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HeadHoncho The Boss
The Boss
Feb 24th 2019 at 3:09:56 PM

Result: A) [REDACTED]

B) [REDACTED]

C) [REDACTED]

D) [REDACTED]

Test: Summon the god Wérunos, who in which is related to the Sanskrit Varuṇa/Greek Ouranos/Latin Uranus to wipe SCP-682 and his evil friends from existence by calling him.

"Hear me, father Wérunos!" A priest was praying to Wérunos.

"What do you want?" Wérunos asked the Priest.

"I want SCP-682 and his evil friends, SCP-173, SCP-939, SCP-049, SCP-076, SCP-073, SCP-353, SCP-953, SCP-106, SCP-035, SCP-999 and many others to be wiped from existence, please," The priest commanded Wérunos.

"Let it be so," Wérunos responded back to the Priest.

What will happen next?

"That was easy," The priest said to himself.

  • I edited it to make sense.

Edited by HeadHoncho on Feb 24th 2019 at 12:47:18 PM

Emperor_Ing Stronger Monsters from Sky Temple, Dark Aether Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Stronger Monsters
Feb 24th 2019 at 3:29:55 PM

Result: Failed. Turns out it was just some hobo pretending to be a god. Researcher was also educated on the spelling of “redacted”.

Test: Toss it into the Sulphurous Sea.

Sphere Doomers are super easy, but I love them anyway.
Skunkbrains Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Feb 25th 2019 at 7:55:20 PM

[up][up]Dude seriously? That was lame.

Result: Failure. Due to 682 being contained in acid the "water" did nothing to it. It then spent 5 months recruiting/killing all other life in the sea, declared himself ruler of the abyss and led his monster army to the surface world. We then spent 5 months battling them.

Test: We throw it at ALL the badly-written edgy sonic ocs either way we destroy something horrible.

Burritos are the most convenient and delicious food in the universe. Change my mind.
Skunkbrains Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Feb 27th 2019 at 6:48:46 PM

BUMP

Burritos are the most convenient and delicious food in the universe. Change my mind.
Glitchy99 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
Feb 28th 2019 at 8:05:25 PM

Result: The OCs all gang up on SCP-682 ready to strike when SCP-682 says "Modern Sonic> Classic Sonic> Adventure Sonic" The OCs proceed to attack each other, arguing over which Sonic is the best sonic until one is standing who SCP-682 promptly kills.

"The best Sonic game is obviously Sonic 3 & Knuckles" - Dr Bright. "No its Sonic Adventure 2" -Dr Clef "You guys are all idiots it's Sonic Generations"-Dr Gears

Test: Get all the most dangerous of Batman Rogues Gallery and have them fight the beast. The Joker, Clayface, Mr. Freeze, Solomon Grundy, Ra a Ghul, etc. could all defeat him.

Yes I just wanna see batman characters fight SCP-682 that would be awesome

Edited by Glitchy99 on Feb 28th 2019 at 8:08:14 AM

HeadHoncho The Boss
The Boss
Mar 1st 2019 at 1:28:05 PM

Result: They all subdued it to the to point where they contained SCP-682 back again.

Test: What if SCP-682 and everyone was inside a video game being played by other powerful things?

IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Mar 1st 2019 at 1:36:59 PM

Result: 682 eventually broke out of the game via crashing through the television screen and slaughtered the players.

Test: Subject 682 to the Centipede's Dilemma in order to nullify his adaptive and regenerative abilities.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Mar 1st 2019 at 1:37:18 AM

medievalParadox Narrator of KTGTT 2: Electric Boogaloo. Let's see from any device that can get onto the internet Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Narrator of KTGTT 2: Electric Boogaloo. Let's see
Mar 1st 2019 at 10:11:08 PM

Result: He transformed into a state where said dilemma couldn't work on him.

Test: Send the thing into the warp to have him fight the Chaos Marines, Sure my Money is on 682 winning, but they might stand a chance of winning,

Here's a Godmodder. Please Kill him before he fucks up everything. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=15527074470A62989200
HeadHoncho The Boss
The Boss
Mar 2nd 2019 at 6:21:38 PM

Result: SCP-682 won against the Chaos marines, however, they subdued him once again.

Test:

A) Try communicating with it in another language, particularly Welsh.

B) Summon Reichtangle and Omsk Bird to take down SCP-682 and his friends.

C) Use a simulated reality on it to imprison it because why the fuck not!

D) Put SCP-682 in a room with SCP-173 forever with SCP-096, SCP-076, and SCP-939.

Edited by HeadHoncho on Mar 2nd 2019 at 3:41:53 PM

Skunkbrains Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Mar 3rd 2019 at 7:17:16 PM

Results:

A)682 displayed the same amount of aggression as usual and since a D-class decided pig latin was a language he hates humanity even more.

B)Reality appread to fracture when they converged and in our reality both omskbird and reichtangle are now permanently dead. Unfortunately Germany and Omsk shortly experienced an ZK-Reality event and are now dead. In the other one they quickly joined forces and subjugated humanity. Testing of 682 with intelligent beings is to halted for a week since 682 seems aware of the strategy of teamwork and amnestics are being administered.

C)682 was contained for around 64 hours before breaking out. When asked how he knew it was fake he responded "They tasted different"

D)Test refused due to the proposal of 173 and 96 being in the same room.

Test: We throw it at the Orks and see what happens.

Burritos are the most convenient and delicious food in the universe. Change my mind.
medievalParadox Narrator of KTGTT 2: Electric Boogaloo. Let's see from any device that can get onto the internet Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Narrator of KTGTT 2: Electric Boogaloo. Let's see
Mar 4th 2019 at 6:24:45 AM

Results: He was trapped in a forever war against the orcs, of course with the orks being orcs, they will eventually grow into a race that can kill 682, and by extension the rest of all life in the galaxy in the effort to not replace one strong Enemy for several stronger ones we stopped the testing before the Orcs got too strong.

Test: Release him into Commorragh, and let the Dark Eldar deal with this monster

Here's a Godmodder. Please Kill him before he fucks up everything. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=15527074470A62989200
HeadHoncho The Boss
The Boss
Mar 7th 2019 at 12:07:57 AM

Result: They defeated SCP-682 but not removed him.

Test:

A) Summon an Nanophyte Army to take down SCP-682.

B) Get Crushto, Zorthan, the War Grok, and the Elite Hydra to it take down all at once.

C) Summon a Cragmite/Robotic horde to take down SCP-682.

D) Use the Biobliterator to turn it into a robot and destroy the robot, if not vaporize it.

Edited by HeadHoncho on Mar 8th 2019 at 2:49:25 PM

HeadHoncho The Boss
The Boss
Mar 8th 2019 at 5:49:47 PM

Bumpy bump bump.

Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Mar 11th 2019 at 9:39:35 AM

Result:

A: They refused to fight it, out of fear. 31 Foundation Personnel on the other hand were slaughtered. Further testing using beings from the Ratcher & Clank dimension denied as it was deemed a bad idea.

B, C, and D were denied by the O-5 counsel.

Test: Shoot it with SCP-3108, using all the SCP-3108-1 darts we have in stock.

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
HyperReal Welcome to my Special Hell. from Mega, Slovania Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Welcome to my Special Hell.
Mar 11th 2019 at 4:39:22 PM

Result: 682 has dodged all the darts.

Test: Put it in SCP-914 on rough.

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RJ-19-CLOVIS-93 from New Zealand
Mar 12th 2019 at 2:17:59 PM

Result: Test denied. We do not want to risk SCP-682 breaking SCP-914 if it lives through the procedure. At least, not yet

Test: Use the Indigo Light of Compassion on SCP-682 so it's too crippled with compassion to want to kill us

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SpaceChild85 Kabong!! from Olympus Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Kabong!!
Mar 14th 2019 at 6:44:37 AM

Test Result: Failure. 682 has no compassion to begin with.

Test: We hit it with a guitar

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HyperReal Welcome to my Special Hell. from Mega, Slovania Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Welcome to my Special Hell.
Mar 14th 2019 at 11:20:49 AM

Result: It broke, what were you expecting?

Test: Make it fight a stronger version of itself from another universe.

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Legend_Of_Snake369 cute mage gurl from the shadow realm, Jimbo! Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
cute mage gurl
Mar 14th 2019 at 11:31:20 AM

Result: now we have two of them! *faints*

Test: I feed it to a herd of yoshis.

pink and white stripes are heccin' cute!
RJ-19-CLOVIS-93 from New Zealand
Mar 14th 2019 at 3:22:34 PM

@ Space Child: Except that not only 682 does when it comes to SCP-053, but the Indigo Light forces it on them. The entire corps is a bunch of brainwashed sociopaths who naturally lack compassion, that's half the point of them

Result: The Yoshi produced an egg which contained SCP-682. After days of remaining inactive in the shell, it was decided that it was much better contained and the egg was taken. 682 broke out, and revealed it could do so any time but wanted to mess with the Foundation.

Test: Have Dr Bright annoy SCP-682 to death. If anything, it'll be fun to watch

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HeadHoncho The Boss
The Boss
Mar 15th 2019 at 8:48:17 PM

Result: [REDACTED] [DATA EXPUNGED]

Test: Summon Afro-Asiaticball and scrub it out of existence because his scrubing erase anything out of existence permanently. If not, give it to him as a gift to praise his gloryness.

"It is time that I, Afro-Asiatic, wipe you with my scrubing!" Afro-Asiaticball said.

"What?!" SCP-682 yelled.

"No!!!!!!" SCP-682 yelled.

SCP-682 got erased from existence, permanently.

Edited by HeadHoncho on Mar 15th 2019 at 4:58:26 PM

RJ-19-CLOVIS-93 from New Zealand
Mar 15th 2019 at 10:02:18 PM

Result: Cancelled because you're not supposed to respond to your own question. I was expecting a more humorous reply to Dr Bright, using [REDACTED] and [DATA EXPUNGED] is a lazy way to cover up not writing stuff

Test: Send D-Class into SCP-028 until we eventually get one who gains knowledge on how to permanently destroy SCP-682 without causing a single other fatality. Make sure they have explosive collars and have the amnestics ready if they gain knowledge on any cognitohazard

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