Conan O'Brien's former bio statement on his Twitter account.
Conan O'Brien is the former host of Late Night With Conan O'Brien following David Letterman's departure. He then hosted The Tonight Show after the departure of Jay Leno. The ratings for Leno's new show weren't stellar, but NBC was okay with it until local affiliates cried foul when their local news programmes suffered consequent ratings drops, leading NBC to cancel Leno's new show, and then try to fit Jay, Conan, and Jimmy Fallon into their late night line up when Leno still wanted a job at the end of the day. Conan said it would ruin the institution of The Tonight Show for the show to go into the next day (an inevitable result of cramming three comedians into less than three hours), and was ultimately let go from his contract (with $45 million mind you...) and Leno took back his old time slot. Whether he was of a douche/overall-nice-guy-who-wanted-to-keep-his-job Leno was and/or how much of a principled victim/baby O'Brien was, its pretty universally accepted that NBC screwed up big. Go to Adored by the Network to see a few more details of this debacle.On April 12, 2010, Conan announced a five-year deal with TBS to do an 11 PM talk show, to begin as soon as the no-compete clause in his NBC severance package expired that fall. After much speculation on what this show is to be called, Mr. O'Brien eventually came up with the single most original, most creative, most "I-want-to-watch-this-fine-basic-cable-programming" title ever known to mankind:ConawConan.Not to be confused with Conan the Barbarian, although the similarities are uncanny.
Conan has written, hosted, or appeared in the following works:
Credited as sole writer on three episodes: "Homer Goes to College"note season five episode where Homer is forced to go to college after failing a competency test at work, "Marge vs. the Monorail"note the famous season four episode where Mr. Burns' $3 million fine for disposing toxic waste in a public park gets spent on a poorly-constructed monorail pitched by a musical conman and "New Kid on the Block"note season four episode where Bart falls for a new neighbor's teenage daughter and Homer sues a seafood restaurant for not getting his fill at the all-you-can-eat buffet. He also wrote the Night Gallery-esque wraparounds for "Treehouse of Horror IV" and contributed to several other scripts
Conan solely created at least one still running character - "Captain McCallister" (the sea captain and owner of The Frying Dutchman seafood restaurant) - and coined the name for Selma's pet iguana for the episode "Selma's Choice" - "Jub-Jub".
Arch-Nemesis: The now-ex NBC CEO Jeff Zucker. Conan and Zucker were editors of rival newspapers in college. And also...STAAAAA-MOS!
At one point in college, Zucker got Conan and the staff of the Harvard Lampoon in trouble for buying up and discarding all copies of the Harvard Crimson in a newspaper war worthy of a college movie, minus babes◊.
Badass Beard: Grew one during the WGA Strike, and again during his time in the wilderness; he sported it proudly on his TBS show, until Will Ferrell shaved it away on May 2nd, 2011. He eventually grew another beard that he ended up having throughout his week in New York City.
The Band Minus the Face: During the Late Night era, the Max Weinberg Seven was often fronted by guitarist Jimmy Vivino and drummer James Wormworth while its namesake was touring with the E Street Band. When Weinberg chose not to rejoin the group for the TBS show, it was rechristened "Jimmy Vivino and the Basic Cable Band".
Benevolent Boss: Paid his staff out-of-pocket during the writers' strike. Also held up his exit negotiations with NBC due to his insistence that his staff be well taken care of, and has paid out-of-pocket for staff members who aren't fully covered by the NBC contract. And then he did a nationwide comedy tour, using the proceeds to pay his staff.
In character, however, he plays a Bad Boss whose employees' children are interviewed in the TBS show's "Staffers' Kids Say the Darnedest Things" sketches.
Berserk Button: Apparently vegetarians and the whole vegan lifestyle, though it comes off as a tongue-in-cheek thing.
Biting-the-Hand Humor: NBC, obviously (see Take That, below). On the premiere of Conan, Conan did a nerd impression and immediately thought better of it, as he stated the people he makes fun of are who supported him back when there was the Tonight Show controversy.
Conan: Talk about biting the hand that feeds me!
The next night he did a skit which involved TBS' standards office to see what the standards of Basic Cable were compared to network television. Assless chaps (to see how much of his ass could be shown) and a fishtank underwear (with a submarine covering the buttcrack) were tested; the TBS standards guy turned out to be an extra on the movie Road Trip. The NBC ordeal gave him this Trope to use as joke material, basically.
Deliberate Values Dissonance: Played with. On occasion, he would tell a bad joke, which would lead to his audience groaning in appall...and then applauding. Conan would always point out those "schizophrenic responses" from his crowd.
Fan Disservice: Conan's blinding white skin is a plot point on various occasions, and/or possible superpower for defeating enemies on-sight. One time, however, he reversed the tables by fooling Andy Richter to go on the set of the Today Show nude.
Fleece The Budget: In his final days as a talk show host before his NBC fallout, Conan happily decides to fill one of his shows with "new comedy bits that aren't so much funny, as they are crazy expensive." One of the most famous of these involves a Bugatti Veyron supercar dressed up like a mouse, that plays The Rolling Stones's "Satisfaction" (a song with almost impossibly pricey royalties). Total cost of this bit? $1.5 million.
Friendly Enemy: Conan was a direct rival to David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and (formerly) Craig Ferguson ... but all five were completely disgusted with how NBC treated him upon his getting The Tonight Show, proceeding to bitterly skewer the network and/or Jay Leno. When Conan balked at taking the 11:00 PM slot at TBS (knowing that doing so would push George Lopez back an hour and not wanting to subject Lopez to the same ill treatment he had faced), Lopez himself called Conan and urged him to take the deal. Lopez himself reportedly said "It means I get to come into work an hour later, What Mexican doesn't want that?"
Getting Crap Past the Radar: Averted; he befriends his censor and runs down a laundry list of things he had "planned" for his show, but wasn't quite sure about.
Although, there was one video he showed where the censor allowed some things, and immediately regretted it. Not sure about how real that was, but still...
I'mma gonna go to hell when I die! [Clap clap, clap clap]
Heterosexual Life-Partners: With Andy Richter. Where to begin? Andy was a writer who was hired as Conan's sidekick to help him from being too nervous during the show. The producers had noticed that they had great chemistry, and they hung out so frequently that people started assuming that they were gay. Even when NBC executives demanded that Conan get rid of Andy, he refused. Andy's last episode of Late Night (before leaving to pursue an acting career) was one of only two moments wherein Conan cried on camera. There were also no guests in that episode, because it was all one big going away party for Andy. Andy eventually came back for the Tonight Show and stuck with Conan — angrily defending him from Leno and NBC — throughout the whole debacle. He hasn't left Conan's side since, and even off-camera, the two are still frequently seen together. It's also widely known that every time Conan does something dangerous (like taunt an animal on the show to get laughs), Andy gets so concerned and angry that he refuses to talk to Conan for at least a day.
Ivy League: People are surprised whenever they find out that Conan graduated from Harvard. And magna cum laude, no less.
What's a fast way to clue the audience into a character's super-intelligence, either inborn or suddenly-gained? Why, give them a swollen cranium, apparently housing a grossly enlarged brain. The head may or may not pulsate, and the rest of the body be comparatively weak and underdeveloped.
New Year Has Come: On Late Night, Conan took advantage of his later time slot (back then, The Tonight Show covered Times Square celebrations since it overlaps Midnight ET) to conduct a New Year's celebration for the unappreciated Central Time Zone, featuring a series of bizarre sketches leading into an equally silly countdown; one year featured busts of Chicagoans James Belushi and Oprah Winfrey french kissing at midnight, and another featured a reporter who got into a police chase trying to race to Hudson Lake, Indiana to celebrate "properly".
This sketch was effectively discontinued in 2006: New Year's Eve in 2006 and 2007 fell on the weekend, the Writers' Strike was still going on in 2008, and Carson Daly hosts his own special now instead (making The Tonight Show and Late Night be re-runs instead)
Odd Couple: Conan and Martha Stewart, Conan and Mr T picking apples together, Conan and Ozzy Osbourne cheering up NBC office workers, Conan drinking whiskey and firing automatic weapons with Hunter S. Thompson, Conan and James Lipton...
Orwellian Editor: NBC pretty much erased any trace of Conan ever working for them.
Screw the Money, I Have Rules!: Conan could have kept on working on NBC if he was willing to push his show and Jimmy Fallon's back a half-hour to accommodate Jay Leno being on at 11:35 PM. Saying that that would be the end of The Tonight Show, he stood his ground and basically dared NBC to fire him.
Self-Deprecation: Conan frequently makes fun of himself and the show in general. In one instance on Late Night, Conan even remarked in jest "This is the worst show on television."
On his first episode on the new show, "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my second annual first show."
Shoot the Money: When TBS sent out a blimp to promote the show, Conan declared on the air that they were obligated to get their money's worth for it, and did a series of sketches wherein the blimp was sent around LA to stalk Gary Busey.
Smarter Than You Look: If you're introduced to Conan via Masturbating Bear or other lowbrow comedy bits, it may come as a surprise to learn he graduated from Harvard (and was valedictorian of his high school class).
A 1997 episode was taped in front of a Studio Audience consisting entirely of young children.
The show of October 10, 1996 was taped from a makeshift outdoor set after a five-alarm fire at 30 Rock left NBC's studios unavailable. The following night's show was taped at the Today studio.
When the northeastern United States (including New York City) was hit with a massive power outage on August 14, 2003, that night's scheduled Late Night was replaced with about five minutes of Conan reporting from the darkened, empty studio before introducing a rerun show.
An episode of Conan was dedicated entirely to Breaking Bad, from the title cards, to the guests, and to the band that played at the end. After the show, the entire Breaking Bad cast then threw fake bags of meth at the audience.
Combining Take That with Biting-the-Hand Humor, Conan started sticking it to NBC as soon as the deal to return Jay Leno to the 11:30 PM spot was announced.
One of his best was a comedy skit in which a Bugatti Veyron (with mouse ears on the roof, no less!) simply sat onstage while the original master recording of The Rolling Stones' "Satisfaction" played in the background — a skit which cost $1.5 million, and was done simply because NBC was footing the bill for the show.
He topped it by having 2009 Kentucky Derby-winning horse Mine That Bird wearing a mink Snuggie watching restricted NFL Super Bowl footage. Total cost? $4.8 million. Also on that show was Robin Williams yelling at the fake Burbank backdrop "You idiots!" and flipping it off, then singing an Irish folk song which Conan got up and danced along to.
Finally, to cap it all off, his final Tonight Show episode featured a fossilized ground sloth shooting caviar out a fire hose onto a Picasso. The cost? Over $40 million (or was it 60?...). And then Tom Hanks walked out to The Beatles' "Lovely Rita", which drove the price up an extra $500,000.
After O'Brien was criticized for wasting money that could be helping Haiti or something, he admitted on-air that the expensive items were either fake or donated for free. The rights to the music, however, were very real. (The first time it aired cost NBC nothing, but re-airing would have been very expensive, which is why NBC refuses to re-air them or make them available on the internet.)
In an episode where Conan and a professional organizer go try to clean associate producer, Jordan Schlansky's office, Conan found an old NBC envelope. Even the studio audience groaned at the awkwardness. The organizer asked if the box he found it in was garbage, Conan held out the envelope and said, "Oh, THIS is garbage."
Those Two Guys: In addition to Conan's Odd Couple pairings above, the teaming of Conan and Bob Saget strikes some as Conan's definite non-Andy OTP.
Unperson: To NBC, at least. Conan's website, any reference to O'Brien on their network and even YouTube and Hulu clips of O'Brien's shows have been under watch or removed by NBC with two exceptions (an episode of Saturday Night Live he hosted and a Season 1 episode of 30 Rock in which he and his show play an integral part in the plot). They even removed HornyManatee.com.
Weird Moon: The huge moon in the background of his TBS show can be controlled via remote, and possibly be used to crush Andy Richter. It even has "that lunar wobble"! On one occasion, it had Charlie Sheen's face on it.