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Way to kill the enemy chatter, Clef.
And here I thought no-one else read Strega Nona when they were kids. Maybe I was wrong?
Heh. It's a wonderful site, and it's started to get my creative spirits going. Not sure if I'll join or not, though.
Sakamoto demands an explanation for this shit.SCP-241: The Death Note Cookbook!
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.You guys want some real High Octane Nightmare Fuel?
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You sure? This is probably one of the scariest SCPs on the wiki, and that is saying something.
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Ladies and gentlemen, SCP 439. Body Horror ahoy!
edited 22nd Aug '09 3:12:05 PM by itsmeyouidiot
It would be a lot easier for me if you imagine there's something funny or interesting here.I don't completely understand what the SCP Foundation is.
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!A shadowy trans-national organization that exists to protect the Muggles from supernatural, extraterrestrial, or extradimensional threats, or anything that would threaten normalcy. By any means necessary. The website itself proports to be the internal documents of the Foundation, mostly related to the containment procedures for various objects and entities.
Is it terribly hard to get into?
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!It can be. And they expect you to lurk for a fair amount of time before entering the site — both to make sure you're actually interested in editing, and to make sure you actually want to be part of it, I'd say.
If you want to get into the site, Lurk Moar.
And so I was reborn... and no-one noticed anything had changed.439 is very very cool.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.Very cool. Seems similar to Hymenoepimecis argyraphaga, except... better.
835 is my favorite, however.
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.^ And the most nauseating.
edited 26th Aug '09 7:42:35 AM by Kinkajou
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.... I found the milk moreso, but maybe it was just me?
And so I was reborn... and no-one noticed anything had changed.Seen worse.
SCP-073 is a cool guy, eh's seen most of history and doesn't afraid of anything.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.I'm sort of a fan of the memetic qualities, like Obsession.
Also these. But as we speak, Wikidot is under maintenance, so it won't show up.
And so I was reborn... and no-one noticed anything had changed.I just did a read-through of the site's beginner's guide, and it s very interesting, I must say.
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!Yes. They apparently have far too many statues that kill people when they move, and for a while they had too many self-insert SCPs.
Then there's some of the weirder (possible) self-inserts in the Decommissioned section.
edited 26th Aug '09 11:15:56 AM by BegoggledFox
And so I was reborn... and no-one noticed anything had changed.I always found the mirror the scariest.
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.I read that one! It was so cool. I liked the description of the giants' movement.
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.Wait, was that the mirror that lead to suburbia?
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.Oh, that mirror was also cool. I was thinking of the thing that you put on mirrors, and then when you walked through the mirror you went to, well, a different place.
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.I didn't read that one. But the single mirror...those Genre Blind fools...
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.Yeah, it seemed out of character for them to be so gullible.
I was referring to this one; it's several pages long. Hooray for the Other page!
edited 26th Aug '09 1:11:24 PM by Tzetze
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.Other than that it was quite creepy and horrifying. You know they're doing well when you're filled with fear on the first test.
So far the 093 subjects appear to have a brain.
And what are your speculations on them?
edited 26th Aug '09 2:16:22 PM by Zyxzy
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
Tastes Like Diabetes is probably a better match, yes.
I will keep my soul in a place out of sight, Far off, where the pulse of it is not heard.