Paradise P.D. can be a very musical show at times, more so than its spiritual predecessor. It does plenty of hilariously inappropriate songs that have disgusting and distasteful lyrics, set to a cheery, catchy, and upbeat tempo, which creates spot-on comedic juxtaposition. Starting with Season 2, the show has started a theme of having a musical number in every episode.
Season 1
- "Ass on the Line" kicks off with the hilarious banger "Everyone You Know is a Molester", where Kevin dances around an elementary school classroom in disguise as a stupid dog named Molesto the Sex Crime Dog, singing a song to the kids about how to stay safe from pedophiles.
- The epic rock music that plays during all of the D&D action scenes in "Dungeons & Dragnet" was pretty lit. Originally, the writers wanted to have "Through the Fire and Flames" by DragonForce play, but they couldn't get the rights to use it, so they had to improvise and create their own epic music instead.
- Dusty's upbeat motivational song, "It's Time to Turn This Crackhouse Into a Crack Home" from "Meet the Jabowskis", where he dances around the crackhouse as a One-Man Band, singing a cheery and delightful song about drug addiction, dead hookers, and human trafficking.
- The Christmas Special/Season Finale, "Christmas in Paradise", gave us tons of Christmas classics like Dusty's "Festive Christmas Cheer", where he forces his religion down other people's throats and gets his ass kicked in the king, the lovably anti-Semitic "Don't Be a Jew This Christmas", which is intended to be in a musical adaptation of A Christmas Carol, as well as the entire town's "Jolly Old St. Nicholas", where everyone in town gathers around the Christmas tree and sings about what a great man Santa Claus is, while Santa beats the shit out of Dusty and tries to slaughter him in cold blood.
Season 2
- "This Women's Penitentiary" from "Paradise Found", a hilarious little tune where Dusty proclaims just how much he loves being imprisoned in a women's prison for an entire century and sees all of the gruff and violent criminals as best friends who enjoy "pulling pranks" on him like shanking him and shoving mops up his ass.
- The title song from "Big Ball Energy", a nice little baritone bop about Randall's scrotum getting filled with tons of testicles and just how powerful he's become, thanks to this hideous genital mutilation.
- In "Flip the Vote", Frank Flipperfist sings the romantic little ditty, "Fuck the Fish", about Gerald Fitzgerald having sex with a dolphin. The song is basically a dirty, jacked-up version of "Kiss de Girl" from The Little Mermaid (1989).
- In "Paradise PD Meets Brickleberry", Dusty Marlow (ft. Connie Cunaman) pays tribute to The Golden Girls by doing a cover of the show's classic theme song, "Thank You For Being a Friend". The two counterparts hold hands and run through Brickleberry National Park, singing about their newfound friendship.
- As if Molesto's banger from "Ass on the Line" wasn't enough to teach you to keep your hands to yourself, The Legion of Dooooom sings us another hilarious anti-rape song, called "Bad Guys Don't Have to be Bad at Being Guys", where they lecture Paradise PD's two top rapists, Gina and Hopson, about how even murderers, druggies, kidnappers, and mutilators know how to stay woke in the #MeToo era.
Season 3
- Season 3 kicks off with Randall and his ass polyp's lovely little duet, "Butt Buddies", which is all about how Randall and his sentient, mutated anal polyp are the best of friends. They also later have a more grown-up version of the polyp freestyle, a Hamilton-esque rap song that brings the house down.
- Randall's hilariously pro-gun tune "Everyone Gets a Gun" from "Trigger Warnings" condones the distribution of firearms to children, serial killers, blind people, cults, and even Satan himself.
Season 4
- The finale has the hilariously catchy musical number about all of Dusty's various cousins (Psoriasis Dusty, Pimp Dusty and Emo Dusty to name a few).
