One trap in the YouTube deathrun requires them to avoid/jump over Skip Ads. Vanoss, after dying once to the trap, tries it again... and when he approaches the middle one, Basically activates the trap, but it ends up killing himself instead.
Vanoss:(Trying) Okay, so I think you gotta get really close, you gotta get really really close.... Basically- (Basically activates the trap, but it ends up killing him right as Vanoss says Basically.) Oh shit, how did you do that?!? Basically:(Incredulously, as Wildcat and 407 laugh in the background.) What- IT KILLED ME! IT. KILLED. ME! Wildcat: It didn't kill you, it just caused you to not be living.
During a Valentine's Day edition of Death Run, Wildcat botches up passing through a trap he had no trouble with prior, dying twice. Vanoss tells Wildcat that he has no more lives (he had one remaining, but Vanoss was being Vanoss there) and Wildcat replies that he still has... Right as he walks into a hidden hole in front of the group, killing him and taking his remaining life.
Vanoss: You have no more lives for this entire video! Wildcat: I do too, pussy lip- (falls).
Nogla: Oh man, I can't believe I made it further than Brian! (proceeds to accidentally fall into a hidden hole, killing him and taking his last remaining life and sending Vanoss, Moo, and Terroriser into hysterics) Vanoss: No... fuckin' way! Moo: You- you can't write that! Terroriser: Oh, why did I eat food at that moment?!?
During this Undertale-themed Deathrun, Ohmwrecker (who is Death) introduces the course in a very unsettling manner.
Ohm:(calmly) Welcome to the rabbit's hole, my friends... Delirious:That's fuckin' creepy! (everyone laughs)
During the very first trap, Nogla volunteers to go first, but looks up, to which Vanoss asks why. Nogla replies that he just had a feeling the trap comes from above.... and right as he finishes that the trap triggers, instantly killing Nogla via a lot of sausages to the face.
The Diabetes Merry-Go-Round from the same video as above has at least three. The first is from Vanoss:
Vanoss:(During his first attempt)Oh yeah. Eas-(gets killed when 407 changes the direction of the carousel in front of him.)
Nogla's disastrous first attempt:
Nogla: Haleop! (Gets killed by a Pepsi can before he even lands, causing everyone to laugh)Fuck!I didn't even jump!
Basically dies twice here. The first he just goes "AAAARRRGGGHH!" But on the second time:
Basically:SON OF ABITCH!
Vanoss falling off the mushy peas trap, causing him to get launched and hit the ceiling, and Wildcat to break laughing.
The guys come up to a trap where they must hop over knives to get to safety. Most of them die at least once due to bad luck or odd hit detection, but then Scotty dies about a dozen times, and Marcel keeps dying up to 20 times. It ends with Vanoss, Wildcat and Nogla laughing so hard Vanoss hurt his throat, Wildcat hurt his jaw, and Nogla actually cries.
Marcel: I don't get it! I don't know what I'm doing wrong!!! Wildcat: You're not jumping over the knives, idiot!
While messing around before starting a Deathrun match, Panda manages to glitch out his player model, much to the amusement of everyone else. His own giggling when Vanoss tells him to go third person to see it must be heard to be believed.
This video features a Batman-themed Deathrun map. This isn't funny by itself, but what is funny is the ridiculous plot Delirious made up for it: The Joker has infiltrated the Batcave, and he's changed all the passwords to Batman's porn.note As in, the passwords to Batman's porn collection; the passwords weren't changed to "Batman's porn." Marcel almost immediately objects to this.
Wildcat: Oh no, not Batman's Brazzer account! Shit! Basically: I am not playing Deathrun for the sake of saving Batman's porn!
The "Escaping Prison!" death run where the crew pretends to be actual inmates.
Vanoss: You! Across the hall! What are you in for, huh? Nogla:IIIII'm in for killing an owl! Vanoss: Really? Nogla:(Draws rocket launcher) ...Yes! Vanoss:Wha- *BOOM!*
Firstly, to decide who is Death, the group spawn four barrels and takes it in turns to shoot their respective one - whoever sets their barrel off first is Death. Vanoss manages to set his off with a single shot and wipes the entire group out in the resultant explosion.
Lastly, when they decide the map is too cheap for anyone to make it to the end, they just decide to disable gravity and spawn more explosive barrels pretty much everywhere - whoever dies last is the winner. One is set off and, obviously, the entire room goes up in explosive flames. Cartoonz wins.
In a Mini Ladd Gmod Death Run video, SeaNanners uses the banana model from Peanut Butter Jelly Time in the default position as his player model, which combined with the temple theme of the map, created Banana Jesus. It gets even more hilarious when Nanners decides to introduce his "sermons" with a sad track played with MLG airhorns, and then the "Tactical Nuke Incoming!" quote from Modern Warfare 2, all the while floating in his arms stretched position. This bit then ends with him coming in to a rap that leave the others cracking up.
Everything about the YouTube Death Run is hilarious on a meta level. Especially all the jokes about Evan carrying everyone's channels. The group is basically roasting themselves.
Basically: Make a YouTube Channel, dick ride off of Evan's success... (dies) Ohhhh... Wildcat: That's all that far that'll get you, bitch.
Later in the Deathrun, everyone besides Moo (Who is Death) attaches themselves to Evan... only for him to die due to multiple ragdolls weighting him down and then, a game crash happens.
Basically: Alright Evan, carry us to victory! Is this what you want to see, subscribers?
These two clever jokes Moo pulls off on Terroriser.
Terroriser:(As Evan's character model holding a Terminator character model) Eh... just be Evan and have Evan carry you to success. (Falls and dies) It didn't work! Moo: That's twice now that it hasn't worked. (Moments later, Brian manages to escape a trap triggered by Delirious that can crush you with big "Subscribe" bars.) Delirious: Terroriser, you dodged all of those subscribers. Terroriser: Yeah, I didn't get any subscribers there. Moo: Brian is great at dodging subscribers!
In this gameplay, Vanoss tries to bait Moo into activating the trap by walking backwards into it then running forward. Moo pretends to have fallen for it but Vanoss realizes that he's lying at the last second. Nogla and Marcel then try to convince Vanoss that Moo really did activate the trap but he refuses to believe them so he jumps back into the trap then out as an act of defiance. The trap was this close to closing in on him but Vanoss was able to escape death, to everyone's shock. Yes, including his.
Moo:(Sees a trap featuring Kim Jong-un and Vladimir Putin) I'm 'putin' my money on this one! Basically:(As everyone goes through the same trap above) Wait! Wait! Single file line, no 'russian'.
One trap drowns out the audio of whoever falls under it. Nogla gets caught in it, making him sound like as though he's in another room, while asking the trap for his happy meal.
In a trap where the victim gets "fired" by Trump, Delirious gets caught in it. All of a sudden, Nogla steps too close and gets sucked in as well, which causes Delirious to unintentionally kill him.
Wildcat once again performing his hilarious dissing of Trump.
At one point, the guys decide to vandalize a picture of Trump on the map. On Wildcat's perspective, there is one moment where he decides to use his crowbar to give one picture of Trump a mustache.
The fact that there's a Donald Trump player model in the game is funny on its own.
This Crash Bandicoot Deathrun video has quite a few notable funny moments.
Nogla walking off a trap and dying by not looking where he was going. He follows it up by noclipping past the trap, only to get killed by the same trap while he does.
Mini's constant shriek of "woah," mimicking Crash's... while also putting the "woah" gif of Crash on his facecam each time he says it.
At the very start, Anthony walks straight into the open ahead of the others and stays put. Cue a big hole out of nowhere!
Nogla again. This time by Mini Ladd. He immediately assumes that Mini will go after him in one trap and jumps after Scott. Cue Mini activating the trap and killing Nogla.
Mini does it again in the next trap straight after the first one, much to Nogla's annoyance.
Marcel and Evan taking on ANOTHER Thanksgiving map.
Marcel having flashbacks with the knives trap. He even tries physgunning the knives away, only to be killed by the entity data.
Vanoss: You just made them invisible now!
Marcel shoving the knife into the turkey's rear at the end.
Basically: I am a fucking manchild and I've never seen one.
In the same video is LEGIQN suddenly changing into Marge Simpson and tries to imitating her voice... only to sound like a "local pedo in the park," as Brian puts it. LEGIQN rolls with the idea.
From this video onward, it became a running gag for Brian to get shafted with shitty "memorabilia" in every map
Basically referencing the Roll Safe meme... then asking where it's from, only knowing it involves a black man and has a finger to the side of his head.
In this tower deathrun map, Vanoss notes how Mini, Nogla and Marcel falling to their deaths while on a platform was like what happened in Die Hard. Nogla then asks if Tom Cruise in the movie, only to say seconds later that he's pretty sure he was, which leads to the others to hilariously correcting him that Tom Cruise was not in the movie.
Nogla:(Genuinely interested and confused) I gotta watch Die Hard now.
After several maps of not having proper memorabillia in the Death Run maps, Brian finally gets a giant sign in his honor he also gets a self destruct button for the sign, which he discovers by accident (and a little prodding from Vanoss) and flips his shit the second he sees what happened to his poor sign.
In a Fake Thanksgiving map, Delirious asks Terroriser if he's Australian. The Irish Terroriser complains that people often mistake him for one, but Delirious clarifies that he's referring to his Arnold skin, who is Austrian.
Even in a Skribbl.io-themed map, there were still plenty of Homers, many of which are of Off-Model designs just like how they were drawn in the videos. And every single trap is a Homer.
The long spinning Homers were referred to by Nogla as breadsticks.
At the last trap, Delirious wonders if the Homer amalgamation has a penis, as he points out the rather phallic shape at the bottom of the obstacle. Cue Nogla (who was Death) being distracted by this and Terroriser barely avoiding the trap's lasers. When the other two survivors, Vanoss and Moo, successfully get past it, Nogla demands the trap to be reset, only for him to be killed by Terroriser no-clipping and reactivating the trap.
Playing a The Matrix themed deathrun, complete with a throwback to the old Matrix skits.
The elevator scene skit from an old GMod video gets revisited years later, to hilarious results:
The first sequence opens to the same setup... but Terroriser doesn't respond to the elevator immediately, leaving incredibly long dead silence until Vanoss, in a fit of concealed laughter, reminding him it's his cue as he also cracks up.
The Terminator makes an appearance again, but this time, he's in the right movie, with the proper setting being a post-apocalyptic future. He promptly gets shot by his brethren shortly afterwards.
Hagrid greeting with "Your Faggio, Mr. Anderson," complete with him riding a Faggio, subverting the original gag. He was also about to Double Subvert it, but got killed off by the delayed C4.
The "red pill, blue pill" skit, complete with various absurd snow-clones far from the original intent.
Terroriser: Is this the only Matrix joke we have?
Vanoss messing around with the slow-mo to screw over his friends as they attempt to clear the obstacles.
In general, the various times and ways they end up killing each other, which gets to the point where they repeatedly try to get back on track with the video only to quickly go Off the Rails again.
And when they reach the end, the guys instead loop back to the start of the map, and with another "red pill blue pill" joke, Terroriser screams in anguish and blows himself up, leading to them having to make their own end to the map below:
By the end, Delirious sets up the supposed end to the fourth Matrix movie to showcase to the others after finding the Deathrun ending anti-climatic. While setting up, a few mishaps on Delirious' end led to at least two off-screen explosions, the others finding the lack of context hilarious and just let their imagination take the wheel.
The Amber Heard Trial Map has Vanoss bring in a new way to determine who will be death. A bottle that plays spin the bottle when hit and kills whoever it lands on. The last one standing would be Death.
In the first round, it looks like it’s going to land on Moo and then proceeds to slowly turn 180 degrees and kill Terroriser. The second round then proceeds to point at where Terroriser is standing from his spot in the corner, and then kills him. The Third time, Terroriser stays dead so the bottle won’t shoot him… only for the bottle to point as his corpse, and proceeds to kill him once he comes back to life. Terroriser can only sigh as he resigns himself to be Death.
From then on it became a running gag in the video for Vanoss or someone else to randomly use the bottle and have it kill Terroriser.
Finally, at the end of the video, Brian is ranting on how "lucky" Vanoss was to discover the bottle for "a nice easy bit" Vanoss just shrugs and says "I mean it wasn't easy, it had to be programmed." After which Terroriser (finally) puts it all together and figures out that the bottle was indeed programmed to kill him and no one else.
In a later Deathrun video, the bottle appeared again. Terroriser, knowing what happened before, runs for the hills. It kills Nogla and Delirious.
The annual Thanksgiving deathruns death challenge is to spawn miniature tanks and hope you aren't crushed by them..but to Terroriser, it's just a load of error models, so he doesn't participate and instead dances in the middle.
Guess Who
The Running Gag of the Sudoku power-up (which causes the player using it to change rapidly into several NPCs before causing a powerful, self-killing explosion, complete with the player loudly shouting SUDOKU!
Evan baited Tyler into blowing up himself by pretending to be a hunter in this Guess Who video. Upon realizing that he'd been tricked, Tyler disconnected.
The context is even more funny. The objective of Guess Who is to disguise yourself as one of the many NPC's so the hunter will not suspect you're a real person and kill you. However, it turns out one of the many special abilities in this game is disguising yourself as a hunter. Evan had tagged one of the hunters without being spotted, granting him the power. He then went back to where Tyler was. Tyler, without a second thought, uses a Sudoku in the hopes of killing the "hunter." However, when he sees Evan's name and realizes what happened, he almost immediately rage-quit the game.
During one session of Guess Who where a majority of NPCs are from Mario, the Hunters are Waluigi and they're in a Mario-themed CS:GO map, Vanoss dances close-by Wildcat. Tyler looks at Evan doing so not once, but twice and somehow doesn't recognize this as an action indicating that's not normal NPC behaviour. What makes it even more funny is not only Basically and Vanoss' bewildered/humored reactions, but also how Evan even goes up to him and calls out his name as the round ends, all with Wildcat not realizing Vanoss was the Dr. Mario dancing until he told him.
Wildcat suffered the ultimate embarrassment. Too embarrassing for him to put it in his video. He was the only one to leave it out.
In the same video, Wildcat ends up getting himself killed, which Vanoss saw. His response? To dance on top of Wildcat's body before booking it. Tyler's frantic reaction just sells it. Wildcat's reaction to dying at that point is also worth a mention.
Wildcat: AAAOOOOOO, pussy-lips!
In this office map, Delirious and Vanoss suspect Terroriser in disguising as himself (the Terminator) to avoid being spotted. He tries to deny it, but Delirious appears in front of and shoots him. Terroriser then yells loudly if they could just give him 10 minutes of content.
Wildcat's version of the Game of Thrones intro which he comically sings after Vanoss finds him.
Wildcat:(Becomes a dragon) Fly away! Fly away! FLY AWAAAAAAAY!
Terroriser tricking the hunters into thinking an NPC is him. They berate and toy with the NPC while Terroriser plays along. They only realize it's not him when Wildcat dies while trying to kill the NPC.
Hide & Seek
Whenever the seeker(s) walk right past one of the hiders, and they start laughing. Bonus points if the seeker finds them immediately afterwards.
This Hide and Seek video has one particularly hilarious moment near the end. Delirious shows everyone a subway train that takes them to a whole new part of the map to show them something that turns out, to the dismay of Terroriser, to be a huge poster down an alley that says "Arnold for President"
During a Hide and Seek round, Basically - confident he has a great spot - leads an increasingly incredulous group through a maze of subway tunnels for a minute and a half. Through sheer dumb luck, they manage to pick a route that takes them back to the map's surface directly in front of the seekers.
Earlier in the video, Vanoss finds Delirious on a rooftop and starts barrelling towards him while yelling "JUSTIIIICE!"
In one of the rounds, Vanoss, Brock, and Delirious find a small, cramped spot in a rooftop. Marcel accidentally catches Brock in the window when Vanoss isn't looking. When he does look, he panics for a moment, then quickly runs down the ladder while yelling for Delirious to run. It's much more chaotic than it sounds.
Vanoss and Delirious exploring a bathroom stall, only to find the seeker in the third stall.
In Brock's perspective, it is revealed that there was a round where all of the seekers changed their characters to Delirious' player model when Delirious was the last one alive. Delirious doesn't realize what's going on until the end of the round.
Nogla, Marcel, Delirious and Moo gathering together to try and push Vanoss, who is the seeker, to the pool. By the time the seeker is allowed to move, he ends up blasting off to the sky and down to the ocean.
Delirious once again being a Magnificent Bastard by being able to tag Moo, Marcel and Nogla near the end of the round. Serves as a Moment of Awesome for him for being able to sneak from behind them, Brian and Vanoss without being noticed and fooling them to believe that he was still in the jail cells. Not to mention that the others were pretty much messing with him throughout the rest of the round before it.
Vanoss' trying to escape Terroriser, Nogla, Delirious and Marcel... only to run into Brock. Special mention goes to him saying "JUKES!" as though he sneezed, which Terroriser lampshades.
The 2018 St. Patrick's Day video, where the guys play around with the running animation for the drunk/caught characters, which nearly bends them in two when they move.
Delirious mispronouncing the word 'alcohol,' turning it into 'al-ca-hot-ma-halls.'
Terroriser adlibs about how Basically returned to the gang with the constant mentioning of... pencils. Vanoss thankfully stops him.
Terroriser/Viggo: And then my son, a few months after his channel dies, goes and steals his pencil and kills his fucking pencil. Then invites him to play Gmod Hide and Seek....with a FFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKING PENCIL. Vanoss/Iosef:Jesus fuckin' Christ, relax with the pencils. Terroriser/Viggo:...I love pencils. (Vanoss and Terroriser begin laughing at the skit's stupidity)
In the balloon edition of the video (which was also for Delirious' birthday):
Three (later four) of the seekers manage to corner Brock. What follows is a hilarious conversation as he begs them not to pop the balloon.
Brock: Please...my balloon has never been popped before! BRIAN, HELP MEEEEE!
Brian, who is the last hider, getting immediately caught while trying to spy on them.
Delirious is seeking and tries to catch Vanoss, but gets caught in a trap.
Delirious: I'll pop your mother, and your father, and yo- OH, COME ON!
Brian helps Nogla get to a Terroriser Spot. He later betrays him at the end and catches him with...
Nogla: One second on the fucking clock!
In the second "beach ball edition" video, there's lots of funny moments to go around.
Delirious finds two secret spots. The first one backfires miserably, because Vanoss, who is seeking, also knows about it. Vanoss stands behind Delirious waiting for him to notice as everyone else books it, then he says...
The second one works a lot better, but he discovers it completely by accident. By going on a platform just above the water, Delirious ends up quickly moving across the platform very quickly and ending up below the plank. Everyone's reaction when they discover it must be seen to be believed.
They also lampshade the fact that if Brock finds it, they'd all die, and it's very easy to discover by accident like Delirious did.
In one of the rounds, Terroriser is the last hider alive with less than thirty seconds. He is hiding in a bunch of bushes, seemingly invisible...until Delirious realizes that walking through a door backwards completely gives away his location. Terroriser, having no idea about this, gets caught with only six seconds left.
In the second "Baby Edition" video:
Vanoss hides in a porta-potty. When he gets found, he repeatedly shuts the door to stop the seekers from getting in. It doesn't work.
The gang find a helicopter that can be activated and sends you all the way across the map and back, wasting a full minute of time. They have a lot of fun with it.
In one round, all of the hiders make a getaway in it, with some of them standing on top of it. The ones on top all wave their hands as the helicopter goes by.
Brock and Brian "report news" of what is going on in the round, including Vanoss getting caught "I just saw an owl... turn into a baby!" Terroriser then says that they are not a real news channel and should not be taken seriously. "FAKE NEEEEEWWWS!"
Later, they try to do the above skit again, but Brock gets left behind.
Brock:Nooo, Brian!
Ironically, Brock ends up winning that round as the last surviving hider after hiding in the ambulance in the middle of the map in a fit of desperation and panic.
From the Dragon Ball Z edition, the guy's semi-roleplay as their playermodels, such as Terroriser as Vegeta trying to find the Dragon Balls to wish for a proper hairline.
When the hunter(s) complain about the Hitbox Dissonance with 1 hp props. Especially when the prop outright bleeds, but doesn't die. It's one of the only things that everyone can agree on.
The pencil in their back to school 2021 video is the granddaddy of Hitbox Dissonance; not only is it insanely small, it's also practically invisible.
In this Prop Hunt video, Wildcat and Terroriser (props) decide to troll Vanoss, Moo, and Delirious (hunters) as they bumble around a room trying to find them.
The next round,note Teams swap between rounds. the three don't even change props as they hide behind a secret door underneath a staircase. The round ends in under two minutes.
The round after that, Terroriser and Wildcat (props again) go right back to the same spot, but this time Vanoss, Delirious, and Moo (hunters) know that they mentioned something closing, so Delirious says they go back to the same room and "spam Enote the default keybind in GMod and most first-person games in general for interacting with something; e.g. picking up props or opening doors on everything." The trolling continues as Wildcat says they're inside the computer screen, suggests that they're somewhere that the hunters can't get to, and laughing their asses off all the while. Delirious eventually finds that Wildcat and Terroriser are rubber duckies in a bathroom hidden behind a secret door. They were able to mess with the hunters because the door was see-through from their side.
This video has a few moments. Notable examples are:
Moo (as a prop) engaging in a ridiculous, roundabout chase with Nogla (as a hunter) with the only thing keeping the two away is a couch.
Continuing with the Running Gag, Delirious suddenly dies walking over a bottle and his model faceplants on the floor. He dies on the same bottle again in a later round which Wildcat and Nogla lampshade.
Nogla's attempt to hide on top of a truck at the Hunters' spawn point. It goes very well.
Wildcat getting scared by Delirious. This happens due to Vanoss retreating from Terroriser and Delirious. Wildcat remained where he was at and when he mistakes the person opening the door as Vanoss, once it swings open it turns out to be Delirious and Wildcat starts panicking. Of course, that person being Delirious, once he starts shooting at Wildcat, he ends up dying due to randomly shooting everythingbut Wildcat, who was a watermelon.
In this video (Filing Cabinet Jukes!), out of all things that Delirious could have screamed when he was killed, he screamed "YAHOO!"
Everyone manages to find at least one item dedicated to them (such as a portrait of Moo and Lui posing in the same manner as Vincent Vega and Jules Winnfield from Pulp Fiction, a slightly opened box labeled as "Not A Terroriser Spot," a wanted poster with Wildcat in it and a random doodle with Nogla's head drawn on it)... everyone but Marcel, who then complains about it.
Moo having the audacity to hide in front of an old man cut-out while disguised as an old man, and almost getting away with it. Vanoss and Wildcat only notice after he begins to laugh.
On Nogla's perspective, while Vanoss, Tyler and Marcel were searching for Brian, the latter asks Vanoss not to shoot his rocket launcher. The next time Vanoss appears on-screen, a huge text saying "I have a rocket launcher. Your argument is invalid" appears over his head.
Wildcat:(After being killed by Ohmwrecker) Dammit! Fuck dude, we were bottles between the couch and the bullet ploof grass! (Realizes what he said as everyone laughs). ... Vanoss:(Unable to speak with laughter) B- b- b- Wildcat: SHUT THE FUCK UP! It was a little dyslexia moment all right, chill out!
Terroriser is such a tryhard in one match, that the sound of glass breaking makes him go full Terminator.
At one point during the roller-skating rink session of Prop Hunt, Nogla tells Delirious that Terroriser is an explosive barrel in a small room full of them. Delirious immediately falls for it and blows them all up, only to realize that he screwed up just before his avatar dies.
In another round with Nogla and Terroriser as props, they jokingly suggest that Vanoss and Delirious go up to the secret sex room and act out a scene from fanfiction in exchange for a hint to Terroriser's location. Vanoss switches to the SMG and deliberately starts shooting one of the arcade games, killing himself in seconds.
Vanoss and Wildcat find a milk carton and, declaring it to be SMii7y since his player model is a giant one, drop it off the second story of the building they're in. By sheer coincidence the real SMii7y just so happens to die of fall damage at the exact same time, the serendipity sending everyone into hysterics.
In the beginning of the "haunted house of babies" episode, Delirious is seen hiding in an outhouse as a baby. He repeatedly jumps out of the hole to taunt the hunters, much to everyone's amusement.
His reaction when Terroriser sees him and promptly shoots him dead is also worth mentioning:
Delirious: I am here to professionally— OOOOHHHH!!!!*BOOM!*
In another video (The ambition is real!), Wildcat is hiding as a trash can. He taunts Vanoss by jumping and saying "Jump!" whenever he does so. Unfortunately, Vanoss catches him jumping, and this conversation ensues:
In the "broken map" episode, Wildcat is hiding as a cup among a pile of logs. Unfortunately, because the map is broken, Vanoss doesn't see the logs; he just sees a floating cup.
The "Furious 407" video goes completely off the rails by the end.
First, Marcel walks through a doorway and dies for no reason.
THE DOOR KILLED ME!!!
Then, the main attraction begins: Scotty finds Brock and shoots the absolute shit out of his prop, but Brock doesn't die. What follows is absolute pandemonium as Scotty rages about the horrible hit detection as Marcel is screaming nonstop trying to help him, all while Brock and Tyler are laughing their heads off.
Scotty: I shot him so many fucking times!
Later:
(A royally pissed off) Scotty:HE'S BLEEDINGEVERYWHERE!!!!
Brock ends up winning the round, causing Scotty to Rage Quit.
Watching Scotty's perspective is even funnier: He edited the "Nope!" sound effect into the video whenever he clearly shoots Brock, but he doesn't die.
In the beginning of the "Christmas" 2019 video:
The video opens with an animation of them finding the secret door that leads you into the inside of a... phallic object in the nether region. Seriously.
Moo: I don't want this! I don't want this!
At the start of the first round, this happens:
Delirious: Night Owl... I mean, Vanoss! Vanoss:(in a serious tone) We have to save this city. Delirious: This is the city that we- oh! Oh my God! *coughing* I'm choking.
"The Lamp Delivery Map"
In the intro, Terroriser kills Scott, who is a chair, after a very obvious hint/pun gives away his location. The gang proceeds to profusely apologize as he doesn't say a word before suddenly blurting out, "STUPID ASS GAME!"
In one of the rounds, all three of the props hide in the vicinity of where the hunters spawn. Panda is instantly shot by Scott, and Brock shoots Ohm immediately afterward. Finally, Vanoss randomly shoots his noob tube "KOBE!" and kills Terroriser.The round lasts a grand total of eight seconds, making it the second-fastest round of prop hunt they have ever played.note The actual fastest round, found in one of Vanoss' older videos, ended in a victory for the hunters only two seconds after the hunters spawned.
After a round where Vanoss wins by sheer luck, Terroriser gets mad at Ohmwrecker because he Failed a Spot Check. Then, someone (most likely Panda, but it's hard to tell) tries to say "Oh, fuck!" But instead it comes out as, "Oh, fart!" Panda absolutely dies laughing as the rest of the gang realizes what just happened.
Taken up to eleven in one GMOD Scary Map video (the one that introduced the 'cocktus') where Nogla is relentlessly spawn-killed for a good minute just to entertain his peers.
Wildcat: Whadder doin' here, Nogla? Vanoss: What happened in here, man? Nogla: I was tryin' to survive, but then I met this prick, and I died. (Debris flies everywhere as the guys freak out and Wildcat is killed.) Nogla: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, BITCH! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!
Their adventure through a GMod Scary Map. At one point Mini Ladd turns into a creepy character named Pablo and begins talking about how he kidnapped a busload of children and did... unspeakable things to them. Eventually everyone gets creeped out and Vanoss responds by blowing up the entire room with himself in it.
Nogla: I think you did everyone a justice there.
From the same map, Vanoss accidentally kills an NPC who presumably would've told them where a keycard they needed to proceed was. After backtracking to the door the keycard would've unlocked, Mini decides to open the door by completely covering both it and the lock in C4. It goes well.
During a session of Gmod Scary Maps the crew comes across the corpse/ragdoll of a woman (who's actually Lucy from Elfen Lied) who was recently murdered and they all start showing some concern, except Evan.
Vanoss: Let's just take the fucking wood. Everyone starts cracking up Vanoss: Who cares? We didn't know her.
To top it all off, Nogla decided to take the corpse along with them, claiming she's his girlfriend, complete with an animation of Nogla casually carrying the corpse around with the physics gun. The other players could not hold their laughter.
Nogla: She doesn't talk; like, what better could you ask? ...Never decline my advances? Girlfriend. ...She's so flexible, too. Let's just all compliment my girlfriend.
"Oh, there's a naked Kylie Minogue here!" Said by Nogla stumbling upon a naked zombie-like creature's corpse.
The ending of the map is feeding a black woman a watermelon. "DAS RACIST!"
In a Gmod Horror Map, the gang get so confused on a maze that they actually have to stop the video, take a screenshot and open it up in paint to plan a path.
In another Scary map, Marcel forgets what name they use on Tarmen note Specifically, humanoid NPCs that are colored black everywhere. (Leon) throughout the video until Evan shows a video clip, from three years ago. Afterwards, Marcel starts calling them Leon correctly.
Delirious suffers a lot in this video. More on that below.
Delirious and Vanoss kill a hostile NPC.
Marcel: Thanks for killing my landlord. Now I don't have to pay rent anymore.
Delirious gets jumpscared twice in the beginning, and his reaction is hilarious both times.
Oh God. This is creepy. *Jumpscare*AHHHHHH! Alright, I'm going this way. I'm going this w- AHHH!
After the first jumpscare, Vanoss opens a door. Very slowly.
Vanoss: Man, you gotta oil that door!
Not long after that, Delirious sees a painting and says it's his family. Marcel asks who the black guy is.
Delirious: I don't know, it's just...my wife cheats on me sometimes.
Marcel has to break down a long series of brick walls to get to the next section. The walls keep going for so long that Vanoss stops Marcel in order to lampshade it.
Vanoss: You're digging an entire hallway!
Eventually, they start using C4. While blowing up the wall with C4, they reveal a jumpscare where a dead body falls in front of the player beating down the wall.
When the last wall is destroyed, Delirious dies for seemingly no reason. His Non Sequitur before he dies is hilarious.
Delirious: Oh, shiver me timbers. *Dies*
The gang have to bypass a small parkour section. Delirious is the last one to make it, and he fails several times. While he's coming back to try again, Vanoss puts a C4 on one of the platforms.
Delirious: Alright. I got this. I got this! I g- (He notices the C4) Beat Delirious: I got this. I got this. *Vanoss blows him up*
Marcel sees a woman who has hung herself and says, "Look, a Piñata!"
They later find a charred body that has also been hung, and Vanoss says...
Vanoss: Ohhh, that's an old Piñata!
The "old Piñata" promptly explodes, scaring Delirious a third time.
Delirious walks into a door that locks behind him. What is behind the door isn't seen, but his dialogue implies that it's not pretty.
Delirious: Alright, let's see what's behind door number five! NOOOOOOO!Get it off of me! Get it off of meeee!HELP!HELP!(He dies.)
The very next door has two crates. Vanoss jumps in, only to realize they are explosive. Everyone dies.
Later, they find a man in a chair and apparent torture chamber. They proclaim it to be Mini Ladd and try to save him. "Mini Ladd" ends up dying.
In general, here are many jokes about Mini Ladd in earlier videos that have become Hilarious in Hindsight or Harsher in Hindsight after the allegations that destroyed his career, but this one has many more than the others do.
Delirious is used as a test dummy to see if the lasers in the "Mini Ladd" room are deadly. They are.
Vanoss announces that he is entering a room, but has a huge voice crack.
Vanoss: We're going into this...(Voice crack) room!
The room turns out to be a trap. Explosive barrels come out, killing Vanoss and Delirious. What makes it funny is that Vanoss initally survives.
After the horrible ending, Delirious places Nogla's Zoidberg player model on the wall of credits and points to the names and "demonstrates" how they contributed.
In the "Cocktus" video:
In the beginning, the crew starts off jumping off a building into a cemetery with slow motion. Naturally, when it's Terroriser's turn, Vanoss employs fast motion instead, using the excuse that the button is right next to the slow-mo button.
The next time, Vanoss does do it...but Terroriser gets hit with a rocket and goes flying upward.
Wildcat has a hilariously over-the-top reaction to getting grabbed my a monster on a ceiling.
Wildcat: AAAHHH! NO! NO! HELP ME! HELP ME!
Immediately afterward, Mini Ladd hyperventilates and says something that sounds like "Hippopotamus" according to Vanoss, for seemingly no reason at all.
Their Dragon Ball Z Video had them sent into a riot of Contagious Laughter for a reason. Particularly when it combines Ahnold, Krillin, and an inappropriately-placed jet thruster. To make a long story short, Mini Ladd and Wildcat lost the most shit out of the group.
Alternate viewpoints show that right after they unlocked the model, the Terminator model flew into the sun while spinning.
The same video features a complete random assembly of random character models like Green Lantern, Nappa, Superman "simultaneously kicking Nappa in the ass while shooting a three-pointer," the Flash, and then someone adds a Yoda right underneath Green Lantern's ass and Wildcat decides to do a Yoda impression right on the spot, strange syntax and all, about Yoda seeing Green Lantern's butt.
Delirious: What is wrong with us? Mini Ladd: What were we doing with our lives to get to this point?!
Anytime Wildcat's in a video, there's going to be at least one funny moment involving him.
Speaking of which, the entire "Go Home Go Bed" skit, which involves Wildcat going through increasingly bizarre locations just to get back home... only to find that his "house" was directly behind where he started walking.
The guys discover a map that has them inside a giant fish tank (or they shrunk down). Hilarity ensues as they accidentally kill one of the NPCs outside the tank, mess around with Wii Remotes, and act like they're playing Wii Sports.
Nogla: I'm playing Wii Sports. Vanoss: Really? What sport are you playing? Nogla: Uh, staring contest.
On another map, they use all sorts of insane bomb add-ons, most notably a bomb that pushes and pulls physics objects and ragdolls toward and away from it after detonating.
Vanoss also spawns in a black hole bomb and passes it off as a thermos of chicken noodle soup.
Vanoss, Terroriser, Delirious and Nogla trying and repeatedly failing to build a proper sled in this video. While the beginning is mild as it is a race between the four down a snowy mountain, the rest of it is downright hilarious once it goes back to where they got the idea of building a sled from and how they spent "a fucking hour of absolute torture and hell" just to finish one. This is even more funny on the other three's perspectives. Some notable moments are:
Terroriser is often on the receiving end of their sled's glitchy rampage.
Nogla getting particularly mad at Delirious for putting a diamond pickaxe on the side of his seat on sled. Just the fact that he gets absolutely mad and how he tells off Delirious over this is hilarious.
Vanoss isn't safe himself for once. The sled ends up glitching again and seemingly goes off the map. Vanoss turns his back on it after seeing it go off, but as soon as he looks back, it immediately comes back piece by piece and kills him on impact.
This Gmod Sandbox video has a few notable highlights, such are:
Vanoss trying to distract Mini Ladd from the swing in order to jump through it but fails. Points for effort, though Mini admitted to literally ramming his keyboard just to have the swing kill Vanoss.
This little dialogue from Vanoss himself:
Vanoss:(Sees Spinosaurus NPC model) He-Hey! Don't worry! This is a friendly! He, uh, he only eats plants! (Delirious walks toward it and dies) Vanoss: And, heh, and old men!
Mini Ladd spawning on the other side of the city map and trying to get to the others while avoiding detection from the group of killer Carnotaurus NPC that the others spawned, but now can't get rid of. As he was doing so, another one randomly spawns (likely done by Vanoss) and notices Mini before it turns back. Mini and the others think it's alright until the newly spawned Carnotaurus turns back and begins chasing him, with the other Carnotaurus eventually chasing him as well.
Vanoss: This is like a "Scooby-Doo!" scene.
Vanoss, Delirious, Basically and Mini Ladd swimming... in a lake full of shit. It's best that you see it for yourself.
Vanoss, Sark, Wildcat and Mini trying to survive in a Zombie Apocalypse. It goes well as you can expect. Some highlights include:
The guys setting up camp... in an attic.
Sark opening up "The World's Sketchiest Pawnshop" at their "camp."
Vanoss informing the others that he has a C4 which has a blast radius of 2 miles. Hilarity ensues.
There's also Vanoss, again, accidentally throwing a grenade inside the RV he, Mini and Wildcat were camping in against the zombie horde. As soon as the three see it, Wildcat just straight up books it but Mini gets caught in the explosion and dies. Somehow Vanoss survives dying.
Worth mentioning are the fact that at some points in this video, the guys end up miscommunicating with one another to hilarious degrees.
Delirious:(Reacting to the question Nogla gets.) Damn. Vanoss: Oh shit... Nogla: Don't shout the answer! Vanoss: We said "oh shit". Nogla: No, Delirious was shouting "A." Delirious: I said "damn", the hell are you talking about?
From one of their oldest Gmod videos is the "Elevator Source," where Vanoss, Brian, Cody and Delirious spend most of the video inside an elevator going through different floors with different surprises but all with good giggles in store.
This video where they try to make a Michael Bay movie. The first attempt fails after the C4 being held by the ninja turtle explodes and fails to activate the rest of the bombs. As Vanoss tries to solve the problem by covering the ninja turtle in C4s, he accidentally throws one onto a bomb and causes the entire map to explode.
This video where Vanoss, Wildcat and Nogla play a COD4 like sniper battle, which quickly devolves into Nogla ditching halfway through and resorting to metaphorically and literally camping with a modified sniper (which suspiciously looks like a minigun) and several anti-Sitrep Pro claymores, epic trickshot practice, and running people over.
As a Freeze-Frame Bonus, the loadout Vanoss chooses is a Ballista for the primary and a dust brush for the secondary.
. Vanoss, after dying once to the trap, tries it again... and when he approaches the middle one, Basically activates the trap, but it ends up killing himself instead.