is a 1963 American-made film, directed by Andrew V. McLaglen, and starring John Wayne
and Maureen O'Hara
Cattle baron George Washington McLintock (John Wayne) is living the single life on his ranch. He is estranged from his snobbish wife, Katherine (Maureen O'Hara), who left him two years before. McLintock hires young Devlin Warren as a hand and his beautiful mother, Louise Warren, as his cook and welcomes their family into his home. He also butts heads with Matt Douglas, a sleazy bureaucrat who is looking to discredit McLintock, and remove the local Indians. Sparks begin to fly as an unexpected turn of events results in brawls, gunfire, an Indian attack... and the return of Mrs. McLintock, who wants custody over their daughter Becky (coming home from college) and a divorce from G.W.
The film has the following tropes:
- Author Filibuster
- Badass Family: The McLintock family.
- Belligerent Sexual Tension: Boy Howdy!
"Half the people in the world are women. Why does it have to be you that stirs my passion?"
- Benevolent Boss: McLintock is very much this. When he hires Devlin, he secretly gives Drago some money to give the proud young man and his struggling family, saying, "Tell him I pay my men a month in advance."
- Braids, Beads and Buckskins
- Butt Monkey: Agard (played by Strother Martin) is always in the wrong place at the wrong time whenever some kind of a fighting event breaks out.
- Camp Cook: Louise Warren, but she's a really good cook.
- Cattle Baron: McLintock; he started out as a rancher and worked long and hard so his wife and daughter would prosper.
- Chinese Shop Owner: Ching, until he retires and is made "part of the family" by McLintock so he won't work himself too hard.
Ching: Crummy family, crummy family!
- Daddy's Girl: Becky.
- Determined Homesteader's Wife: Katie started out as this, then she became a stuffy Rich Bitch.
- Fiery Redhead: Maureen O'Hara's character, Katherine; her behavior certanly fits that red hair.
- The General's Daughter: Averted, in that McLintock respects Devlin as a hard worker and a fine young man; when he and Becky announce their engagement at the end of the movie, he is overjoyed.
- Humiliation Conga: Getting her butt (literally!) whacked by McLintock is the least of Katherine's worries.
- Hypocritical Humor: From the Duke himself:
George Washington McClintock:
I know, I know. I'm gonna use good judgement. I haven't lost my temper in forty years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed
... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The hell
I won't! (Belts Jones in the mouth)
- Injun Country: Actually the Indians were fighting to stay in one particular part of the country, unfortunately Cuthbert H. Humphrey had other ideas.
- Mistaken for Cheating: Katherine fled two years earlier under the mistaken belief McLintock had cheated on her. Coming home to find Mrs. Warren working in the house doesn't help matters...
- No, Except Yes: GW is not intoxicated. Yet.
- Obstructive Bureaucrat: C. H. Humphrey. And a stupid one at that!
"Cuthbert H. Humphrey, Governor of our territory, is a cull. Do you know what a cull is, ma'am? A cull is a specimen that is so worthless that you have to cut him out of the herd. Now if all the people in the world were put in one herd, Cuthbert is the one I would throw a rope at."
- Only Sane Indian: Running Buffalo, along with the rest of the Comanche. They're standing around most of the movie watching crazy white folk act up.
- Punch! Punch! Punch! Uh Oh...: Devlin gets in a fight with a local ruffian during the welcome home celebration for Becky. Devlin takes care of the ruffian but then the ruffian's uncle shows up expecting justice. Devlin throws a mean punch, but the old man doesn't flinch and Devlin gets an Oh Crap look on his face before the old man realizes what happened and decks the young'un with one blow.
- Recycled IN SPACE!: It's The Taming of the Shrew... in The Wild West!
- Rule of Funny: The fight scene near the mud-hole, everyone that could fall in... did.
- Running Gag: McLintock tossing his hat onto the weathervane atop his home. Up to 310 at last count.
- Southern Gentleman: Ol' Douglas Jr. tries to be this, but mostly comes across as a hapless geek.
- Suspiciously Similar Substitute: if this movie has the look and feel of a John Ford production... it's because it uses a lot of Ford's Production Posse in the cast and crew.
- Tar and Feathers
- The Savage Indian: Parodied. The town leaders treat the local Comanche tribe like neighbors for the most part. It's mostly outsiders - and inept Humphrey - who mistreat them and drive them to go on the warpath... something that doesn't even bother McLintock and his fellows one whit.
- The Wild West
- You Wouldn't Hit A Guy With Glasses: Ol' Jr. puts on a pair after he's told that somebody should put a stop to a fist fight he's currently watching.