Crosses The Line Twice / Paradise PD

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Being a product of the fucked-up imaginations of Waco O'Guin and Roger Black as well as an original on Netflix, a streaming service notorious for its complaisant censorship standards, (or lack thereof), Paradise PD is no stranger to line-crossing humor. In fact, the show might as well be sexually intimate with it. The show uses gross-out humor and insult comedy to insult every single race, religion, sexuality, gender, disability, and political stance in the world in the most terrible ways possible.

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General

• Being set in a police station, Paradise P.D. has a lot of opportunities to utilize dark comedy, wherein the cops investigate hilarious cases of murder, rape, drug distribution, domestic abuse, school shootings, pedophilia, hate crimes, and suicide.
  • On top of that, many of the cops themselves are corrupt and engage in unethical murder, sexual harassment, and racial profiling, themselves.
• Gina's running gag, where she overtly, shamelessly, and explicitly sexually harasses Dusty is played for laughs because it's a girl doing it to a guy.
• All the fat jokes about Dusty being extremely offensive against overweight or obese people. Thanks to flanderization, these jokes only become worse by Season 3 with the writers going for every single easy and obvious fat joke possible every time Dusty showed up on screen.
• Not only is Fitz a bit of a black stereotype but he also constantly appropriates Asian and Hindu culture with his meditation rituals.
• Everything about Hopson. He's a racist rapist, who conforms to the extremely outdates depraved bisexual stereotype. That he harasses children too really doesn't help.
• Robby and Delbert are very problematic characters, who make several racist comments about non-whites and like to sexually harass people.
• Karen's pollster, Anton being a gay neo-nazi and proud of it.

Season 1

Welcome to Paradise

• Let's start with the obvious first example. Kevin shoots his father in the testicles while the latter has sex with his wife ... twice. To make matters worse, this permanently damages his balls forever and incapacitates him from producing any more natural testosterone for the rest of his life.
• As a racist old cop, Hopson pulled over Fitz for being black, despite the latter also being a cop, who literally works for the same police force.
• Hobo Cop eating pages from the bible and then taking a holy shit right there in the church.

Ass on the Line

• Kevin teaches elementary school children about sexual harassment, dressed as a dog named "Molesto the Sex Crime Dog" and then dances around, playing the banjo and singing about how every single adult on earth is a potential pedophile and how they should all be deathly terrified for their chastity, while slapping stickers on the spots they'll inevitably be molested on.
• Hancock pulls the ultimate prank on Randall: Marrying his mother and having constant sex with her.
  Randall: Hey, Hancock. Still jealous that I was in your wife and sucking them titties before you were?

Black & Blue

• Randall tells the team that affirmative action is the reason, Paradise PD hired "Officer Blackie". African-American cop, Gerald Fitzgerald, is visibly offended by this, assuming Randall was referring to him. However, it turns out Randall was actually talking about an Asian police officer named "Blackie Chan", which is still equally racist to what we were initially led to believe.
  Randall: So long, Blackie. We miss you rong time.
• The news media reports on Fitz (a black cop) shooting himself and different news outlets report it in different ways, twisting the narrative to fit their respective agendas. In order to confuse the news media, Gina, Dusty, and Fitz stage a crime scene where they fit as many prohibited bases into the scene as possible. The result is a black Trump supporter raping an obese transgender Muslim NRA supporter as revenge for her performing an illegal abortion on a pro-life, pro-gay Neo-Nazi. Just as planned, the news has no idea who to label the victim or oppressor and just packs up their bags and goes home.

Karla 9000

• Robby vomits on Stacy and helps wash the barf off by pissing on it.
• Karen's German campaign manager, Anton tells her that she's trailing in the public eye and hasn't seen polls this bad since the Blitzkreig.
• Due to monetary setbacks, Karen had to slash the budget for The Paradise School for the Blind and open a "school" in the middle of a junkyard, where the blind kids would just sit down on bags of garbage and get educated there. It's not like they'd be able to know the difference.
• A stereotypical Mexican drug dealer is named "Pedro Pooptooth" and naturally, everybody is disgusted by his name because "Pedro" sounds too ethnic.

Dungeons & Dragnet

• Agnes sings a lovely church hymn about how Jesus is better than the gods of every other religion. In it, she disses Buddhism, Hinduism, Scientology, and Greek Mythology, telling Buddha, Vishnu, Xenu, and Zeus to all suck Jesus' balls.
• Because of his religious beliefs, Preacher Paul is strongly opposed to his son's homosexuality and sends him off to be reprogrammed by pedophile priest, Father Garland, who's just using his reprogramming center as an excuse to screw little gay boys.
  • At the end of the episode, we discover that not only is Preacher Paul, a homosexual, himself but he's literally openly gay and married but he's so ashamed of it, he represses his son's sexuality while trying to keep his marriage a secret.
• A running gag in this episode is the mockery of Christianity for being such an unbelievable religion, comparing it to Dungeons & Dragons and showing how the doctrine is even more far-fetched than the content of a board game that's literally intended to be fictional.
  Pastor: One-headed dragons are fantasy. Now, 7-headed dragons crawling out of a lake of fire. That is Christianity.
• Randall was such a loser in high school, he got bullied by the football team, the women's swim team, and the special needs kids.

Meet the Jabowskis

• Gina force-feeds a nun sprite and literally calls her a "cunt".
• On African warlord, General Bumfuqué's Wiki page, it says that Kenyan native, Faola Bumfuqué didn't get to go to his school's Shake-a-Zulu dance with his schoolgirl crush because she was already going out with Barack Obama, confirming that in this universe, the rumors that Obama is actually a Kenyan are 100% true.
• Fitz describes the appearance of his diarrhea-drenched anus as Gary Coleman joining ISIS and blowing himself up.
• Big Jim Jabowski exclaims "Fuck the Handicaps!" ("Handicaps" referring to a disadvantage he's giving himself in a game) and a very crippled man with cerebral palsy rolls out in his wheelchair, yelling out in a slurred, slobbery speech, "FUCK YOU TOO, DICK!"

Police Academy

• Dusty comes in to see Hopson wearing chains and shackles and asks him if he's mocking Fitz's ancestors again.
• Randall takes a bunch of estrogen patches and Karen takes a bunch of testosterone patches, making them both act like sexual stereotypes of each other's genders.
  Karen: Ay, yo, Randall! Let's get some wings, fuck, and watch some football!
  Randall: Can't we just talk!? [cries]
  Karen: What did I say? What did I SAY!?
• When Randall goes to Police Academy, he greets a few offensive characters:
  • Ronny and Donny are siamese twins; one a flamboyant homosexual and the other an ultra-hetero manly man.
  • Handi-Cop is a misogynistic Stephen Hawking stand-in with ALS, who has a burning prejudice toward Puerto Rican people. ^note He'd later find out that the ethnic group he'd been referring to as "Puerto Ricans" were actually Scottish people and he'd been spending his whole life hating the wrong race, via misnomer.

Task Force

• Joe Biden appears, being depicted as a sick, twisted pervert, jerking off and trying to buy Dusty's virginity on the dark web. This would be the first but certainly not the last joke about Biden in the series or even the episode, as he shows up later to spy on Dusty getting sexually tortured by his cat.
• The dark web headquarters has a vending machine that dispenses babies to pedophiles.
• A flashback reveals that as a kid, Fitz was raped by a pedophile clown.
  Yucko: Hey, kid. You wanna see "It", the uncut version?
• Randall referring to the newly-formed task force of Prop Cop, Handicop (who acts like Stephen Hawking), and Conjoined Twins Ronny and Donny as "The Fanspastic Four".

Parent Trap

• Kevin cheers up his comatose friend in the hospital by playing him an old-timey negro spiritual song.
• Before The Crawfords started hating each other, they used to play Monopoly and call Randall "Trump" because of how he had the tendency to bankrupt his hotels ... That and his dementia ... and the racism.
• Hopson and Bullet go hunting drunk and shoot a man in a turkey costume and cook him for a Thanksgiving dinner, which they serve to the people at the homeless shelter. To add insult to injury, one of the homeless people eating his corpse was his son, wondering where his missing daddy went.
• Dusty takes a DNA test that says he's 1% Native American and feels as though he's in a position to get offended by the Thanksgiving parade. His entire plot this episode is about him appropriating indigenous culture and reinforcing every negative stereotype in the book.
  Dusty: I demand you white people put an end to the Thanksgiving parade!
  Randall: What? I thought fat people loved Thanksgiving.
  Dusty: No! I mean In-Juns, stupid!
  • It eventually turns out that Dusty only got that because he did the spit swab after dining at a restaurant with a Native American cook - who routinely jerks off in Dusty's food because Dusty always sends it back for being crappy.
• As an act of protest against the Thanksgiving parade, Dusty threatens to scalp the Caucasian doctor, Dr. Funtlichter. After being called a "paleface" by Dusty, Dr. Funtlichter corrects him, saying that he's actually a Nigerian bushperson who had his skin bleached so that he could get accepted into Trump university.
• This episode gratuitously slams Johnny Depp by having Randall tie him to a chair and beat him with a rubber hose until his face becomes a horrific, bloody, mutilated mess. This happened around the same time as his abuse from Amber Heard came to light but ... let's not go there.

Christmas in Paradise

• Dusty tries to bring the Christmas spirit back to Paradise by forcing the holiday down the throats of non-Christian people such as Hasidic Jews and Islamic Afghans.
• Kevin gets a mouthful of Hopson's dick after accidentally using a glory hole and claims this stunt was very close to crossing the line. If this was "very close to crossing the line", just imagine what Kevin considers to be actually crossing the line, let along crossing the line twice.
• Karen makes the mistake of putting Anton in charge of the Christmas pageant and as you can guess, the guy includes a lot of anti-Semitic propaganda, such as a musical performance called "Don't Be a Jew This Christmas".

Season 2

Paradise Found

• Dusty gets sentenced to a public execution via electric chair but because he's so fat, he can't fit in it and they need to give him an electric couch instead. This electric couch is a basic two-cushion sofa with shackles and an electric chair helmet built-in, complete with a lovely embroidery pillow with "Burn in Hell" stitched into it.
• Pat Robertson blaming the September 11th terrorist attacks on the LGBT community. ^note  This joke actually holds more truth than you'd think. For insight, On September 13th, 2001, (mere days after the attacks), Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell both openly claimed on The 700 Club that the "homosexuals" (along with the pagans, feminists, pro-lifers, and members of the American Civil Liberties Union) were partly to blame for the terrorist attacks and, of course, provided no context as to where and why he drew this extremely bigoted and oddly specific connection.
• Thester establishes The Legion of Dooooom and hires all of the worst villains in Paradise to work for them, including Harvey Weinstein, who's shown humping a ficus plant.

Big Ball Energy

• Jojo Siwa gets high on houndstooth meth, which makes her go so crazy that she tears her teeth out with pliers.
• A little girl with cancer gets buried under a tsunami of testicles harvested from the black market.
  Girl: Sweet! Make a Wish got my letter!

Tucker Carlson is a Huge Dick

• The big bad of the episode is a terrorist organization of radical feminists called "Gal-Qaeda", who want to use toxic acid to disintegrate the penises of every man in the world.
  • The Man Behind the Man turns out to be Tucker Carlson, who's the mastermind behind the entire operation and who wants to dissolve everyone else's dicks so that his tiny inverted penis will be the biggest dick in the entire world - except Tucker himself is literally a giant dick, with testicles for feet.
• Randall comes to the realization that he was molested in the boy scouts when he remembers how his den master taught him to make a campfire by rubbing two dicks together, instead of sticks.

Who Ate Wally's Waffles?

• Robby's birthday wish is to have his sickly old great grandmother broken out of her iron lung so that he can use it, which his father hesitantly helps with. To no one's shock, granny dies instantly without her iron lung and gets buried in a pet cemetary, where she later comes back as a hideous, monstrous zombie.
• Several jokes pertaining to Walt Disney being an anti-Semite, including him having a Jew alarm installed in his original office and having lived by The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
  • There's also a gag about him having an autograph from Joe McCarthy, suggesting that he was also a homophobic, anti-commie conspiracy nut.
• Robby breaks open the Disney Vault, unleashing all of the racist caricatures of minorities that appeared in old Disney movies, including Uncle Remus from Song of the South, Great Big Little Panther from Peter Pan, Shun-Gon from The Aristocats, Sunflower from Fantasia, and the Jim Crows from Dumbo.

The Father, The Son, and the Holy Post-It Note

• Dusty gets diabetes from all the high-cholesterol junk food he eats, which not only blinds him but makes his limbs fall off.
• Beatrice Dunfore is a braindead old lady on life support, who needs her husband to nurture her just to keep her alive. At the end of the episode, her husband gets shot dead .07 seconds before retirement and without him, her lifeless body gets devoured by crows.
• This episode's constant unwarranted jabs at Ron Perlman, all throughout, comparing him to a primitive neanderthal.
• Thester appropriates Nigerian culture by dressing up as an African prince and going to Miss Geraldine's house, so that he can fully commit to his 419 scam.
  Thester: Wakanda forever!
• The Catholic priest being a gutter-mouthed, money-laundering, Irish, asshole, who tells The Legion of Dooooom to kiss his puckered anus and beats the shit out of them for trying to get their money back from his church. Later on in the episode, the priest stands up to Jesus Christ, himself and tells him to go fuck himself and later kicks his ass too.
• The billboard outside the Catholic church reads "Ezek. 23:20". ^note This bible passage reads as follows; "There, she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Flip the Vote

• A meth-addicted Ronald McDonald vomiting blood all over children.
• Thester, opposed to having a female mayor, chants "Lock her up!" against Karen, while receiving a blowjob from the crack-addled Grimace.
• Karen becomes a Trump stand-in when she bans flipper people from Paradise, deeming them illegal and even calling them "swimmigrants".
• Joe Biden whipping his dick out and spinning it around on live television.
• Dusty possessing a horse with a demonic VR headset and making it scream "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!!!" at a little girl on her birthday. To make matters worse, he was actually just stating a true fact, as that girl's mother ^note (who was dead, making this joke even crueler.) was shown to be in Hell, occasionally giving blowjobs to Satan.
• Gerald Fitzgerald has sex with a dolphin in order to consummate their marriage and green-card all of the flipper people into Paradise. It makes sense it context.
  Fitz: This is why you don't go into politics, kids.

Paradise PD Meets Brickleberry

• Denzel calls out how the only black guy turned out to be the villain but Randall assures him that he is not racist ... before making sure his car is firmly locked.
• Woody gives us insight to his hilariously abusive childhood, where his mom did lots of fucked up things, such as locking him in a closet where she'd breastfeed him through a hole in the wall. Her breastmilk is all that she fed him for a while, so one day, he apparently ate dog poop just to see what solid food tasted like and his mom beat him as punishment.
• Jorge employs the wildlife of Brickleberry to work as strippers at the titty bar since they don't do as much cocaine as human strippers.
• In a callback to Randall's molestation joke from "Tucker Carlson is a Huge Dick", Randall claims that he's great at repressing memories. He suddenly starts screeching "NO, DEN MASTER DAN! GET OUT OF MY TENT!" in an innocent, childlike manner, before immediately snapping back to his calm and normal self as though nothing happened.
• Ethel and Gina turn four stubs into five, when they blow quadruple amputee, Firecracker Jim's dick off with a firecracker.
  Firecracker Jim: Oh, shit! Now my junk looks like that monster's head from Stranger Things!

Operation DD

• It's revealed that when Kevin was born, Randall and Karen tried to give him a middle name but the doctors didn't allow it because the name they chose for him was a racial slur.
• Thester's diminutive grandmother died of an oversized heart and instead of giving her a proper burial, he had her stuffed like a taxidermy animal and now uses her little corpse as a ventriloquist puppet ... which he fucks.
• The Legion of Dooooom elaborates on how despite them being criminals, who kidnap babies, mutilate victims, and murder cops, they still refuse to sexually harass anybody. Well, most of them anyway. Edna and Thester are still sick fucks, who sexually harass their co-workers and deceased family members.
• Dusty leaves his dear grandmother to die in a nuclear apocalypse just because she laughed at him for splitting his pants one time when he was a little boy.

Season 3

Fallout

• Robby steals underpants from the dry-cleaning wife of Ray the Asian, while she was wearing them.
• When Fitz hears that Dolphin Queen is pregnant, he's in a panic, ill-prepared to have a kid. Bullet thinks he knows the solution and takes out a coat hanger, so that they can pick the lock to a car and drive to another country so he can run away from this life and never see her again.
• During a Braveheart parody, Dusty gets into character as Mel Gibson, by blaming the Jews for all the world wars.
• Joe Biden taking sexual pleasure from watching Randall and his ass polyp singing together. Joe shows up later to watch the Dolphin Queen give birth to Junior.

Top Cops

• Michael Jackson appears, surrounded by some very uncomfortable children.
• Bullet tries to scam some white kids out of their money by selling them some knockoff Pokémon cards, which he made, himself. A blink-and-you'll-miss-it gag shows that one of the Pokemon cards has a depiction of Sonichu.
• Fitz goes into witness protection and his new identity is a Caucasian man named Beans Stinkwater. Fitz portrays Beans by masquerading in whiteface and dancing around like an idiot, singing country music.
• Randall arrests pedophiles by dressing Kevin up as a little boy and casting him into a NAMBLA convention with a fishing pole, luring several kiddie diddlers out, using Kevin as bait.
• Randall creates crimes so that he can solve them and win a cop competition and hears that solving a hate crime would give him just enough points to win the competition. To stage a hate crime, he converts Kevin to Judaism and plans to send him somewhere he's likely to get assaulted, (i.e. a Neo Nazi convention of Mel Gibson's house). When teaching Kevin about how to be Jewish, he just forces a bunch of negative stereotypes on him.
  Randall: What do Jews do at restaurants?
  Kevin: Tip?
  Randall: [buzzer noise] Wrong. They complain. What's a Jew's favorite kind of job?
  Kevin: Nose.
  Randall: Ding, ding, ding! You nailed it! Just like you did, Jesus.
  • After finally converting Kevin to Judaism, Kevin refuses to go through with the staged hate crime because this would technically be him doing his job and as a devout follower of his faith, he's forbidden to work on the Shabbat. Randall gets pissed off at him for this and beats the shit out of him. Gina realizes that Randall is assaulting Kevin solely because of his religion and arrests him, helping Randall win the contest at the cost of him going to jail.
• Ja Rule starts up a business selling sex toys to babies.
• Lamar Odom chooses to play basketball against a handicapped guy because he knows he'll win.

Ice Ice Babies

• Dusty addresses Fitz and "Fritz" just to piss him off. When Fitz gets mad at him for it, Dusty tells him that he should hear what name he calls him when he's not in the room.
• Hopson dumps his Japanese boyfriend, by telling him his "eggroll" didn't quite fill him up.
• Kevin accidentally starts a trend of people blaming all of their wrongdoings on carnival rides/games. O.J. Simpson hops aboard this bandwagon and blames the "alleged" murder of his wife on the Whack-a-Mole game.
  Mole: They know we set up O.J.! Let's bail!

Trigger Warnings

• Robby's white-trash family throws a hillbilly birthday party, where they shoot open a pinata with guns instead of a bat or something stupid like that. Instead of candy inside the pinta, there's a bunch of loaded guns in there, which all go off and shoot the kids to death.
• Fitz and Dolphin Queen role-play as a dolphin and a Japanese fisherman.
• This whole episode mocks Republicans and NRA supporters, by depicting such right-wingers as Randall, Gina, and Chip Fuckyeah as a bunch of uneducated, paranoid racists, who have no problem with children dying of gun violence and just brush off every school shooting and gun-related tragedy with "Thoughts and Prayers" Tweets.
• The NRA preserves the now-rotting corpse of Charlton Heston, which is tightly gripping onto a rifle beyond the grave. There's a raffle contest there, which mandates that if anyone were to pry the gun out of his cold head hands, they'll win a free seat on the Republican senate. ^note This is a joke on the Columbine massacre of 1999, where Charlton Heston responded to the outrage from people supporting gun control by saying that "If they want to take [his] guns, they can pry it from [his] cold dead hands."
• Chip Fuckyeah shows a NRA-sponsored alternate history film of a timeline, where Jesus had guns. The film depicts Jesus Christ opening fire on the Jews who tried to crucify him and then having sex with a bunch of scantily clad Middle Eastern women.
• Randall runs around town, giving out guns to everybody in town, including downtown gangs, a schizo homeless clown, Chris Brown, a blind man, Satan, a bunch of prisoners, some militias, some cults, and even some unborn fetuses.
• Fitz makes a George Floyd joke, shouting "I Can't Breathe!" while getting raped in the mouth by an octopus.
• A couple of Jehovah's Witnesses come to Kevin's door to tell him about their religion. Kevin declines business with them, as he's comfortably Jewish this season but the evangelists are having none of that and they try forcing him to convert to their religion by scaring him with a smart gun and shooting his hair clean off his scalp.

Showdown at the O-bese Corral

• This entire episode is just wall-to-wall fatphobia all the way through, with the cheap fat jokes about Dusty being cranked up to 11 and being the central focus of the episode. Even Fitz calls this out.
  Fitz: Chief! That is fat shaming! Stick to racism. We can all find that funny.
• This episode makes a point of of making several fat-cult puns, some of which insult state-recognized religions such as Scientology (Pie-entology) and Jehovah's Witnesses (Jehovah's Unfitnesses).
• All of Dusty's cult followers kill people in his name, give up their bodies to him for sex, and empty their bank accounts to him, except for Donald. He's Jewish.
• Floridians are stereotyped as being a bunch of unemployed, cigarette-smoking rednecks, who love watching animals fight and fuck.
• Chris Christie is depicted as a fat idiot, who eats like a pig and goes out in public butt-naked because he's too fat to wear any real clothes. Dusty makes a self-admittedly outdated joke from 2016, saying that he thought the only thing Christie ever ate was Donald Trump's ass.
• Somewhere in the episode, fat people become a thinly-veiled metaphor for LGBT people, with it coming to light that Randall, despite being a dedicated fatphobe, is actually a closeted fat person, himself, who's ashamed of his body type and represses his obesity from the public because in his words, "God Hates Fats".
  • Dusty compares Randall to the countless homophobic Republicans out there, who turn out to actually be LGBT themselves, including but not limited to Steve Wiles, Randy Boenhing, Mark Foley, Richard Curtis, Glenn Murphy, Ralph Shortey, and Larry Craig.

How the Cookie Crumbles

• Dusty sings the Goopy Goobers theme song in several offensive mock voices, such as a blaccent and Mongolian Buddhist voice.
• Fitz is spotted in plain sight by Clovis but all Fitz needs to do is say that he's actually Steve Harvey. Despite looking literally nothing like him, Clovis believes this because he's black.
• Dusty introduces himself to Clovis as Fitz's extremely Jewish producer.
• Randall donated to the sperm bank many years back but nobody bought his sperm. It was learned that he rode his bike to the sperm bank on the day he donated and when he took his picture, he was still wearing his helmet and he also sneezed, making him look like a mentally disabled person either with cerebral palsy or low-functioning autism, explaining why nobody wanted to use sperm with his genes.
• Hopson comes up to a baby, dressed as Maury from Big Mouth and teaches a child about the birds and the bees.
  Hopson: Hi, baby. I'm here to teach you how to fuck.
• Several jokes are made referencing the whole controversy surrounding Steve Harvey's alleged misogyny.
• This episode cuts deep into the toxicity of the Rick and Morty fanbase, calling them out for being a bunch of egotistical, condescending virgins living in their mom's basements.
  Bullet: I wish we were a show that made crusty old virgins feel smart.
• After excessive string-pulling and protest, Hopson finally got to do his stupid joke, where he dressed as Scrooge McDuck and dove headfirst into a bank vault full of other people's jizz. There, he swam around in a massive pool of many different strangers' semen and even drank it and spit it out again. The ultimate punchline to all of this is that he called himself "Splooge McDuck".

Blind Drunk

• Randall buys Karen a pregnancy bubble, which is a product from Jenny McCarthy, used as a disease-resistant alternative to vaccines. Later in the episode, Jenny McCarthy shows up herself, going for a walk with the corpse of her unvaccinated son dragging behind her.
• Bullet drives the General Lee from The Dukes of Hazzard and claims that even though this car is racist, he had to drive either this or "The Klansformer", a transformer robot that looks like a giant robot KKK member.
  Klansformer: I am Optimus Hate Crime!
• A "Fawlty Towers" Plot leads to Kevin having to go to the funeral of an Eskimo woman he's never met and pretend to be her boyfriend. He goes up to the podium and fabricates a eulogy, detailing his long and deep relationship with her, which outrages her widowed husband, who yells that he knew his wife was cheating on him, thereby destroying his trust for her and pushing him to decide to send their kids (Nanook and Atanarjuat) to live with Kevin, who he assumes is their real father.
  • This includes lots of off-color jokes about Eskimos, including a gag about Nanook and Atanarjuat eating some recently speared-down elephant seals for dinner.
  Kevin: Come on, Gina. Nobody uses the term "Eskimo" anymore. The preferred term is "Snow Mexican".
• Karen goes blind and Randall does voices for a cast of different characters to mess with her, making her believe these are real people she's interacting with, when in reality, she's been home with Randall the whole time. One of the characters he creates is an African-American prison yard tough guy named "Black Pepper", who he made black soley so he could say the N-word.
  Randall: Hey, hey, hey! Where's my money, Ni-
  Karen: Get out of here, Black Pepper!

Blimp City

• Agatha mistakes Kevin for being "special" and buys him a children's puzzle. Kevin denies being autistic but then gets super excited over playing with the puzzle and then chokes on the pieces.
• Back in the 60's-70's Hopson, who was still a senior citizen back then, would regularly go to the local high school to creep on the students.
• Several twenty-years-too-late jokes about Bill Clinton being a crooked, deceitful, misogynistic adulterer, who's forgiven by Hillary for every bad thing he does.
  • One of them was especially racist, where Bill Clinton lied about being in Africa to trick Hillary into thinking he was doing charity for the poor kids in third world countries. He said he was in Wakanda and used Fitz as one of the African kids. Hillary believed this.

The World According to LARP

• Having now inherited tons of money from marrying Agatha, Hopson hires a bunch of muscular Portuguese men to work for him as servants. As you can guess, he constantly sexually harasses them and erroneously refers to them as "Chinese".
• One of the jokes was cut short but from the sound of it, Gina was about to say something homophobic and racist about Irish people and the gay community.
  [Kevin (in the form of a goblin) barfs a bunch of magical rainbows at the forest monsters and destroys them all]
  Gina: Wow, that was great, Kevin! I haven't seen a leprechaun with a mouth full of rainbows like that since-
  [The Irish Gay Slur Was Cut For Time]

Fetal Attraction

• Agent Clappers has an evil plan to trick Fitz into peeing into the mouth of universally acclaimed TV idol, Pee Wee Herman.
• Kevin's Eskimo children as him for ice and he accidentally gets the wrong kind of ice, this being him calling ICE (Immigration Customs Enforcement) to have them deported.
• Agent Clappers goes in disguise as a Chinese man with a fu-manchu mustache and calls himself "Officer Cloppers", offending both bronies and Asians with one costume.
  • Randall pairs him up with Fitz just because they're both black, assuming they'll both love talking about 1980's basketball together. Fitz is offended by this remark but then later goes on to do exactly that with Cloppers, proving Randall's racist assumption to actually be founded in truth.
• Big Jim lies about having cancer to get his daughter to agree to comply with holding Kevin for ransom. It's later revealed that Granny actually does have terminal pancreatic cancer but they're not doing anything about it because nobody cares.

What Happens in Twatemala

• Kevin admits to being molested by his gym teacher back in grade school.
• Robby and Delbert open the Twatnugget Casino and name it after the world's biggest twatnugget, Johnny Depp.
  Johnny Depp: I needed the work.
• This episode sees the return of Beans Stinkwater, who's just as stereotypical and culturally insensitive as ever. Only, now, he's not just here to make fun of Whites, he's also got some offensive jokes about Latinos and Chinamen.

PARAD-ISIS

• Bullet watches Ernest Goes to Africa with Junior, where Ernest P. Worrell goes down to Africa and acts like an idiot in front of the natives. It's just as culturally insensitive as the real movie.
• Dusty joins ISIS and has a slumber party with them. There, he tells them a scary story about an Islamic fundamentalist dying and going to Heaven, where he's greeted by 70 virgins ... WHO ARE ALL JEWISH! This terrifies all of the Muslims and has them all screaming in horror and flailing about.
• Bill Clinton claims to have done "weird sex stuff" on Jeffrey Epstein's blimp.

Season 4

The Brozone Lair

• While Karen is giving birth to her baby, Randall gets a little worried about the baby's safety. Dr. Funtlichter assures Randall that even if the baby doesn't make it, "Stillborn is Still Born".
• Randall sets Baby Kevin (literally a newborn child who isn't even a full 24 hours old) up on a dating website so that he can hook up with several adult women and hopes that he can "get stank on his hanglow".
• Randall celebrates the death of Hopson by bringing in the dancing pallbearers to carry a coffin around at a celebratory mock funeral for him.
• The joke about Dusty's dead cats is taken up a notch in this episode, when he hear about the dozens upon dozens of cats he's killed in the past out of his own clumsiness, absent-mindedness, and overall, sheer stupidity. Dusty becomes so notorious of a kitty-killer, that he gets banned from the animal shelter and all the cats are shown, quivering in fear and killing themselves at the very sight of him.
  • There's also a cheery, upbeat musical number, detailing all the hilarious ways Dusty has murdered his cats, including crushing them under his ass and giving one of them Hepatitis A. The ghost of Mr. Meowgi likens Dusty's apartment to a "Kitty Cat Auschwitz".
• Elon Musk shows up, listing off all of the horrible things he's done, including calling a heroic cave diver a pedophile.
• Karen gets offended when she sees "Karen" written on her Starbucks coffee cup, somehow assuming the barista wrote this down as the pejorative term for a white woman. She claims that "Karen" is the worst slur you could call someone and launches a nuclear missile attack on the town.
• The Catholic priest sits in his church and prays to God, asking for an altar boy who he can fuck. Just then, Dobby comes crashing through the ceiling. The priest, while somewhat satisfied, looks up to God again and asks if he has another one in Vietnamese.

Diddy's Home

• Karen had Bill Cosby released from prison and brought out into the public again, just so that she could cast him to play Gerald Fitzgerald. Even Randall finds this completely inappropriate and shoves Cosby out of the building, claiming even he has to draw the line somewhere.
• An inflatable sex doll of a baby in bondage exists in this universe.
  AFKAK: [singing] Hush, little baby, don't cry and wail. Whoever made you should be in jail.
• Elon Musk repeatedly calls Randall a "Pedo".

A Star is Porn

• This entire episode is almost entirely pedo jokes.
• AFKAK watches Rule 34 porn of children's cartoons, including Tugrats and Powerbuff Girls, which feature underage main characters and Darkwing Cuck, which features an animal main character.
  • Randall suggests AFKAK check out Fairly OddParents: Lust For Big Black Cock, which is not only more child porn but also incredibly racist.
• A flashback shows Randall back in the 80's as part of an Australian children's band, getting high on cocaine and having a mental breakdown in front of a bunch of kids, where he exposed himself, flayed the face off another man, projectile shat all over the kids, and exclaimed his undying love and devotion to Satan. Needless to say, this is why he was kicked out of the band.
• Randall creates a new children's band with the other Brozonites and they call themselves "The Kiddie Fiddlers". Every single one of their songs is just accidental double entendres for gross sexual activities with children. Just a few of their song titles are; "Where's My Handy Little Boy?", "I Wanna Play With That Hairless Little Clam", and "There's a Man Inside of You".
• Michael Lindell shows up to get high on crack-cocaine and fuck his pillow in his mother's coffin.

Good Jeans

• Randall shows up to his father-in-law's funeral, dressed as a clown. Of course, this joke is not met with a very sparkling reception.
  Randall: Oh, fuck you, Karen! Your dad would have loved this.
• Dusty impersonates Bill Cosby and plays heavily into him being a date-rapist.
  • To make matters worse, he also holds his breath to darken his facial skin enough to look like him.
• The Mafia acts like a bunch of exaggerated Italian stereotypes.
• Bobby Bubblebutt complains about how without his padded jeans, his ass looks flatter than that of a skinny white girl's.
• Bullet has a European cousin names, Pierre, who acts like a sexually liberated European stereotype. He even goes as far as to say that handjobs are the equivalent of handshakes in his home country.

The Shartist

• Dante Dinero uses the problematic term "Mongoloid" as an insult toward stupid people.
• Karen announces that if anyone ever questions Dante's status as an art critic, he is, in fact gay, suggesting that gay people are all naturally snobbish artistic-types.
• Fitz works as a butler and goes up to some white people, asking if some rich crackers would like some Ritz crackers.
• AFKAK says that Jewish women never trim their pubes because going to the groomers to get it trimmed is too expensive.
• Dusty passes off an easel covered in his own shit as art and titles his piece "Poverty and Exile in Africa".
• Robby searches up apartments that are 100 feet away from any elementary schools.

The Butt Cut

• Hopson turns out to be a flaming homophobe when he announces that as a family-valued Republican, he can't accept the homosexual lifestyle ... despite literally being an open bisexual, himelf and riding the ass of a male stripper as he says this.

Boat!

• Randall drives his speedboat straight through a hospital, where some doctors are performing surgery on a kid with cancer. When he does this, he splashes them with a wave of water and the cancer kid winds up being eaten by a shark.
• The party dudes go door-to-door, selling Lovely Corp products and come the house of a man being beaten by his wife. They sell his wife a dagger to help her abuse her husband more painfully and they sell the abuse victim a vacuum cleaner so that he can clean up his blood off the carpet.
• Robby teaches Dobby about the history of women's suffrage, by explaining that nowadays, they're living through the age of "Fourth-Wave Feminism", which is all about sending women back into the kitchen, making sandwiches for the men and being sexually objectified.
• Robby also believes that 9/11 was an epic outer space battle between robot dinosaurs and a schoolbus full of semen.
  Delbert: Never forget ... that huffing gasoline is eating holes in your daddy's brain.

King of the Norf

• Agent Clappers calls Thester a "bouncing bag of bing-bong British bullshit".
• Karen breaks into a funeral, crossed on three different kinds of drugs, and dances around topless with the corpse, singing "Cotten-Eyed Joe", before vomiting blood all over his face and passing out on him.

Sack to the Future

• Dusty retells the story of how he ate Hitler's asshole.
• AFKAK compares future Paradise to "Wakanda for white people".
• Andy Dick gets drunk in a public park and pisses all over a kid's birthday cake at his party, while fingering his mom.
• Donald Trump falls into the hippo exhibit at the zoo and is raped to death by all of the hippos and later defecated upon by them. All the while, his wife and kids witness the entire event, laughing and cheering. This event becomes so well-known, that President Hopson makes it into a national holiday.
• Brickleberry is given a NAACP award.
• AFKAK murders his past self and then hides his corpse in the china cabinet, only to find out that his 5-year-old self had been witnessing the entire event. AFKAK lets his kid self know that if he thinks this is bad, just wait till he goes to high school and meets Coach Russo.

The Eternal Reckoning

• Some of Dusty's cousins are portrayed as stereotypical mockeries of minority groups and disabled peoples, including but not limited to; Somoans, Scoliosis victims, self-harmers, Scotts, Psoriasis victims, Russians, Siamese Twins, Christians, and of course, fat people.
• Bullet brings down a fat transvestite hooker to have sex with his 1-year-old son, Junior.