Characters / Team Neighborhood

The world of Team Neighborhood, being a Massive Multiplayer Crossover is loaded with various characters.

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Team Fortress 2 Characters

Both teams as a whole

• Cloud Cuckoo Lander: All of them, to varying extents.
• Death Is Cheap: They just respawn when killed, which seems to be more of an annoyance to them.
• Foil: Members of both the RED and BLU teams serve as this to each other. Generally speaking, RED Team behaves much like how they do in canon, while BLU Team acts like how they appear in fan material. Examples include:
  • While both are the resident Butt-Monkies for both teams, the RED Scout is the usual Bratty Half-Pint Smug Snake Jerkass making any misfortune that happens to him deserved. Meanwhile the BLU Scout appears more modest in comparison but also a bit more odder and sillier compared to RED Scout, making whatever bodily harm that happens on his end leaning more towards wacky slapstick rather than anything karmic.
    • The BLU Scout is a die-hard furry, while the RED scout has an aversion to anthromorphic creatures.
    • The RED Scout is a Casanova Wannabe, with one highlight being him trying to court the SMNC assassin with a bucket of chicken but fails.
  • While the RED Heavy is much more outgoing and loyal to his team, the BLU Heavy is much more stoic and an opportunist, as shown in Pool Fools.
  • Both Soldiers are crazy but BLU Soldier is the fan interpretation of a crazy leader while RED Soldier is more of a crazy teammate, content to do his own thing.
  • The RED Medic is a bit of a Mad Scientist who's close friends with RED Engineer while the BLU Medic prefers the company of mediguns and his roommate, the BLU Heavy.
  • BLU Spy is the Only Sane Man during the snowball fight^*Although it's a bit hypocritical considering he's done some pretty dumb and strange things himself doing as much as he could to not be a part of it, meanwhile the RED Spy is fully supportive of his team, from outright planning to hide one of his knives inside a snowball to saving his team by giving the BLU soldier bad intel.
  • Whereas BLU Pyro's hobbies are watching Disney movies and gardening, RED Pyro's main is cooking.
  • RED Engineer is a Mad Scientist and a Jack of All Trades. BLU Engineer, on the other hand, can only build regular sentries, dispensers, and teleporters and not other things like a swimming pool.
    • Oddly enough, some members were actually similar to each other regarding of what they do, for example both of the Demoman, who despite their initial drunkard schtick, prefers a more mundane solution than the others.
• Inexplicably Identical Individuals: As usual, sans their clothing colors, the RED and BLU team members are practically physically identical. This comes into play in "Bush Beaters" when the fanatical gas station Funny Animals mistakes the RED Scout for the BLU Scout, who is a devout furry that they idolize.

RED Team

RED Scout

Jeremy [Surname Blank] - RED Team Scout, Rapid Reconnaissance & Aggro Expert

• Butt-Monkey: In the series of where no one is safe from slapstick violence and humiliation, RED Scout seems to take it the worst. Best exemplified in Bush Beaters, where he gets raped by a Great White Tibetan Land Shark, mistaken for his BLU counterpart by a group of Furries, and gets used as The Bait for not only the Fishing Challenge, but also the Hunting Challenge.
• The Cynic: Would rather mind his own business than actually involve himself.
• Jerk with a Heart of Gold: He comes off as abrasive and uninterested in other people's activities, but still decides to go with RED Sniper and RED Demoman and participate in the Bushman's Challenge, and even offers to take RED Sniper's place in the parker's challenge when the latter is injured. When their team wins the hunter's challenge by capturing Bigfoot, RED Scout gladly partakes in a celebratory toast despite hating the taste of RED Demoman's liquor.
• Made of Iron: His handheld phone is pretty tough, even after being sunk into the bottom of the lake, and lasts for a few days since he used it for the second Challenge of the tournament, which lasts for 24 hours.
• Mistaken Identity: A group of furries mistake him for BLU Scout, much to RED Scout's horror.

RED Soldier

Sergeant-Barrister Jane Doe - RED Team Soldier, Unofficial Commander & Rocket Scientist

• Ambiguously Gay: Is a little too pleased at the sight of RED Heavy having intercourse with a truck for money on television.
• Big Damn Heroes: Attempts to be this in "The Grill", having trained as a samurai after being stomped to Japan by the grill robot, but is incinerated almost immediately.
• Blood Knight: Charges straight at a homicidal grill robot, screaming and holding only a shovel.
• Cannot Tell Fiction from Reality: Seems to think some of his toy soldiers are actually real and alive.
• Comically Missing the Point: After RED Heavy runs away screaming after RED Soldier changes the channel to a video of Heavy having sex with a truck for money, Soldier quips "Ha, I guess capitalist television isn't for everyone!"
• Enemy Mine: Once again, he attempts this, calling BLU Soldier and asking him to help defend RED Team's house from the grill robot, but BLU Soldier (who is in the middle of filming himself having some "private time") replies with a Little "No", and hangs up.
• Gratuitous Foreign Language: Parodied in The Grill, when he comes back from Japan. He's "speaking" in reverse, while the subtitles are in Spanish.
• Impossible Pickle Jar: Well, Mayonnaise jar.
• Made of Iron: Shrugs off being hit in the back with a cannonball, as well as all sorts of Amusing Injuries, like being incinerated and stomped to Japan by the Grill.
• Oh, Crap!: Has a massive one when he realises a bottle of ignited hot sauce launched by the grill robot is about to land on him and explode.
• This Is Gonna Suck: Just before the flaming hot sauce lands on him, he pulls a face that suggests he knows exactly how unpleasant it's going to be for him.
• Worthy Opponent: Considers Napoleon to be this, or at least his toy soldier of Napoleon.

RED Pyro

[Name blank on ID form] - Red Team Pyro, Fire Thrower & Stuffed Animal Collector

• Berserk Button: They get very triggered when the grill robot destroys their cooking outfit.
• Beware the Nice Ones: In addition to the Let's Get Dangerous! example below, he also was able to set BLU Pyro alight and throw him through the window of BLU Team's house, not to mention his shark prank on RED Scout in episode 3 was motivated by RED Scout rudely shoving Pyro into the pool earlier. Otherwise he's one of the nicer characters.
• Hidden Depths: Pyro is the team's projectile balistics expert.
• Let's Get Dangerous!: After having his cooking outfit burnt by the grill robot, he comes back dressed as a fireman, holding an axe and laughing and screaming manically.
• The Prankster: Dresses up as a shark in "Pool Fools" in order to prank RED Scout.
• The Unintelligible: Goes with the territory for being a Pyro, but the other Pyro can apparently understand them just fine.

RED Demoman

• The Alcoholic: To the point where he seems to bleed booze instead of blood. When fleeing from Papa Bigfoot, he leaves behind a silhouette of himself in alcohol.
• Day in the Limelight: Alongside Sniper and Scout, he becomes a main character in Bush Beaters. With his knowledge involving explosives being very useful in saving the trio a few times.
• Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: When sober, he's actually a very capable problem-solver. This is demonstrated in Bush Beaters, where he improvises an explosive using RED Scout's unopened BONK and a firecracker to blow up Frank the Shark.
• The Load: When he's drunk. Which is nearly all the time. Subverted when he gets sober though, when he becomes the Only Sane Man and a Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass.
• Made of Iron: Doesn't seem to care all that much after he gets shot in the foot, but that's probably because he was far too drunk to realise or care.
• Non-Action Guy: If only because he's usually too drunk to do anything but sleep. He will occasionally raise his head, look at whatever is going on around him, then go back to sleep. Although this habit is finally broken by Bush Beaters.
• Only Sane Man: Ironically, he appears to be this when he's sober (which is very rare.). This is most notable in Bush Beaters, where he settles the hostilities between RED Sniper and RED Scout and even tries to call RED Medic when RED Sniper ends up getting hurt in a fight.

RED Heavy

• Ambiguously Gay: While walking alongside Soldier in Pool Fools he asks RED Soldier that if he would kiss him.
  Red Soldier: You'd like that wouldn't you comrade?
• Berserk Button: Does not like the BLU team coming near his house.
• Covert Pervert: As Bush Beaters reveals, he made a very embarrassing appearance in a show called "Truck Fuck" (it's Exactly What It Says on the Tin). While his face was censored, it is very obviously him, especially since he was still wearing his RED Armband during filming.
• Hero of Another Story: Seems to have had an adventure of his own after being punched into space in "The Grill", seeing as he shows up with a tank at the end.
• Made of Iron: Survives being punched into deep space and the reentry to Earth.
• Unusually Uninteresting Sight: Seems remarkably unconcerned that (from his point of view) there's a duplicate of him (in reality BLU Spy) sat in the pool with the rest of RED Team in "Pool Fools"

RED Engineer

Dell Conagher, D.E.S., D.I.T., D. CHEM, D.SC, D.A.S., D.C.SC, - Red Engineer

• Achievements in Ignorance: When he and RED Medic build a grill, he somehow makes a toaster instead. On their second attempt they manage to build a grill....which turns into a giant killer robot. So does the toaster, but it's on RED Team's side and helps defeat the grill robot.
• Butt-Monkey: Spends most of "The Grill" being punted between RED and BLU teams' houses by the grill robot and BLU heavy.
• Mad Scientist: He is pretty much this; to the point RED Sniper forbids him from building a pool because he's afraid the incident from Episode 1 might repeat itself all over again.
• Professor Guinea Pig: A Mad Scientist engineer who in episode 4 is perfectly happy to let his equally mad friend the RED Medic do unusual experimental surgeries on him, which is nail a wig to his bald head and we're talking big nails. Granted from his very nonchalant reactions (with one of those nails piercing his goggles), that idea could very well much have been his.

RED Medic

• Dr. Feelgood: Serves as this for the RED Team, mainly the RED Engineer.
• Fantastic Drug: Whatever it is he takes. All we know is, it's "not medicine!"
• Mad Scientist: Can't even build a grill without making it look like a scene from Frankenstein.
• My God, What Have I Done?: Has this reaction when his and RED Engineer's grill goes berserk.
  RED Medic: "I toiled in God's domain!"
• Sorry to Interrupt: Respawns in the BLU house at one point and walks in on the BLU Team watching BLU Spy stripping and poledancing, to his horror.
• What Did I Do Last Night?: Wakes up after taking drugs on the roof of the opposite team's house, surrounded by needles.

RED Sniper

Mick Mundy - RED Team Sniper, Professional Jarate Crafter

• A Day in the Limelight: Bush Beaters has the RED Sniper as the central protagonist.
• Green-Eyed Monster: Is visibly jealous with the Monday Night team's success.
• Shock and Awe: The Electronium knife he wins at the end of Bush Beaters certainly lives up to its name.
• Too Dumb to Live: When asked by BLU Spy if a rag smelled like chloroform, RED Sniper instantly sniffed it to check. It did.
• Unusually Uninteresting Sight: Is pretty passe about the injuries and deaths his team are suffering at the hands of the grill robot in episode 1, responding to RED Spy's Major Injury Underreaction with a Blunt "Yes" and asking RED Scout how many times the grill robot had killed him in a deadpan fashion. (RED Scout is then promptly killed again before he can answer.) This is understandable as Death Is Cheap due to both teams being able to respawn easily.

RED Spy

[Confiscated the ID form] - RED Team Spy, is French

• The Prankster: Sprays "Vive La France" with sun-tan lotion on the RED Soldier's back at one point.
• Major Injury Underreaction:
  RED Spy: "I do believe I'm on fire."
  RED Sniper: "Yeah."
• Small Role, Big Impact: His role wasn't very big in Frozen Fortress, however his successful attempt at fooling the BLU Soldier by giving him bad intel, gave his team the chance to push back the encroaching BLU team and have enough time to finally put an end to the war.

BLU Team

BLU Scout

• Butt-Monkey: Just like his RED counterpart, he's liable to suffer from violent slapstick comedycsw, either at the hands of his teammates or against traffic.
• Cassandra Truth: In "Frozen Fortress", BLU Scout denies that he threw the snowball that started the snowball fight, even though everyone on his team believes that he did. It turns out he was telling the truth; it was BLU Pyro's fault.
• Furry Fandom: BLU Scout is a devout (and pretty popular) member of the furry fandom. Amusingly in Pool Fools, it seemed he was a member of the brony fandom at first before Bush Beaters just made him a member of the furry fandom too.
• My Friends... and Zoidberg: In Frozen Fortress, he's brought up like this by the narrator while referring to "a hardened group of cold-blooded killers and a BLU Scout".
• Not Me This Time: Everybody on his team blames him for starting the snowball fight in "Frozen Fortress", which he vehemently denies. And he's right, it was BLU Pyro.
• Popular with Furries: In-Universe he was named Man Of The Year in a furry magazine, to the point that he has a large flock of fans (who mistake RED Scout for him).
• Real Men Wear Pink: Fan of his world's pastiche of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and is also a part of the furry fandom.

BLU Soldier

Pretty Officer Jane Doe - BLU Team Soldier, Unofficial Commander & Market Gardener

• Angrish: Sometimes lapses into this when his plans fail.
• Berserk Button: Many, most notably hot weather, lack of cable TV and ponies.
• Caught with Your Pants Down: In "The Grill" RED Soldier phones BLU Soldier in the middle of BLU Soldier having some "alone time". While in front of a video camera. He's at it again during one of his interview segments in "Frozen Fortress".^note Which could almost be during the same session except for the presence of Soldier's undershirt in only one of the clips.
• Covert Pervert: Is seen filming himself doing the above in "The Grill".
• The Ditz: He follows his battle intelligence so blindly that in "Frozen Fortress" it takes him a while to work out he's prepared an assault against the wrong house.
• The Leader: BLU Soldier is the one to lead his team on hairbrained schemes to steal from RED team and also be their commander during the 78th largest snowball fight in history.
• Naked People Are Funny: He spends the first few minutes of Pool Fools ass-naked.
• Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist: Episodes 2 and 3 follow BLU Soldier's schemes to steal from the RED team and, given he's a jerk and massive cheater, things don't work out for him.
• Villainous Breakdown: He gets one in "Cable Calamity" after a sleeping RED Demoman falls on the remote, switching the channel from "Game of Bones", to "Oi! Fuck You! Friendship is Magic". He even smashed the tv out of disappointment.

BLU Pyro

• Green Thumb: Unusually for an arsonist, BLU Pyro is an avid Gardener, browsing gardening websites while the rest of the team is using the internet for other purposes.
• Manchild: Loves Disney movies and generally acts like a child as Pyros often do.
• The Reveal: BLU Pyro, not BLU Scout, was the one who threw the first snowball that began the snowball fight in "Frozen Fortress".
• The Unintelligible: Goes with the territory for being a Pyro, but the other Pyro can apparently understand them just fine.

BLU Demoman

Lord Tavish Finnegan DeGroot - BLU Team Demoman, Explosives & Liquor Enthusiast

• The Alcoholic: Just like his RED counterpart.
• Drives Like Crazy: Doesn't just drive like crazy, but most of the time he drives, he is drunk out of his mind.
• Hidden Depths: He's a total alchoholic but he takes wine tasting seriously, sampling and writing down notes as he does.
• Improbable Aiming Skills: In Cable Calamity, he's shown to have even-better aiming skills than the BLU Sniper even though he's still completely drunk.
• Mad Bomber: He's a Demoman.
• Only Sane Man: Just like his RED counterpart, The Demoman is arguably one of the more reasonable member of the team, preferring Mundane Solutions to an episode's problem. In Cable Calamity, he decided to install a new cable television instead of stealing the RED Team's cable, only for his effort to fail when he finds he's short on money. He also attempted to buy an air conditioner to cool down his team's ape-house when they run out of cold water, but he couldn't do so when he found the prices for one were ludicrously high.
• Simple Solution Won't Work: When he attempts to do a Mundane Solution in hopes of benefiting his team, the two times he does so (buying some cable in the second episode and buying an AC in the third), he just can't do so due to both attempts involving ludicrously high prices.

BLU Heavy

Миша из Джугджура - BLU Team Heavy Weapons Guy, Virtuoso of Russian Literature

• Ambiguously Gay: Shares a bed with BLU Medic.
• Characterisation Marches On: In Moments with the Heavy he was a chaotic doofus like the star of kitty0706's videos but in Team Neighborhood proper he's a more terse and stoic character who generally plays straightman though still has his lapses of judgement like stealing the TV without the cable hookup.
• Hero of Another Story: Mid-episode in Pool Fools, it's revealed that Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union are back at it again. The BLU Heavy gets invited to fight for his motherland, which he accepts with little hesitation so he could enjoy the countries' colder weather. The viewer gets to see this action-packed adventure near the end, which constitutes stopping a missile mid-flight.
• Jumped at the Call: Gladly ditched his team to fight for his motherland. Most likely because motherland is cold.
• Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: BLU Heavy stopping the missile mid-air drops to where the RED Team’s pool is, destroying it in the process thus making his team actions pointless and the RED team to lose their pool.
• Unusually Uninteresting Sight: Doesn't seem to be all that surprised when RED Engineer is launched into his window.

BLU Engineer

• Crippling Overspecialization: He's good at building sentries, teleporters and dispensers, but that's about all he can do, as shown when he tried to build a pool for the team and ended up destroying the house's piping and trapping himself in a vat of concrete. At the start of "Frozen Fortress" he's the one responsible for locking the BLU Team out of their house.
• Didn't Think This Through: He never considered that his teleporter can only send the cable feed without complete control over the RED team’s television, thus making his plan moot.
• Epic Fail: His attempt at building a swimming pool in the BLU's backyard in Pool Fools. At one point, he jumps steps of his building plan due to heat-induced idiocy: after causing a water pipe leak and flooding the hole he dug for the pool, he unchecks the first and third steps, then proceeds onto the second step and pushes all his bags of concrete into it with his mini-bulldozer, and gets stuck in it once it hardened.
• Got Volunteered: Forced to build a pool for his team under the threat of getting beat up.
• Lethal Klutz: His attempts at building a swimming pool for the BLU Team always end in destruction and chaos.

BLU Medic

Dr. [First Name Scribbled] Ludwig, fmr M.D. - BLU Medic & "Harmacist"

• Absurd Phobia: Absolutely terrified of apples.
• Ambiguously Gay: Seems very close with his roommate, the BLU Heavy, to the point where they share a bed.
• Big Eater: During his interview in "Frozen Fortress", BLU Medic eats two burgers, a large plate of fries with dip, and a soda; later in the video, he's seen ordering more food.
• Hair-Trigger Temper: Has quite the temper, as shown in Pool Fools.
• Sadist: His idea of porn? Surgery videos, with just a little too much screaming.
• Those Wacky Nazis: Many a joke is had regarding BLU Medic's Nazism.
  • In Cable Calamity, Soldier flips around a chalkboard to explain his plan, but instead reveals BLU Medic's plan to invade France through Belgium, prompting the latter to hoof it.
  • In Pool Fools, when the BLU Heavy is informed that the Motherland and Fatherland are at it again, BLU Medic awkwardly tries to sink out of the frame.
  • In Bush Beaters, his only scene is him reading a book titled Mein Kampfy Chair.
• Tempting Fate: In "Bush Beaters", BLU Heavy spots RED Sniper, Scout and Demoman driving to The Bushman's Challenge and wonders where they are going. BLU Medic replies "Eh, probably off to have a more interesting day than we are." as a giant eye looks through the window behind him.

BLU Sniper

• Covert Pervert: Seems one of the more normal team members... until you see that he enjoys watching an Australian nature presenter sticking his thumb up a crocodile's anus.
• Oh, Crap!: Has this reaction when he realises he's about to go on a drive with BLU Demoman.
• Treehouse of Fun: Somehow managed to get his van lodged in a tree in BLU team's back garden, which is where he sleeps.

BLU Spy

• Ambiguously Gay: Strips and does a pole dancing routine for the rest of BLU Team.
• Big Damn Heroes: Manages to cover RED Heavy in piss to stop him from chasing BLU Engineer in "Cable Calamity".
• Butt-Monkey: Usually has something bad happen to him, although it's usually his own fault.
• Hoist by His Own Petard: After knocking RED Sniper unconscious with chloroform in an attempt to steal RED team's cable, he trips up on one of RED Sniper's piss jars and gets covered in the stuff, much to his horror. He spends most of the rest of the episode in the shower, crying.
  • Happens to him quite a lot. In "Pool Fools", he's sent over to RED Team's pool in order to sap their sentries to let in the rest of BLU Team, only for him to simply disguise himself as RED Heavy and join in the party. When the missile BLU Heavy disabled falls on RED Team's pool, it lands directly on him.
• Hypocritical Humor: He finds the snowball fight in "Frozen Fortress" dumb, yet he's guilty of getting into (and doing) equally dumb and crazy things along with the rest of the team. For example, the previously said pole dancing and joining the RED Team in their pool disguised when he was supposed to disable their sentries. Also, despite seeing the snowball fight as stupid, he still fought in it.
• Multi-Armed and Dangerous: One of the cheats he gave himself in the match that shows up in every hallucination sequence was extra arms with accompanying knives.
• Not So Above It All: In "Pool Fools", he decides to join the RED Team in their pool disguised instead of sapping their sentries so the BLU Team can attack.
• Only Sane Man: In "Frozen Fortress", BLU Spy was the only member of his team who found the snowball fight stupid, while the rest of the BLUs and the RED Team fought like it was World War 3. Aside from partaking in at least one battle, he tried avoiding the "war" as much as he could by not playing. Eventually, he snitched to the Administrator about the snowball fight so the teams would knock it off. It's very ironic, considering the antics he'd get into in the later episodes.

Other Team Fortress 2 Characters

The Administrator

• Beleaguered Boss: She’s in charge of the mercs, but she often has to be the one responsible for cleaning up after their hijinks.
• Cool Car: Has a vintage sedan as one of these.
• Not So Above It All: When Miss Pauling admits that spectating the Mercs killing each other as entertaining, it immediately cuts to the Administrator laughing madly as BLU team pushes their cart to into the hole.
• Surrounded by Idiots: Is visibly annoyed at having to clean up after the mercs in the aftermath of their misadventures.

Miss Pauling

Miss F. Pauling- Assistant to the XFO Administrator of TF Industries

• Beleaguered Assistant: Like her boss, she has to clean up the mess made by the mercs.
• Not So Above It All: Miss Pauling admits watching the Mercs kill each other in the "Frozen Fortress" episode is entertaining.

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