Recap: The Simpsons S 5 E 3 Homer Goes To College

Episode - 1F02
First Aired - 10/14/1993

After Homer fails a competency test at the plant, Mr. Burns is forced to put Homer in college so he can keep his job. Too bad Homer thinks that college life is similar to what most viewers have seen in Animal House and its many imitations.

This episode contains examples of:

  • Batter Up: Spoofing the scene from The Untouchables, Mr. Burns tries to whack a Springfield University board member with a baseball bat, but he's so weak the board member hardly feels anything, and it utterly exhausts him.
  • Berserk Button: Sir Oinks-a-lot apparently hates it when someone plays with his tail.
  • Big Eater: When a meltdown caused Homer to glow and say he needed to destroy mankind, his wrist watch beeped to remind him it was lunch time. He quickly shook off the radiation and went for lunch.
  • Black and Nerdy: Gary.
  • Cannot Tell Fiction from Reality: Homer thinks that real college life is similar to what's on The School of Hard Knockers (the raunchy college film he watches).
  • College Is High School Part 2: Pointedly subverted, though Homer believes this.
  • Dean Bitterman: Trope Namer, from School of Hard Knockers.
    • Averted with the laid back Dean Peterson, but Wrong Genre Savvy Homer is convinced that he has to be a "crusty old dean" despite all evidence to the contrary.
  • Epic Fail: Homer starts a nuclear meltdown in a simulator that didn't have any nuclear materials.
    • Homer does this a second time with a particle accelerator in his nuclear physics class.
  • Even Evil Has Standards / Pet the Dog: Richard Nixon takes the mistreatment of Sir Oinks-a-lot very seriously.
    Nixon: Oh, you'll pay! Don't think you won't pay!
  • Fandom Rivalry: In-Universe, the nerds use the Simpsons' land line to argue online over whether Captain Kirk or Captain Picard is better. They support Kirk.
  • Hard Work Montage: The nerds help Homer study hard for his test. Unfortunately, he still gets an F.
  • Humor Dissonance: In-universe. In Homer's nuclear physics class, when the professor greets his new class by saying "Out with the old, in with the nucleus...", everyone except Homer laughs. But when the professor accidentally drops his notecards, Homer is the only one who laughs, prompting everyone to stare at him as he does so.
  • Karma Houdini: Defied by Homer, who feels guilty that his hijinks got the nerds expelled from college, and steps forward to accept blame, but Bart, who originally brainstormed the prank, has nothing happen to him (unless, of course, you count missing a once-in-a-lifetime "Itchy and Scratchy" cartoon where Scratchy gets Itchy).
  • Lets See You Do Better: During one class, the professor teaches the class how a proton accelerator works when Homer interrupts, saying that because he worked in a nuclear power plant for 10 years, he already knows how it works. So the professor asks him to demonstrate for the class, which Homer agrees to. The scene immediately cuts to the students running out of the now green-glowing radiated class hall.
  • Missing the Good Stuff: Thanks to one of the nerds unplugging the television, Bart and Lisa miss the end of the Itchy and Scratchy episode where Scratchy finally wins. Even worse, Krusty says they'll never be allowed to show that episode again.
  • Mystery Box: When it is clear to Mr. Burns that he is about to be sanctioned for gross violations at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, he tries (unsuccessfully) to play Monty Hall (of Let's Make a Deal) and offer a bribe to the inspectors into forgetting about Homer not being properly certified or qualified.
  • Nice Guy: Dean "Bobby" Peterson, who's perfectly willing to hang out with students or play guitar with them.
  • Reality Ensues: Homer learns the hard way that college isn't Wacky Fratboy Hijinks.
  • Rule of Funny: Homer somehow caused a meltdown in a simulator despite the simulator not having real radioactive materials.
  • Screw the Money, I Have Rules!: The nuclear plant inspectors refused to take Burns's money in order for him to escape penalties.
  • Screw the Rules, I Have Connections!: Burns uses his position on the board of Springfield University to admit Homer into college.
    • Apparently the dean didn't want to expel the nerds, but Sir Oinksalot had powerful friends (I.e. Nixon).
  • Shout-Out: Features dozens to college comedies such as Animal House and Revenge of the Nerds.
  • Sir Verb-A-Lot: Sir Oinks-a-lot, the pig mascot of Springfield A&M.
  • Start X to Stop X: According to Homer, "The only antidote to a zany scheme, is an even zanier scheme!"
  • Team Rocket Wins: Scratchy defeated Itchy this time. But we never see the specifics, and never will.
  • Technology Marches On: This was the first episode to reference the Internet, as Marge hears "crazy noises" on her phone. Back then, Internet connection used phone lines and modems.
    • Bart and Lisa missing the episode where Scratchy finally gets Itchy would be impossible today (unless Krusty made it legally possible for the episode to never be shown again, like he did when he got rid of Poochie the Dog), as most TV shows can legally (or illegally) be found online, courtesy of TV show websites, video websites, and torrent sites.
      • Or they could just wait for the DVD release.
  • Throw It In: The line "S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T" was actually a mistake made by Homer's voice actor (Dan Castellaneta) , but it was so him that they decided to keep it.
  • Too Dumb to Live: Benjamin, Doug and Gary, who immediately hand over their wallets to Snake when he claims to be the "wallet inspector." Even Snake is surprised that actually worked.
  • Trap-Door Fail: When the safety inspectors turn down Burns' bribes, Mr. Burns tells them "I have the feeling you'll be... dropping the charges.", and he presses a button to open the trap door, except the trap door's on the other side of the room. Smithers reminds Mr. Burns that "The painters moved your desk".
  • Turn the Other Cheek: The Dean instantly forgives Homer for putting him in traction, and for the other pranks he pulled.
  • Wacky Fratboy Hijinx: Deconstructed. The plan to steal Springfield A&M's mascot Sir Oinks-a-lot goes horribly wrong, and it gets Benjamin, Doug and Gary expelled immediately (at Richard Nixon's behest).
  • Wrong Genre Savvy: Homer goes into college convinced it's nonstop Wacky Fratboy Hijinx, and is amazed it's not.
    Homer: (yelling) NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!
    Marge: Homer, that isn't very nice.
    Homer: Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college students: jocks and nerds. As a jock, it's my job to give nerds a hard time. (to nearby student athlete) Hey, did you get a load of that nerd?
    Student Athlete: (confused) Pardon me?
  • Zany Scheme