Funny / Paradise PD

Karen's father would have loved this.

As a glowing example of Animated Shock Comedy (just like its predecessor, Brickleberry), Paradise PD relies heavily on Black Comedy, Take That!, Crosses the Line Twice and Nausea Fuel. And, at times, it can be hilarious, as seen below.

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Season 1

Welcome to Paradise

• Randall's reaction of "and hellooo bullshit" as well as "fuck my life" when dealing with the officers under him
• The fact that in the first episode, the Paradise P.D only has 14 bullets left due to budget cuts, and Kevin wastes most of them in the botched raid on the video rental store.
  • Then Randall becomes so enraged that he uses all his patches and turns into the Incredible Hulk and wrecks a car which actually belongs to him.
• Bullet tries abstaining from drugs. Unfortunately his withdrawal symptoms include ripping off a woman's face and binge-watching Ballers.
  "Nobody asked for Black Entourage!"

Ass on the Line

• Kevin as Molesto the Sex Crime Dog and his Crosses the Line Twice song about child molestation.
  "Dammit Kevin! I'm tired of being called in to arrest you every time you speak to children."
  • Hilariously, the teacher in charge of the grade school class Kevin was singing for did have child porn on her computer!

Black and Blue

• Fitz's incredibly poor performance as a cop due to insisting on performing self-care actions like meditation or playing a piccolo flute during heists.
• The liberal news anchors ridiculous claim that the police is linked to "Russian ogliarch" Boris Badenov, the villain from the old Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.
  • She tries to link Donald Trump Jr to Badenov! Politics aside, he wasn't even born when those cartoons were made!
• Gina managing to get rid of the over-politicised news media that have been harassing the police force by staging a scene of a black Trump supporter mounting a morbidly obese Muslim transgender NRA member while she's performing an abortion on a pro-gay Nazi pro-lifer. Unable to make that bizarre combination of hot-button issues fit either a liberal or a conservative narrative, all the media figures essentially have a Villainous Breakdown and flee the town en masse. Except for Sean Hannity, who turns out to be a robot and promptly short-circuits!

Karla

• The Alleged Car Randall forces Kevin to use as his police vehicle. It doesn't even have a siren, just Hobo-Cop shoving his hand into a cat's ass and having its painful yowling to mimic the sound of one.
• Randall is the first person to try Dusty's chicken, and becomes a hopeless addict due to the heroin, to the point that he's selling blowjobs for chicken money right next to Dusty's foodtruck. He even gets to appear in the commercial Dusty commissions for the truck.
  Randall: GIMME THAT GODDAMNED CHICKEN!!
• Dusty becoming known as vicious drug lord "El Chefe" because the drug kingpin he was talking to thought Dusty was talking about killing people when he was really talking about killing chickens for his food truck. Though admittedly, ripping their heads off with his bare hands is still pretty disturbing. Also, when the drug lord asks who taught him such brutality, Dusty cheerfully replies "my Mama!"
  • While Dusty is saying this, a guard in the background pukes in his mouth before doing the sign of the cross.
• The dramatic reveal of Dusty's Mama's secret fried chicken recipe that he wouldn't give up even under his friend being tortured: flour, water and black pepper. Of course, Dusty had no idea that the "flour" he'd been using was heroin, which is the real reason why his chicken was such a hit. Bullet even tries revealing this to avoid torture by the Red Lobster guys, only for neither them nor Dusty to believe him.
  Dusty: Jeez, Bullet, if you're going to lie, at least make it believable!
  • The Red Lobster mooks use one of their trademark cheddar cheese biscuits to torture Bullet by smashing him in the balls with it, because they're so dry and dense that it's like being hit with a cinderblock.
    • Worse, they have to torture Bullet for one hour before Dusty finally caves in begs them to not hurt his friend. Bullet's reaction says it all.
      Bullet: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!

Dungeons and Dragnet

• The local church shuts off Internet access to the whole town, because the minister claims Disney Junior made his son gay.
  • The real kicker is at the end where it turns out the minister is gay himself, and in a low-key marriage with another man.
  • Not to mention the church's witch hunt against Dungeons and Dragons, about 30 years after the rest of the U.S.

Season 2

Paradise Found

• Kevin has become the hero of Paradise in the opening episode of the season thanks to the fame of busting the Kingpin, and Randall tries to milk it for all it's worth, including having him hand out signed photos to fans. Problem is, Kevin hasn't had time to get new publicity photos made yet, so he uses leftover ones from his time as "The Carfucker" back in season 1, namely the shot of him naked and being spanked by the supercar.
  Kevin: I really gotta get new publicity photos.
  • Randall even had an animated short made to promote Kevins heroics, but outsourced it to Korea to cut costs, resulting in the short being turned into a Dragonball-style anime.
    Fat Bastard Dusty: I'm so evil next I'm going to destroy Disneyland, Jesus and NASCAR!
    Super Sayian Kevin: Not if I stop you!
• Dusty turns out to be enjoying women's prison quite a bit. Not for the reason you'd expect, but because he sees it like one long slumber party. He's so fat that the other prisoners beating him up, not to mention the guards, doesn't really bother him that much.
  • Hopson told him to beat up the biggest person in prison to earn the respect of the other prisoners, but unfortunately, at 560 pounds, Dusty is the biggest prisoner, so he ends up beating himself up with a cafeteria tray. For added humor, the second biggest wasn't even close, but was 375 pounds, which is still huge for a woman.

Big Ball Energy

• One of the "improvements" Randall institutes to Paradise is a trio of Precog psychics who predict crimes before they happen, and Kevin gets a prediction that he will masturbate in front of the monkeys in the zoo. He does everything in his power to prevent this, but this just makes it more certain to happen. It ultimately results in him doing it to prevent the baby he accidentally threw into the monkey exhibit from being eaten.
  • Afterwards, the news reports what he did as masturbating in front of a baby.
    Kevin: Monkeys! It was in front of the monkeys!
  • At the end, Kevin gets a new prediction; that he'll give a blowjob to the fourth Precog, much to Kevin's confusion, since there's only three. Cut to Hopson, who's put on makeup and a costume to look like one of them, and demands Kevin get busy.

Who Ate Wally's Waffles?

• The reveal that Disney manufactures child stars. When they drop one on his head, causing him to develop wall-eyes, they immediately give up on trying to make him a serious actor and put him on the Disney Channel, where he's known as "Wall-Eyed Wally". Oh, and said child star turns out to be Delbert.
  • The Disney Vault turns out to be an actual, literal vault where Disney imprisons their unruly creations. It's also where they lock up their Old Shame racist cartoons from the 40's and 50's, such as the blackface centaur Sunflower from Fantasia and the crows from Dumbo.
  • Goofy is gunned down while trying to flee, with Robbie finding him in time to hear his dying words, revealing the secret of the Disney Vault.
    Robbie: I'll save you, Delbert! [Goofy whimpers as he bleeds out and dies] What the hell is this thing?!

Paradise P.D. Meets Brickleberry

• Connie steals Gina's contacts and incapacitates Dusty so that she can sleep with Gina. Unfortunately, it isn't exactly what she thought it would be like.
• During a fight between the cops and rangers, Malloy disappears, and due to a poacher being active at the park, Woody is terrified that Malloy is one of his victims, with the rest of the crossover being spent trying to find him. Right at the end, it turns out Malloy had actually gotten stuck in Dusty's fat folds when the two casts were fighting and had been trapped there the whole time.
  Woody: Malloy! Oh thank god you're okay!
  Malloy: (clearly traumatized) I am NOT fucking okay!
  • Woody's first suspect is Bobby Possumcods, the hillbilly who raped Malloy back in season 1 of Brickleberry, and has an extensive record of bestiality. Turns out he died since the show was cancelled during one of his drug-fueled misadventures.
  • Oh, and the poacher turns out to be Steve of all people, who's been selling the animals to keep the park going due to Woody taking out a mortgage on it for a yacht to do cocaine on. He hasn't even been killing the animals, just selling live ones. One of his customers was Jorge the strip club owner, who replaced his strippers with them. In the dim club, they really don't look much worse than the usual white trash he hires.
    Jorge: They do slightly less coke than the regular strippers!

Operation: D.D.

• Karen wasn't very upset that she slept through the Brickleberry crossover episode.
  Karen: Family Guy in the woods? Pass.
  • Even funnier, when Randall first told her about it, she hoped it was Big Mouth.
• During a Journey to the Center of the Mind to save Fitz, Kevin helps Fitz overcome his Kingpin persona by discovering that the hostages that died in Chicago, causing Fitz PTSD and personality split, were just a group of online influencers.
  Kevin: That's Logan Paul and Jake Paul's younger brother Chaz Paul! He was the worst one!

Season 3

Fallout

• The cliffhanger from the previous season turns out to be a total Anti-Climax, as Dusty devours the entire pizza covering the town in less than a day. He refers to it as good "medium-size" pie.
  • Upon emerging from the bomb shelter, Dusty has been reduced to nothing but bones and a giant sack of skin. He's swept away by a gust of wind, and laughs about looking like a flying squirrel. Why is he in such poor shape? He was the only person in the shelter, which was stocked with enough food for 25 years(for the whole town), and Dusty ate it all within a day, forcing him to live off his bodyfat for three months.
• Everyone else survived by hiding in the sewers. Bullet passed the time by drinking Hopson's "moonshine", which was really just drain cleaner.
  • After the survivors ran out of rats to eat, they resorted to eating Hobo-Cop's beard ticks, the "Snack That Bites Back!"
• Randall holds a funeral for the mutant boy Dobbie, who he bonded with in season 2, and brings in Dobbie's "parents", Robbie and Delbert, to say a few words, only for Robbie to summarize the plot from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets instead.
  Randall: What the hell are you talking about?!
  Robbie: Oh sorry, we thought this was a funeral for that bug-eyed troll from Harry Potter!
  Delbert: Maggie Smith?
• The fact that Hobo-Cop of all people is the Only Sane Man in the season 3 premiere, being the only one to notice that Randall's body has been hijacked by his mutated ass polyp. He tries pointing this out three separate times over the episode, only to be ignored. By the time Kevin and Karen figure it out themselves, they wonder how no one could have noticed it before.
  Hobo-Cop: You people are assholes!
• When Kevin asks his dad for some fatherly girl advice, Randall just shouts: "No Kevin, you can't get a sock pregnant!"
• When Robbie and Delbert think of a name for their new country, Delbert suggests Neverland. This causes Robbie to rhetorically ask if he looks like he fucks boys.
  Delbert: Yeah.
  Robbie: For real? What is it, the mustache, the glasses or the shirt?
  Delbert: It's a combination really.

Top Cops

• One of the Christmas cards that Randall gets from his mom every year shows her having sex with his Sitcom Arch-Nemesis Dean Hancock.
  Card: P.S; It's In her Butt!
  • Becomes a Brick Joke at the end, after it turns out that's the card Hancock wanted to use as a model for his new statue atop Mt.Paradise once he won the annual Top Cop competition. Thanks to Randall's desperate scramble to beat Hancock, but not knowing that the prize was a full statue and not just the head, there's now a giant statue of Randall having anal sex with his own mother atop the mountain.
• In order to complete a fake conversion to Judaism Kevin needs to be circumcised. He gets it in a back alley by Frank and Jerry Flipperfist. This results in the tip of his dick being chopped off.
• When told that he's skins in two and two basketball, Hopson takes this as permission to take off his clothes.
• In order to disguise himself from the mutants who want to kill him, Fitz ends up wearing one ridiculous costume after another. By the end, he's wearing a Randall costume on top of a Mayor Karen costume on top of an exaggerated and stereotypical black guy costume that looks like himself on top of his "Beans Stinkwater" costume.

Ice Ice Babies

• When Robby, Delbert, and William decide to get a loan, they dress up in a tuxedo. However, since they only have one, they split it: Robby gets the jacket, William gets the bowtie, and Delbert gets the pants. When the screen cuts back to show them entirely, Robby is revealed to not be wearing any pants, flashing the banker.
• In order to prove that he's improved as a father, Randy needs to take care of Hopson, who's acting as a baby.
  • Randy solution to Hopson shitting is to shake his very fast while shouting: "STOOOOOOP SHIIIIIIIITTIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • Hopson's binky is actually a dildo.
• Bullet pretends to be a stuffed animal just so he can cuddle up with a hot girl who sleeps in the nude, only to discover that all her stuffed animals are midgets and old men who had the same idea and he has to fight them all to be able to sleep with her. Not just the stuffed animals, either. After Bullet gets fed up and blows their cover, everyone leaves, revealing that all the furniture were men in disguise too, including the ceiling fan!
  • One of the men, apparently disguised as a stuffed turtle, is U.S Senator and Republican Majority Leader Mitch McConnell.
    Man: Shut up, McConnell! You didn't even have to dress up!
  • Worst of all, when he manages to beat them all, the girl's boyfriend comes by to make up with her and as the two have sex, he gets the guy's butt and balls shoved in his face repeatedly.
• When the samurai after his life uses magic to turn himself into a dragon, Hopson uses his own magic... to turn himself into a bonsai tree.
• It turns out that in addition to the stuffed animals, Crystal's dresser, nightstand, ceiling fan, and bed were all guys in disguise who wanted to watch her while she slept.

Trigger Warnings

• When Fitz goes to talk to Hopson about his issues about having sex with his wife, Hopson says he has his own problem: he keeps flushing his balls down the toilet.
  • Fitz has tried roleplay (him as a dolphin and her as a Japanese fisherman) and oceanic sex toys (a giant dolphin shaped dildo).
  • When Bullet later flushes the toilet, Hopson is dragged to it literally by the balls.
  • Hopson sets Fitz up with someone who's fine with having a threesome with a dolphin. When Fitz finds an octopus at his doorstep, he assumes that's it. Afterwards, a pretty girl matching Hopson's description shows up, revealing that the octopus actually escaped the aquarium.
• The NRA shows Kevin and Karen a video to try and change their minds about making restrictive gun laws. It shows a version of the Bible where Jesus had access to guns; he massacres all the Roman soldiers at his crucifixion, then has a threesome.
• Dusty reveals to Bullet that he has a condition called hungry skin. As a result, his pants, and later his watch, are absorbed into his body. He also says that he paints his pants on because of this.

Showdown at the O-bese Corral

• Dusty fails all the fitness exams that Randall puts him through.
  • Trying to climb rope tied to a branch causes the tree to sink into the Earth.
  • When asked if he can touch his toes, Dusty reveals that he wasn't even aware that he had them.
  Dusty: I thought I just floated around like Slimer from Ghostbusters!
  • While Randall is asking if he can walk from one police cone to another, Dusty takes one of them to have it filled with ice cream.
• Bullet tells Gina that she is addicted to masturbating while he's in the middle of buying crack from Robby.
  Bullet: Gina, are you masturbating again? Listen, I think you got a real problem. I know an addict when I see one.
  Robby: You gonna buy this crack or what?
  Bullet: Of course I'm gonna buy that crack! Seriously Gina, I think you're a junkie.
  Robby: Hey, you still owe me for this crack, man.
  Bullet: I'll suck you off later. Can't you see my friend's a junkie?
• Dusty has so much sugar in his body that dipping his finger in a pitcher of water turns it into Purplesaurus Rex Kool-Aid.
• After Randall is revealed to be fat himself, and hiding it with a bodysuit, it takes him and Dusty a few tries to hug because their guts keep getting in the way.
• Gina puts out a fire that is going to kill the fat cult by masturbating so much that her fluids cover the entire building.

How the Cookie Crumbles

• On the way to work, Dusty sings an annoying song because Fitz won't bring him to a restaurant called Goopy Goobers, after Fitz already brought him to 7 other drive-throughs. When he continues to sing after Fitz threatens to kill both of them, Fitz drives off of a cliff, only for them to survive and end up in the parking lot of Goopy Goobers.
  Fitz: God damn it.
  • Having never actually ridden in a police car before, Dusty quickly realizes that he's stuck inside it, and later in the episode, he shows up to save Fitz after trying to order from inside a McDonald's.
    Fitz Dusty, are you wearing a McDonald's?!
    Dusty I believe I am, yes.
• Dusty eats a giant biscuits and gravy dish by unhinging his jaw like a snake.
• Randall's attempt to get his sperm back from the sperm bank fails because he can't pay for it. In retaliation, he takes the sperm of the sperm bank's receptionist.
• After getting fed up with Hopson's constant nonsense and gross sex stories, Randall fires him from Paradise PD. Not the police department, the show itself. As a result, Hopson spends the rest of the episode trying to find a new job. At first, it seems he got a new role on The Boss Baby, only to reveal he's actually one of the Hormone Monsters from Big Mouth, and tries to give Boss Baby advice about sex. He quickly gets fired again.
  • When Kevin and Bullet come looking for him, he's gotten the role as Morty on Rick and Morty, leading to a hilarious Take That! to the shows annoying, self-absorbed fandom.
    Bullet: Wow, I wish our show could make ugly, crusty virgins feel smart!
  • It then turns out that Rick hung himself after having to deal with Hopson for about an afternoon.
• Randall plans on impregnating Karen with his sperm using a super soaker.
• Gina turned Bullet inside out when she thought he was a sperm thief.
  Bullet: Help. Help meee.
  • Gina is apparently part of a church that considers life to begin at the sperm stage, causing her to massively overreact to the sperm bank robbery.
    Gina: Sperm bank?! That's like, a trillion hostages!

Blind Drunk

• At the start of the episode, Karen discovers that Randall put her in a giant bubble to protect their unborn child. When she cuts it open and tries to leave the house, she runs into the house bubble that Randall also put up.
• Agent Clappers, the FBI Agent with the enormous testicles from "Big Ball Energy" in season 2, is one of the mutants seeking revenge on Fitz, because of his Kingpin persona setting off the nukes and mutating them with radiation. Thing is, Clappers looks exactly the same... except that according to him, the radiation shrunk his testicles by 5%, which he treats like a life-wrecking mutilation. The only people who can tell the difference are him, and his family, who react to him trying to reunite with them like some horrific shell of his former self. The family dog shot itself in horror at what Clappers had become.
• While in a phone call with Fitz, Kevin lies to Gina by saying that he's phoneblasting his Canadian girlfriend. He says some awkward sexual phrases to Fitz in order to convince her, but this results in Fitz expressing his interest in being sexual with Kevin, causing Kevin to drop the call.
  • He keeps doubling down on his lie, which eventually leads to Kevin taking custody of two young Eskimos whose mother just died of cancer.
• Randall can tell that Gina is on her period due to the fact that she stuffed Hopson's head up his own ass.
  Hopson: I just said "good morning"!
• Randall goes the extra mile when enforcing Prohibition in Paradise.
  • He fires a machinegun at bottles at a bar.
  • He tazes a nun to spill ceremonial wine.
  • He inspects the bottle of a baby due to the baby looking Irish. He finds that it's full of alcohol and throws it away.
    Baby: (in a thick Irish accent) Now what am I supposed to pour on me Lucky Charms?!
• Throughout the episode, Agent Clappers and the mutants attempt to make Fitz think he is going insane, first by making everything in his apartment larger so that he thinks he shrunk, and then doing the opposite to make him thing he's a giant. However, Fitz remains oblivious to all of this, much to Agent Clappers' frustration. The ending reveals that this is because he's on some new medication his doctor put him on, to help him deal with his PTSD.
• After Bullet, Robbie and Delbert begin running moonshine as The Douche Boys, Randall enlists Dusty to help enforce prohibition. Dusty is elated, as he's a huge fans of the original Dukes Of Hazzard series, and embraces his new role by dressing and acting as Boss Hogg. He then tells Hopson he has a special job for him (as a sidekick).
  Hopson: Ohh, I hope it's Anus!
  Dusty: Actually, the character on the show is called Enis.
  Hopson: What show?
• Randall gets back at Karen for drinking moonshine and ending up blind by making her believe that she is in a super max prison.
• Dusty refuses to even try alcohol because he promised his mother he'd never let alcohol touch his lips. So, Bullet, Robbie and Delbert gives him an alcohol enema (which is a real-life thing by the way), getting him drunk for the first time and convincing him of the wonders of intoxication.
• When Kevin looks up Paradise PD erotic fanart, it shows Hopson dressed up as Gina.

Blimp City

• Randall is excited to have sex with his pregnant wife because he thinks it technically counts as a threesome.
  • When he gets home, he thinks Karen is in the shower and goes to join her. He only realizes it's actually his mother-in-law Agatha after Karen walks in the bathroom to ask if she's okay.
  • When he tries to exit the shower, the two slip and Agatha ends up on top of Randall.
    Randall: Oh shit! It's in!
• Karen's mother Agatha has a huge crush on Hopson, who was a senior at her high school when she was a junior... as in, he was somehow already an old man while Agatha was a teenager, and hung around her school anyway. Made even funnier by the way he dressed like a stereotypical greaser.
  Cop: (while shaking Hopson) Hey! We told you to stop hanging around the school you creepy old fuck!
• Randall accidentally proves Agatha's point that his billiard balls are dangerous when he drops them and they rebound onto his dick.
• Gina's robot clit takes over her body, controls Dusty's drones and then makes him do some dirty dancing with them.
• When stuck at Blimp City, Fitz gets help by painting messages on turds and throwing them off the side when Blimp City is above the Crawford house.
• After Kevin and Bullet arrive to stop the robot clit, Bullet says he knew this would happen.
  Dusty: You thought you'd see a naked fat cop suspended by drones grinding up on an evil cloiterous?
  Bullet: Yes. I do a lot of drugs.
• Hopson gets Karen's mother to buy him his dream house. It turns out to be a big mansion with dicks decorated everywhere.
• Hopson forces Randall to do humiliating things so that he'd donate to Karen's plan to restore Paradise.
  • He farts straight up Randall's nose.
  • He makes Randall strip to his underwear before acting as his horse.
• Hopson uses his new portal gun so that he can eat his own ass.

The World According to LARP

• The entire LARP adventure is revealed to be a shared hallucination from inhaling burning drugs, with the weapons turning out to be sex toys and the giant monster being a bunch of people having an orgy.

Fetal Attraction

• After getting high and thinking Bullet was food at the end of the previous episode, Dusty reveals that he ate Bullet's tail and it got stuck on the way out, giving him Bullet's tail to use.
• Randall calls his father-in-law to ask for permission before doing things with his wife.
  "Mr. Culpepper, sir, may I ask for your daughter's hand.. to go in my ass tonight?"
• Dusty tripping balls on the pot brownies Bullet gave him. The viewer gets to see the progression of his trip through the calls he made to 911. He goes from a massive Freak Out, to a mellow, psychedelic high (after finishing off the brownies), to paranoia that there's a fat burglar in his apartment (he's looking into a mirror).
  Dusty: I can see sounds! I can hear colors! I FORGOT HOW TO SHIT!
  Dusty: I just realized, my body is a haunted house! Cause inside, there's a skellington, a ghost, and blood and shit all over the walls...
  Dusty: Hello, Mr. 9/11?

What Happens in Twatemala

• Earl didn't report the fact that a coyote killed his wife and then impersonated her because the coyote gave him better sex that she did.
  • He recorded the act on TikTok, as Randall shows Karen.
• No one believes Kevin when he says he's dating Gina, but everyone congratulates Hopson when he reveals that he finally blew himself.
• Delbert reveals that he's been drinking alligator milk.
  Robby: Uh, Delbert, William's a boy alligator.
  Delbert: He's a man now.
• Gina's first attempt to sleep with Kevin fails after he takes her saying she has a fire in her pants literally. He says that it's because his aunt Edna died of a vagina fire.
  Kevin: Lube is really important as you get older.
• In order to have sex with Kevin, Gina gets a standee of a chubster she can look at while Kevin penetrates her. The standee is actually of a pregnant Karen.
  Kevin: (hesitant) Uh, oh, great. What kind of man would I be if I couldn't have sex with my mom staring at me.
  • They don't get far as Kevin's penis thinks having sex with Gina in front of a standee of Karen is too much and retracts into Kevin until further notice.
• Dusty reveals to Robbie, while the two are in a hot tub, that he's lucky because of his lucky underwear, which he never takes off.
  Robbie: Oh I get it. They're lucky coz they're green.
  Dusty: No, they were white when I bought em.
  Robbie: Yeah, I'm regretting getting in here with you.
• Bullet fails to take advantage of the lucky briefs, as wearing them causes him to pass out from its smell.

PARAD-ISIS

• Right after Gina wakes up after her brain surgery, she demonstrates how she is no longer only attracted to obese men by humping a fake skeleton.
  • Dr. Funtlichter takes this as her surgery working too well, and does some "fine tuning" by smacking her in the head.
  • Right after Gina says she thinks Kevin is handsome, Dr. Funtlichter thinks her brain is still broken and tries to hit her again.
  • After seeing that his watch is missing, Dr. Funtlichter tells Gina that he left his watch inside her.
    Gina: You left your watch inside my head?
    Dr. Funtlichter: Head? I never said head.
    [beeping sound comes from Gina's vagina; Gina glares at Dr. Funtlichter]
• Kevin's reaction to Gina proposing to him is to say that "The vision board worked!".
• After Karen tells Randall that Paradise needs to put it's best foot forward, he tells Fitz and Bullet to round up all the hobos and bring them to the Paradise Homeless Shelter. It's revealed to be a prop leading to a river, where all the hobos are then swept away.
• Right after Randall claims to Bullet that he saved the dinosaurs from extinction, a talking dinosaur wearing a police uniform called Offisaurus shows up, with Bullet asking if he's always worked here.
  • After everyone acts like he has, Bullet shouts that he's losing it before running away screaming. Then it's revealed to simply be Hopson in a costume.
    Hopson: How'd I do chief?
    Randall: Good Hopson. If this doesn't get him off drugs, nothing will.
• Hopson's reaction to Kevin and Gina announcing that they are engaged is to wake up and shout "Fitz is the Kingpin!?".
• Gina simply shaking Kevin's hand is enough to make him cum and then immediately fall asleep.
• Right after Hopson tells Kevin that he hired a stripper for the latter's bachelor party, it's revealed to be Randall as Summer Sausage.
  Hobson: Oh joy! Kevin, can you get married every week?
• After going to save Junior from the mutants, Bullet is incredulous to learn that Fitz gave him an unloaded gun. Fitz's retort is "You're a damn dog!".
• When Fitz cures all the mutants, Clappers returns home to a joyful reunion with his wife and kids, and somehow uses his restored balls to play Carol of The Bells by Sarajevo, which not only restores their wilted Christmas tree and pops a bunch of presents into existence, but also magically returns the dog to life.
• Dusty is able to disable the bomb vest he's wearing by eating all the C4.
  Randall: Dusty you saved us! You ate all the C4 you fat little hero! [shoves Dusty towards the bomb squad] Bomb squad, detonate this fat little hero.

Season 4

The Brozone Lair

• Robby's attempt to discipline Dobby falls on deaf ears, with Delbert providing commentary on why Robby's reprimand is hypocritical.
  Robby: Dobby, what the hell's the matter with you boy? We didn't raise you swallow dogs, grown men, and perverts!
  Delbert: He learned that from watching you Robby.
  Robby: Well that's different. When I do it, I get a nickel.
• Karen and Randall's new child is born, and Randall decides to name him Kevin, forcing the original Kevin to adopt the name "Asshole Formerly Known As Kevin", or AFKAK for short. He's stuck with this name for most of the season.
  Randall: We only named you Kevin because we thought you were going to be a boy!
  • Baby Kevin can talk minutes after being born, which no one seems to find odd. Of course, he could talk even as a fetus back in season 3, but only Randall interacted with him then.
• Following up on the previous season finale, the Paradise Police Department is dissolved after Karen fired Randall and the others, so it's now called the Paradise Party Dome, the police station is basically just a dude hangout, and the intro shows the main characters dancing to club music in gaudy 80's clothes, including Bullet in his Season 1 wrestling costume. Randall tries to pretend he's fine with these changes, only to break down and beg Karen for his job back.
  • It's later revealed that Karen let Hobocop remain a cop because his name is the best joke the show's ever made.
• Fitz, Hobson and Bullet are revealed to still be alive inside the giant Dobby's body after being eaten, having found a strange kind of peace there. Robby and Delbert immediately ruin it when they show up, looking for a new place to live after Dobby destroyed Twatamala in the season 3 finale.

Diddy's Home

• Even after Randall tells Karen to get all the actors she hired to replace everyone in town to leave, the actor who replaced Hopson stayed, and no one seems to mind at all.
• One of AFKAK's attempts to get his sex doll in the mood for sex is to bring out Star Wars sex toys.
  • When it claims it's on its period, Kevin tries to refute that being possible before he's sprayed by red liquid.
    "Oh, so that's what was in the ruby package."

A Star is Porn

• AFKAK cries and masturbates in his parents' living room as he moved back in with them. Making it even worse, he does it in front of his grandmother.
  • When he tries to leave, it's revealed that he spent so much time crying and masturbating that he got stuck to the couch.
• A flashback reveals that Randall got kicked off the Jiggles because he did cocaine before a performance which led to him going nuts and attacking his bandmates in the middle of a song.
  Randall: (while covered in blood and pooping on one of his bandmates) Hail Satan!
• Mark Zuckerberg appears as one of the billionaires Karen tries to convince into moving their business to Paradise. He's portrayed as a creepy, pale, dead-eyed ghoul who's only dialogue consists of asking people to trim his hair.
  "Need higher hair..."
  
  "Higher hair, please..."
  • Thester interrupts Karen's meeting with Zuckerberg and apologies when he sees what's going on.
    "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were in the middle of grooming a dead-eyed shark man."
  • His efforts result in Karen becoming his barber.
    Karen: Well, he's not moving his company here, but somehow I agreed to be his on-call barber? (her cellphone rings)
    Mark: Higher hair, please!
  • He later ends up scaring the mutant kids just by showing up.
• When AFKAK goes to a porn studio to find Gina, he finds out that it's really a bag of rats made to look like a woman thanks to make up.
  AFKAK: Wow. The make up artist on this film deserves an award.
• Dusty eats the living green M&M.
  "Ahh! Help me! He's eating my brain!"

Good Jeans

• When Charles Lovely meets with Karen to talk about moving his company to Paradise he starts by greeting her before revealing some of her info, including when she will die. The entire time he's talking, his voice changes slightly and he twitches with each syllable. His eyeballs also roll backwards when he starts spouting Karen's personal info.
  "Good to see you Karen Crawford of Paradise. Blood type O-negative, born April 2nd, 1969, shall die June 24th 2042."
• In addition to only allowing virgin blood to be used when someone signs his contracts, Charles Lovely also uses it when playing connect the dots on placemats.
• Randall gets back at the tailor that insulted him for having a flat ass by burning his store and then twerking at the blaze.
• When Bubblebutt's pants are revealed to be Agent Clappers in disguise, Randall asks how he got back in the FBI rather than ask how Clappers was turned into pants to begin with.

The Shartist

• Hopson reveals that he's in The Scream (Munch) by unfolding the bottom of the paining, which shows Hopson giving the figure in the painting a blowjob.
  Hopson: The original title was "Hopson Blowing Alien Wizard".
• One of Kevin's attempts at trying to prove that Gina is a clone by looking at her vagina fails after he sees his mom's instead, resulting in him drowning in her untrimmed pubic hair.

The Butt Cut

• The episode starts with AFKAK telling the other members of Paradise PD that he has an announcement to make. In response, his father mutters "Finally." before pulling a rope that releases balloons, male strippers, and a banner that congratulates his son for coming out of the closet.
• It's revealed that there was never a curse, and the witch was just Hopson wearing a disguise.

Boat!

• The episode begins with Randall attempting to show what happened at the end of the previous episode, only for clips that show Hopson eating his own ass and acting as "Splooge McDuck", forcing Randall to simply say what happened. Right before the opening credits, it's revealed that Hopson was the one showing those clips after he show one where he farts straight up Randall's nose.
  Hopson: Ain't I a stinker?
• Robby believes that America was founded by a talking school bus full of semen named "Christopher Cumbus", who also became the first president, discovered electricity, was the lead singer of Van Halen, and died fighting the outer space dino bots on 9/11.
• As HR told Thester he couldn't pour hot coffee down his subordinates' pants as a punishment for not performing, he demonstrates how painful it would be by pouring it down his own pants.
• When AFKAK talks to Clappers, he's incredulous that the latter was let back into the FBI rather than curious as to how Clappers is now a pair of pants.
  Clappers: Why is that everyone's first question?! I'm pants goddammit!

King Of The Norf

• None of the members of the Resistance are interested in listening to Clapper's story of how he became pants.
• Fitz inadvertently reveals that he was one of Dusty's mom's clients when she prostituted herself.
• Due to accidentally taking Bullet's drugs instead of her prescription pills, Karen makes a fool of herself throughout the episode.
  • Karen acts like she's at a rave at the museum and has sex with a dinosaur exhibit.
  • She shows up to an interview with bloodshot eyes and bloody clothes and babbles nonsense. It ends with her biting off her own finger.
  • She dances with a corpse half naked during a funeral before puking blood on the cadaver.
• In order to protect himself, Thester hired Robby and Delbert and had them undergo plastic surgery to look like Saddam Hussein and act as his bodyguards.

Sack To The Future

• After Kevin changes his mind about killing himself and hangs on to the bridge, he's repeatedly hit in the balls by the passing by boats.
• After Kevin uses time travel to prevent himself from shooting Randall in the balls as a child, he returns to the present to find that not only is Paradise now a virtual utopia, nearly all the characters have much better lives.
  • Dusty is a handsome and muscular 5-time winner of the Mr. Universe bodybuilding championship.
  • Fitz is mentally healthy and unburden by any past tragedies.
    Fitz: The doctor said I have no mental health issues or hang-ups! Which was weird, because I never had any before...
  • For some reason, Bullet it no longer sentient in this timeline, which of course means he's not a degenerate drug addict. When Fitz lets Bullet off his leash and he runs offscreen, it seems he suddenly decides to indulge in all his previous addictions, as Fitz yells at him to stay away from grain alcohol, weed and heroin, except it turns out Fitz was actually yelling at Andy Dick who happened to be nearby.
  • Hobson is President of the United States. Also, Donald Trump was never president here, as he'd been raped to death by a flock of hippos in a zoo while the rest of the Trump family stood by and watched. There's even a statue commemorating the event!
  • Randall still looks like his handsome self from before Kevin shot his balls off, while Karen for some reason looks like Carmen Electra. Turns out when Adult Kevin replaced Randall's gun with a water gun, Child Kevin squirting his dad's balls with it somehow resulted in the birth of genius quintuplets, one of whom created a process that makes women look ridiculously attractive. Another one colonized Mars, and befriended an alien.
  • Gina is married to Kevin and looks and acts like him.

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