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A question related to vampire baseball and Twilight turned up on Live Journal's Writer's Block one day. Most of the responses were image macros.
Sakamoto demands an explanation for this shit.
"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Soul Calibur and Dungeons & Dragons. The story should use an ancient prophecy as a plot device!"
Soul Calibur told as though it were a D&D game. Hilarity Ensues
"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog and Professional Wrestling. The story should use anorexia as a plot device!"
Oh Gods... why?
"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Godzilla and Incredible Hulk. The story should use starting a band as a plot device!"
Godzilla and the Hulk rock out. Awesome.
"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Harry Potter and Doom. The story should use creepy interent fetishes as a plot device!"
And yet, all that I can think to do with this, is Hermione re-enacting the Doom comic. Or Doom Repercussions Of Evil
edited 8th Sep '09 10:09:25 AM by NeonProdigy
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Walker, Texas Ranger and The A-Team. The story should use incest as a plot device!
SOMEBODY do this. Chuck Norris and Mr. T will meet, and the Internet will look on in mute amazement.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Chowder and Home Improvement. The story should use Christmas as a plot device!Chowder and Mung team up to show the Tool Time crew the true meaning of Knishmas, I don't know.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Rocky Horror Picture Show and CSI Miami. The story should use furries as a plot device!That one episode of CSI that featured outrageously incorrect depictions of furries, except with more Dr. Frank N. Furter.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Magic School Bus and Transformers. The story should use drug abuse as a plot device!The Bus smokes pot and thinks it's Optimus Prime, then flies into a building it thinks is Megatron. There are no survivors.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Metroid and King Arthur. The story should use a plane crash as a plot device!Samus and King Arthur were in a castle with Merlin. Suddenly, Samus pointed out the window and yelled "Terrorists!" as an anachronistic airplane crashed into a pair of towers that bore absolutely no resemblance to those that once stood in New York. Definitely not.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Pokemon and Final Fantasy 5. The story should use hurricanes as a plot device!Pikachu and *snicker* Butz team up to find Ash and Lenna after a hurricane somehow fuses together the world of FF 5 and Pokemon.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dilbert and Mega Man. The story should use tornadoes as a plot device!Tornado Man bursts into Dilbert's office and destroys the computer he's typing up his third-quarter projection spreadsheets on. Wacky workplace hijinx ensue.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Azumanga Daioh and Zorro. The story should use good characters becoming evil as a plot device!Osaka has a dream that tells her to be evil. She listens to it, despite her friends' warnings, and blows up a tree. Zorro steps out of a space-time portal and sets her straight. In the end, it turns out to be a dream that Osaka was having that Chiyo was having. Or something.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining I Love Lucy and Star Trek. The story should use terrorism as a plot device!"Lucy, why did you pilot the Enterprise into the White House?"
"I don't know... I thought it would be fun?"
"You got some 'splainin' to do."
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Yoshis Island and Final Fantasy 8. The story should use living on a farm as a plot device!Squall shows up on Yoshi's Island somehow. "Whatever." He builds a berry farm with the Yoshis. The story ends in a climactic fight between Squall and a dragonfly.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Meerkat Manor and Donkey Kong. The story should use the first day of high school as a plot device!Meerkat: Hey, guys. My name is Mark Eerkat, pleased to meetcha. Is my desk in an underground tunnel? I won't do any schoolwork unless I'm in an underground tunnel, sorry.
DK: Ook ook. Me DK. Ooh ahh.
Yomi: The fact that someone in this building thought it was a good idea to even let those two in through the front door worries me.
edited 20th Sep '09 1:33:27 PM by Midna
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers and Metal Gear Solid. The story should use good characters becoming evil as a plot device!That might actually work.
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
Needs moar friendship.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Snakes on a Plane and Kirby. The story should use a journey to outer space as a plot device!
Pure. Win.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Stargate SG 1 and Teletubbies. The story should use a haunted house as a plot device!
Also, this, just for crack.
edited 20th Sep '09 1:46:43 PM by clockworkspider
- your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining D.Gray-Man and Full Metal Alchemist. Bringing back the dead should be used as a plot device.
GOLDEN
- your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining John Mc Cain and Resident Evil. A hurricane should be used as a plot device.
someone, please, write this.
- your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining My Immortal and Hillary Clinton. An orgy should be used as a plot device.
Please...I don't wanna imagine this
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Romeo And Juliet and The Smurfs. The story should use love triangles as a plot device!Romeo: I lovest thee, Smurfette.
Smurfette: I love you too, Romeo.
Juliet: I dost scheme of a way to killeth Smurfette horribly. I musteth beith with Romeo, for we were madeth for each other! ...eth.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Duke Nukem and Something Awful. The story should use creepy interent fetishes as a plot device!Random Person: Uhh, Duke, why is that internet humor site giving you a hard-on?
Duke Nukem: Who the f*** wants to know?!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Gundam Wing and Calvin And Hobbes. The story should use living on a farm as a plot device!Calvin: It sure is sad that my parents finally had enough of me and dropped me out of an open plane window onto a convenient haystack in this farm, isn't it?
Hobbes: I suppose...
Calvin: Wow, look! A giant robot!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Bubble Bobble and Buffy The Vampire Slayer. The story should use competing in a Rock Band tournament as a plot device!Buffy: Why is that dragon thing trying to encase his drums in a bubble?
Bubblun: To turn it into an apple and get points, duh.
Bobblun: Seriously, where were you when they were passing out the brains?
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Bill Nye The Science Guy and Captain N The Game Master. The story should use an ancient prophecy as a plot device!Bill Nye: Kevin, I have something important to say to you.
Kevin: Yeah, what is it?
Bill Nye: You are Inertia, a property of Matter itself!
Everyone: ...
Mega Man: This is mega stupid!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Kirby and The Magic School Bus. The story should use a parade as a plot device!Kiesha: Hey, look guys! Dream Land is having a parade today.
Carlos: I guess you could say it's the parade of our dreams.
Everyone: Carlos!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Final Fantasy 6 and Dragonball Z. The story should use suicide as a plot device!Celes: I couldn't save Cid. I guess I'll just have to gather my ki for fourteen episodes and then go throw myself off a cliff, like this letter told me to.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Silent Hill and Azumanga Daioh. The story should use the first day of high school as a plot device!Osaka: One time, Pyramid Head went to some school years ago on the first day and got his groove on with a girl that looked a lot like Tomo. And no one cared. The end.
Tomo: Gee, that's subtle.
edited 20th Sep '09 2:14:06 PM by Midna
The Bus smokes pot and thinks it's Optimus Prime, then flies into a building it thinks is Megatron. There are no survivors.I'd read that.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Mr. Rogers and Kamina from Gurren Lagann. The story should use DBZ style fusion as a plot device!
how about my one involving Hillary Clinton, My Immortal, and an orgy?
resident moonatic
^Nick! That's just disturbing!
I say cross Jem with Hannah Montana with the Armageddon as a plot device.
You're looking for this person.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Metalocalypse and Thundercats. The story should use magic as a plot device!
It says something about the previous entries when this barely blips the crazy meter.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Carmen Sandiego and Spaceballs. The story should use brainwashing as a plot device!
It just now occurs to me that stealing the atmosphere sounds like something Carmen Sandiego would do.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Animaniacs and the Muppet Show. The story should use Christmas as a plot device!
That would be awesome!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Princess Bride and Metal Gear Solid. The story should use a long lost sibling as a plot device!
Wesley is, in fact, yet another clone of Big Boss. The resulting story would either be really cool, or really bad.
Needs moar friendship.
Congratulations, now I can't stop imagining Fezzik, Inigo, and Wesley storming the castle...in a giant cardboard box.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Cowboy Bebop and Naruto. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device!
This could actually be really cool.
- Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Mythbusters and Max Payne. The story should use going away to college as a plot device!
Max Payne decides to better himself by enrolling in college while Adam and Jamie work to disprove the myth that a man like him can be successful enough to finish college and get an education! Explosions galore!
- Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining America's Funniest Home Videos and Lost in Space. The story should use unplanned pregnancies as a plot device!
Penny Robinson woke up one day and found she had a pregnancy
"Oh no I have a pregnancy with The Robot!"
She opened the Airlock and everyone got sucked into space and it became America's Funniest Home Video.
- Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining South Park and Penn & Teller. The story should use moving to a new place as a plot device!
One day Penn & Teller move to Southpark
Cartman: Haha you are a dumb jew!
Kyle: FUCK YOU CARTMAN I WILL KILL YOU!
And Kyle tried to shoot Cartman with his gun and missed and shot Penn & Teller instead.
- Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dungeons & Dragons and Batman. The story should use Columbus Day as a plot device!
Batman was happy celebrating Columbus Day.
Then suddenly, Elminster!
Elminster: Columbus wasn't the one who originally discovered America is was the Romans who settled there!
Batman shot a Baterang at Elminster and lopped his head off because there is no Mystra here or there and celebrated Columbus' Day some more.
- Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Major League Baseball and Resident Evil. The story should use someone opening a gate to Hell as a plot device!
Charles Barkley was playing Basket Ball one day when he accidentally performed a Slam Dunk so great it opened a gate to hell in the Basket Ball Hoop and zombies tried to pour through but couldn't because they could only fit an arm through at most.
Leon laughed and drank more Soda.
None of this Happened in a Baseball Game because Baseball sucks.
- Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Naruto and Meerkat Manor. The story should use regicide as a plot device!
Naruto assassinates the matron of the meerkats because he has nothing better to do in this filler episode
- Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining CSI and Animal Crossing. The story should use murder as a plot device!
People are found murdered in YOUR TOWN NAME HERE and all of them had Three thing in common: enormous debt, a house cleaned of anything of value, and they're all out-of-towners living in a house leashed to them by none other then Tom Nook. See things unfold on CSI: YOUR TOWN NAME HERE
- Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dungeons & Dragons and Ghost Hunters. The story should use a party as a plot device!
One day The Ghost Hunters TAPS decide to have a party
Ghost Hutner 1: I will be a Dragonborn Fighter! SOMEONE ORDER A LARGE HAM?!!?!?
Ghost Hunter 2: I will be a Human Warlock with magic powers from cosmic horros!
Ghost Hunter 3: I will be a Drizzt!
Ghost Hutner 4: 4th Editions sucks lets play 1st edition the way the game was meant to be played!
When Suddenly the ghost of Elminster!
Elminster Ghost: I Agree! They depowered me those fools! Noone puts Ed Greenwood in the corner!
Ghost Hunter 3: I am feeling something cold, this room feels cold. I'm getting a chill from the cold of this room, that is right here in this haunted house, that we are in.
Ghost Hunter 1: My Ghost Detecter is going crazy! I sense a ghost! Let's bust this ghost!
The Ghost Hunters then pull out their cool beam guns and poach the ghost for his ectoplasm.
edited 1st Oct '09 9:44:33 PM by Hulk Hogan
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Ninja Turtles and The Magic School Bus. The story should use a secret government plot as a plot device!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dead Rising and Avatar: The Last Airbender. The story should use alcoholism as a plot device!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Frankenstein and Heroes. The story should use teen angst as a plot device!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Chronicles of Narnia and Scientology. The story should use a sex-change operation as a plot device!
Real Horrorshow
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining CSI: Miami with Mac Gyver. Th story should use unplanned pregnancies as a plot device.
Cu braţele armate, cu focul vostru-n vine, "Viaţă-n libertate ori moarte" strigă toţi.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining 4chan and Blue's Clues. The story should use a long lost sibling as a plot device!
Soooo many ways that could go wrong.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Fruits Basket and Tenchi Muyo. The story should use mystical creatures as a plot device!
Not very hard.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Oregon Trail and Pokemon. The story should use a sex-change operation as a plot device!
"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Legends of the Hidden Temple and James Bond. The story should use terrorism as a plot device!
- I wonder where I could see old episodes of Legends of the Hidden Temple. That was a pretty go show. As for the Fanfic, I could totally see Olmec as M, ordering Bond around.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Magic School Bus and Army of Darkness. The story should use an orgy as a plot device!
- You know, I didn’t think a The Magic School Bus orgy could be any squickier, but Army of Darkness succeeds in doing so.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Knight Rider and Command & Conquer. The story should use a malevolent artificial intelligence as a plot device!
- Sometimes, this is just to easy.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining FLCL and World War II. The story should use magic as a plot device!
- This sounds like something FLCL would do.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Resident Evil and Michael Moore. The story should use Christmas as a plot device!
- Come to think of it, Umbrella is just the type of corporation Michael Moore hates.
Elite Soldier
For some reason, this seems like a great idea, but it's nuts either way:
A Dr Mc Ninja / Deadpool crossover using fourth wall breakage as a plot device. Someone write this.
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.
(weaving)
rallyfan9000: You don't get to decide on the crossover yourself. There's a random crossover generator on the first page.
SHIKI is dead.
Web Slinger/Hope Bringer
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Shonen Jump and One Piece. The story should use a Buddy Cop Show as a plot device!Easy, figuring One Piece is part of Shonen Jump.
Whitebeard and Raikage star in a Salt and Pepper Buddy Cop Show with Vegeta as their hot headed chief of police. Dio Brando is a drug lord and recurring antagonist with Gutts and Kenshiro as two dirty cops working for him. Also starring Kamina as an independent private eye who helps out Whitebeard and Raikage from time to time.
Damn, talk about Testosterone Poisoning. And holy shit someone write this now.
edited 9th Oct '09 9:03:53 PM by Beta Ray
You are not alone, and you are not strange. You are you, and everyone has damage. Be the better person.
Bringer of Something
I am sorry, honestly, I am...
- Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Mai Chan's Daily Life and My Immortal. The story should use an orgy as a plot device!
- TV Tropes just ruined my life...I can't get it out of my head
Vampire baseball!
The man was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor and the Nobel Peace Prize. He was the best at both killing and not killing - Stranger