That's a very good question. You see, Mario and Bowser are actually business partners in the work of creating stories to sell to their respective kigndoms, with Peach, Luigi, and others being in on it and gaining their share of the pie. Each time they need a new story, they think up bigger and bigger stuff and have made trillions in gold coins.
I have been trying to start a garden for the past three years, so I can eat more vegetables and green foods... but there's a huge frickin Fraggle colony underneath my house. Do you have any ideas how to stop the Fraggles from stealing my radishes?
I AM A MAN!!!Just convince them the radishes are radical
Why does everyone have a Xanatos Gambit in Final Fantasy Tactics?
edited 8th Oct '09 8:07:51 PM by x0JohnDoe0x
where do I begin? Please join my new RP: Daemon: Hell Rising. New take on demons, puts everything in the books on its head.They graduated from the Xanatos Academy for Scheming.
I have been trying to start a garden for the past 3 years, so I can eat more vegetables and green foods... but there's a huge frickin Fraggle colony underneath my house. Do you have any ideas how to stop the Fraggles from stealing my radishes?
edited 8th Oct '09 8:13:49 PM by TropeKira
I AM A MAN!!!Gopher bombs? I dunno...
Why does everyone seem to think the B-Gear in Ace Online is just a bomber, despite the fact that it can turn just as well and run almost as fast as the I-Gear?
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.Because "almost as fast" is not the same as "as fast", and the game is Serious Business.
Why do so many transformers transform into cars and jets, and so few into more idiosyncratic things like, for example, toasters?
I'm nobody, who are you? Are you nobody too?Because toasters don't have wheels or engines.
Why do we park in driveways, and drive in parkways?
You're looking for this person.Because you touch yourself at night.
Who would win in a fight: Ash Ketchum or Ash Williams?
I AM A MAN!!!Ash Williams, because he's Bruce Campbell, unless Ash Ketchum was allowed to use his Pokemon.
Why are there so many Final Fantasy games?
SHIKI is dead.Because the series is leading up to the final fantasy story ever.
If you could make your own full-length film with a budget of a Hollywood blockbuster and all the resources needed to film it, what would it be about?
I AM A MAN!!! Because the execs of Squaresoft made a Deal with the Devil.
Devil May Cry!
Why Devil May Cry is so awesome?
edited 8th Oct '09 9:11:17 PM by vandro
It's not, it's all just Narm Charm... for some.
Am I stupid for thinking that Star Fox should go Off the Rails and become a Wide-Open Sandbox game?(according to the Fan Dumb, yes)
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.Why is my doggie so cute?
♥♥II'GSJQGDvhhMKOmXunSrogZliLHGKVMhGVmNhBzGUPiXLYki'GRQhBITqQrrOIJKNWiXKO♥♥Because! Duh. Dogs are always cute.
Why do people keep telling my they heard I like mudkip? What's a mudkip anyway? A type of food?
"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - NarbonicIt's a stupid meme. Just ignore them.
Speaking of memes, where did Boom, Headshot! come from anyways?
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.Because he's one of the leaders of a sooper-seekrit canine plot to take over the world, reducing humans to simple can-opening, frisbee-throwing slaves, and "cute" has been found to be an excellent disguise protecting him from suspicion. (I know that this is true because my cat told me so.)
Why won't my neighbor across the alley pull his car all the way into his driveway, instead of leaving it halfway out into the alley?
...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.Because he hates you.
Who would you rather be president, the T-1000, Gumby, or Papa Smurf?
edited 9th Oct '09 12:08:29 PM by TropeKira
I AM A MAN!!!Batman because he's always carrying a chunk of Kryptonite somewhere on him.
Why does Batman always win the fights he's thrown into?
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.Because he's the goddamn Batman.
Who would win in a fight between a lion and 1,000 bees?
edited 9th Oct '09 12:12:18 PM by TropeKira
I AM A MAN!!!NOT THE BEES
Do you believe MAGIC is real?
Of course I do. Arthur C. Clarke is a wizard and just lies to hide the world of magic.
I lost my remote control. Do you know where it is?
I AM A MAN!!!No.
Is rallying or NASCAR the superior form of motorsport?
fyi, MAJOR rally fan over here(like you couldn't tell)
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.No. That would be chariot races. On dragons.
I have a problem, there's a stranger out to find me, and I'm pretty sure there's danger right behind me. What should I do?
I AM A MAN!!!Run in circles, scream and shout.
Should I order in pizza or lo mein for dinner?
...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.
Exactly What It Says on the Tin. But before we start, I just want to lay down a few ground rules:
Alright everyone, have fun. Oh, first question:
Why doesn't Mario just kill Bowser already?
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.