mpn1990's review of Action 52. "Don't tell me this game just fucking crashed on me! OH MY GOD! (unintelligible bloodcurdling screams) DAMN YOU ACTION 52! GOD DAMN YOU TO FUCKING HELL! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!"
In The Agony Booth forums, one poster during a discussion of Southland Tales alternated between sensible statements and "Who the which now?"
Angry German Kid: He spends the video screaming so loudly that parts of his dialogue are untranslatable, resulting in this.
Linkara provides the below quote in his review of Neutro one when it is revealed that the two scientists that assembled Neutro are testing his capabilities by, among other things, demolishing entire cities. He is understandably appalled.
Linkara: He's... They're... They're... They're testing Neutro by blowing up cities!?
Linkara: After a filler episode where they get baked into a giant pizza... Excuse me for a moment. (walks away from the mic, lets out a loud scream of torment, then walks back) The story then continues in "The Phantom Phenomenon".
In the Silent Hill Dead/Alive review, after finding out that the comic ripped off Evil Dead, he shouts in Angrish offscreen.
Cat Muto slips into this when gobsmacked by something. A noticeable example occurs in her final Let's Play video of don't take it personally babe, it just ain't your story, after Isabella's suicide is revealed by Akira to have been made up as a prank to cause John Rook to lighten up, beginning with Tranquil Fury before devolving into this.
Cat Muto: Excuse me? You guys. Are. Idiots. What... ethae... eh, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! That is just.. that, urgh... just... sha...
Used so very much by the sporkers of Das Sporking. Some use it with more frequency than others, though the really indecipherable rants show that things just got very serious.
Arkada from the DesuDesBrigade speaks in this at the end of his Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex review after he praises Mary Elizabeth McGlynn by saying that any anime she is involved in is gold. His captor the fanboy informs him that she also worked on Naruto and that, by extension, Arkada just praised it. Cue meltdown.
The eragon-sporkings lapsed into this after a particularly bad piece of unpleasant moment from Eragon — specifically, after he left two people to be eaten by the Raz'ac so that he'd know whether they were in the area, then after they were eaten assuaged his guilt by saying that they couldn't defend everyone. Then regained speech long enough for a rant including "MY HATRED FOR YOU SEETHES LIKE THE ROTTEN UNDERBELLY OF A BLOATED ZOMBIE CORPSE" before lapsing back into Angrish.
The Game Grumps lapse into this frequently. Jon tends to use it more often than Arin.
Jon has been known to slip into it on occasion in his own videos as well - one particularly memorable moment coming from his Star Fox Adventures review.
In various GoAnimate videos, thanks to the text-to-speech programming it uses, many phrases devolve into angrish, including "OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH!" (most likely originally "Oooooooooh!") and "GEE-AR-AR-AR-AR-AR-AR-AR-AR-AR-AR-AR-AR!" ("Grrrrrrr!")
If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device: Can happen often, as the more serious or short-tempered characters in the series snap at each others' antics. Due to the series' subtitling tendencies, these are always labeled as well. Examples include Kitten's [Presumable Cat Noises], Karamazov's [Inquisitorial Angry] , the Emperor's occasional maddened mashing of his keyboard and a more terrified than angry version with Magnus and Kitten's [Panicked Babbling].
Jeff Compass: pretty much the basis of his Mr. Shovelware character, happens at least once per episode.
Kitboga is a scambaiter popular on Twitch and YouTube. Many of the scammers are reduced to outright angrish after Kitboga does stuff like redeeming the gift card codes he was supposedly going to give them before their very eyes.
Mark uses the head-smacked-on-the-keyboard kind of Angrish, especially in the first book's later chapters.
Book: "Bella." Edward's voice was very soft. Alice and Emmett looked out their windows. "If you let anything happen to yourself—anything at all—I'm holding you personally responsible. Do you understand that?" Mark: SADL;KFJASDF;JKLASDJKL;SFADJKLXZVCMN,XVCLKSHADFJK789243$#Q%#%%$#
His handwritten notes later devolve into a form of graphical Angrish◊.
The Posse (medibot, pokecapn, My Name Is Kaz, and Kung-Fu Jesus) all have had moments were they were so overcome with anger that they lost the capacity for words.
medibot: *gasping over Carrie's refusal to land in the correct spot during Kirby's Epic Yarn*: "My bones have turned into air!"
In Reviewing is Magic 4, it's implied that AnthonyC devolved into this during the "Technical Difficulties" scene during "Reviewing is Magic 4", when Luna, after having been absent for the entire conflict, casually asks "Did I miss anything?"
"WHAT!? Di- did youmiss anything!?How about EVERYTHING!!! Where have you been youRECALCITRANT BANA-
And considering what some bronies use the term "plot" for...
Saberspark does this during Brony 101: Alicorns.
In his review of Eiken, The Necro Critic gets so fed up with the "awkward groping" running gag, that near the end of the video, he completely loses it and starts yelling insane gibberish before repeatedly screaming the word "PAIN" and having to be sedated off-screen.
The Critic has one of these when reviewing Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog during a scene in which the bumbling robot Grounder blows into his hand and makes a pumpkin:
Also seen in his mute review (he'd yelled at it so much while watching that he lost his voice) of The Good Son, where he holds up a sign that reads "INAUDIBLE RAGE". Let's not forget the part where he starts yelling in sound clips of random violence.
Later, when co-reviewing Superman IV: The Quest for Peace with Linkara, and making a harsh criticism of the latter's special effects, Linkara merely has to say the three words "Bat Credit Card" to get revenge, by sending him off on a murderous gun-toting rampage.
Lampshaded in the AVGN and NC review of Ninja Turtles: Coming Out of Their Shells in which the Nerd points out that he's too angry to make a coherent description as to how ugly Splinter looks in the special.
None of these have anything on the Critic's reaction to the end of The NeverEnding Story III: Escape from Fantasia. While laughing bemusedly, he gets up, goes to his car, drives to Home Depot, returns to his car with a crowbar, drives back, takes the DVD to his basement... and then proceeds to go absolutely apeshit on it for several minutes.
Near the end of his review of The Room (2003), he descends into incoherent gibberish and mimes shooting himself in the head when Lisa, upon seeing Johnny's corpse after he Ate His Gun asks the incredibly stupid question "Is he dead?"
And even THAT is eclipsed by his reaction to the plot twist of The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue. He actually loses the ability to speak and is at a complete and utter loss on how to react at the sheer idiocy of Timmy's brother being in charge of NIMH, having turned the scientists into dogs, and becoming pants-crappingly insane. He goes through so many bewildered expressions, Flat Whats, and just general speechlessness that you can practically see his brain shut down. Hell, at the end of the review he blows the film to hell with the Death Star.
The Magic Voyage's Filling the Silence annoyed the Critic so much that he begins his review of it by insanely squeaking out "it never stops", "it just keeps going", and some random gibberish before blowing fire out of his mouth. The scene cuts to a shot of the words "One Moment Please..." accompanied by a picture of the Critic gorging himself on meds.
From the SECOND AnimatedTitanicmovie. "The Titanic wasn't destroyed by an iceberg, it was an eeeevil gang of underwater sharks that are in cahoots with the evil whaler!" *exactly that happens* *stunned silence, mouth wide open* "I'm sorry, I need to drop something." *fills glass with water, holds it out to the side, and drops it all while maintaining his shocked look, then starts gasping and muttering incoherently*
Critic: [stomp stomp stomp] This movie...duuuuugh...[stomp stomp stomp] I mean it...daaaaagh!...it's really...FUCKETY FUCK-FUCK!
In Doug Walker's retrospective of the eleven worst movies he'd reviewed as the Critic, the remake of The Haunting causes him to dissolve into shouting random vulgarities. That was only at #10 on a list of 11.
A hypothetical Andy Wachowski, having just been informed by Joel Silver that Warner has greenlighted The Matrix 7: "KILL YOU. BULLETS IN YOU AND KILL. SO MUCH ANGRY. JUST."
Red vs. Blue: Sarge occasionally lapses into this.
Sarge: Gary, you mean to tell me you could have turned off the bomb this whole time, and you didn't say so?! And don't say it's because I didn't— Gary: You didn't ask. Sarge: Brg frkin' drdlrs!
In the one where he plays The Impossible Game Level Pack: "These spikes will turn your ass into... *hits a spike* Swiss FUCKING CHEESE GODDAMNIT!!!
In the one for Balloon Guard: *after losing the balloon* GAVIN DICKIE BITCH FREE!!! (Gavin Free is a coworker at Rooster Teeth and one of the co-presenters of The Slow Mo Guys; he had recently defeated Micheal and most of the Achievement Hunter crew in a few multiplayer matchups)
In the Dark Souls video, he eventually goes off on some semi-coherent tangent about sunshine and sprinkles.
SCP Foundation: In one of their joke SCP entries regarding titanium (and the misconception that it's the strongest metal on Earth when it's actually fairly weak), the researcher in charge of writing the entry gets so enraged at people buying into the misconception (security personnel asking him for titanium containment devices, etc.), that he bites his pencil in half, rips the keyboard out of the computer, and starts beating a security guard with it while screaming swears and disconnected threats of violence. Bits of angrish seep into the article before that point to foreshadow the impending meltdown.
SF Debris: during "These Are The Voyages", Chuck is so astounded to learn that Tucker learned his engineering from boats that he babbles incoherent nonsense interspersed with repeated use of one coherent word, specifically, "what?!"
During Sips' playthrough of Murder!, Ross from Hat Films usually has a habit of screaming "EAT SHIT" coherently whenever he's the murderer. Towards the end of the episode "Borderline RDM" however, he runs in and panics while trying to kill the gunman, screaming something along the lines of "Hello, OH YOUR SHIT FUCK GJOR DOHSHAVOR!"
Ross: (after being killed, with everyone laughing heavily) So much of a rush, I didn't... words...
The Spoony Experiment: Spoony lapses into this during his review of Ultima IX, specifically when he discovers that the Avatar doesn't know what the Codex of Ultimate Wisdom is — even though it was mentioned and referred to throughout the previous games and was even a central plot device in both Ultima IV and Ultima VI. For added frustration points, bear in mind that in the first of the two games, the Avatar had to retrieve the Codex and claim it for the religion he'd become The Chosen One of, and in the second, the same event resulted in a holy war that the Avatar spent the entire game trying to end.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH! The Avatar has to ask what the fucking Codex- No! NO! No, it's- it's... do I even have explain in how many- I can't, I can't explain how i... it's the thesis of the whole... I can't. This is what I'm dealing with. THIS IS LIKE THE POPE ASKING WHAT THE FUCKING BIBLE IS!
Angry Joe freaking out during a D&D game (with some contextual animation).
Angry Joe:What?! Did you—?! You just—! You killed—! What the fuck did you do that for?!
In Kickassia, this is what Film Brain spouts as he holds the Cinema Snob at gunpoint inside the hotel room.Lampshaded by the Snob himself.
Snob: Is that even English?!
It happens to The Nostalgia Chick in her "Dreamworks vs. Disney: Dualing" review. She descends into crying gibberish when faced with Shark Tale.
Then there was this, a takedown to someone making, from Lindsay's point of view, poorly thought out complaints about Frozen (2013), which gave us the line "WHAT EVEN THE FUCK how did this person movie?"
He gets his turn during his review of Chris Brown's "Turn Up the Music", spouting furious gibberish multiple times, followed by wrapping up the review with an endless chain of censor bleeps.
In his review of "Break Up" (which was made before he even reached Channel Awesome), he made a noise that can probably best be rendered as "GHRRRRLRRRUUUUUUGHHHH".
On the redesigned Channel Awesome site, the caption for his Feel This Moment review is "hey everyone let's look at another Pitbull singlakjdgfahjfdh blugh".
Nash will sometimes lapse into this on What the Fuck Is Wrong with You?. Considering the stories he's covering, it's usually deserved.
Suffice to say, it's a pretty safe bet to assume every single Channel Awesome producer has dissolved into inexpressible rage at some point in their careers.
Have you ever seen Tobuscus play Happy Wheels? Half the show is that. Especialy in the earlier episodes, where half of his speech was just him shouting "GOD DANGIT!" at various volumes and a "FPFFFF" sound in place of where curse words should go.
True Capitalist: Ghost has a big problem with this (comes with having a Deep South accent, fondness for drinking on the job and a Hair-Trigger Temper combined), although he tends to hide it under storms of cans. When he doesn't, however, not even single words get pronounced, in one case getting so bad the resulting noise could only be described as "squawking".
The Engineer also qualifies; he's almost always unintelligible; the most intelligible things he says are insults, profanities, and cries of dismay, and they're still gibberish.
Vinny has a habit of literally making Donald Duck-type noises when his game goes especially southward.
This phenomenon is actually lampshaded in one Zero Punctuation video, where Yahtzee says that the combat made him yell things that were meant to be vulgarities but didn't quite get there, such as "Fugbar!" and "Daygunt!"
on the L33tStr33t Boys, Adam suffers from this after reading some of their meme-filled song lyrics.
