We try to kill SCP-682

Result: A) [REDACTED]

B) [REDACTED]

C) [REDACTED]

D) [REDACTED]

Test: Summon the god Wérunos, who in which is related to the Sanskrit Varuṇa/Greek Ouranos/Latin Uranus to wipe SCP-682 and his evil friends from existence by calling him.

"Hear me, father Wérunos!" A priest was praying to Wérunos.

"What do you want?" Wérunos asked the Priest.

"I want SCP-682 and his evil friends, SCP-173, SCP-939, SCP-049, SCP-076, SCP-073, SCP-353, SCP-953, SCP-106, SCP-035, SCP-999 and many others to be wiped from existence, please," The priest commanded Wérunos.

"Let it be so," Wérunos responded back to the Priest.

What will happen next?

"That was easy," The priest said to himself.

• I edited it to make sense.

Edited by HeadHoncho on Feb 24th 2019 at 12:47:18 PM

Result: Failed. Turns out it was just some hobo pretending to be a god. Researcher was also educated on the spelling of “redacted”.

Test: Toss it into the Sulphurous Sea.

Dude seriously? That was lame.

Result: Failure. Due to 682 being contained in acid the "water" did nothing to it. It then spent 5 months recruiting/killing all other life in the sea, declared himself ruler of the abyss and led his monster army to the surface world. We then spent 5 months battling them.

Test: We throw it at ALL the badly-written edgy sonic ocs either way we destroy something horrible.

BUMP

Result: The OCs all gang up on SCP-682 ready to strike when SCP-682 says "Modern Sonic> Classic Sonic> Adventure Sonic" The OCs proceed to attack each other, arguing over which Sonic is the best sonic until one is standing who SCP-682 promptly kills.

"The best Sonic game is obviously Sonic 3 & Knuckles" - Dr Bright. "No its Sonic Adventure 2" -Dr Clef "You guys are all idiots it's Sonic Generations"-Dr Gears

Test: Get all the most dangerous of Batman: Rogues Gallery and have them fight the beast. The Joker, Clayface, Mr. Freeze, Solomon Grundy, Ra a Ghul, etc. could all defeat him.

Yes I just wanna see batman characters fight SCP-682 that would be awesome

Edited by Glitchy99 on Feb 28th 2019 at 8:08:14 AM

Result: They all subdued it to the to point where they contained SCP-682 back again.

Test: What if SCP-682 and everyone was inside a video game being played by other powerful things?

Result: 682 eventually broke out of the game via crashing through the television screen and slaughtered the players.

Test: Subject 682 to the Centipede's Dilemma in order to nullify his adaptive and regenerative abilities.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Mar 1st 2019 at 1:37:18 AM

Result: He transformed into a state where said dilemma couldn't work on him.

Test: Send the thing into the warp to have him fight the Chaos Marines, Sure my Money is on 682 winning, but they might stand a chance of winning,

Result: SCP-682 won against the Chaos marines, however, they subdued him once again.

Test:

A) Try communicating with it in another language, particularly Welsh.

B) Summon Reichtangle and Omsk Bird to take down SCP-682 and his friends.

C) Use a simulated reality on it to imprison it because why the fuck not!

D) Put SCP-682 in a room with SCP-173 forever with SCP-096, SCP-076, and SCP-939.

Edited by HeadHoncho on Mar 2nd 2019 at 3:41:53 PM

Results:

A)682 displayed the same amount of aggression as usual and since a D-class decided pig latin was a language he hates humanity even more.

B)Reality appread to fracture when they converged and in our reality both omskbird and reichtangle are now permanently dead. Unfortunately Germany and Omsk shortly experienced an ZK-Reality event and are now dead. In the other one they quickly joined forces and subjugated humanity. Testing of 682 with intelligent beings is to halted for a week since 682 seems aware of the strategy of teamwork and amnestics are being administered.

C)682 was contained for around 64 hours before breaking out. When asked how he knew it was fake he responded "They tasted different"

D)Test refused due to the proposal of 173 and 96 being in the same room.

Test: We throw it at the Orks and see what happens.

Results: He was trapped in a forever war against the orcs, of course with the orks being orcs, they will eventually grow into a race that can kill 682, and by extension the rest of all life in the galaxy in the effort to not replace one strong Enemy for several stronger ones we stopped the testing before the Orcs got too strong.

Test: Release him into Commorragh, and let the Dark Eldar deal with this monster

Result: They defeated SCP-682 but not removed him.

Test:

A) Summon an Nanophyte Army to take down SCP-682.

B) Get Crushto, Zorthan, the War Grok, and the Elite Hydra to it take down all at once.

C) Summon a Cragmite/Robotic horde to take down SCP-682.

D) Use the Biobliterator to turn it into a robot and destroy the robot, if not vaporize it.

Edited by HeadHoncho on Mar 8th 2019 at 2:49:25 PM

Bumpy bump bump.

Result:

A: They refused to fight it, out of fear. 31 Foundation Personnel on the other hand were slaughtered. Further testing using beings from the Ratcher & Clank dimension denied as it was deemed a bad idea.

B, C, and D were denied by the O-5 counsel.

Test: Shoot it with SCP-3108, using all the SCP-3108-1 darts we have in stock.

Result: 682 has dodged all the darts.

Test: Put it in SCP-914 on rough.

Result: Test denied. We do not want to risk SCP-682 breaking SCP-914 if it lives through the procedure. At least, not yet

Test: Use the Indigo Light of Compassion on SCP-682 so it's too crippled with compassion to want to kill us

Test Result: Failure. 682 has no compassion to begin with.

Test: We hit it with a guitar

Result: It broke, what were you expecting?

Test: Make it fight a stronger version of itself from another universe.

Result: now we have two of them! *faints*

Test: I feed it to a herd of yoshis.

@ Space Child: Except that not only 682 does when it comes to SCP-053, but the Indigo Light forces it on them. The entire corps is a bunch of brainwashed sociopaths who naturally lack compassion, that's half the point of them

Result: The Yoshi produced an egg which contained SCP-682. After days of remaining inactive in the shell, it was decided that it was much better contained and the egg was taken. 682 broke out, and revealed it could do so any time but wanted to mess with the Foundation.

Test: Have Dr Bright annoy SCP-682 to death. If anything, it'll be fun to watch

Result: [REDACTED] [DATA EXPUNGED]

Test: Summon Afro-Asiaticball and scrub it out of existence because his scrubing erase anything out of existence permanently. If not, give it to him as a gift to praise his gloryness.

"It is time that I, Afro-Asiatic, wipe you with my scrubing!" Afro-Asiaticball said.

"What?!" SCP-682 yelled.

"No!!!!!!" SCP-682 yelled.

SCP-682 got erased from existence, permanently.

Edited by HeadHoncho on Mar 15th 2019 at 4:58:26 PM

Result: Cancelled because you're not supposed to respond to your own question. I was expecting a more humorous reply to Dr Bright, using [REDACTED] and [DATA EXPUNGED] is a lazy way to cover up not writing stuff

Test: Send D-Class into SCP-028 until we eventually get one who gains knowledge on how to permanently destroy SCP-682 without causing a single other fatality. Make sure they have explosive collars and have the amnestics ready if they gain knowledge on any cognitohazard

Result: Cancelled part way through. While initially the experiment proved promising with many useful bits of knowledge being gained (renewable energy sources, SCP research etc), eventually several D-class discovered how to [REDACTED] which caused a containment breach. Further testing yielded similar results. Testing halted because of risk of further containment breaches.

"It appears that 28 becomes volatile after being used too often"- Dr.[REDACTED]

Test: We treat it as nicely as possible without undue risk of breach. Because 682 evolves to combat threats there is a chance that it could devolve when not exposed regularly.

Result: SCP-682 just became even ruder and much more of an asshole, and didn't manage to devolve.

Test: Have Dr. Bright annoy it to death. I know this was suggested recently, but we never got to see what would actually happen. I'll get the popcorn, and I'll be disappointed if the end result isn't entertaining.

Edited by TimeLordVictorious on Mar 25th 2019 at 4:29:47 AM

Result: Dr Bright became so annoying to SCP-682 that the Foundation regarded it as "too cruel" and took Dr Bright away from 682. Amazingly, 682 was actually grateful and decided not to attack anyone until tomorrow. We assumed the same would happen if he met Deadpool

Test for tomorrow: Turn SCP-682 into a human, either through transformation or transferring its consciousness into an Empty Shell human being. Afterwards, get a D-Class to make the Shinigami Eyes deal to find out what SCP-682's real name is, then use a Death Note to write its name and "suicide" as the cause of death in case even in this form it is able to come back from/immune to heart attacks