A John Landis film, Spies Like Us shows the comic adventures of two novice intelligence agents sent to the Soviet Union as disposable decoys for the real agents. The movie starred Dan Aykroyd, Chevy Chase, Steve Forrest and Donna Dixon.The movie was referenced heavily in the song "Out With a Bang" by Self; even the title was a quote from the film.Two totally incompetent applicants, Emmett Fitzhume and Austin Millbarge, are chosen from a CIA recruitment program. They are parachuted into Pakistan and eventually end up in Afghanistan, chased by the Russians, where they learn they are being used as decoys to draw out the Sovet defenses. Two real spies are sent in. Their mission is to hijack a Soviet missile launcher, launch the Soviet missile and test the new U.S. orbital defense laser.A Family Guy episode titled "Spies Reminiscent of Us" was a sequel to this film. There are also multiple references in the NBC show Chuck.
Accent Relapse: Once the mission contacts are revealed to be Russian spies, in the subsequent interrogation scene, they have thick Russian accents.
All Men Are Perverts: Our heroes fight over the binoculars so they can perve on Vanessa Angel zipping up her jumpsuit.
Lampshaded by the female agent: "You two are unbelievable!"
Barehanded Blade Block: The military commander is asked what you're supposed to do when you meet ninjas. Handing over his clipboard to an assistant, he then proceeds to kick ninja butt, at one point stopping a sword in this manner. Mind you, he was wearing leather gloves.
The film gives an acting credit to then U.S. President Ronald Reagan, although he only appears in a clip from the movie She's Working Her Way Through College.
Centrifugal Farce: The heroes are subjected to a centrifuge at one point, and then go to lunch looking and sounding weird.
Cleaning Up Romantic Loose Ends: After inadvertently causing the end of the world, the heroes and their Soviet counterparts decide to at least die happy: Fitz-Hume pairs up with the gorgeous Agent Boyer, while the two older Soviet techs hook up together. Since there are two male techs and one female left, it seems that Millbarge and one of the other guys will be left out of the fun. Then it turns out the other two guys are gay, leaving Millbarge to pair up with the remaining woman; unnamed but played by the very hot Vanessa Angel. Win-freakin'-win. Oh, and the end of the world part? It gets better.
Creator Backlash: Paul McCartney seems to have disowned "Spies Like Us", his Top Ten recording from the film. The song has not appeared on any of the numerous best-ofs Paul has released. To date, the song's only appearance on a McCartney album of any sort is the CD reissue of Press to Play, one of his rarest and least sought-for albums.
Deadly Training Area: The protagonists have to go through this kind of training before being sent on their mission. It included having to hide in mud while live bullets were fired at them and being in a simulated plane crash (with the "plane" being dropped from 20 yards in the air).
Truth in Television: Really, they were both safe from gunfire thanks to Hard Water. Of course, the test was to see how long they could stay down there under duress.
After which Fitzhume stands up - in the middle of a gunfight between the KGB and Milbarge - and calmly tosses the grenade back, landing it through the window...and in the box of grenades that two Mooks had opened up.
Guns Akimbo: Milbarge pulls one on horseback to get Fitzhume back from the Russian highway patrol.
Highly-Visible Ninja: In the woods at night, they turn on floodlights, so that they can show off better! Then, when the Scary Black Man Colonel wants to show how tough he is, they obligingly rush him one at a time.
This means that either the "ninjas" were under the Colonel's employ from the start, or — the less logical but more entertaining explanation — they were just a pack of wild ninjas with a portable floodlight setup roaming the forest.
The whole reason the main characters were sent out in the first place was so that they'd end up being Highly Visible Spies and distract attention from other spies who were expected to be the ones to do the job.
Instant Sedation: Emmett Fitz-hume and Austin Millbarge knock out five Soviet soldiers instantly with "high-compression tranquilizer pistols".
It's Raining Men: Austin and Emmett are forced to make a parachute jump without any training as part of a test of their abilities.
Ms. Fanservice: Unless there's a better reason for why the youngest Russian agent (played by a then-unknown Vanessa Angel) comes out of her tent into the frigid air and then zips up her jumpsuit over her underwear.
While Austin and Emmett are walking away from them and talking, the two KGB Special Branch agents somehow get from the jeep they were occupying (behind our heroes) to standing in front of them.
They do the same thing into the highway patrol shack where Fitzhume is being held.
Both times, Fitzhume and (when he's present) Milbarge look just as confused as the rest of us.
Out with a Bang: Emmett says the line. Perfectly subverted in that everyone in the group of spies and Soviets gets to have sex with someone, and then they figure out how to disarm the nuclear missile and avert world obliteration.
Overly Long Gag: "Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. And Doctor." "Did we miss anyone? Good."
Reassignment Backfire: Emmett Fitz-Hume (who got his job only through nepotism), and Austin Millbarge (who works in the bowels of a civil service building) have this happen to them. Emmett didn't study for the upcoming civil service exam, and while Austin initially refuses to help him cheat, both end up causing a scene in the exam room. So their superiors send them to Pakistan as decoys, claiming they would be on a mission of great importance (when in reality, they were just there to keep the fire off the real agents). Except they eventually find their way to Russia, where alongside one of the real CIA agents, they end up saving the day.
Sleeping with the Boss: Played for laughs when Fitzhume tells his coworker that he's arranged an intimate lunch with the boss. Cut to Fitzhume and his attractive boss in bed. And apparently, he just arranged the "intimate lunch" to try to talk his boss into finding a way for him to not take the Foreign Service Board test.
Springtime for Hitler: Sort of. The intended decoys' failure to fail would have been a disaster had the real spies not themselves failed to succeed.
Suspiciously Specific Denial: The opening sequence of the movie features a satellite marked with "NO MILITARY VALUE". The satellite promptly exposes a camera and takes orbital photos of a Soviet missile.
Thanks for the Mammary: Done amusingly - Shortly after the "Doctor Doctor" scene, Emmett Fitz-Hume gets some alone time with Karen Boyer, and does some Obfuscating Stupidity while bringing his hand close to her chest, eventually grabbing one of her assets, and as he goes on rambling grabs hold of the other one with his other hand. Karen's initial reaction is mere annoyance, but after she takes hold of Emmett's hands to get them off her chest, she somehow warms up to him and they kiss.
What's a Henway?: The movie includes the following exchange when the two hear a strange loud noise:
Aykroyd: It's a dikfer! Chase: What's a dikfer? Aykroyd: To pee with.
You Just Told Me: Agent Millbarge suspects that a pair of agents supposedly sent to help him and his partner are actually KGB agents. He confirms his suspicions by saying something funny in Russian, making one of them laugh.