People say "Science doesn't know everything!" — Science knows it doesn't know, otherwise it'd stop.
Dara Ó Briain (Pronounced Oh Bree-Ann
) is an Irish stand up comedian famous throughout the UK and his homeland. Beginning as a children's television presenter
, Dara is now known for presenting Mock the Week
, The Apprentice UK - You're Fired!
, as well as a few Edutainment Shows School of Hard Sums
and Stargazing Live
, as well as his own show Dara Ó Briain's Science Club
. He's also an occasional guest on QI
If the excess of educational shows and his nerdy routine wasn't clear enough, Dara is unsurprisingly both a massive nerd and gamer
; even stacking atop this, he speaks fluent Irish
and has studied mathematics and theoretical physics (despite looking like a Russian gangster).
This comedian provides examples of:
- All Crimes Are Equal: When it comes to pseudo-science and superstition, he despises all parties equally:
I would take homeopaths and I'd put them in a big sack with psychics, astrologers and priests. And I'd close the top of the sack with string, and I'd hit them all with sticks. And I really wouldn't be bothered who got the worst of the belt of the sticks.
- Bald of Awesome
- Berserk Button:
[Neutrinos] can't mutate. Their structure is fundamental to the structure of the universe. Right? They can't just change. He might as well have gone, "The electrons are angry!".
- Earn Your Fun: Whilst an avid gamer, he frequently complains that he has no time to unlock everything to enjoy games. During one gig, he points out that playing through all of Guitar Hero just to get to The Beastie Boys is so intolerable that a minigame where you fellate the controller would be preferable.
- Another routine has him note that he was never able to see the really controversial stuff in one of the Grand Theft Auto games, as he got stuck on an early mission and quit upon realizing that the constant failing and going back to the guy who gave him the mission to restart it (and having to wait at a toll booth both ways) was basically the same as actually being in traffic.
- The Chew Toy: On Mock the Week. Some episodes generate a Running Gag of mocking his baldness or appearance (like his large head).
- Since he's always sitting down on the show, he's made fun of for not doing any work, or is described as having no legs.
- Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: Despite, in his own words, looking like one of Tony Soprano's henchmen, he has studied maths and theoretical physics, and is fluently bilingual with Irish Gaelic.
- For Want of a Nail: The entire conclusion of This Is The Show is a lengthy rant on how 2012 could have been a masterpiece had the line "The neutrinos are mutating, and they're heating up the planet!" been changed to "The Latinos are mutating, and they're heating up the planet!".
- Insult Comic: A large piece of his stand up act is picking on people in the audience, and he actively engages hecklers.
- Never Heard That One Before: Apparently people won't stop comparing him to Gru from 'Despicable Me.''
- Precision F-Strike: While he doesn't swear excessively, he still invokes this occasionally.
People say "The great thing about homeopathy is that you can't overdose on it." — Well you could fucking drown.
- One of Us: Despite lampshading he doesn't look the type, he's a huge video game nerd.
- Raised Catholic:
I'm not a religious man, right, I don't even believe in God. But still Catholic, obviously.
- Religion Tropes: Occasionally brought up, such as how the Christmas Nativity is unfair when Atheists would rather watch children remake other winter stories:
- Ruptured Appendix: One of three things that causes him to seriously doubt the Christian story that God created humans in his own image (the others being the general visual dullness of people compared to mountains and sunsets, and our occasionally biting the inside of our mouths).
- Self-Deprecation: He notes that he looks like either Gru from Despicable Me or one of Tony Soprano's henchmen.
- Suddenly Bilingual: Though he doesn't like discussing it, he is so fluent in Irish he used to present a Gaelic Kids show.
- Surreal Humor: His stand up often results in him regressing to nonsensical scenarios by deliberately antagonizing and misinterpreting the audience. He even makes a point of using the encore to recap on audience members he's engaged.
- Take That, Critics!: His "Craic Dealer" Tour is a pun on the Irish slang "What's the craic?" that means "What's happening?" and the term "Crack Dealer", but this was originally rejected by some Moral Guardians and some retailers as it might give unwanted publicity to cocaine culture. Naturally, after getting approval for the next tour, he had it as the entire backing display so it would be present on all previews and remain uncensored.
- Tempting Fate: He notes that one thing you should never do is tell a comedian not to do something. For example, upon doing a gig where a certain celebrity was present, he was warned not to do material about a super-injunction; a super-injunction is a legal injunction that cannot be publicized, meaning Dara obviously had zero idea about it prior to being warned of it, and he promptly started to make light of it.
- Visible Silence: His initial reaction to being confronted after a routine that included IRA jokes by a big English squaddie who informed him two of his mates died in The Troubles: "A big thought balloon with fuckin' nothing inside it."
- Your Approval Fills Me with Shame: He was once at the centre of a controversy for telling a homophobic joke about Elton John. When a homophobic organisation sent him a letter of support, he backed out of the controversy and cut the joke from his act.