bonks her on the head with his war fan.
• Samurai Stage 3, The Battle of Kyushu against Sakon Shima's group of himself, Zhang Jiao, Okuni and Xiao Qiao. Sakon finds himself Surrounded by Idiots as they mess up his plans including Xiao Qiao letting loose the boulder ambush and hitting their own allies, Zhang Jiao displaying his magic by summoning a geyser but in doing so cuts off his army from the rest and Okuni deciding to go and do her own thing. If you have Mitsunari with you in the stage, you get this gem when they confront one another.
  Mitsunari: Quite the interesting group you have Sakon.
  Sakon: So interesting I feel like tearing my hair out.
  

Warriors Orochi 2

• From the fifth Samurai Warriors mission.
  Zhang Jiao: Yes be free my brother so we can spread the might of our glorious force!
  Kanetsugu: Yes long live the Yellow Turbans... wait that's not right?
• The dream mode mission with Okuni, Meng Huo and Goemon. Okuni wants to collect money for her shrine and she asked Meng Huo and Goemon to help her. Meng Huo asks his wife, Zhu Rong for some money but Inahime thinks he is cheating her with Okuni. Cue explanatory ass-kicking. Later, she extorts money from Cao Pi and Magoichi, helps some villagers and finally, steals from Hideyoshi's castle.
• Of course there is this gem from Sima Yi, Masamune Date, and Mitsunari Ishida's Dream Stage.
  Sima Yi: Imbeciles!
  Masamune Date: Imbeciles!
  Mitsunari Ishida: I'm not saying it.
• During a Dream Stage Nene comes across Jiang Wei in the opposing army and scolds him like he's her son, only for him to respond that she's not his Mother.
• During a Dream Stage featuring Oichi, Sun Shang Xiang, and Da Qiao rescuing their husbands from peril. You find out Nagamasa has been turned to stone by Da Ji, then Okuni appears and decides to take the statue with her.
  Oichi: Don't you dare touch that stone-I mean my husband!
  • Also on the same stage, when all the husbands have been rescued, and the allied army begins to attack Da Ji's main camp. As Da Ji begins to bolt out, all three allied wives begin pitying Da Ji for being unable to find someone to start a relationship, and may never even be able to get married at all. The statements immediately cause Da Ji to return back to camp.
• Magoichi keeps forcing the Xiahou brothers to play the Straight Man to his Chivalrous Pervert antics, and it's hilarious either way, whether he's opposite the Boisterous Bruiser Xiahou Yuan or The Comically Serious Xiahou Dun.
  Magoichi: "You're a handsome fella... Do you wanna be my wingman?"
  Xiahou Dun: ...I want to spend as little time with you as possible.
• In the PSP version, Play the dream stage where Benkei is reunited with Yoshitsune, but unfortunately they are on opposing sides. Then defeat Yoshitsune by using Benkei. And this unintentionally funny dialogue is what happened when scripted quote is continued with 'generic' (e.g. "enemy officer defeated") quote:
  Yoshitsune: You'll pay for this, Benkei..."
  Benkei: "But, my lord..." [Beat] "Another weapon for my collection!"

Warriors Orochi 3

• There's this gem when Guo Jia tried to hit on both Ina and Xingcai... in front of Tadakatsu and Zhang Fei. The result is predictable.
• This conversation between Kai and Kunoichi.
  Kai: Hey, you! Come with me.
  Kunoichi: Gah! You can't find a man, so you've given up on them entirely? Sorry, not interested!
  Kai: Training! I was talking about training! You're impossible!
• At the Battle of Luo Castle, Lianshi and Aya go to cause a disruption in the Wei forces... only to find Okuni there causing a disruption already, tearing her way through Zhong Hui's forces in an attempt to get close enough to be affectionate. Zhong Hui rejects her and tries to flee, but that just encourages her. And then, at the end, when she finally gets Zhong Hui, she decides he wasn't worth it after all. Zhong Hui's expression is PRICELESS!
• The special bonds conversations have countless examples of this, from Da Ji and Orochi doing a Little Red Riding Hood routine to Diaochan asking for a strand of Dong Zhuo's hair so she can curse him with what's implied to be a voodoo doll while claiming it's for a beneficial spell.
• During one scenario, Sima Yi is called a dimwit, his response is classic.
  "You dare call me a dimwit? Imbecile! You are the dimmest dimwit this world has ever seen!"
  • Both Sima Yi and Masamune Date have a few hilarious moments together, namely in the stage where you get Gracia. Before the stage even begins they are both calling themselves idiot to the point where Date gets tired of it. And that's not even getting started to the cutscene one they rescue Gracia...
• The Battle of Tong Gate, when Sima Zhao (who is characterized in the Dynasty Warriors series as a slacker whose Catchphrase is "what a bother") reaches Wei' main camp.
  Sima Shi: Zhao, why are you colluding with Da Ji?
  Sima Zhao: Um, well, you see...
  Sima Shi: It's too much of a bother to explain, is it?
  Sima Zhao: Hold on, brother! I never said anything like that!
  • And later, when they've returned after travelling back in time to ensure Diao Chan survives Tong Gate, they have to fight this battle once more, Zhao is none too pleased about it.
  Sima Zhao: Ergh...I have to face father again? I kind of saw it coming, but what a bother...
• MANY DLC stages are very funny and entertaining, really.
  • "Manhunt" stages involves Kai and Okuni who drag the reluctant Kaguya along to find a man to be their husbands after they heard all men in there want to marry strong woman. They go fighting and defeating Cao Pi, Guan Suo, and Muneshige Tachibana. Unsurprisingly, those men's Violently Protective Wives, Zhenji, Bao Sanniang, and Ginchiyo Tachibana are undestandably angry and attack the player's trio. After the trio defeat those angry wives, the latter three pull out What the Hell, Hero? to the former three for trying to steal their husbands by force. Kai and Okuni insist that's because all those men are Amazon Chaser, which the three wives angrily insist the trio has been given false information. Of course, that false information are actually given to Kai and Okuni from Hideyoshi Toyotomi. And as if that was not enough, Nene also appear to punish her lusftful husband personally.
  • "Keiji's Theme", depict Keiji's attempt to find his own theme song. Undestandable, since before Tadakatsu's introduction in Samurai Warriors, Keiji was Lu Bu's equivalent. Yet, he never got his own theme song while Tadakatsu got his own.
    • The funniest part is upon confronting Zhong Hui, this silly music is playing and the game's message claim it's Zhong Hui's theme song, much to his dismay. Another is Diamondback, the Ensemble Dark Horse of serpent generic with his infamously Small Name, Big Ego trait, self-proclaims this epic asskicking music to be his own. Keiji is less than impressed. And the final other is Lu Bu. After defeated him, Keiji refused the music to be his own because he thinks it doesn't suit him at all. Lu Bu is then angered because he considers that as an insult.
  • "Stop, Thief!" is basically a similar stage with Family Feud in Dynasty Warriors 7, except that you are in Sima Shi's side and some Samurai Warriors characters are also involved.
  • "Mystic Love", where Guo Jia and Magoichi Saika's Casanova Wannabe is taken up to eleven when they try to charm and flirt immortal women from Mystics Army. Nu Wa is just too arrogant to accept them, and even called her brother/husband Fu Xi to aid her in eliminating the duo. Sanzang is just too shy to greet them and refuse to let them enter her garrison, and while the duo are trying to sneak from the back door, Sun Wukong suddenly appeared out of nowhere to protect his lady. Gracia (who is simply there because she's on her own travel) is just too happy to be able to reunite with her pal Mago again, and almost accepted Guo Jia as her new friend (even if she didn't know Guo Jia meant 'friend' in different definition) before Daddy Mitsuhide appeared to protect his young daughter. And finally, Kaguya is completely oblivious about the duo's true intention, before Kai appeared to help her new mystic friend and revealed the two men's naughty intention on her.
  • One stage involves rescuing Guo Huai from Meng Huo and The Nanzhong tribe. Apparently due to his sick complexion and pale skin they think he's a ghost.
• Thanks to the Affinitiy System, you can now get any playable characters, even the Big Bads to show up at your camp and hold a party, unlocking special conversations with them which leads to numerous "Did You Just Flip Off Cthulhu?" moments that are quite hilarous to witness, example:
  Orochi X: "Everything will be destroyed."
  Dong Zhuo: "You fool! If you destroy everything, then there won't be anything left, includes anything worth stealing!"
  Dong Zhuo: "Violence is only a mean to an end, it should not be committed for its own sake!"
  • Dude, you sure got a lot of guts there, Dong Zhuo...
• Sanzang keeps mistaking Hideyoshi for Wukong, because of his monkey-ness. Hee hee.
  • The joke reaches its peak in the stage where you rescue her; she teams up with Hideyoshi (Sun Wukong), Ling Tong (Sha Wujing), and Goemon (Zhu Bajie) for a miniature Journey to the West.
  • She's not the only one who gets confused:
    Kunoichi: Report! There are two monkeys fighting amongst themselves up ahead. The larger monkey is accompanied by the Date Riflemen and the Takeda Cavalry... Additionally, he's got a sickly old man, a beautiful woman and a young boy with him as well. Basically, the smaller monkey is in for a world of hurt.
    Ma Dai: Hmm... I'm not sure if I know exactly what it is you just said...
• Nearly every interaction with Zhuge Dan is at his expense. Examples include Taigong Wang looking down on him, Sakon Shima mocking his serious face, or the female officers deliberately trying to annoy him.
  • In a cutscene, Wang Yuanji, of all people, in uncharacteristically girly manner, whispers to Kai and Kunoichi and tells them to tease Zhuge Dan. This is also a Funny Background Event since it happens when Kaguya and Taigong Wang are having a heartwarming Humans Are Special conversation.
• When Kanetsugu is under Kiyomori's mind control, one of his lines is just him repeatedly saying "Righteousness".
• One of the joke weapons is "Zhong Hui's Dryer."
• During the final stage of Ultimate, Cao Pi, Kiyomasa and Guo Jia chase after Kyubi. After defeating her the first time, this dialogue appears:
  Cao Pi: We have won. Now, to seal her back in the mirror.
  Messenger: My lord! Kyubi has appeared within the castle. She appears to be moving to the northwest!
  Cao Pi: What?
• Yoshitsune Minamoto encounters Ayane during the Battle of Hasedo. After a little fighting back and forth, he notices her exposed chest and effectively says, "Please Put Some Clothes On!" It doesn't faze her.
  • It becomes a Running Gag in the DLC levels as at least two of them involve Yoshitsune trying to find some new clothes for Ayane.
• In Sima Zhao's first stage where he saved his wife Wang Yuanji, it's clear that Yuanji was happy that he saved her, but she immediately got back to her Tsundere mode, prompting Zhao to say his Catchphrase, "Why do I even bother.."
• One DLC level in Ultimate has the heroes preparing to stave off an invasion from Orochi's army, except they first have to deal with four squabbling couples and get them to resolve their problems first.
• Another DLC level has Okuni and Kai drag Kaguya along in their search for prospective husbands. In a heartwarming addition, Kaguya is grateful that Kai is willing to help her out that much.
• Yet another DLC level involves playing as Dong Zhuo and kidnapping several of the women to help create his paradise. Of course it doesn't last long.
• Sima Shi and Masamune Date have had their "most prized possession" stolen and team up with Goemon to track down the thief. After beating up everyone they come across (and Goemon questioning their methods), they catch the real thieves and the player learns what was stolen: their meat buns. Pure Serious Business at its finest.
• One of the funniest Ho Yay moments with Ding Feng:
  Zhou Yu: I hear you're a poet of some renown, Ding Feng. Having you around sparks my own penchant for the wonders of prose.
  Ding Feng: Your praise is too kind, Master Zhou Yu. Why, I feel like a young maiden who has received her first confession of love!
  Zhou Yu: [clearly baffled]A young maiden...? Yes, well, keep up the good work!
• A bit of Black Comedy and perhaps with Tear Jerker considering Nezha killed Diaochan, but everytime Lu Bu attempted to defeat Nezha and avenge Diaochan, Nezha always effortlessly defeat him within seconds even before you had a chance to encounter Lu Bu in the map, and Lu Bu's persistently being Sore Loser about it.
• When the Coalition temporarily captured Himiko, Kaguya looks at Himiko in curiosity, only for the smaller girl to defiantly grit her teeth at the Moon Princess. You'd think this is an insult to the Mystic, except Kaguya got startled and hides behind Nemea's back as if she's a jumpy and easily scared little girl.

Warriors Orochi 4

• In "Protecting the Future", we have this conversation between Sima Zhao and Wang Yuanji.
  Sima Zhao: Defeating Zeus has just made things worse. Can we go back in time and do things over?
  Wang Yuanji: Enough joking around, more fighting. Time travel is impossible, right?
  • What makes it funnier is that even discounting the fact that the stage is one big lampshade towards the previous game's plot, Yuanji thinks that time travel is impossible after she found out, with her own eyes, that Greek gods and the Mystics really exist.
  • And then the Ultimate update of this game decides to delve into time travel once more...
• After three games, Diamondback, who is everybody's favorite character, is finally playable. And yet, he is the first WO clone because he wields Orochi's scythe as his main weapon and his Musou is the funniest of all. Just look at the poor schmuck get punished by his own boss! It gets funnier if you see this in another perspective where Orochi appears out from nowhere.
  • It's even more hilarious that he used to be an April Fool's joke from Koei which ended up true.
• The developers really put a lot of creativity on the characters using their Sacred Treasures. Some were awesome but others were hilarious:
  • Diamondback again tosses the Demonic Pestle into the air which enlarges and lands on him instead.
  • Gullinbursti (boar) may not be best weapon for some characters but it looks fun watching them use it in a very creative such as Fa Zheng, who let the boar charge at his enemies while holding his cloth matador-style and Liu Shan, who just sits on his bench while he watches three boars run over the mooks.
  • Guo Huai coughing before drinking Nectar (blue goblet) would cause him release a whirlwind surrounding the body while Zhurong drinks Nectar and breathes fire at the mooks.
  • Zhuge Dan uses Cerberus (three dog-headed chains) as his attack dogs and near the end of the attack, he pets them.
  • Koshosho uses the Caduceus as a long dance pole and dances around it.
• The side missions in are downright hilarious which also shows a different side of several characters:
  • One mission has the coalition fighting each other due to Kiyomori's sorcery. It's up to mommies Nene and Zhang Chunhua and daddy Lu Meng to discipline their rowdy children. While it's normal to see Kiyomasa and Masanori and the Sima brother apologize to their moms, Gan Ning and even Huang Gai also got scolded by Lu Meng. Even an old guy like Huang Gai had to apologize to his junior for causing trouble.
  • Ina and Yu Jin receive a report that there's a lot of rowdy behavior in the banquet so they go there to stop the troublemakers. However, it turns out that they're unknowingly helping Hisahide spread chaos throughout the banquet much to their shame. In the end, they beg Naotora, who just arrive late with Li Dian, to punish them for their "wrongdoing". Naotora is very confused with this and refuses to do it but Ina and Yu Jin insist that she do it which causes her to run away and cry. Meanwhile, Li Dian looks on in confusion and wonders if the banquet is indeed terrible.
  • In Koshosho's recruitment mission, Sakon, Lu Meng, Yuan Shao, Katsuie, Zhenji and Diaochan, rescue Koshosho who is surrounded by Norse officers. In return, Koshosho helps the coalition by seducing the enemy officers which causes Zhenji and Diaochan to join in the fun too. Sakon is very amused with this tactic.
    • For more hilarity, Koshosho tries to flirt with Yuan Shao which failed because he's more interested in nobility. But when Lu Meng thanks her for her effort, Koshosho calls him a cuddly old grump much to the guy's shock.
  • Hideyoshi brings Zhong Hui along with him so that he can use his looks to find the rumored beautiful goddess. Of course, they run into guys like Guo Jia, Magoichi and Dong Zhuo and encounter Guan Suo who is busy looking for flowers. And when they beat Suo, a furious Bao Sanniang arrives causing the two to defend themselves. They even attack Hisahide who is suspected to do something evil. And just before they arrive at the castle, Nene and the "kids" (Kiyomasa, Masanori and Mitsunari) arrive who are very furious at Hideyoshi for sneaking behind their backs just to look at a goddess. And after the long journey and battles, Zhong Hui got sick and tired of Hideyoshi's antics that he lets Nene punish her husband for his trickery. In the end, it turns out that the "goddess" is just a sumo wrestler mook guarding the castle.
  • Masanori and Bao Sanniang go on a trip to look at the "seven wonders". As they travel along the way, they meet and fight Guo Huai who is just taking a walk, Kanbei who is guarding the food storage, Yoshitsugu and Pang Tong who decide to troll Masanori out of fun and they happen to be wearing masks, Kojiro who is also trolling Masanori with his creepy looks, Motochika who tags along later on and Jia Chong who is busy training.
  • After recruiting Musashi and Kojiro, the latter goes on his creepy fascination of slicing and stabbing enemies which causes Zhu Ran to freak out, thinking that he and Lu Xun just recruited a serial killer until Musashi reassures to them that he's acting very normal.
  • In Dong Zhuo and Diaochan's recruitment mission, Zhou Yu learns that Xiaoqiao is doing something secretive which causes him to be worried. So Kojuro decides to help him watch over his wife from the shadows while Masamune acts as her bodyguard. Except Masamune becomes a babysitter instead as Xiaoqiao drags him along to chase some rabbit or pick up flowers such to his chagrin.
  • Goemon managed to rope Zhang Fei and Hanbei to assist him in thievery on the Olympians' storehouse under the pretense that he knows about a secret weapon blueprints. By the end, his lie was revealed and Goemon was beaten up for it. But then, reinforcements came, and they're all from Shu who was currently under Athena's thrall (due to her taking Liu Shan hostage at the time)... and originally Zhang Fei's subordinates, who were shocked that Zhang Fei became a thief, much to his confusion... and then Xingcai and Zhang Bao showed up, eventually losing faith on their father. All while Goemon was cheering for Zhang Fei, unaware of his emotional turmoil. Predictably, in the end, Zhang Fei exploded on Goemon, and Hanbei commented that a secret weapon is formed after all: A thoroughly pissed off Zhang Fei.
• Some of the camp conversations in are downright hilarious such as Aya calling Sima Yi adorable, Okuni asking Yoshitsune to seduce her which causes the latter to stutter like an idiot etc.
  • Kagekatsu and Zhou Tai's conversation consists of one to seven words. The English translation tries to improvise as the two keep grunting:
  Kagekatsu: Huh
  Zhou Tai: You are?
  Kagekatsu: Uesugi Kagekatsu, son of the God of War.
  Zhou Tai: I see, I am...
  Kagekatsu: I know. Zhou Tai.
  Zhou Tai: Very well, then.
  Kagekatsu: Indeed.
  Zhou Tai: Very well.

  • After forming a bond, Zhou Tai comments how little he and Kagekatsu talked:
  Zhou Tai: We talk, without talking.
  • After forming a friendship with Naotora, Lu Xun asks her about "family precepts" which Naotora recited about wearing the family armor to honor her clan. The "family armor" is her Stripperiffic default outfit which Lu Xun suspects it's actually brand new. If you remember in Samurai Warriors 4, Naohiro Ii tricked his gullible great-granddaughter into wearing the armor.
    • Ares, of all people, has a conversation with Naotora because she is the bracelet holder of his lover, Aphrodite, the Greek Goddess of Beauty. He even checks out on her body and approves it. Then, he gives her a sound advice where she should not look down on herself and stop feeling sorry to herself. Since Naotora's constant apologizing is her main character trait, this bounds to happen:
  Naotora: Oh, I'm so sorr--...Oh no, I shouldn't apologize, should I?
  • Kagekatsu tries to give beans to Sun Wukong, who keeps telling him that he's not an actual monkey. Kagekatsu insists until Wukong decides to give in and eat the beans. Then, Kagekatsu calls him an adorable monkey.
  • Magoichi wants to hang out with Guan Suo mainly because of his good looks. Then, he notices that a lot of girls are screaming Guan Suo's name, much to his bewilderment. He's even more shocked that Suo doesn't even notice this.
  • Guan Suo has a friendly conversation with Kyubi of all people. Despite Kyubi listing down how powerful she is, Guan Suo is actually interested on how beautiful she is, much to her shock. Later, it turns out that he also wants to touch her ears and tails because he wants to feel if they're as soft as a cat. Kyubi is very offended with this for being compared to a cat.
• The DLC missions also have a lot of hilarity:
  • Daqiao must prove to everyone that she's the best waifu and has Wang Yuanji and for some reason, Lu Xun to help her. As usual, she has to defeat the wives and Ieyasu and Sakon. Zeus joins in but Yuanji tells him to back off for meddling. Xiaoqiao and Han Dang come along as reinforcements. After Daqiao defeated all of her opponents, the Final Boss is Katsuie, of all people, who claims that he has the best qualities of a wife. Then, Han Dang explains that Katsuie actually fits the criteria of the ideal "wife".
  • Sima Shi and Takatora join forces to look for their favorite food (For Shi, it's meat buns while for Takatora, it's sweet buns). They encounter Yoshitsugu, Ma Chao, Kanetsugu and Wang Yuanji who thought that they're trying to steal food. Then, they have to stop Lu Xun and Zhu Ran from burning the castle for some strange reason while they defeat Dong Zhuo who suspects them for trying to steal his wine. It turns out that they are all tricked by Hisahide, who ends up getting himself in danger when Kiyomori and Ares show up. Then, Hisahide begs Shi and Takatora to save him from the demons and Olympians which the two comply if he gives them their favorite food as an apology of tricking them.
• In the game menu, you get to see your three selected characters doing some idle movements such as flexing their hands or stretching around. Then, it gets awkward if a character standing beside another character on their left and suddenly, that character bends over to their left which looks like they're peeping on teammate's chest. This is funnier if it's a male character looking a female character's chest or if they're the same gender.
• With the reveal of Perseus being Loki, you can actually recreate the famous scene of the Hulk smacking down the puny god on the floor from The Avengers (2012) by having Gyuki in your team and use his grab attack on said puny god.
• The side mission "The Greatest Thieves in the Land" is full of hilarity, mainly due to the dynamics between Goemon, Hanbei, and Zhang Fei. Some stand-out moments include:
  • Hanbei getting the group past one enemy officer by claiming they're messengers of peace... only to turn around and attack the officer for referring to him as a kid.
  • Goemon finally gets the group to their destination, only to reveal that the plans for the enemy army's weapon, the reason the trio are going on this mission in the first place, don't actually exist and he just wanted an excuse to go on a heist. Hanbei and Zhang Fei are so pissed off by this that the next objective is to defeat Goemon.
  • When things go bad for the group, several enemy reinforcements are called in, including, much to Zhang Fei's dismay, Guan Suo and his own children. By the time they fight Zhang Bao, Fei has stopped trying to excuse his actions and just tells Bao to fight him.
• In Ultimate, a side mission named "The Whims of the Mystics" has the gods having a mock battle against said Mystics after which the demon army gets involved.
  • Diamondback decides to go after Zeus and try to take him down by himself thinking that it will make him, in his words, "The god of all things"... He obiviously doesn't succeed. Odin shows-up saying how stupid the idea is to him and starts fighting with him.
  Diamondback: I'm gonna take Zeus down myself! That will make me the god of all things! Heh!
  Odin: You, an absolut god? Hehe, just how stupid are you?
  Diamondback: Shut it, pretty boy! You've no idea how strong i really am!
  • After losing, Diamondback just admits that he knew he wasn't going to be able to do much in the first place. He even sounds genuinely saddened. His dialogue afterwords just sells it.
  Diamondback: That's really the best i can do... I knew it, we all knew it!

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